Rush Medical College - Pulse Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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Y. M. C. A. Brewer-y. Here. Primer-Class Wlillien Bird. Here, rllzlvfcz' I3 ates. T.-He just received a televram tellinff him to come home 1m mediately. Spencerian Ballauce. T.-Gone to Louisville. Rev. Bacliug. T.-Sick. l.--XYhat are some of his symptoms? T.- Headache and tired feelmff l.vGentlemcr1, this is a well pionouucccl Case of tx phoid We will place him on a milk diet and surprise his stomach McAllister Bloke. T.-He is siclcdof medicine Rooster Brown. T.-He got a this morning. LINC-21-AlOl'ltllH Burns. check from home 5estercl1x 'mtl dont teel well T.--He clou't hear you, Doctor He s iewchuff a lcttei fiom his girl. l'. vlaclcsou Berry. 'l'.!He is making a call- on H5 man Sing Ling Barstow. T.-'AGatlie1'ing laundry. ii Piper Heiclsieclcn Bryant. T.-Got tuberculosis. l.-ls that right? 'l'.4Yes, sir. lle's a beer cousumptixc Bill Nye Cunningham. Here. Farmer Connell. T.f Gone to-XfVauwat0sa Fire Escape Cowles. T.fa Gone to get married l.-lucleecll XVC will placc him ou an alhumiuous diet with Cold baths every time his temperatuxe rises aboxc IO l

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W..f A.A. ,..,. ,... ,.,. 1-51 . f. ,tiff ' , 5?'jgQ 'ff','if '.j'rggj -'i'35..1f1Tf QL'1'1:-'1-a:f:- gf 1 .Q,Qj :gi K Ff'g'1! Qi'1F' 2 ' 435.21-fikfim 1RoIl all Section fllbebicine 1Delinquents accounted for by the Tainmzmy fback rowl gz1ng.l lNS'l'RUCTORf GCl1tlCmCl1, I notice that this little book l have here records not only the intellectual, but also the physical, condition of the class. Proceeds to call the roll. 9F Old H undred Angus. Herr. Ducth Arndt. T.fIn jail. Prof. Jay Andrews. T.-Sick. l.AlYhat is the difficulty? 'PA Nervous exhaustion. --Daisy' Bell. Present. High T. Becbe. T.-,lust called out by lady. B, Flat Brode. A T.--Gone to conference. Papa Brett. T.eXVife's sick. l.f Indeed! T.AYes, sick of Brett. :FFor various rcasons the full name is given, although the Doctor usually uses the sum imc only. 151

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Virides Conroy, T.-Sick. l.f'VVl1E1t is the trouble? T.eGot wheels in his optic radiation Katie Crowley. l'm heah, Doctah, but I've not ot accustomed to thc atmos pheah yet. . Sport Conaway. T.-Sick. I.-What is the matter with him? T.4He's got paralysis of thc optic ncrxe l thinl Skinny Duncan. 'F'-Sick. I.-XVhat's the diagnosis ? T.-Too much malt extract Surgeon Donahue. T.-D. J. Tammany Daniels. Heah, Doctor. P. and S. Dwight. T.AHe couldn't come, Doctor Somebody stole his pony Qld Dry Solution Eckard. T.-He is getting his teeth hlled with boarding house hash Old Melancholy lingalls. T.-Coming. I.-All right. XYe will marl him L Gentleman jack Frost. 'FA Comatose. Hippocrates Fullenwicler. T.- Football. Filaria Fitzpatrick. T.-Senior. Omega First. Here. l.-XVell. The First shall be last and the last shall be first So, Mr. First, what is the lesson this morning P 153