Rowe High School - Viking Saga Yearbook (Lakeville, OH)

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MUM'S THE WORD Eleanor Maurer Harold Best HIDDEN TALENTS Joyce Kaiser Wayne Smith BLUSHING ROSES Shirley Dean Richard jackson SUNNY SIDE UP Connie Longaker Bill Woodworth LONC A'XlD SHORT OF IT Barbara Mullen Neil Clarl Mildred Hun nn I avi renee TELL ME A STORY Pat Robinson Bob Irish I DON'T AGREE Sally Hazeltme erry Hall LET ME THINK Delores Sebetich jack Oakes HIT EM HIGH Carolynne Ruffin HIT EM LOW Clair Gray LET S E FPIENDS Riuliaid R 1 I 4 ' I If I ' Ruthann Keeney ' i I I . I ' IT KI n I .. ,X I 9 I' K v -I I ' l I l

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Leonard D1aSlO has Just made a surprlse pur chase of all A 8: P Super Markets When lnter vlcwed Leonard Sald he was gomg to change the name to H 8z L Super Markets In case you have nt heard Helen Peters that s her busmess name appolnted herself Presldent Vlce Presldent and Treasurer She let Leonard be Secretary Leon ards comments on this were Well anyway lm boss ln our house Sarah York IS the Number One Secretary 1n the natlon for she has been appointed secretary to the Secretary of State When asked about her dutles Sarah replled The works not bad and after all the Secretary of State IS pretty cute A profound remark' Well here comes Clalr Gray the newly elected president of the General Motors Company When asked about the new Bulcks he boasted Man are they hot' They ll do 100 m p h IH second gear of course they ll only do 40 m p h 1n hlgh but one cant have everythlng' I read ln the New York T1mes that Jean Frallc IS a renowned world traveler She must have tak en her geography class to heart You can read about her experience ln her famous book whlch promlses to be another Lost Weekend Its called The Scourge of Skoklan Clara Myers and Eleanor Maurer have 1ust opened a tourlst haven whlch offers a plcturesque vlew of the nelghborlng tannery house It s called Myer 8: Maurers Madhouse Some vlsltors at the haven when asked how they llked the accom modatlons answered wlth one shore descrlptxve phrase Egh Now I see a well dressed gentleman comxng toward me Why 1ts Rlchard Jackson' Rlchard ls fast becoming the women s dellght and hls artlcle D1et wxth Dellght IS wldely read throughout the Umted States He says and I quote You may d1e from not eatlng but who wants to be a fat corpse unquote The Lakevllle News lS one of the top newspapers 1n Amerlca and llS sports edltor Rlch ard Harley xs the most quoted sports edltor m the country Edltor Harley also owns a fleet of racmg cars H1s ace drlver Harold Best recently drove Harleys pet heap 1n a drag race wlth a sllghtly used 51 Chevle yellow convertlble as the prlze Seems to me Harley used to dr1ve somethmg llke that back at Rowe ln 55 Also famous 1n the sports car f1eld IS Ray WCISS whose hopped up 50 Plymouth can go from ze1o to 110 mlles an hour 1n 70 days He mamtams however that he could get mto motion faster lf only the clutch would cooperate Here comes another dare dev11 She eats f1re, swallows swords gets shot from a cannon eats razor blades k1SSES a cobra and most breath tak mg of all she crochets l1ke crazy You guess lt Sallle Hazeltme' When asked why she dld all of th1s she shrugged her shoulders and replled Im mxsunderstood and besxdes I hke xt Up 1n a Rolls Royce slldes Rlchard Rlng who has made h1s mxlllon by developmg a new way to farm Robots do all the work H1s only complalnt lS that the robots consume about three cents worth of O11 a year ThlS IS too QXDSNSIVQ complalns m1ll1on alre Rmg Barbara Mullen and Barbara Sheahan have a clrcus act They call themselves The Bounclng Barbaras and ln thexr death defyxng act they walk a tlght rope wlth no net You may say that that lsnt so hot Well they dont have any rope e1ther Rlght now they re having trouble gettmg a Job for people say they re crazy Thexr reply to thls IS O well people thought Eldson was crazy they thought Burbank was crazy and they thought my Uncle Jake was crazy He was but they were wrong every other tlme Joyce Kalser has gone mto the forelgn m1ss1on ary fleld The last we heard of the poor glrl was that some canmbals had captured her and no one has heard from her sxnce Maybe she s busy teach 1ng the cannlbals how to eat properly Who knows Our petxte Verna Wlse has been voted Mlss Amozon for shes the tallest woman 1n the Umted States She has grown from an even flve feet 1n hlgh school to an amazlng s1x feet eleven lnches When asked what caused th1s amazlng growth Verna retorted Dont you ever read the Vlgoro ads We are now bexng photographed by Nell Clark and hxs T V motion plcture crew Nell mamtams that eventually he IS gomg to lncorporate these scenes 1nto an extravaganza Whose Town as a sequel to the famous play and motlon plcture Our Town Well lt looks as lf the flnal curtaln IS fallmg upon th1s festlve occaslon I have been both amazed and amused whlle Vlewlng the accompllsh ments of my classmates Now I must return w1th the boys ln the wh1te coats to my own llttle room w1th mormng glorles entwlned around the wlndow bars You know I was voted Most Eccentrlc Man of the Year O what an honor' Well I see everyone xs movmg out of th1s mammoth amphltheatre so good bye, and lf you re ever ln town and 1f you chance to pass the huge castle whlch IS enclrcled by an elght foot wall look me up w1ll you Im m sec t1on 8 Thats what they sald when I arrlved Man thlS guys strlctly sectlon 8 BILL WOODWORTH I - y , - , . - . . 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Wali- C7 ft! FIRST ROW Barbara Mullen Delores Sebeuch Connie Longaker Sarah York Myra Eaton Rlchard jackson SECOND ROW Dick Hull Bxll Wood orth Joyce Kaiser lerry Hall GREAT CAESAR S GHOST by Wllllam D Fisher Penelope Maxwell Connle longaker Phoebe DeRoyster Sarah York Deborah DeRoyster Barbara Mullen Phmeas Farthlngale Rxchard Jackson Helen Maxwell Delores Sebetlch Tommy Tucker B111 Woodworth Johnson Jack Oakes Esther Myra Eaton Mahjah the Mystl Jerry Hall Dlck ODonnel1 D1ck H111 Hatt1e Pat Roblnson Dlrector Mrs Ruth Kitchen Would you llke to have a nlce tame pet ghost' lf It could help you as It helped Helen and Tom my ' Penelope wouldnt consent to the ma1r1age for Torrmy dldnt do anythmg const uctlve Phoebe treated her slxteen year old daughtel l1ke a chlld no dates no mature dlesses poor Debbv Pat Robinson jack Oakes too b d Dlck llked cake so well he got chased by Hattle Wlth a meat Cleaver a frylng pan and a rolnng pm Poor Dicks head Aunt Polly head of Enterprlses Inc Uncle Phlneas and Great Caesar s Ghost collaborate to help Helen and Tom my get marrled a seance Penelope and Phoeb 1nv1s1ble Tommy as Ymmot the Junkman seel clalrvoyant and faklr what a seance wlth every oody happ except Penelope and Phoebe after twenty one years apart romance for Phmeas and Polly and a weddlrg for Helen and Tomm fmally Johnson and Esther get to the clnema double weddlng and a double feature the Ghost gets a blg cake for h1s yery own Mahgah the Mys t1c IS foxled the Ghost sees to that John on too IS the v1ct1m of Great Caesars Ghosts pranks that xo kmg chalr rockm alone Johnsons rose behmcl the ear Rehearsals PQDSIS and Potato ch1ps ue shushlng the H0159 backstage last 'nlnut nerves N6 re on last curtaln wnat a re l1ef that poor orchld B111 dropped hrs fmgers ll thumbs and Mrs Kltchen lettlng tne aucllence enjoy hls confuslon prompters Clara Myets and Carolynne Ruffln thanks loads girls I 4 - 1 - l x N I ' 1 .1 -' lf I , f J . Q l , l V . f , gi . - . 2, A A y X , , k.. O . . 1 'NX l. X V 'w , 1 A lla 'a . V in Qt' I P ' .i 4 0 js - s - V, r '- aw W 5 ' 1 ,gh V F - ' .5 1l,'fL'i 1 ' ' . A W . A . . ' . A . - a ,, ' ' . I . Q n ' ' Y ' , ,. . -a . , - ,, Q J A , , ., , ,, ,,,, , ,,.,...,r . - - B . l , , ,, , , ...... D A '-' ' ' 5' . i 5 7 H V Y Y T U - , - . U- '- Polly Maxwell .,,,,. , ,,,,,,,,,,,,, , .....,,,,,, Joyce Kaiser - . ' W, - I 7 K ,,,.,,,....,., , ,,,, . ,,... , ,, , , -ua H ,, , ,... ,,....,, , ,,..,,,, ,,,, ...,,.,,, , , , ,, ' Y' ' ' ..,,. , ,,,,,,... ,. ,,,..,,, , ,,.,, A ' ' ' ' ' , - S , , . W . 1 C , . . , - A A. , K V .V . , , -A C- . . J - Q , , . , - -. . . - S -H . - . i ,. - w 1 , ' - vu - ' ' - .f . , -- . - . ' ' f ' r ' - a , ' ' ' Q - . ' - , ' 1 , ' .