Rush Medical College - Pulse Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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'EICQODIUBQIIS jfHlJl65. THE YOFTH AND THE FRONT ROXV. There once was a youth who was wont to sit in the First Row in Lectures and on the Pervh in Quizzes. It Chaneed one Day that the Professor of Bacteriology devi- ated from this Regularity and Quizzed instead of Leetured. And it Caine to Pass that the Youth wished It had never Oe- curred for he Flunked. MO1tAL.fAlways sit on the Perch. THE LAD AND THE FRONT now. A Lad caine once-to Rush. Quoth He: I will sit Me on the Front Row where I can see Well. It was his First day at Rush and He renieinhered It because His Sitting on the First Row was not Protrac-ted. Mo1tAL:fAt Rush You begin at the Top and work Down. I AND lcvics. A Boy nained I once said bad things about another Boy. who ecehyinosed the Eyes of this I tor It. And this I showed his Eyes to u Professor. IVho suspended the Boy Who hit I's Eyes. Mo1:AL:fIf you ever hit I you had better use an Axe and do It up Brown? THE CRI-2A'l'l'RlC AND MCNAB. A certain Creature once was reciting in Chemistry and He did not know His Lesson. And the Professor said. What is a Hydro Carbon? and a Youth behind Hiin whisk pered, C, in multiple of Six and H. O. in Proportion to i'BL'1'lllllS,' will plt-use not tt-Il the l :u'ulty. Forni YVater and the Creature said This too and It was a Flunk and He should have Known Better for the Youth be' hind Hini was MaCNab and MacNab does not know Any More about Hydro Carbons than Orinsby does about a Manhattan Cocktail. 1x1oRAI.:fHonesty gives the Best Results when MacNab is Around. Gouclle lgeohure. 'N Johnny dear, . . Johnny, . . John. . . John Ross, will you ywake up. you good for nothing. . .John do you hear! Get ,that baby some inilk! Whats that? The baby can go lwhere did you say? John Ross, if the kind Providence ever :lets nie see the light of another day. I'll see a lawyer and have a divorce. Yes. and whats inore. John Ross. didn't I y see you around with that horrid Mr. Thompson again today? First thing I know you will be chewing' tobacco. And that 'old fake about going' to CoRPL'sCLE ineeting is played out. I know that you are L-arousing' somewhere. Will you get ,that niilk? John, do you hear? O what a life! A squeak- ing ot bedsprings. a patter on the tloor. a clinking of tin. und poor.Iohn has a few lninutes in which to finish that dreani of the days when he could stay out after dark. l It would be pretty hard on The Mackintosh Brothers if it should happen to rain one of these days when they ap lpear in those Coats, 257