Rupert High School - Comet Yearbook (Rupert, ID)

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ADVERTISING THE COMET, 20 JOKES 0.81 G. FARM SUPPLY C0. Mellormick and Deering' Binders, Mowers, Rakes and Tillnge Implements, P. Ck O. Flows, Weber Wagons, Ward Pumps, I'rinn'ose and U. S. Cronin Separators, Tents, VVagon Covers anal Canvas, Shovels, Forks and Garden Tools, Motor, Cylin- der, Ilarness anal Machine Oil and Grease. Come to Us for Anything in Implements. 0. G. FARM SUPPLY C0. The Intemational Stores D. II. GREGORY, Manager OLE OVERLIE, Manager Rupert .Paul Miss Yerger in M. 81 M. History. - Why is the year 1492 important to remember? Soph.i Becanse you will be sure to ask it. 'l l l' .lack Fahl reading Bernard Shaw's description of a whirlpool in. the Snake River.- My whole frame shook with egg. faguej 'l'+'l' Miss Burns.- Clare, why have you sent these blank papers in? Clare.- Look on the outside. Miss Burns, reading from the ont- side of papers.- Please find my theme: I'll be darned if I can. 'l l l' Wilson.- Herbert, do you know where Christine sits? Herb.- No, but I know where she lives. -F OR- LIFE, FIRE, HAIL AUTOMOBILE INSURANCE -on A- FARM OR CITY LOAN SEE SPRAGUE, READ 81 COMPANY

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ADVERTISING THE COMET, 20 J OIxES THE DAY OF SUPERIORITY of the all 'round man has passed and, in his place, comes THE SPECIALIST By SPECIALIZING in Auto Electric Equipment VVe Main- tain Our Superiority in that Line. Starting, Iighting, and Ignition qEquip1nent Receive the EX- pert Attention of a SPECIALIST When Brought to Us and NVe Keep up Our Superiority in Auto Electric Service by Handling the 1 Williiifil THROUGH SERVICE WE GROVVH ELECTRIC SERVICE CO. Clias. E. Alcins --:-- Don R. Lewis THE LUNDY 8z BROWN REAL ESTATE CO. F. H. BROVVN, Manager Minidoka County has a NVelcome for You. Come here, buy a farlm, live in peace and happiness and forget your troubles. NOW IS YOUR n OPPORTUNITY A farni here insures your future wealth and independence IVE HAVE A LARGE LISTING OF LOTS, HOUSES AND LANDS SEE US TODAY--DO NOT DELAY

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ADVERTISING THE COMET, 20 JOKES In - BUSIEST PLACE IN TOWN - - lVlANHA'l'l'tA CAFE .1 all T BAKERY Bread and Pastry for All Occasions WATSON 8: JONES 'I IUTYPEWRITER .. . ,,511:4f:,fgy, l U gy V.-,-.-xfiffxffwilarf N3 J Y i-3' ti '- u ,, Q , 649,545 s -.I.. SELL 'EM--1-'RENT 'EM FIX 'EM Factory Rebuilt, Machines, Any Make on Easy Terms Ribbons and Carbon Paper RICIIEY V Phone 62 S. E. Corner Square RUPERT : 'I AND THEX THEY SPLIT He.- No woman ever made a fool of me. She.+ Quite so. That would he like painting a 1ily. 'P+-I' Jim. Qsadly.J- I dreamed I was married last night and the alarm clock awoke me. A friend fmore sad1y.J- I dream- ed I was single last night and the baby awoke me. '! l l' Touchdown.- When I got up to orate against Woman Suffrage some one threw a base, cowardly egg at me and it hit me on the chest. Smart Junior.- What is a base, cowardly egg? J. B. F.- A base, cowardly egg is one that hits and runs. 'l l l' Says Curly Roe: I stole a kiss the other night, My conscience feels alack. I'm going out again tonight And give the d- thing back.