Rutherford High School - Rutherfordian Yearbook (Rutherford, NJ)

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gferg Wxlafffecy AROUND THE WORLD WITH YOUR FAVORITE COMMENTATOR, DON DEMPSTER JUNE l9, l958. Good Evening, Mr. and Mrs. America, let's go to press. FLASH! Lower Eastside, New York-The pawnshop owned and operated by Don Korwan burned to the ground despite the efforts of honorary fire chief Bill Little Flower Reubert, Firebugs rounded up by patrolman Allen Kroger included Lois Meyer, Lois Mier, and Wynn Goodhart. The crime was pinned on Goody who started the blaze by playing hot licks on his clarinet in Ted Dunker's still in the cellar of the building. Ted was rescued from the fire by women firemen Joan Burkhardt and Audrey Dobbs. Goody has been psychoanalyzed by Richard The Grin Hoheb who has also conferred with psychiatrists Tony Giordano and Norman Pulver. Hollywood-After the premiere of the Academy Award winner starring Nancy Schroe- der and George Place at Miles Kight's Ethiopean Emporium, Golden Boy's ears got stuck in the cement while leaving the imprints for posterity. Assisting in the rescue was Lena Flore, ticket taker. Humphrey Braun heads the squad of usherettes including Amelia Hertzel, Phyllis Linzel, Mary Ann Telson, Winifred Dusenbury, Betty Prince, and Carol Dinter. New York, Broadway-Back on the East coast Beargrease Roderick and his Crisco Five, Art Wedekind on the piano, Janice Van Buren on her glockenspiel, drummer boy Mat LoPresti, trombonist Cynthia Blakiston, and Hot Lips Mauger are now supplying music for Darryl S. Whipple's new Broadway show Low Buckled Saddles. Music and lyrics are by D'Oriano and Shipton. The cast features Eunice Thompson and Bob Royce in the romantic leads with Bob Werner and Audrey Korn supplying the comedy. The featured dancer is Helen Zorina Straub. J Pluto-In the world of science there has been great excitement. Last week scientists Burn's and Ferguson's rocket ship left the earth for Pluto, piloted by Grace Macan on a hunt- ing trip for the two-headed Aardvark. J The expedition included Hairy Harry Tucker, Dilly Sunbury, and Bring 'em Back Alive Worischeck. All they have found so far is Dick Cole poaching Grudnicks. Dick says, quote, they are almost as good as poached eggs. Lower Slobbovia-Mary Cable and Barbara Carrico, world travelers, are visiting Ein- stein DeMarrais where he has just performed the sensational feat of dehydrating elephants for which a practical use is being developed by George Snyder. . NOW TO THE WORLD OF SPORTS. g Santa Anita-Jockey Henry Verny riding Purple Crunch of Audrey Winand's Purple String Stables was nosed out at the finish by Clifford Crawbuck riding Silver Meteor, the only horse of Richard Schmatz's barn, a thousand to one shot. Bang! The only bet placed on this horse with bookies Bob Fetterly and Ron Baker was Tom Sullivan's, winning fifty thousand counterfeit dollars printed by Johnson and Johnson iBeanie and Bob, that isl. Los Angeles- Diamond Dave Lloyd and his moll Marmaduke Monahan have been indicted for fixing the game between Parkerton's A. C. and Derner's Dimwits at Trainor's Square Garden. Attorney for the state O. T. Bickner has taken over the case. Paterson-Over at Vincent's Heathcliff Stadium Charles Stoddard is breaking all speed records on Olga Gula's motorcycle, The Howling Wolf iJohn, that isl, Brooklyn-Tom Benedict today pitched a one hitter for the Giants against those bums from Brooklyn now under the management of Betsy The Lip Raiff. Montreal-Lynn Taylor has founded the first women's hockey team with Bob Margetts as the playing coach. Switzerland-The world's championship ladies' wrestling team of Millicent Maier, Betty Schneck, and Ellen Burke have been touring Europe since winning the Olympics two years ago. 28

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Rutherford-Back in the old home town Marty Gasalberti has been the coach of the marble team for the past several years, This year the team won the national championship under Captain Teddybear who has been taking P. G. courses since the fall of l948. Now I turn you over to our announcer, George Fecanin, who has a message from our sponsor. Thank you, Don. Tonight we have with us Les Cox, world famous tuba player to tell you his opinion of our product, Nissley's Hair Wave, the wave set used so successfully by mil- lions. Will you tell our listeners of your findings please - - - When l was in the Lone Star State visiting Tex Huston, some of the hair wave fell on one of his horses, starting a new breed, the curly headed cayuse. lt works on people, too.' Thank you Les, and now back to the news. is , The Fastest Talking Man in the World Contest was won by Mickey Carroll. Running a close Second was Jack Collins who, it is rumored, is going to complain to the judges Joe Spann and Viola Frister. Mad Woman KnowIson's latest sales have netted her a cool million. Millionaire Moneybags Moxham purchases all of his .cars at her East Coast lots. Now to the Society World-Little bits of talk and gossip about the more prominent people of the country. , Midway across the country Millionaire Count Ratlegs Waring now touring the country with his body guards Gorilla Wells and Knuckles Bourn was seen asking directions of Hayseed Teller to the farms of Joe Buchel and Dick Treptow. Begging alms along the road were Bob Neidort and Bob Blomquist, boys who were voted most likely to succeed. Michigan-GraceDorbandt and Dave Woods, residents of Detroit, are now raising a lit- tle forest. J . D S J J c Boston-Margot Ayer's latest book reviewis of Ruth Bachman's How to Get Fish - - back. Jean has opened .a school, for:teachingBoyd calls. E . Sydney, Australia--Dick Moss and. Martha Schmidt, are now .married and have moss growing under their feet. , g . 1 , ,,r, E y lrss - S f , E' D D ,g Lima, Peru-Jim Ingalls is sellingsaelectrici heaters to the lncasl in South America. New York, N. Y.--'Cloe ,Co-Ordiriationf',Hodgesfis starring hisffTwinkle Toes in a new ballet by the same name. Joan Merrill- is singinglcornmercials for Jean ,Knodle's product Knock-Kneed Knood,les with Dot Vguessswho -asschiet Bender. Edith Mertens is painting the now famous billboards forTed Rehner's Smart Shop' for Men. i ,JohndMe,rsfelder has gone into the production of direction finders forpeople toQfind their way out of garages. Washington-Doris Gerding has taken over the management of the Robert Treat Hotel. Jim Staples is holdingpapers. together. . S . if ..,,, .igg . d. ,.,, - i Q g i . Baltimore-- Rembrandt Stevens has opened can art gallery where cli, pictures of Audrey Daucher, Isabel Veazey, Lucy Southwick, JaneCassedy,i and Jane Olmsted are on display. Kearny-Dot has formed a new concern, Joralemon Sisters,llnc.,,lwith Doris Erickson as chief truck driver. ll J D . . Rutherford-Farmer Harmon is now managing Jensenls Dairy. V it Africa-The next news item comes from the heart of Africa and thefNew York Mu- seum's archaeological expedition headed by Janet Digger Hlillers. The sexpiedition was lost for two weeks but the scout Peggy Trutner turned up and said that the dentist. Ch,ickf',Che- ney had broken his leg, but it was set by Dave Lemke and is mendingwell. .Theiexpedition has found some old buildings and Al Robinson's drawings are being sent home by air mail. Chicago-June Sturm is secretary to attorney Tank Heale: ln the outer office re- ceptionist Jean Miller greets industrialist Joan Perry, who has come to arrange for patent rights on Betty Macan's new product Petit Chou, voted my favorite perfume by 53 Hi-Y boys. D Atlantic City-Chairman Eagle-Eye Longua has given the decision of the judges, which include Scott McNulty and Bob Moller, naming Ginny Molnar Miss America. Ginny, whose press releases are handled by Helen Innes, wore a bathing suit original from the Maison de Hall. That's all until next time, when, if we still have sponsor, l'll be with you again with the latest news. 29