Rupert High School - Comet Yearbook (Rupert, ID)

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1 R. H. S. THE COMET 1 9 2 3 TERRIBLE. Faye: f'Henry ate something that poisoned him. Tille: Cr0quett-e?', Faye: l'No, but he is very ill. - - E E E Mr. H.: l'Does anyone now how iron was discovered. Bright pupil: Yes, I do. Mr. H.: How, then P B. P.: Wl1y. they smelt it. E E E Curl Hammer sent his pajamas to the laundry. They sent 'them back with the following note: i'Sorry, but we don't wash circus tents. E 'S S Mr. Halliday Cin chem.3: Where is sulphur found P Batty: S'ulphur is found in the naked state-ah-er-! in E E E ' Miss Thorpe: 'ADO you know that every war w-e ever had began in the month of April? Frosh: Gosh, I'll bet my Dad was. married in April. K E E E l Mrs. Thompson: Frank, in the next play I shall give you a substantial raise. Frank W.: Oli, than.k you. Mrs. T.: HYes, in the third act, a bomb sends you through the roof. E S S . He: Generally speaking girls are-- She: Are what? He: Well, generally speaking girls arel' She: Are VVhat? He: Generally speaking. ' E 4 E E Bill M.: Have you seen May? T Iohn K.: May who? Bill: May-onayse, of course. John: Oh, slhels dr-essing and wonft lettuce. E E E Faye Cin study ha1lJ : Ooo0h, I've got a pain in my heart l Delin: 'lSend for the Secretary of the Tnterior, quick! E E E Soph: Hey, Willie. Bright Frosh: I don't know, will he ? S S E To flunk or not to flunk- That is the question.-Lee Lundy. A ' E S E Mr. d'Easum Cin Senior Englishj : VVhat does D. D. stand for ? F. F.: Er-er-dead drunk, I 'sposef' ' S S S MissThorpe fin American Historylz What were the Roman tax collectors called ? Edna B.: Rrepiublicans or sinners, I don't know which. E E S Mr. Halliday Cfirst period study hallD: Let's have a little less noise back there in the hair dressing department. Page Ninety-Six

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n.n.s. 'ran cousfr 1 9 2 3 I First Cannibal: Is dinner ready yet? Second Ditto: No, but we have Robert Browning. EEE Speaker Cin assemblyjz I am happy to see all,these shining faces before me this morning. CSud'den application of 37 powder puffsl. - B R E He: You shouldn't smile so much, its dangerous. She: Dangerous ? I-Ie: When a smile lights your face, it might set off the powder. E E R What's the difference between. the deaths of a hair dresser and a sculptor ? Easy, the hair dresser curls up and dyes.: and the sculptor makes faces and busts. R S M Mrs. Halliday C8th period study halljz Emmett, don't sit by Alfred. Mutt Creasey: What's the matter, does he have the measles or something? R E R Sltude No. 1: Ah, I see, you use the Hunt System on your typewriter. Stude. No. 2: No siree, you're wrong again, I use the Find and Peck Siystemf' R E R ' HOW DID HE GUESS IT? Miss Thorpe: What was the cause of trouble between Charlemagne and Lombards ? Horace: VV'hy-er, Charlcmagne's wife was a Lombardg the King of Lombards was his father-in-law. JJ ' R S E THE FIRST AEROPLANE. Miss Thorpe: What is the importance of 622 A. D. ? , Wilda H.: That was when Mohammed flew from Mecca to Medina. - R R H YOU NAME IT. A One day Owen to the fact that ilt was bright and sunny and everything was turning Greene, the Bliss Cfulb Seniors decided to take a little nature stroll up to the Dam, Cfor the first timeb. Among the hair-raising sights that they saw was a Webb-footed Hawk, And-er-sonj and a King-fisher and CCD lark that were on the banks of the river in which they were Roe-ing. There were two CCD ravens flying overhead. one being Blacker than the other. They also saw a Cunning fhamb little Martin, but no one had a Leisen flicen-seb. They then visited the Poweir house where some of the Kidis' started Delin out cards. It was in here that LULU, one of the Shy little girls, lost her Pearl necklace, but she did not KM! 'oller about it. ' After they had played around for a while everyone was crying Fill us l Fill us l CPhyllisD so they went for their Franklins and Fords and started for Lim-d'y s Lane to eat. On the way they saw a flower Gordon in wlhich some Pansies and Violets, wlere growingi. The car that carried Loren, Bessie, Hortense, Mafgairet and Elizabeth, mired CMeyer-edj but finally everyone arrived and were Red Cdyj although some di-dn't arrive as Earl Clyj as the others. The lunch consisted of Ham Cmerj sandwiches, Lundberg Cerj cheese, Eggs. Oli'z'e.r and Ginger cookies. After going for another Roe' the party decided to return to Rupert. Some one suggest- ed that they finish the day by going to the Wil-Von to see Wats Conj, and so they did. Altho everyone was All Cenb Call-ini, yet they reported that th.ey had a Mary time. Of course, this is just a CSjmylh CS-mithl. Page N 'inety-Fire

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