Rupert High School - Comet Yearbook (Rupert, ID)

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A DYFIRTISI NG THE COMET, 20 JOKES CHOCOLATE HOP OUR DRINKS ARE ICE COLD AND OUR CANDIES ARE ALWAYS FRESH SOIITH FIRST NATIONAL BANK C. F. LONG L Selected from A conversation Ile- . I tween Royal Irving and Ruby Hew- nt: --why-er- Isay-ugh! on. will go to Heyhurn ill my -ma-er. I mean with me, Ruby? 'l l I' llill Wood.a I want a ring witlI some names on it. Jeweler.- Yes, what names? Woodie.- From William to Syb- il. Jeweler.- Take my advice, son, and have it engraved simply. 'Fro'n William.' -l l l' FarIner's wife, offering Jesse a ride.- I am sorry you will have to set ln the back seat witlI that crate of chickens. .Iessef- Oh, that's all right, l en- joy riding with the chickens. 'l l'+ Miss Burns, in EI1gLl8ll,-'AWLIELL are your favorite animals? Bernard.- A cow. Sniithy.- Chickens, if they are not too old. MITCHELL 81 HARRI HARDWARE -and- F RNITURE SECOND HAND DEPARTMENT l4El'l'lll0llf Avo., Rupert, Idaho

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ADVERTISING THE COMET, 20 JOKES RED CROSS DRUG TORE The Place Where You Will Find Everything That You Will Find In A FIRST CLASS DRUG STORE Quality and Service 1 W. W. QUILLIAN, Proprietor. -:- Both Telephones RUPERT, IDAHO THE CENTRAL MEAT MARKET The Market of Quality Wholesale and Retail Dealer --1I1-- FRESH CURED and SALTED MEATS -Both Phones- Rupert, - :- Idaho Eugene K.+ Do you agree with Kewpie, that there are no graceful girls in Rupert? Hoyt.- Yes, absolutely,-er ex- cept one. lLooking around to se if Julia overheardj -I-+'l' Touchdown, after a night with Bob B. in Buhl.- Do you snore like that every night? Bob B.- Don't know. I never stay awake to see. 'l l l' The editor of the Poet's Corner received a poem entitled, Why Do I Live? signed Han Somekid. Mr. Han Somekid received the fol- lowing reply, You live because you did not deliver that poem in per- son. 'l l l' Keeling.F- Sullivan, what is the most important use of parafine? Red.- As a substitute for chew- ing gum.

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ADVERTISING THE COM ET, 20 JOKES THEWOMAN? SSHOP SMART CLOTHES FOR WOMEN Millinery Coats Suits HAlways the Most Up Waists Dresses to Date Line. 'l lo 7 Clinton Spencer Chas. Collin STAR TRANSFER COMPANY Light and Heavy Hauling HOUSE MOVING Q KYOAL ORDERS RECEIVE PROMPT ATTENTION Section Foreman to Lorn Betty.- So you want a job, eh? Well, go till those switch lamps. Capt. Betty.+ Yessir. But show me the red and green oil. 'I-'P+ Touclidown.- Where is Hades? Ichabod.- Two miles below Hey- burn. '! l I' Outraged Frosh.- I wish you would keep your feet out of the aisle. Bernard.-Ulf I don't have them where everybody will stumble over them I forget where they are. '! l l' Miss Frazier.- Lorn Betty is in my room six periods out of the day. Senior,+ He must veritably live in math. Miss Frazier.- No, he only has one period of Math., but he is en- cored back for the other five.