Rupert High School - Comet Yearbook (Rupert, ID)

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1 R. H. S. THE COMET 1 9 2 3 TERRIBLE. Faye: f'Henry ate something that poisoned him. Tille: Cr0quett-e?', Faye: l'No, but he is very ill. - - E E E Mr. H.: l'Does anyone now how iron was discovered. Bright pupil: Yes, I do. Mr. H.: How, then P B. P.: Wl1y. they smelt it. E E E Curl Hammer sent his pajamas to the laundry. They sent 'them back with the following note: i'Sorry, but we don't wash circus tents. E 'S S Mr. Halliday Cin chem.3: Where is sulphur found P Batty: S'ulphur is found in the naked state-ah-er-! in E E E ' Miss Thorpe: 'ADO you know that every war w-e ever had began in the month of April? Frosh: Gosh, I'll bet my Dad was. married in April. K E E E l Mrs. Thompson: Frank, in the next play I shall give you a substantial raise. Frank W.: Oli, than.k you. Mrs. T.: HYes, in the third act, a bomb sends you through the roof. E S S . He: Generally speaking girls are-- She: Are what? He: Well, generally speaking girls arel' She: Are VVhat? He: Generally speaking. ' E 4 E E Bill M.: Have you seen May? T Iohn K.: May who? Bill: May-onayse, of course. John: Oh, slhels dr-essing and wonft lettuce. E E E Faye Cin study ha1lJ : Ooo0h, I've got a pain in my heart l Delin: 'lSend for the Secretary of the Tnterior, quick! E E E Soph: Hey, Willie. Bright Frosh: I don't know, will he ? S S E To flunk or not to flunk- That is the question.-Lee Lundy. A ' E S E Mr. d'Easum Cin Senior Englishj : VVhat does D. D. stand for ? F. F.: Er-er-dead drunk, I 'sposef' ' S S S MissThorpe fin American Historylz What were the Roman tax collectors called ? Edna B.: Rrepiublicans or sinners, I don't know which. E E S Mr. Halliday Cfirst period study hallD: Let's have a little less noise back there in the hair dressing department. Page Ninety-Six

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R. H. S. THE COMET 1 9 2 3 Virginia H.: Gee, Lee is the funniest boy I ever saw. Violet T.: Why, you were only with him last night andi' Virginia H.: And he showed me seven ways to say goodnight. S E S Mr. Halliday: What is the universal use of carbon dioxide ? Andy: It is universally u.sed for soda pop! ESS M-r. Halliday: Why is yeast bread better for one than baking powder bread ? Virginia L.: Because baking powder is heavier-or at least what I make is. E E S I ABSENTMIN?DED????? Miss Thorpe: When was woman suffrage made a national issue ? Red: Ola-er-in 1924, I guess. ' E S E BRILLIANT BOY--il! Mr. Halliday: Lee, move your seat up front l Lee B.: I can't, it's screwed to the floor. E E E Ching Ling Lang and Ching Lang Luey Were very fond of chop suieyg One day they ate 'until they died Did commit chop suicide? S E E After the 'university Gloe Club sang here the following appeared in a local paper: The University Glee Club gave a very interesting entertainment Saturday evening their program. consisted of classical numbers dispersed by humlorous selections. A usual we blame our High School journalist ' S 5 E TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR CHEMISTRY STUDENTS. 1-Thou shalt not unlawfully borrow thy neighbor's test tubes. 2-Thou shalt not pollute any chemical whatsoever. 3-Thou shalt hold all stoppers in the crook of thy little finger. 4-Thou shalt not gaze out of the windows during Lab. period. 5--Thou shalt work all problems correctly at the end of each chapter. 6-Thou shalt not bluff. 7-Thou shalt forever laugh at Prof's?' witty remaurks. 8-Thou shalt not make any poisonous gases to tortue thy neighbors. 9-Thou shalt burn midnight oil over they notebook. 10-Above all, thou shalt work eternally and forever,-Amen. E E E ' CAN YOU FEATURE. Edna L not combing her hair? Mr. Benedict without his toothpick? Mr. Halliday not saying, Well, folks+-Pi' Sikinny not sitting with Frances? Miss Thorpe not sayinzg to the Seniors-: Turn, rise, pass ? Mr. Halliday not making witty remarks? The Seniors all being at school at 9100? Hi Hoopies in knickers? qRalph Long sitting with a boy? Batty without his silvery laugh? Page Ninety-Eight