Rupert High School - Comet Yearbook (Rupert, ID)

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B. H. S. Qhg Qlgmgl ,Ll 9 Z I O TEOP THI PHYSICIAN COsteopathy Adjustsl Phone 132 Office Odd Fellows Building PALACE CAFE MEALS AT ALL HOURS CREAM BREAD and PASTRY We Cater to All MRS. M. BROWN Proprietress Mr. Keeling in physics: lVIcKendrick, what is electricity? McKendick rousing himself: I+ah-erI knew but I have for- gotten. Ik Sk Mr. Keeling: This is indeed a calamity. Here is a young nmn who tells us that he knew what electricity was and now he tells us he has for- gotten. His poor memory has lost, an important bit'of knowledge to the world. if1,,,,i1k Gene-What do they call lemons in England? Hoyt--I don't know. Gene-Lemons, of course. Pk,-,Ali Hockaday betting on election: I'll bet two bits that Gooding doesn't win. E. A. W.-Who is she going to play? S' lk Whoopee, the Yanks are com- ing! yelled the man as lie climbed into the dentist's chair.

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B+ 11- S. The Qlnmet MAKE VVAR ON THE FLY PEST-GET YOUR SCREENS IN PLACE. . SCREEN UP, SWAT UP. GET ALL YOUR MERCHANDISE and FLY F IXINGS FROM THE Pansy S: Anna Lou, you must be able to see in the dark. A. L.: Why so? Pansy: Why. last night when you were down in the parlor I heard you say Why, Lorn, you haven't shaved. ll ,1l llid you see a boy with a lame le' by the name of McNitt pass by here? Small boy-Please sir, what was the name of his other leg? Hllgk Sergeant Kirk- I read that Cnle- bra is falling again. lk,-.TAI Earl Webb-Lucky for you guys that smoke a pipe. I wish Camels would get cheaper. il 1 I see that you are putting up several new buildings, remarked the stranger. That's thc only kind we put up, replied John King with a touch of civic pride. A The Star illiard Hall SOFT DRINKS AND CIGARS WOODS BROS., Props Around Corner from Caledonian Hotel IHZI