Roxbury Memorial High School for Boys - Bostonian Yearbook (Boston, MA)

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Ciara of f Q36 lil? .iff l l l Amateurs' Discoveries Slcarlzle Scientific World ROXBURY, MASS. - Former radio hams at the Roxbury Memorial High School. Bernard Carver, Hal Miller, and the now illustrious Sumner Q. Koppel, T. V. A., have joined hands with Marconi and Prof. Einstein, This formidable group succeeded, after many years of unsuccess- ful search, in unearthing that previously inaccessible PQVH-26 ray. Overbrimming with school spirit the former alumni persuaded their colleagues to rename it, RMHS-36? Have you read Prof. Gilman's new book? HMUTINY ON ALGEBRA An excellent sequel to his last book MEN AGAINST GEOMETRYH Accept no substitute D. KATZ KOSHER SLAUGHTER HOUSE Pigs killed reasonably Special rates for Memorial Alumni Disconlcenl: in Pennsyltuclcee PENNSYLTUCKEE, FLORIDON IA- The state is now on the verge of revolu- tion today as citizens' committees, lc-l by E. Malsberg and M. Grishaver called a mass meeting in the main hall of the Bouncemout Theatre, the only large building in this pioneer village. Manager Price is cooperating with civic leaders by promising to chase all stray rats and cats from his supper-deluxe theatre, to make room for the patriots. This new state, founded by the famous explorer and sailor, Robert I. Glassman, has ever since its formation, suffered un- ,old hardship. First the birds refused to iiy, then the water stopped flowing. Now, just to be mean, the grass is growing back into the earth. Glassman says that if the committees attempt to oust him in favor of Sebel, the salt who just escaped drowning in a plate of soup, he will call out his army, navy and marine corps. I.O.U. News Service says that the first consists of Manuel Ostrov, the second of Samuel Goodstein, and last of Bernard Rothberg. These institutions, the men- tion of any one of which produces fear in the heart of a strong men, will play an important part if revolution is precipi- tated. fMonkeyi Business in Congress WASHINGTON. CI. O. UA Of the sev- eral bills introduced in Congress today those sure to attract nation-wide disin- terest are that drafted by Representative Werby, Plutocrat, and that of Breakfast- Table Autocrat, Senator Kosta, The Re- imbursement bill, filed by Congressman Werby provides for Congress to reimburse ,J f -4 51, x ig3!E?:TTibSisllZl-'L Y., K ,f v 4 O Y ' XV- QU' M -' , f Q i he I I f ng 'A iw , ' N i g ' N i -K ' ' 'nga Congressman Werby 30.98 for damage done by a disgruntled brick-throwing constitu- ent to said Congressman's silk hat during the inauguration of President Carroll. The Bigger Handout Bill was introduc- ed through the efforts of Hobo King Ed- ward Pellagrini, who claimed his sub- jects were having a difficult time making both ends meet whenever they tried to button their dress collars. Pellagrini, apparently a keen student of history, has been tiracing against our statesman by his stirring plea of Give me liberty or give me a hamburger on rye! If it smells we have it NICHOLS LIMBURGER CHEESE CO. They never get on my nerves. HADLEY'S NOISELESS INDIAN NUTS Not a crack in a handful FISHY ELECTION HELD Newfoundland, Mass.-The latest election of the United Fish Peddlers Unions has given forth a remarkable group of officers. The new president is the Honorable 4?J Harry Grossmang Vice Pres., Joe Lanatag Secretary, Roy Atwell Baxter, and Treas., Carl Aloysius Naimon. Friends of the organization led by their counsel, Model and McDonough, have expressed best wishes for a very iishy term. ll HHN llllllllllllllllllliflllllIlllllllfllllifllllllll'llllllI?llll1l,'E1Ill1lllffillllllllllllllflllllllflllllll,II1Il13IIlT1lQ'lll1,fillll11iilEllllllJ3llli1Il'NNT,IlNNNlfN3IliIliN1NNI5iilfllil!.QllllIlI'1lliq,'IIllll,.I!1!11ii,IIiN1l!lililll!!iY'3flUi!l?If!'lli,I,,IlTl,,,E!lll,ifIl!f,1i3!1lIi1 W!!!lllf,'!ll1f'Ti,l, lll1Ilil ,Wlf 'lfll1iI.'.ll!Q, !l!1, 1311 1111 l l1,'I1I IfIfl3 '1llll3 'lll,'llllllilllllll Wh NH ll W ll l63l

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SCHOOL JCiiVifie4 cLAss our 1936