Rush Medical College - Pulse Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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There was a little medic Lived in this vale of tears, He rode a horse and ne'er got caught For very many years. But Kaufman saw that pony, just as you might expect, And called that man right Hot? the perch, And he got it in the neck. iii' There was a man in section C, Wlhose wits were veryibrightg He used to bone anatomy, Till far into the night. He got a mark of 98, In Osteologyg He kicked and fussed and fumed around Till he could hardly see. He took his paper to be changed, XVhen. strangest to relate, Dr. Shaw, when he looked it over, Only gave him SS. 144

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THE XVEAKLY PHAGOCYTE. J The many friends of John Quthet were pained to hear that he was seen in the bald-headed row at Sam T. 'lacks theatre, as he was known to be a highly respected citizen and pillar of the church. Mr. Outhet says he was laboring under an attack of men- tal aberration, brought on by over- work and study. The sterling char- acter of Mr. Outhet precludes all possibilities of his having entered such a place while in his right mind. il 3' NEXY REINIEDIES SENT US FOR TRIAL. Tr. Ferridi et chloridi, By B. A. Arnold, M. D. Ext. Gallae, By M. A. Wfeiskopf, M. D. Ext. Damiana et Cantharides, By G. XV. Smith, M. D. Extract of Female Fern, By R. E. Davis, M. D. Liq. lodoformi Exsicaltus, By E. M. Eckard, A. M., M. D. 1 l 143 Sporting. Rrsu Meme, 2: Cnicixoo, o. The sturdy doctors from Rush de- feated the Chicago League team yes- terday by a score of 2 to O. This team is now conceded to be the strongest team, amateur or profes- sional, in the west. The features of yesterdays game were the terrihc batting of Schultze Edwards and the phenomenal twirling and all around playing of Andrew -lay. ii' For Baldness, use Beyer's Restor- ative. To be taken internally and eternally. Its continued use has been known to grow whiskers on the moon. Call or address, C. H. I7 S. Green st.

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MoFFA'r'r - Mr, Gould, give me a ticket for Laryngoscope and Ophthalmoscope, please. BARTHOLOMEXY, tin Senn's eliniel - This patient clumb a tree. DR. BROWER we XVhat are your initials? 0'CoNNoR f-- I told you once there was only one of that name. iii Prior. S,xL1s1aUm'f Will the patient always ask for a drink F KENACQIX, feonhdentiallyij f- Yes, if he can speak English. H.ARDlNCi, VQ5, Qin arenal f Family history good: two brothers living and well: his sister not so well, she is married to a doctor! iii' DR. JAY-! lV11'. XValters, who instituted the so-called bloodless method of amputation? XVALTER5, tthoughtfullyj - Let me see. Oh! yes. B1'snzfzrcl2.f and - tClass laughedj VVALTERS - XVell, I heard the name some- where. DR. JAY - Yes, in a certain Randolph street restaurant. 145