Rush Medical College - Pulse Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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tbow it tbappcneb. - There have been so many ugly rumors uttloztt about Mr. D. Edmund Smitlfs intention to X study for the Homeopathy that the Pulse has investigutetl the mutter und is glad to be able to ' explain satisfm-torily. We give Mr. Smiths explanation of the matter in his own words: ' 'Twas dis way. See? Me and Doc Minnick was shztkin dice in Wolfe place when in rolls Ks, Sport Meiklejohn and Doe Goldsbury-see? Well der iuces was nearly full and me mustache was X' tloatin' so I Sezfsez If 'Let's tling' de pasteboards ft bit' . . . fer me pockets was lined wid Velvet and I see dey was tztpioeas in sight. Well. Meiklejohn. he's a dead smooth duck wid de pictures. A he is. und he sunk me wad fer twenty Cases on de tirst splash. See? Pretty soon Goldsbury was skutin' on his uppers and Minniek ducked his nut an' dat left me and Meiklejohn to scrap it out. see? Well I trung de spots meself. and bein' ante man slung down it plunk an' sez 'dztt's one flat. ye hear me talkinf for de sky was de limit. see? IrVell Mike he boosted to one- seventy-tive. un' I met. fer ye see I had tree ladies to pull to. Den I sez, sez I, 'what ye w2mt?' 'I got 'nuff' Says Mike . . . so I chewed me tongue und left him put while I pulled to de ladies. . . Well I didn't better. see? But I had 'nuff to see de two un' hal t' dztt Mike slapped on de green an' 'L riskin' de blutt I sez, sez I. 'Flu-es up.' Well he showed two Johns un' at pair o' belles wid rt tree spot belnnds to till de bluti. hte, 5 no tt ll sen I. we ie d 5 u get de queens. I get tree meselff 'Let see Ile bu.cks.' sez he, an' by the Pabst Select. de bzxeks was ull de SILIHG, 'You'z playin' crooked here. see?' sez he. Hut I only give him de l1f,b1'St -liltllgll low down an' svotquetl de cases. lXieiklejohn. he quit de joint and yelledf'I'll play ye square. ye poor imitation ol at Dime Museum Advertisement, you.' un' de next ting I knowed he was lettin' on dat I told him I wuz goin' to be ft homonkeyopath but I'll do 'im yet. see? Say you ztin't got no eatin' tobacco in your clothes l1:xVeye? 237

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