Rupert High School - Comet Yearbook (Rupert, ID)

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Al.JVl'lli'l'lSlN4I Tlllfl 4THME'l', QU .INK ES THE BEST PLACE TO TRADE AFTER ALL This Store Enjoys the Good Will of Its Patrons, Be- cause of the Confidence They have Learned Can Be Placed in the Store and Its Merchandise. RUPERT, ' IDAHO VVITH A PAID-UP CIRCULATION GUARANTEED TO BE THE LARG- EST OF ANY PAPER PUBLISHED IN THE COUNTY THE MINIDUKA COUNTY NEWS IS THE MAGNET THAT DRANVS TOGETHER THE MAN WHO HAS SOMETHING TO SELL AND THE MAN WHO IS LOOKING FOR GOOD BUYS. it THHIFTY IDEA. John R.-f- She is a proud beauty. Last night we parted in anger. Roy.- Going to make up? J. D. R.- 1 guess so. But I think I'll stay mad about ax week and spend some of my money on myself. 4 I'+ Miss Yergei' in Hist.- Can uny- one tell me where the Declaration ot' Independence was signed? SODII.--A'xY6S'l11 I can. It was sign- ed at the bottom. 'l l l- While correctng a l'El'BShI6'S story Miss Burns found the following sen- tence. t'Timothy came at last looking half scared. half sheepihh. and half amused. Timothy must have been 11 big 1-harp at least. 'l l l' Why don't hens lay eggs at night? ' Because then they are roostersf'

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ADVERTISING THE COMET, 20 JOKES :THE FIRST NATl0NAl. B i K GKOQMD L. R. ADAMS, President CARL TITUS, Vice-President B. B. TITUS, Cashier The Bank That Encourages and Supports Education Keeling in Applied Science.- You fellows are always kicking about the lessons assigned t0 you. When l went to school I studied three hours a day out of school for every hour I recited. Red.- How many did you re- cite? Keelng.- Six. Red.- Six and eighteen are twenty-four. You had a full ticket then. Keeilng.-- Yes, but you birds don't study fifteen minutes out of school and some get insulted when 1 assign lessons. 'l l l' Temp. Q15 minutes after eating a yeast cake in Chem.l- I begin to feel a bit gassey now. 'l l l' ' A young man called his wife Birdie because he always associ- ated her with a bill. DR. BEN S N DENTIST OFFICE OVER REXALL DRUG STORE I 9 H DR. GRIER

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I THE O. K. BARBER SHOP Still Stands at the Same Qld Place i On the East Side of the Square l . 4 L Mc THE O. K. BARBER SHOP L. IC. Woods Fred E. NVo0ds, Jr. THE STAR BILLARD PARLORS W1 N PDS BR! DS., Props. Around tliv corm-r, adjoining' Uzllvdonimi Hotel 'Polmcco und Cigars 14'r'i-sh and Bulk and Box Uzuidy in Perfect Condition an Specialty SUDA WA'l'l+lli ICE CREAM NEAR BEEHS xvllvll you want il good clean, wholesome l'0CC1'0i1ti0ll and 11-st drop in and play ai 55211110 of pockot billards. W0 gll2ll'illlt0l' you prompt and courtoous lI'0fl,tlll0lll - ' I A IW l'1I.i'1'lSIN I I 'l'l l IC Cl PM l+l'l', 20 JOKES