Rush Medical College - Pulse Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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To J-dd. Oh, -l-tltl, tthinkist thou that in thy Waving' lneks ls kept some great. colnssul store of strengtli, That tlion Sl1OllltllSt- keep thuse huge unsightly shoe Of hair at Snell tlisrepntahle length. Tlimi pl:iy'st not foot-l,vztll, else we ennltl excuse This great, ridiculous. alivsurcl display of hair. But then perchance some day thou hop'st tin use Thy lncks as do the Seven Sisters fair, To H--Z--ga. l HAZ-gn. when we hrsl lm-In-lil thy l i l l'nramling up :intl tlown lnefnrg tlie-selnml , .,, . . . lwas szlnl thine uetions wnnltl bet-mm' tn ipt , . . 'lhy noisy talk was fittiii- l'n1 l tml. lint now, that we have met thee. knnw ti e Wv tell tliee-tlint this wtrrlml would lu ttti ks lf in the things inen sz1y,z1ndtl1ings thu They were us lienest. frank and true an t y To Cr-we. Tlwn. with the XVlllllll'llllS lYl1u writer with yarns fi 4- .tt1rf'me:1l ntiyt ' nt-tftit-'il to tix n . t i t llve are, :ls poets say. nn In thy k'lll'Y1N Tlien seenfst to linye an ample stoek of brains N 'llll U HTF lluifl' ill if Wifll 0110 X 1121111-lf. For every other suhieet. save t-hy hair- W 'EL YY Z Pray prove that some zestlietie sense rernanns O B tl ng' To lentl thee tn some first-elnss lmrlner's 1-lnair. l X To E. K. M-rr-s. i W-' l it Tlmu Wert well elmsen by thy 1-lass-nnttes. Kill. X Tn oralte wormls of Wistlulll tu the Prnfs, .H l r . mf -Xntl when they lix thy tray, nnul tie thy hill g l ' V M. 'X And bid thee ent-nnintl not their jests :intl :4m'nl'l'S. ' For tlion nrt frmn Milwaukee. thou ean'st ent. 1 f ' Anal drink. and snioke. and hold :ln limmretl plnee. M X And thou ean'st prove the baby there can tlffffk. f f' X l As well as Hll that ex-bewliiskeretl faire. , . i K 'ff' . XX - N X ' 1, plz 'li lin! will pl:-I 1 n Il ll 'Z , 'K Pfwltl f t i' 1 f X ph 228

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Sample Examinations. S 'fffestions to Cook l'ounty Examining' l3oa1'd,whieh seems to be looking una for novelties in the question line. lj ls post-uiorteui decouiposition a grow' illfillf? 2.3 Can you open an alwseess with anything less than a pair of Jacks? 3.3 Could economical students reduce their rents lay doing their own lllkjllfllllg? -Lb ln what kind of a wound do you use the sagittal suture 1' 5.5 If a ehild horn in uiid-ocean, the father lacing in America and the mother in lreland. what time is it? 6.7 Since Hush has four Kings and a -lack, couldn't she see a lift-een cent raise with her three Nichols? 7.9 If a uiinstrel show came to town and Bork was in the gallery and they called for a medical man. what would happen? 8.5 lf it was a warm day and Uuthet had been eating ham and salted crackers for luncheon, how much ahead would Fred lVolf be? L4VILLE EXANIINATION. 1. 'Where were you plucked and how often? 2. .Did you average 50 per L-ent. on your general examinations and do you not think they graded too closely? 3. ln what disease beginning with p 'A is the lung inl'iltrated? 4. Have you performed one or a part of one disseetion? 5. Hive the usual los,-ation of the Bic-eps? ti. ls small-pox vontagjious and what piw-w-iitiit-iw treat-nient is generally used? TWO Elcps l:o cu Vcnhiei l or l DID THE PERSIAN SIT ON THE FRONT BENCH .DI'17lllflfl'S Pwrsono . l A deluded Quiz Master .-4-- Dy, H-W-y A Persian, - - G-giz, First Student. - H-es Second Student. H-thaway Third Student, F-ld, Fourth Student, -A---.- K-ng 7. lYould it he according to the 1-ode for a fellow praetitioner to accept a ease that had previously lneen in your eare unless the patient had first discharged you? S, How is vacvination performed? 9. Mention three anaestlu-tics? lil. Grade your own paper then pass it to another student. N. H. 50 per eent. is passing' grade. 77 .4...l Students. Supposed Students, Anger, Laughter. Fun. l,lU5l1lll1CS by The Bell, The Huh. The Fair. Boston Store. e tc.

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l u1'yezu's and years Rush Hillfl0llll5 sat ln the 1't,'L'liilililD11 halls. And gazed upon the wliite-wash that Like this ILC-i01'llt'kl the walls: lint it mum- tu pass0111-111m'11ing'. W'ln,-n tha,-y gzmtlmeu-ml in those hulls. Tlwugli theru hzul bl,-en nu wzu'11i11gg', More likv this appez11'ecl the walls: l ! l , , l Slllfllilllgl' unel Clu,-wing' l TulD:l1 1'0 1 l Positively P1'uhilJite31l l in this 1-omn. l i i tgirl MemoPy'S Walls MORAL- No sign can frail, zxttaclmll to nail Can hang on collt-gc walls. And l'lll'l1ll61'l'I1101'L' it caunv to pass. Next day they filled the halls, Anil once awfaill the happy class D Thus viewed those sell'-same walls But lat--1' in smut- studc11t's den, Il' yOu should chance to call, - Perlnlps yuukl lll'ldl3l'Si-Rllll it illltll, Fm' thus appears his wall: l 3 Sunvkiag zuul Chewing l Tnl11l1'4'0 1 l 11.-mil-Ely l'ml1ihit.u1l l in this 1-maui. l All such attenmpts are sure to fail In ell-zu' Old RllSll-Sl1illlS. ZWQ