Rush Medical College - Pulse Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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be eaklv llbbagocyte PUBL1s111aD IN THE Ix'1'EREsTs or SUF1f1iR1Nu IeIU11,xN1'1'rAN1.x FRE1i1'w1i: IIoxxo1,D, VoL. I. CHICAGO, ILL., FEB. 29, IQIS. No. S. Gbe weakly lpbagocpte Editor-in-Chief, A. 'IQENPIQNNY I'IOLBRO0K Veterinary Department, - T. D12sDEx1oNA Sporting SAM Kusso HISSORNI Religious 'L JACK RHOIDENT Business Manager, FRIZDDIE HONNOLD Devil, ------- J. H. SAL1sBL'R1' 1EDitOt'i8l. HOXV TO ACQUIRE A LUCRATIVE PRACTICE. The following advice is the result of years of experience and observa- tion on the part of the editor: I I4I Begin during your lirst year of reading by copying, from your pre- ceptors, the lcnoxring and mysterious air habitual to all doctors. You will probably lose during your hrst few weeks at college, but can easily pick it up again when you become a sen- ior. Vthile at college, devote your time to acquiring a distinguished and dignified appearance tn X11 Helzzizzgr- zvfgfl. Also familiarize yourself with the intricate worl-:ings of that instru- ment vulgarly known as a pony. As graduation approaches, provideyour- self with a pull which will place you in some good hospital, and while