Rowe High School - Viking Saga Yearbook (Lakeville, OH)

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TO THE H PPY HUNTI G GROUN S rious hunting expeditions. You will make a mint if Davy Crockett makes a comeback. I, George White, will to Dave Wheeler my nick name Stigmotical Fuzzy Frog. It comes in handy when you don't care to reveal your name to strange girls. To Willard Colver and Jim Kuhn I, Harry Sei- bert, do hereby will my razor with which I cut off my luxuriant sideburns. You may have the side- burns too if you want them. I, Gary Tuttle, will to Chuck Roberts and Larry Tuttle my ability to get a date at any given mo- ment. If you have a car and money, don't worry about refusals. To Dian Nesbitt I, Rita Kuhn, will my year ,round supply of sweaters. They may keep you warm too. I, Barbara Paullin, will to Charlotte Hughes my X-ray vision, which I used to look into the future when I wrote the class prophecy. I, Bonita Law, will to Nancy Schlaich some of my treasured diminitive size. When you are hid- ing from the teachers in the halls between classes, they will always overlook you. To Harry Fails I, Leonard Ceglie, will my abil- ity to out talk anybody in R. H. S. People can't argue with you if you're talking so fast they don't understand what you are saying. ' I, William Bacon, will to William Miller and Bob Myers my sense of humor. Remember that it is the light side of life that is the best. I, Robert Diasio, will to Roland Huston my fireman's badge. It makes a handy excuse for dashing out of class. I, Victor Moisio, will to Ronnie Hicks my theme song, Oh, how I hate to get up in the morning! We, Kay Kirk and Brenda Mooney, will to Shirley Loomis and Betty Rosaa our ability to carry on such friendly rivalry with Conneaut High. To Kathy Specht I, Connie Leavers, will my irresistable, impish ways. They may get you into trouble but you surely will have loads of fun. I, Nita Kuhn, will to Barbara Vorse my stateli- ness. Remember, a tall, sleek look makes a clean sweep of the stag line. To William Braden I, Fred Baird, will my be- loved hotrod. I'l1 also leave some string in case a part falls off here and there. I, Becky Gray, will to Judy Nelson my amazing ability to quietly wrap boys around my finger. The trouble is they don't quite fit. I, Dick Nelson, will to Dan Cantlin my scarlet blush. At least everyone knows whether you think his joke is funny. I, Joan Reed, will to Alice Kesatie and Karen Nelson my happy-go-lucky way. It not only pleases everybody else, but you will also enjoy life. To Albina James and Janet Kobernik I, June Walford, will my ability to laugh at anything. Some of the results are amazing??? To Joyce Bacon I, Susan Parkomaki, do be- queath my combination French, Latin, and Fin- nish dialect. Remember, if you don't know what your saying, neither does anyone else. I, Richard Lampi, will to Jack Redding my pack of Luckies hidden in the coach's office. However, don't try to get any while the coach is there. To Jim Strong I, Dan Szalai, give my attractive combination of red and black hair. It doesn't look too startling at a distance. I, Kenna Mook, will to Linda Mook my place as cheerleader. Besides getting into all of the games free, you have bushels of fun. Signed: Class of 1958 Lawyer: Judith Hunt Witness: Seal:

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WHAT THE BRAV I DID OT T KE WE THE SENIOR CLASS OF 1958, BEING OF SOUND MIND UD AND BODY DO HEREBY BE- QUEATH ALL OF OUR WORLDLY POSSES- SIONS TO THE JUNIOR CLASS OF 1958. THEY ARE AS FOLLOWS: I, Joe Specht, do hereby bequeath to Tim Shel- lito my way with the teachers, it comes in handy to soothe them when they get angry. To Barbara Goodiel and Goldie Bateman I, Mary Baird, will my quiet manner. Remember, a soft answer turneth away anger. I, Richard Cole, will to William Towne and Richard Mock, my skill at football on my private field in my backyard. If the games get to rough, don't get angry, just fight that much harder. I, Francis Thomas, will to William Clark my amazing speed. Don't use it to run away from a fight, but use it to pursue the girls. To June Nutter I, Janet I-licks, bequeath my famous walk. Remind me to teach it to you some- time. I, John Bennett, will my three-toned Ford to Charles Schiavone. At least, people will see you coming! To Tom Bosick and Russell Hall I, Gary Evans, leave my love for the great outdoors and huntingg it comes in very handy in bringing home the ba- con, I, James Denning, will to Al Clemson my secret of making almost any explosive. Just wait till Fm gone before you blow up the lab. To John Holcomb I, Lance Kelly, do leave some of my height. I give you my permission to show no mercy to anyone who asks you about the Hweather up there. I, Dick Towne, will my place in the drivers' training car to Susan Lawrence. Don't scrape any fenders backing out of the bus garage. We, Nancy Blood and Vonna Thompson, know- ing they will need it very much, bequeath our speed in shorthand to Pat Hagerty and Lida Hus- ton. I, Barbara Kasto, give to Karen Hoskins my amazing powers of concentration on studies, not on boys. I, Bill Carlson, do bequeath to Gary Andes some of my skill at baseball. But first, make the team. To Dorma Cole I, Carol Tuttle, will my place as Miss Weir's right hand helper. It's a lot of fun, and then too you always learn something. I, Charles Stump, will to Larry LaBounty my record of being absent from study halls on very important business. We, the charter members of the National Bach- elors, Society, David Baldwin, Joe Britcher, and Charles Laird, will our unused marriage license applications to Ronnie Ebersole, Roger Hogle and Norman Champlin. I, Duane Anderson, do hereby leave to Casper Portzer my enviable tan. I get it from so many vacations in Florida, you know. I, Marie Passmore, will to Sandra Georgia my winning grin. You would be surprised how many friends you can make. I, Clarence Johnson, will to Willis Bennett my bottle of cough medicine kept behind numerous crates and boxes at Pop's Gas Station. I, Frances Rudler, will to Millie Mix my seat in Health class. Just how healthful it will prove, I don't know. I, Joy Kesatie, will my ability to get along with all the boys to Agnes Laituri. It's to your advant- age when the male of the species become scarce. To Patricia Juhasz I, Patti Mostello, bequeath my ability to be friendly to everyone. You'll find the best results from the masculine gender. I, Donald Hogle, will to Dick Nutter all my as- sorted moth-eaten and mangy coon hides from va-

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PROPHECY OF THE BRAVES Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. This is your announcer BARBARA PAULLIN introducing another famous Home Folks show. As you well know, there are only a few hours left in the year 19783 as a special New Year's Eve show we have brought to our studio the 1958 Class of Rowe High School from Conneaut, Ohio. This may mean nothing to many of you out there in television land, but our emcee of the Home Folks show was a member of this famous class. Here he comes now, folks! MR. LEONARD CEGLIE. Hello, everybody, the show coming up to- night is one near and dear to my heart. So instead of introducing our guests myself, I will have my announcer do the whole show. But first a word from our sponsors. For your New Year's Eve Party tonight, food is a big factor and I hope everybody bought plenty of Crunchy Munchy potato chips. Imagine those thin slices of potatoes dumped into big vats of hot greasy fat to come out crisp, crunchy and greasy! And now back to the Home Folks Show. I'll introduce each person now and then we'll tlk to them after we greet the New Year at mid- night. First, the famous Allen and Sullivan of to- day RICHARD LAMPI and GARY TUTTLE. These boys took over the competing Sunday evening shows on different channels. Both have highly rated programs. Next on the agenda are our three glamorous actresses PAT MOSTELLO, NITA KUHN, and CONNIE LEAVERS. And we mustn't forget NITA'S poodle which has become a trademark to the three girls, who are now as famous as the Garbor sisters of twenty years ago. Now tripping out on our stage comes the funniest comedian ever to hit television. When I say tripping, I mean it, for CHARLIE STUMP al- ways stumbles into his act. A little fanfare from the orchestra now as three bearded men walk out to the microphone: DANNY SZALAI, BOB DIASIO, and DICK NEL- SON. They recently took a trip to the moon and came back in a hurry. The explanation is in their book A Trip to the Moon in More Days than We Could Count on Our Fingers and Toes. May we quote this inspired passage, We came back from the moon because it's made of green cheese: and if there's anything we hate, it's green cheese. The fashion dictator of the world comes pa- rading in with her cohorts and her top models. As they draw closer to the camera, we recognize SU- SAN PARKOMAKI, with BARBARA PAZIORKO and NANCY BLOOD and her models MARIE PASSMORE, JOY KESATIE, and BECKY GRAY. Since SUSAN'S rise in fame, skirts have stayed at a twelve inch height and haven't hovered above and below the knee each year as they had back in the Nineteen fifties. One of the busiest men in the U. S. at this time is the atomic scientist standing beside me, JIM DENNING. He and a few other fellow scientists VICTOR MOISIO, JOHN BENNETT, JOE BRITCHER, and JOE SPECHT are engaged in finding a way to get the latest U. S. Statesnik out of the sky. For after it was launched, someone discovered one of the workers, FRANCIS THOMAS, had been left in- side. Poor FRANCIS! A modern day Mannik like the Muttnik of 1957!