Rush Medical College - Pulse Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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56 L l 4' 4l:'rf 54 G ,wzgzr Fa-I.. 1 -'lflllll me Q 'I QR . War ow to Ilbahe a llbulse AWARDEIJ SEVHXIJ PRIZE. GR the help of our Freshmen, now just beginning To think about Corpuseles, Pulses and such, And who doubtless think we are quite wonderful, spinning Such beautiful rhymes that they surely can't touch: VVe'll give a prescription simply infallible, One that's been proved and is never amiss- One that we think you will End quite invaluable, 'Tis for the making of Pulses like this. 9' 9' 9' a large kettle with plenty of room in it, Pour in of water one quart and no more: On a slow tire set, while you're stewing it, Into it these rare ingredients pour: One pint of politics, strong, highly Flavored, Bottled by Parmeter, Calvin K Co.: Three or four kodaks, they're always much favored At rows and at clinics and many a show: One box of poetry tsee that it's very newl, Chopped line and sprinkled with unsparing hand, Six dozen jokes, each one humorous, short and true, Filled with a wit that not one can withstand. Let each fraternity its special Havor add, Giving it zest and variety too: Then at last for a 'Final rich savor, add Une pinch of literature, one will quite do. So after mixing and stirring and tasting, And being quite careful to skim off the scum, You will find, if your work A PULSE most sublime is the residuum. has been without hasting, 163

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