Rupert High School - Comet Yearbook (Rupert, ID)

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R.H. S. THE 'COMET 1 9 2 3 SENIOR A VICE We, the Seniors of '23, believing ourselves to be very old and extremely wise, have decided that it is our duty to the lower classmen to pass to them the benefits of our ex- perience in some badly needed advice. We hope and trulst that our efforts will not be in vain and that- each item of this advice will be heeded most carefully.-The Seniors. I advise Bill Marklanid and Mutt Creasey not to drop their marbles on the floor-they might roll where Mr. Halliday will find them and play with them. I advise Wilda Hyde to see the Boise Payette Lumber Co.,-they handle a good line of Devoe Paints.- Tillie Lundberg. I advise Hyrum Hoopes to get a Missouri meerschaum with a sack of Bull Durham as a raise is predicted in f'borrowed Cheste-rfields.-Short Webb. . I advise the chemistry students of '24 not to make fire extinguishers unless equipped with a raincoat and an fumbrella.-Bliss Gentry. Q I advise the Yell King of the year '24 to make up his mind to spend at least two periods each day planninng and scheming how to get more pep. I advise the mienager of the Ainnual to enroll for only two stu-dies, the rest of the time to be spent finding the best way to make S100't0 pay a S250 bill,-Frank W. Watson. I advise Whitie Scheffel to never have his hair peroxide again, it might get thicker, to stop turning his nose up at the study hall kids-'maybe it won't be so pug, and to stop stepping so high at the dance-he might get bow-legged.-Virginia Lewis. I advise Doyle Keller that bcst thing for him is to learn how to work his Own al- gebra.-Bessie Roberts. I advise Ina Packham to stop her stepping so mvuch, dancing, taking in shows, leaving her own dear little Rupert to take in dances and parties at Burley, keeping such dreadful Cearlyj hours, and missing her meals-she might not be Tiny, --Pearl Bailey. I advise James Allen to train for fottball ini the future.l-Ona Roe. I advise Norman Reidesal to stop his stepping out so much, he has plenty of time yet:-Loren Droste. I advise everybody to 'fkeep on smiling. -IJula Nicholson. I advise Mr. Benedict to become a lawyer after he quits teaching.-Harold Greene. I advise all students who hope to make the honor roll'to refrain from Annual editing to quarrel legitimately, and make a name for yourself Cor a fool of yourselfj on the stage. Iadvise all future editors of the Comet to begin by frightening their respective staffs? inito doing exactly as they are told, exactly when ordered to do it, also to follow my example in choosing a staff Cespecially a business managerj upon whom they can unload nine-tenths of the Annual work. Page Seventy-Four

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R. H. S. THE COMET 1 9 2 3 ,Earl ................ .,.. - ....................... PET WORRIES OF THE SENIORS How to get out of school and into the navy. Elizabeth ....... ........ W hether to stick up for Ablion or Rupert. Frances .... Clares ....... Leroy .......... ....... Gladys ........ ........ Virgie ......... ....... Hortense ....... ........ Loren .......... ....... Pearl ....... lva ........ John ............ ........ Phyllis ........... ..... .. . Harold H ......... ........ Carl H ........... ........ Mary H. . Carl W r........ ....... Pansy ......... ....... Bliss ............... ........ Harold G Margaret. Edna .............. ........ Lee .............. ........ Virginia... Hazel .......... ........ Anne .............. ........ Edna M ........ ........ Mary M ........ ........ Edgar ....... Vida ........ Verl ......... Ray .......... Lapriel ....... ....... Lulu ......... Ona .......... Bessie ....... Olive ........ Red .............. ....... .Charles .......... ........ Marian ..... Isabel .......... ....... 'Faye ........ Dclin ....... 4Whether,to buy a switch or bob her hair before graduation. How to draw those loving smiles from Darline. Wliere the next English lesson is coming from. VVhere she can sell another ticket. What teachers gonna be sick next. How to keep little sister from beating her time. How to keep basketball boys from stealing chickens. How to invent some invisible stilts. How to fill her graduation book. How he can be heard above the rest. 'How to get another high school dance started. How to move his feet, embrace a girl, and listen to the music at the same time. How to get thin to music. How to corner a man and hold him. How to meet the train, run to a fire and attend chemistry in the same five minutes. .How to get back to Idaho and J. B. How to wear eleven rings on ten fingers. How to breathe at night with a clothespin on his nose. How to sap the class for dues. How to hear all that's going on over the switch board at once with only two ears. iHow to part his hair in the middle. How to coax another credit out of Mr. Tweedy. How to go two directions at once in a Ford. How to stay joke editor and remain ladylike. How to keep from cutting up. How to get a l -I- Figuring out what stunted his growth. ........How to reform the class. ........Wonidering who rode his Caesar pony off. Wondering how he can get in front of Bessie at the graduag tion exercises How he will get to King's before Paul does. Arthur ........ ........ .Wondering where t0 hide the peroxide. .How to see through the covers of her geography book. How to sleep comfortably on kid curlers over night. Wondering how to keep her extent horizontially from becom- ing as great as that vertically. ' Why someone never killed Caesar before he wrote about his campaigns. Trying to keep away from the fire engine How to get to school on time once a week. How to hide her gray hairs brought on by the Annual staff. Wondering why they don't make chemistry ponies. What she will wear to school tomorrow that she's never wore before. How to get along with Mrs. Halliday and play for a dance. Frank .......... ........ W hat to become when he graduates-a movie actor, president of the United States, or an auctioneer. , Page Seventy-Three

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R.H.S. THE COMET . 1 9 2 3 I advise all students who hope to moke the'honor roll to refrain from Annual editing -it isn't healthy for grades.-Marian Sry. E A I advise Grace Hunter not to let substitute teaching puff her up.-Virgie Cunningham. I adise all managers to never spend a dollar till you see two in view.-Gladys Craven. - I advise any deluded Freshmen to keep out of ,school politics-its dangerous.-Verl Roberts. , h I advise the new Freshmen, when they can think of nothing else to do-just study.- Hary Hansen. - I advise the coming Seniors to hand in their test papers instead of their ponies.- Edna Meyers. I advise Mr. d'Easum to demand one book report every two weeks from all classes- its very good for the nerves.-Phyllis Wignall. V A I advise Smithy to beware of flappersf. -Faye Smithg Iadvise everyone never to accept the position of joke editor of Comet -it comes too near being the joke of the wlzole school.-An-ne Martin. - Page SUTICII ty-Five