Rowland Hall Saint Mark's - Hallmark / Lantern Yearbook (Salt Lake City, UT)

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bc ©riwtfon Brattta tn Ctoo cts» -4|fr- CAST Miss Krall . General-in-Chief Mrs. Maupin Officer Miss Townsend . Private Miss Mulford Officer Miss Bothfeld Private Miss Evans Surgeon Miss Smith . . Officer Miss Heckert Private Miss Faulder ... Drummer Opposing Forces Wittenberg General Chandler Colonel Brennan Doctor Remington . Sergeant Corfield Private Hunter . Private Thomas . . . . Trumpeter Harris Private ACT I — Scene I. Gym Field, Rowland Hall, 1927 Heckert — I am overpowered. Bud, come to my (Entar General Krall and troops. They battle) survey the field of rescue. Bothfeld — Coming, Heckert, coming f Krall — Mcthinks the enemy is not yet here. Mul ford — Ay, Ay, sir! I have been scouting all around and I saw not a sign of them. Smith — Hark! I hear something! Bothfeld — Mercy! Mercy! ’Tis our foes! (Enter the Seniors, heavily armed and reinforced. The two generals arrange their forces and the battle is on.) Wittenberg — Charge! But don’t fire until you can see the whites of their eyes! Krall — Fight my men, and give them no quarter. Man pin — A truce, a truce! My gum is worn out! Smith — Which one, upper or lower? Heckert — Yes, a truce! My wounds cry for help. Chandler — A lemon! A lemon! My kingdom for a lemon! These foes have wounded me. (The trumpet sounds, and each withdraws from the field to seek refreshment.) S.CENE 2 Krall — Back into the bloody fray! Remington — Do your stuff! Remember the zeros! Bothfeld — Remember the feed we didn’t catch them at! Evans — Je suis si fatigue! We must rest or we shall not be able to attend the banquet. INTERMISSION (The dead are removed from the field.) ACT II — Scene 1. (The trumpet sounds.) Smith — Hold your own! Don’t give up the ammunition! Mul ford — Cover ground! Stop for nothing! Townsend — Help me up, help! I tripped! Brennan — Remove your hand from my ankle or I’ll fire! Remington — I ask you, who blacked my left eye? Corfield — ’Twas that dangerous Maupin creature! Hunter — Ha! You would catch me in barbed- wire entanglement, would you? Jordan — Alas! I’ve stepped in a trap! Thomas — What ho! Your foot’s in my mouth! Faulder — I pray you! Assistance! My vocal chords are injured! (Trumpet sounds.) Scene 2 Evans — Reinforcements or all is lost! Smith — Something has happened to my hand! I am crippled! Heckert — I fear we are vanquished! Krall — So fair and foul a day I have not seen! Jordan — What ho! Our left flank is giving way. Wittenberg — Krall, I demand unconditional sur- render. CJjandler — Yes, or we shall annihilate the rest of your army. Bothfeld — I beg of you, have mercy upon us! Hunter — Mercy you say? We want vengeance for the raids you have made upon our mid-night realms (feeds). Brennan — We shall plunder your hidden stores of cheese, olives, and malted milk, unless you yield at once! Evans — C’est dommage! Take anything but our rations. Faulder — We’ll give you all our guns and cannon. Wittenberg — We accept your surrender, on this condition: That there shall henceforth be no more such uprisings, no more zeros, no more icy looks, no more flunkings, no more orders, no more NOTHING! Seventeen

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©rmi on MRS. R. R. MAUPIN Secretary DOROTHY DARVILLE Instructor in Physical Education Advisor for Class of 192H Columbia Normal College, Chicago University of Illinois MRS. SARAH REA House Matron REV. HOYT E. HENRIQUES Rector of St. John ' s Church Morning Chapel REV. A. L. WOOD Business Manager Rector of All Soul ' s Mission, Garfield Morning Chapel REV. A. E. BUTCHER Rector of St. Paul ' s Church Morning Chapel

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5ft)c ©nnitfon Basketball bbress With apologies to the Gettysburg Address - } - even days and twenty-two hours ago, our op- ponents brought forth in this institution a new standard, conceived in perspiration and dedi- cated to the proposition that all women should play basketball. Now we are engaged in a great war, test- ing whether that standard or any standard, so conceived and so dedicated can long endure. We are met on a great battle field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of this festal hall as a perma- nent lunch counter for those who bruised their bones that this standard might be upheld. But in a larger sense we cannot dedicate this place, for although the brave women living, and dead, did struggle here, they have only made a standard from which it is very easy for us to de- tract. The world will neither note nor long remember what they did here, but it cannot forget what we do here; rather it is for us living to continue the work which they thus far have so nobly advanced. It is for us here to be dedicated to the task remaining before us, and for us to take increased determination to that cause for which so many have given the last full measure of vocal power. That we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain; that this institution under our most noble Principal shall have the same Faculty; and that this Faculty being in the game, with the game, for the game, shall not perish from the earth.