Rush Medical College - Pulse Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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If you wish to see a good joke, turn to page 659 of Lyman's Practice, and read the seventh line from the bottom. Perhaps the Professor himself has never noticed it. They say, with faith all may be saved, But we can see no hope For the man in the dissecting room XVho stole the toilet soap. 5' The young man with the ticket in his hand hunting his seat has been here this year as usual. Dr. B. is rather hard on himself. In class re- cently he made these two remarks: Some- time ago a gentleman came to my office who was looking for the biggest quack in Chicago, . . . . . . and. . . . . . NVhen I was a young man I spent eight or nine years in an insane asy- lum. 5' No more we gamble for what's left Of our dissected stiffsg No more we scent our boarding house With dried cadaver whiffsg No more we boil or bury them, For with emphatic tones The demonstrator has announced, The collqge' ketyvs fha bones. 5' The new and improved methods in foot-ball and in surgery go forward hand in hand. Wie heard one of the D. jfs explaining that the building of the College of P. and S. was the Phosphorus and Sulphur college. So much for D. J. chemistry. 237

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PATIENT - DOCTUR PATIENT high these al VVould whisky do me any harm ? T think it would. That is fortunate: whisky is hard times. 3 FROM THE BENCHEL lt was a wee little baby, but it was a pretty baby. You could see that as the inhaling frame was lifted from time to time for more chloro- form: and perhaps that was why the fellows stopped passing notes and whispering, and moved up forward in their seats so they could see better. Wfe watched every little step in the operation, and we saw almost as quickly as yes-yes, baby face looks bett the assistant that the babe had stopped breath- ing. XVe almost stopped breathing, too, and the tick of the clock and the rustle in the arena, as they lifted the little body, whose spark of life had almost ceased to glow, were the only noises you could hear. How intensely we watched every movement as they worked to bring back the glow and fan it to a Hame. See, -surely it was- wasn't that a breath? No-yes is breathing again, and see its er. Yes, now the surgeon smiles .... How gladly we saw that, and we all took a deep breath and smiled. and so me made the motion of a silent applause, and some closed their eyes and said their thanks .... Great Physicia midst. It seemed as though The n had been for a moment in our if STUDENT - How can you determine the ul- ceration of Peyer's patches in typhoid fever? PROFESSOR - By post-mortemf' Q. M.- How many sides has the heart ? HD. jfs- Two, The outside and the in- side. 236

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