Rush Medical College - Pulse Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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Dictionary PONY 00 PASSING UP Po-ny. A beast of burden used by students when traveling in unex- plored lands. Flunk. The process of changing from a three to a four year course. Pro-sect-or. A student whose busi- ness it is to cut off nerves after the Prof. has dissected them. Ass-ist-ant Dem-on-stra-tor. An ass who tells you the inferior mesenteric is the spermatic. Hos-pi-tal-i-ty. Passing up D. jfs when they get into front seats. Supe. Mop carrierf M's!e1'Bates. Sen-ior. A man who rides a pony in the race for a sheepskin. Jun-ior. A man who knows it all, and desires to teach the Faculty. Four-Year-Man. One who can't get through in three. Val-e-dic-to-ri-an. A wind instru- ment belonging to the graduating class. Quiz. An instrument of torture which young doctors delight in using on their betters. Buck. To gorge the mind after a long period of fasting. Fac-ul-ty. A troublesome clique who interfere with students' enterprises. Touch-down. That which happens when lVIacNab strokes his upper lip. Haz-ing. Exchange of politeness be- tween classes. Soph-0-more. A wise man: one of nature's noblemen. Pass-ing up. A technical term fre- quently used in college. 122

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JBribes QFIIEREID Tn PULSE EDITORS, XYITH .-x x'1Exx' 'ro Unixxixixu li1xiL'xI'rx' Email THE A'r'r.xei4s ov 'l'Hli Ro.xs'1'1xcs EIJITHR. W 9 9 9 'Y 9 CRUSH-T611 of Fred. XYolf's pool cheeks. 5' BICLAIN4- Gets roasted every day, and being hardened, don't care. if LEWIS - Don't roast the 'Q4 PULSE and l'll tell you how much we made out of it. 9 I-IUNNULD-fCJI1C yard of college ribbon, two of last year's score-cards, and ten students' directories. 9 LIBBY- Don't say anything about my legs in the football photo and l'll buy three copies of the PULSE. 9 JACKSON-I don't care what else you say, if you don't mention my line head of hair. 5' MACNAB --I know a peach of a joke on tin-horn Hollyf' you can have it if you'll let me alone. I2I

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Wnteresting Elnnouncements that have Elppeareb During the llgear Diapedesis: The corpusc Kewanee Moore leads the Y. M. C. A. this evening. Miss Kate Crowly will sing. Every- body come. Lady in hall wishes to see Mr. Heise. Pay her what you owe her, Heise. You can't ex- pect her to wash those socks of yours for nothing. le is out PROF. BEYAN: You are requested to call at my office at Q P. M. this evening, and state rea- son why your name appears on my list. HENRX' M. LYMAN. Caddy of Old Crow and box of stogies in office for G. XV. Smith. Sent c. o. d. H. A. BERRX. Dear Pete-Please call as soon as possible. Don't forget the number. BABE MARIE. All going home by Foote 8: VValker's express. Please hand names to Diabetes Green for re- duced rates on shoes. A. Krause will be at home to his friends at his residence, cor. XVood and Harrison, on New Year's eve. Pretzels and beer served at six. Lost, strayed, or stolen - My pony on dental pathology. VVill set 'em up, and ask no ques- tions, if returned before examination. JACK RHo1vEN. I23