Rush Medical College - Pulse Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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be eaklv llbbagocyte PUBL1s111aD IN THE Ix'1'EREsTs or SUF1f1iR1Nu IeIU11,xN1'1'rAN1.x FRE1i1'w1i: IIoxxo1,D, VoL. I. CHICAGO, ILL., FEB. 29, IQIS. No. S. Gbe weakly lpbagocpte Editor-in-Chief, A. 'IQENPIQNNY I'IOLBRO0K Veterinary Department, - T. D12sDEx1oNA Sporting SAM Kusso HISSORNI Religious 'L JACK RHOIDENT Business Manager, FRIZDDIE HONNOLD Devil, ------- J. H. SAL1sBL'R1' 1EDitOt'i8l. HOXV TO ACQUIRE A LUCRATIVE PRACTICE. The following advice is the result of years of experience and observa- tion on the part of the editor: I I4I Begin during your lirst year of reading by copying, from your pre- ceptors, the lcnoxring and mysterious air habitual to all doctors. You will probably lose during your hrst few weeks at college, but can easily pick it up again when you become a sen- ior. Vthile at college, devote your time to acquiring a distinguished and dignified appearance tn X11 Helzzizzgr- zvfgfl. Also familiarize yourself with the intricate worl-:ings of that instru- ment vulgarly known as a pony. As graduation approaches, provideyour- self with a pull which will place you in some good hospital, and while

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Shorty Eopes whiskers iii' I. The recent craze a beard to raise, I-las seized slim Shorty Topeg So now upon his cheeks appear The sandy hairs that look so queer. II. Like wheat upheaved, its roots exposed, Its fibres bleached and sere, So on his face, his mug to grace, The wilted hairs appear. III. Though tubercular now they may look, Though the hairs are scattered and few, Though the microbes have gnawed off the roots, VVith care they may yet pull through. IV. Though the hue is not ideal, Still, Shorty, do not despair, Dark dye will that conceal, And stimulate the hair. i'?i' DR. B. f Mr. Hathaway, what makes a good lotion for this alfected skin. H.- lodoform is always a good lotion. 140

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2 THE XVEAKLY PI-IAGOCYTE. there, devote your energies to inspir- ing awe within the minds of patients, nurses and lower classmen. Noth- ing, so far known, has been able to inspire awe in the deeply convoluted brain of a senior. Marry a hen-medic, of ordinary ability, for advice and reference. When you start, start with a rush, and on all occasions impress on the people the idea that you were not made of common clay tAC2i5i 03733 but of the rarer metals. If the fore- going advice is carefully followed, you will End that patients will be more plentiful to you than zeros to Donohue. 9? The children all cry for it, Their mothers would die for it. BURNS' T.-XSCORIA is a boon to all. Price 25c. a bottle. I IDGYSOIIHIS. Dr. Hemingway, the celebrated gynecology specialist, has recently announced to the medical fraternity, that he has been able to plainly dis- tinguish the foetal heart beat as early as the twelfth week of intra-uterine life. 5' 5' At a recent meeting of the Centrif- ugal Medical Society, the name of Dr. Grenier, formerly of Rush, '96, was presented for membership, but was rejected. The reason given was that he was what might be called a medical mugwuinpf' ii XV. D. Brode, A. M., M. D., D. D.. has resigned his position as professor of psychology at the Ladies' Hom- ceopathic College of this city, to be- come a missionary doctor in YfVestern China. The magnanimity and self- sacrifice of Dr. Brode is wonderful.