Rush Medical College - Pulse Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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'EICQODIUBQIIS jfHlJl65. THE YOFTH AND THE FRONT ROXV. There once was a youth who was wont to sit in the First Row in Lectures and on the Pervh in Quizzes. It Chaneed one Day that the Professor of Bacteriology devi- ated from this Regularity and Quizzed instead of Leetured. And it Caine to Pass that the Youth wished It had never Oe- curred for he Flunked. MO1tAL.fAlways sit on the Perch. THE LAD AND THE FRONT now. A Lad caine once-to Rush. Quoth He: I will sit Me on the Front Row where I can see Well. It was his First day at Rush and He renieinhered It because His Sitting on the First Row was not Protrac-ted. Mo1tAL:fAt Rush You begin at the Top and work Down. I AND lcvics. A Boy nained I once said bad things about another Boy. who ecehyinosed the Eyes of this I tor It. And this I showed his Eyes to u Professor. IVho suspended the Boy Who hit I's Eyes. Mo1:AL:fIf you ever hit I you had better use an Axe and do It up Brown? THE CRI-2A'l'l'RlC AND MCNAB. A certain Creature once was reciting in Chemistry and He did not know His Lesson. And the Professor said. What is a Hydro Carbon? and a Youth behind Hiin whisk pered, C, in multiple of Six and H. O. in Proportion to i'BL'1'lllllS,' will plt-use not tt-Il the l :u'ulty. Forni YVater and the Creature said This too and It was a Flunk and He should have Known Better for the Youth be' hind Hini was MaCNab and MacNab does not know Any More about Hydro Carbons than Orinsby does about a Manhattan Cocktail. 1x1oRAI.:fHonesty gives the Best Results when MacNab is Around. Gouclle lgeohure. 'N Johnny dear, . . Johnny, . . John. . . John Ross, will you ywake up. you good for nothing. . .John do you hear! Get ,that baby some inilk! Whats that? The baby can go lwhere did you say? John Ross, if the kind Providence ever :lets nie see the light of another day. I'll see a lawyer and have a divorce. Yes. and whats inore. John Ross. didn't I y see you around with that horrid Mr. Thompson again today? First thing I know you will be chewing' tobacco. And that 'old fake about going' to CoRPL'sCLE ineeting is played out. I know that you are L-arousing' somewhere. Will you get ,that niilk? John, do you hear? O what a life! A squeak- ing ot bedsprings. a patter on the tloor. a clinking of tin. und poor.Iohn has a few lninutes in which to finish that dreani of the days when he could stay out after dark. l It would be pretty hard on The Mackintosh Brothers if it should happen to rain one of these days when they ap lpear in those Coats, 257

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501116 tlntereeting Gases. ease ease A recent graduate of a medical college, who has been accepted as an interne in Presbyterian Hospital. Some years ago his head began to swell and has continued to do so to this day. ET1oLoGY. Physicians and attendants have tailed to find any cause why his head should swell, for nothing in his life or make up ought to make it do so. It is probably due to his lively imagination. TREATMENT. Nothing as yet has been discovered to prevent this abnormal development. Home treatment is advised. This prescription is also recommended: li Introspection, - - hrs. XXIV. Comparison. - v hrs. XX. Mirror. - - . - - - No. I. Plain Speaking Friends. No. V. M Sig. Use ad lib. Pnocmosis. Unfavorable. Otto T is a young man, who about a year ago met with a strange and serious accident. He won the Brainard Prize for dissection and since then has been subject to the most distressing delusions about himself. He bends to enter a seven foot door, he has his hats made to order and is also said to believe that a certain brand of beer. which appears every spring, has been named from him. As he is a very clever and observing young 111811. and the affliction is more acute than chronic, the prognosis is considered very favorable. Charles ?f is a fattish. Gernianedescended youth with black eyes and black hair. He has a peculiar habit of leaving classes and going directly to Abrams Hotel on Wood street. Here he sits and ills his face until the buckle at the back of his trousers will no longer reach the strap, when he emerges in beautiful curved lines. The reduced rates to Dwight make the prognosis favorable. 259