Royal St Georges College - Georgian Yearbook (Toronto, Ontario Canada)

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GRADE 9-1 The smallest nation in the world is the Vatican, right? Wrong! lt's the Inde- pendent Repulic of Lockerovia! Let me explain... On April 26, 1978, Mr. P. Till and Mr. J. Sladek, the co-founders of Locker Lockerovia came painfully to the con- clusion that their lockers must separate from the rest of Canada. They thus formed a new republic, Lockerovia, and quickly sought immigrants and new lands to enlarge their confederation. The first new territories were the lockers of Messrs. H. Brown, N. Culverwell, and S. Daly. Next tojoin was room 4 whose leading politician, Mr. JJ. Kerr, became a citizen as well. Today, our population of 10 Q1978 est.l also includes Messrs. G. Fox, R. Allison, M. Allodi and M. Clarke. We Locker- ovians are proud of our independence. We possess a semi- unique government: it is basically parliamentary but every full citizen has 10 votes at his disposal. We have several parties: Progressive Naturalists, Conservatives, Social Anar- chists, Progressive Terrorists, Friends of the Moon, Com- munists, Sado-Massochists, Giles Business Inc., Socialists and Mutual Democrats. Analysts have observed three major blocs: Right Wing QP. Natrl., Cons., G.B.l.j, Left Wing QP. Terr., F.O.M., Comm.j and Anarchists. In the first election the P. I BACK ROW: Scott Daly, Mark Allodi, lan Fowler, Paul Beattie, Jim LaForet, Bruce Alexander, Geoff Batten, Don Kellam, Nick Culverwell, Justin Hearn, Joel Bousfield, Carlo LePiane,. FRONT ROW: Paul Till, Matthew Clarke, Stephen Crerar, Paul Keen, Charles McCormick, Rob Allison, Anthony Birozes, Geoff Browne, Scott Burk, Peter Anthony, John Sladek, Giles Fox, Davis Kanbergs. Terr. came to power under H. Brown. In the second a Cons.f P. Natrl. coalition gained ascendancy under P. Till. QCoali- tions were then bannedl. The third saw victory for Mr. Culverwell Qcons.j and the fourth for Mr. Till and the Natural- ists. QThe chances are high that by the time you read this he . will have been impeached. He has been P.M. for a full week, a Lockerovian recordj. Our economy is almost non-existent, alas. Our currency, the glumph, is based on pornography. l glumph 1 99 glibs, Q26 U4 glumphs 2 31.00 Canadianj. As yet we have no trade . and, in fact, we plan to assassinate the Minister of Trade and Commerce. Civil servants: P. Till QP.M., Post-Master General, Terror- ismj, N. Culverwell QTreasurerj, J. Sladek QEnvironmentj, G. Fox Qlntelligence, Police, Tradej, M. Allodi QHistoryj, -IJ. Kerr QCultural Affairsj, M. Clarke QMechanicsj, S. Daly QDefensej, H. Brown QDefensej, R. Allison QMiscellaneousj. Help a nation with teething troubles! Support the Locker- ovian Glumph, the world's only pornography - based currency! QNote - if you would like to conduct a rebellion, revolution or terrorist attack in or upon Lockerovia, contact the Ministry of Terrorism and apply for an assassination. revolution, rebel- lion, kidnapping or war licensej. I .4-I '

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GR DE 9-2 JV? BACK ROW: Miles Ridcout, jeff Muck. Chris Whitney, Stanley janccck, Chris EClw.1rds,Daviil PIIIHJH.KL'YlIlxvlNL'l1l.H1. lniuru Y.-rgt MIDDLE ROW: Charles Ncvrthcott, Kent Paisley, Tim Volk, Chris Crasswcllcr. Lcc Weston. Kcuucili Cldrlac, D.iviil Vliix. FRONT ROW: Richaral Taylor, Hugh Brown, Doug Smith, Marc Van Ginkle, Blake jatubs, Siuphcu Miirtlm.li,,lwl1u EilX'u'.iHlx. ABSENT: Doug North. A., i X Q5 E .1 YP . if