Roxbury Central High School - Record Yearbook (Roxbury, NY)

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CLASS POEM RAY is the boy: his last name's DeMonieg The girls call him nHign, and the boys think he's funny. Next on the list is a girl named IDELLAg Driving's her sport, and Woodchuck's her Hfella'. ' I Here comes SISSY at her greatest speed, She goes through the red lights, and cops she doesn't heed ALBERTA FINCH handles our money, Her hair is bright red, but her temper is sunny ANNE is a girl with Flavia, the Ford--- Drives like a fiend the bowling alley toward. BARRY is blond, blue-eyed and tall, He chases the girls and plays basketball. MARIE is little with big brown eyes, She studies Home Ec and goes out with the guys ELSIE is little, delicate, and frail, Her ambition in life is to capture a male. MAHGIE MATTICE toots a big horn, Her remarks are witty, but full of corn. RUBY'S the gal with lots of uwhamng When she's mad at Anne, she'd better scram. JAKE'S the boy who's a basketball ace, Barry and he for high score do race. DOLORES SELIGMAN is tall and Our class statistics say she LORRAINE is president of the In dramatics and music she's DOROTHY SLAUSON'S on a diet, She says to Anne, NYou might dark, likes to park. Senior Class, quite a lass. better try itln Here comes BEANIE rushing on his skis, He'll probably fall if any girls he sees. Here is MR. BRUNO wearing his horse collarg He peddles spaghetti for half a dollar. Last, but not least, is our class advisor, MR. RIDGE is his name: he couldn't be wiser. 18

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PROPHECY June 2k, 1962 One day, as we felt restless, we decided to take a spin. We hopped aboard my jet Rocket, threw the switch, and landed on the first cloud. While cruising on this cloud, we met some old classmates from Roxbury Central School, class of 1952. There sat Rainy sitting on a cloud, tooting the latest tunes on her tuba. On the moon, we found Beanie, watering his first crop of trees. Elsie, who has at last received her driver's license, was seen touring Mars. Resting on a comet, we found Barry, waiting for his first contract to play in the UGarden.N On Venus we saw Marjorie experimenting with a new kind of permanent wave. Sissy, whose fingernails have reached six inches, is now secretary to the President of Pluto. Galloping across another cloud was Ruby, her destination was home to milk her new dairy of Jerseys. hi Ldglla was seen waiting for HGround Hog Dayu to see'WoodchuckN come from s den. Oh, yes, Alberta has just been made Queen of Stars and plans are being made for further advancement. Over on Mercury, Dorothy was still pondering why she hadn't tried harder in American History, so that she could now be a teacher. Aggg was roaming to Saturn picking up any hitchers who wanted to ride in her new rocketship. Whizzing through space on the latest model of air cycles was J e, pursuing some reckless driver who had just left Mars at a speed of 2 O miles per hour. Dolores, who had just arrived on Mars for a visit, was the only one wishing that she was back to earth again. we learned that Maple had just Joined the Space Army so that the Army won't have to come to her. On Neptune, we discovered Ray had arranged his office Just like his former classroom, so that he could pester that blonde secretary sitting in front of him. Mg,-Qgggg was seen wearing a horse collar for a neck tie and has just invented a new spaghetti sauce. Just as we were about to return, we met Mg, Bidge who is now Dean of Comet College. Signed: Two Starry Creatures from Space I 17

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