Rush Medical College - Pulse Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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ANrALl'SlS or F. WoLF's MCPUNTAIN Dew: VVatE!r . . . 79,99 Chloride of Lime . 4.58 Oil of Mustard . .09 Hydro-Sulphurlc Acid 15.28 Fats fSperm Gil, etc.J . .05 Alcohol . . .01 Impurities . Traces 100 T T T The VVard MacAllister of Collegefu P Fox. Now, MR. DCl.ANE, we will suppose that you have a young woman in charge. We cannot understand why an instructor should make any suppositions when facts are so evident. iii CHICAGO, ILL. DEAR HCONNYH-PlC3SC meet me at the flower stand: will wear a white sailor hat and brown cape. ' Yours affectionately, GLADYS K. DR. B.-- Mr. McNary. From perch - Foot ball player, Professor. DR. B. f All right, we will mark him F. B. iii' It has been suggested that Porter draw a red chalk mark to indicate line of parting his hair. The Heavenly Twins A KITSKFN and SLUSSER. BROWN, '96, is so popular with the ladies that they cannot wait for him to eat his meals, but call for him early. Dyspepsia will get you, Willie. 126

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Glass Elrms ' ff I mm , 3111110125 Crest, Arms and Motto are all said to refer to the presence QM of this J class of students in Rush. 'Zi . 1 Aj- . 1 if Semors cp W'2. !'. X Arms: The quarters depict about all X a Senior has after graduation, except a ' , headache. f Q., Crest: Seniors all have cards. f' f I I.- Motto: Denoting what a Senior first thinks of. V I , , . ,f 1117 ,,,, ff' 125

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h d f r some time, to raise a mustache, but with MR LYON has been trying ar , o doubtful success. His lady friends have long since advised him to arnputate h f b tt r cause, he announces that it it: but, with a determination wort y o a e e will have to nght it out on this Lyon Qlinel if it takes all summer. iii Non paratus LARNED dixit, As he sat with a doleful look. All right, Patton respondit Et nihil scripsit in his book. PROF. S.-xL1sBURx'-Describe the stage of in vasion in measles? KANAGA- Doctor, l never had the measles PROF. S--I am very sorry indeed. Yi? A certain division were recently advised, Puncture the uvula and let the oedema Flow out. Ouiz M.- MR, QCHSNER, what passes through the stomata? OCHSNER-VVhy, the white leucocytes. FY? One of our favorite professors was recently accosted in the following manner by a D. J What is our lesson in anatomy? PROF.- I do not know, I am sorry to say STUDENT- A1'CI1,t you in my division I 2 7 ?