Rush Medical College - Pulse Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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El llblea Em impromptu sent to llbrot. Cotton just before egaminat ion. Q96 , 'iff cf p T makes us or it mars us: think on that And fix most kind thy resolution. All are would-be doctors, doctor, ' v Every mother's song .t f C fivyjj R Nlf' 1 P N fee l J j X All have studied physic, too, ga ,Q , In earnest or in fun, if ,J '13, it Some are only boys, doctor, 'AS XYith all the marks of youth, ll CM, Wlith faces smooth and noisy pranks, P X Q5 And confidence forsooth, Some are turning gray, doctor, VVith fleece as white as snow, VVhile some have lost all trace of hair VVhereon it used to grow. Some are housed in rooms, doctor, The sight of which would wake Your tender sympathetic sense, For very pity's sake And if you Saw the fogd' doctor' Then some are fairly wed, doctor, Gr tasted it to gee And stand as best they may, GH what your Stuzielits oft are fed The double lectures which they must Melted your heart would beg A 'Islas llotfls OH .elfeliy fling 1 For they have hash and hash, doctor, ' QW Off? lim Flu H079 Oclol' And hash and hash and hash, - Elo' blllg 6' lOlll5 pllle . . Until their ewdamations reach lsor sweets they know not of, but which The verge of something rashg lllloxlcate lllxe llllle' . . A!1cltl1Ougl1 all pious Medici doc, Ahi. some are homely and some ta1r,doctor 'Tis more than they can bear, VX 531116 Jolly alld Sjolfle facli d To find hard ffristle in the hash l ll Some are len' l ell goo ' And buttehmixed with hair. And some ar? Yffff' bad: But all are anxious now, doctor, If you will bid them go, To leave these learned halls in peace, And practice what they know. For 'tis the wish of all, doctor, To gain a normal growth In body and in pocket-book, ln either or in both. So bend your heart in love, doctor, Full mindful of our lot: Remember our cerebral lobes Have learned much and forgot: And we shall give you cheer, doctor, XVhen we are doctors, too, And all the world will never know How much we ever knew, 230

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Che Elnatomists Mia to his love XXXXXXXXXX X X 32 52 X X X Y X X X X X X X X X X XXXXXXXXXX PRELUDE. HE expression of love from her eyes so keen, As they beam on another in a far distant land, Is a pleasure to feel - it can never be seen, Save you walk with my love, heart in heart, hand in hand. 3' I list while thy heart and ascending aorta, Their volumes of valvular harmony pour, And my soul from this vascular music has caught a New life from this dry anatomical lore. Those beautiful orbs they are haunting me still, As they roll 'neath the palpebral, dimly translucent, Obeying in silence the magical will Of thy oculo-motor, pathetic abducent. Oh! thy cornea, love, has a radiant light, As the sparkle that laughs in the icicle's gleam, And thy crystalline lens, like a diamond bright, Through the quivering frame of thine iris is seen. Thou has stolen the charm from my studio dim, And I turn from dissections embittered with wrath, Thou has stepped betwixt me and my skeleton grim, Oh, Lady, fair Lady, why cross'd thou my path? 9 5' F It is a happy suggestion of Prof. Cfs that some of the boys who are afraid to attempt a recitation have their backbones laundered. 5' 3 5' Said Co'rTox to a freshman, as he roused him with a start, Can you tell us the effect of digitalis on the heart? The startled freshman quick replied, It quickeneth the beat But how? He could not answer and sadly took his seat. For illustration, take a mule who's always loath to start, Then ply the whip X the effect is like the drugs upon the heart. lfVhat is it works this wondrous change and brings him to a run? 'Tis merely that you stimulate his motor ganglion. 231