Rushford High School - Valley Legend Yearbook (Rushford, MN)

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“PtafiAecy RICHARD ANDERSON, the millionaire used car dealer has decided to retire. When asked why he quit work at such an early age he replied, I just couldn't stand taking money from people. CHARLES AUSTAD, the hard-boiled coach of the Blue Bay 3ackers, has just completed his fifth span of coaching professional football. His record for five seasons is 12 wins, no losses, and 48 ties. EVELYN BEREKVAM, the well-known American dress designer, has made public her fashions for 1970. They are the new figured sweaters, tight skirts, and black stockings. GEORGE BERfr, concert tenor for the New York Philharmonic Orchestra, has just conpleted a series of concerts throughtout Europe. He sang command performances for all the noble families of that continent. GALEN DIGGER O' BETSINGER, the friendly undertaker is transferring his business to Siberia. He made the statement, Business is better in those parts. MYRNA BOESE, the famous Western Ballad singer, will make a special appearance at London, England, this month. She will sing her latest recording, Under the Moon, at High Noon, on the Prairie. GLEN BOYNTON, famous ballet dancer will open for a three-week engagement in Paris and then will give a performance in the R.H.S. gym in honor of his old school. VERNON CARLSON, world famous speed driver, has just won the Indianapolis 500. He has now won 1,386 consecutive races with his 1935 Ford. HARRIET COLBENSON has been studing art nder the well-known painter Hans Franz. She is going to began the painting of the faiwuJ Rushford High School after completing her study. ELDON DAHL, a young married farmer and the owner of a 1,000 acre farm, recently became the father of triplet sons. When passing out cigars, he said, Now I can retire in about 15 years. MARILYN DAHL WORTHMUCH, wife of S.S. Worthmuch III, has just been named the best dressed woman in the United States. The reason for her good clothes is the fact that her hustand put a whole department store at her disposal. Senator EVERETT DOLALIE, (R. Minnesota), is being censored for falling asleep during senate sessions. He replied in his own defense, I just got in the habit in social science class in high school. TIANE EBNER has just won the N.J.C. (National Jitterbug Contest). She danced without a break for 32 hours. In this process-she outlasted seven different partners. CYNTHIA EIDE, famous New York society woman, has just been married for the fifth time. After being married to an oilman, an automobile manufacturer, an oriental sheik, and a diamond importer, she settled for a simple down to earth hobo. WESLEY EVENSON, the famous farm crop specialist, has just developed a new type of corn. This new crop may revolutionize farming. It can be grown in just thirty days. ARDEL FEINE and his Thunderbird sports car broke all records in the International Sports Car Race. He is now entertaining huge crowds with his newly organized Ace Hell Drivers. IRENE FEINE, the national president of the F. H. A. will give a speech in the R. H. S. gym on How to Make Homes. ANN FERDEN, lady psycholgist, has become the first person in medical history to psychoanalyze a chimpanzee. When asked her opinion she said, He made a monkey out of me! DONNA FERDEN, the great interior decorator, shows her newest combination of colors and materials at the Waldorf Astoria Cocktail Room in New York City. The ceiling is blue and green with red dots, the walls are brown, and the floor is dirty. CHARLES HALTOM, the famous Hollywood comedian, has just finished another movie. It is entitled, Road to Rushford. SHIRLEY HALVERSON has Just returned from a goodwill tour of Scotland. She is planning a money raising campaign throughout the United States to remodel the immoral Scottish Kilt. DIANE HE LI ELAND, owner of nation wide chain food stores, has just announced that she will sell out her business to anyone who can stand the pressure. EILEEN HIGHUM, head nurse of the Bethsada Naval Hospital, recently nursed the ex-president Eisenhower back to health after a severe case of pneumonia. MADELINE HOWE after years of modeling has just opened her own fashion shop in Paris. Her latest creation is a tight skirt that allows free movement! RUTH JAASTAD, a brilliant woman doctor, has completed her fifth major brain surgery. For her next surgery she will operate on one of the teachers from her former school. 13

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 MADELINE HOWE my ability to sing to Kathleen Niggle, and my troubles in chemistry to anyone who takes it hereafter. RUTH ANN JAASTAD my love for jitterbugging to my cousin, Kay, my speedy shorthand and typing to my sister, Rebecca, my good grades to my brother, Peter; and my new found friendships I will keep for myself. ALLEN JERTSON my glasses, which I need very much myself, to David Rislove, who I think needs them more than anyone else; and my ability to get the car to anyone who has a hard time getting theirs. MARY KRYZER ray love for shorthand to Betty Brevig, my love for dancing to Harley Johnson, my Tuesday classes to Rose Marie Dvorak, and my long quiet bus rides 1 11 leave to Barbara Heiden. JANE MARKEGARD my dislike for social science to the junior class, my short hair to Vionne Nelson, my constant chattering in the assembly to anyone who can get by with it, my love for bookkeeping to my sister Margaret, and my interest in a certain someone I will keep for myself. ORLIE MOGER my football jersey (No. 9) to David Rislove, provided that he keeps the team in a humorous disposition next fall, and I will my troubles to Douglas Boyura, for he seems to have none. I leave my F. F. A. presidency to the next lucky guy. ADA NELSON ray ability to draw people to Kay Jaastad, and my job to some ambitious girl. MARILYN OLSTAD my baton to anyone that can catch it and can also endure the cold, my long fingernails I will to Donna Taylor, and my editorship of the Ripples to Kay. JEANETTE OTIS my love for music and dancing to Elnora Eggert and Marcella Boehmke, social science to anyone who can stand it, ray ability to sleep in English to anyone who can get away with it, and my love for writing letters to a certain someone I will keep for myself. ARLYSSE PETERSON my cheerleading position to Carmen Walker, my love for transcription to Donna Taylor, and ray short walk to school to Janice Olstad. GORDON QUALE ray ability to memorize football plays to Allen Betten, ray attitude toward school work to Sandra Larson, and my desk in the assembly to anyone who has the ambition to clean it out. ARLENE RIEGEL my blond hair to Joanne Boehmke and all my extra-curricular activities to anyone who can find time for them. ROBERT (SKIPPER) RISLOVE my love for social science to anyone who wants it, and I also leave ray love for English to anyone who likes it as well as I do. BETTY RONNENBURG my love for old-time music to Barbara Cordes, ray ability to have fun anywhere to Arlene Meyer, and love for school 1 11 leave with ray brother, Roger. BETTY SORUM ray ability to stay awake in school to Janet Jorde, my understanding social science to Merlin Dobler, and ray everlasting letter writing to anyone who enjoys it. JAMES SWENSON my basketball position to Karl Huseboe, my height to John Woll, and my crew cut to Sigard Jaastad. GERALD WARNKEN my ability to decipher my bookkeeping to Richard Boehmke, and ray long, noisy busrides to anyone who can stand them. RONALD WARNKEN all ray mistakes in interpretation and long concentration of English literature to Gene Olstad, and I solicit my financial problems to those who are compeer and who shall, at all times, see fit to compensate for them individually. 12

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(}la4A ‘PiafiAectf ALLEN JERTSON, Hollywood's great movie producer is retiring to his secluded penthouse with his pet turtle, racoon, chipmunk, and Marilyn Monroe for company. MARY KRYZER, millionaire manager of the Kryzer Chain Restaurants, recently installed a soda fountain in a local drugstore. JANE MARKEGARD, Doctor of Political Science, has just finished her thesis on Reorganization of the Federal Reserve Banking System. ORLIE MOGERf radio commentator for the farm news hour, was honored at a banquet in his honor at his home town. ' ADA NEIEON, the famous hair stylist insists on women wearing their hair long. Because , she says, thatSs the way men prefer it. MARILYN OLSTAD, Editor of the New York Times, has just made the announcement that she will revolutionize the newspaper industry. Twenty-five pages of comics and one page of news. JEANETTE OTIS, famous woman scientist has just discovered a new formula for growing hair. This formula will grow hair on billiard balls. But who wants hairy billiard balls. ARLY5SE PETERSON, girl reporter, has Just received an award for helping to clean up the waterfronts in New York and other large ports. She swept the sidewalks, washed windows, etc. GORDON JAIE, super sonic jet pilot, is the first man to reach Mars. On the planet he discovered wierd animal inhabitants. He thereby settled the long conversed question Is there life on Mars. ARLENE RIEGAL, great American actress, is now making a movie in Paris. She has been seen very much lately with the well-known French actor, Monsier Bearett. ROBERT RISIOVE, great ballet dancer, opera singer, and enthusiastic follower of the Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra has just composed a great new opera entitled, I left ny Heart on the Stable Floor. BETTY SORUM, famed food authority, presented an hour long television show on How to Make an Uninviting Dinner for Unwanted guests. BETTY RONNEBERG, who has been living in Italy with her captain husband, recently visited her parents After being away for four years. JAMES SWENSON, first baseman for the St. Louis Blues, has just won the M.U.P. award.(Most Unvaluable Player) GERALD WARNKEN, a famed chemist, has a new formula for a lifetime car battery. He is now working on a large scale deodorizer for farm buildings. RONALD WARNKEN, Secretary of Agriculture, has proposed a new plan for price support. It is called the Round Deal. THE END 14