Rowe High School - Viking Saga Yearbook (Lakeville, OH)

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Date line-August 10 1965' place Lakeville Mumcrpal Stadrum occasron the reunron of the Class of 05 I have often wondered durrng those past ten years what has become of mv classmates srnce we left the shelterrng walls of R H S Here I srt alone rn the pressbox of thrs huge stadrum whrch rs twrce the capaclty of the old Yankee Stadrum of 1955 There now people are enterrng the colossal archways of thrs vast amphrtheatre The frrst person I recognlze rs our former catcher now player manager of the world champron Vrk rngs Buck Smrth Buck was voted the most val uable player and was also presented the aw ard for the most courteous player Yes Buck always was the personrfrcatlon of sportsmanshrp Next to saunter rn rs my frrend multr mrllronarre Bob Wrllrams Bob made hrs fortune by hrs rnventron of the world renowned automobrle the Wrllrams Wacer whrch rs radro controlled accrdent proof and has flat proof trres An rnterestrng feature about thrs car rs that you can t run rnto a curb or another car whrle focusrng your attentron on the cute lrttle Jane besrde you You know I often thrnk that callrng hrm Flat Trre Fred rnsprred hrm to hrs success Well here comes Dlck Hrll Drck has Just set a new worlds record of pornts rn basketball by comprlrng 125 Modest Drck had only thrs to say I would have made more but my ball hoggrng teammates shot four trmes Such modesty and team sprrrt' A few mrnutes ago rn her new Cadrllac up drove Connre Longaker wrth an on a drme stop She has Just been named the Doctor Krnsey of the womans world because of her startlrng book The Behavror of the Female Crrcket She rs noyv berng mobbed by autograph hounds Whats that confusron Why rts the arrryal ol Jerry Hall I should say Presrdent Jerry Hall tor he won the Presrdentral electron by a landslrdf He comprled 60001 votes to hrs opponents 60 003 votes What a landslrde Another member of our class now a famous srnger rs Carolyn Ruffrn who sang at Jerry s rnauguratron Jerry reeently sent as hrs royrng Ambassador to nowhere rn partreul rr Kestner Mrller to frnd the answer to the questror that has puzzled people for generatrons Who stole the drng dong We hope that Kestner rs successful beeause that questron has been the manor cause or rnsomnra for many years Another person famous rn the lrne of polrtres r Jaek Oakes who rs a krnd of present day Joe Mae Carthy He reecntly had Seeretary of Agrreulturt Dorr rnee Mook rnyestrgated elarmrng that Dor rance has been acceptrng brrbes of mrlk and butter to cover up for a rustlers gang led by Jrm Law renee Jrms gang rs a notorious mob that rustles cattle rn helrcopters Its 'r yery smart method 'md the cattle dont mrnd so why should Jack lrm rn turn sells the hot cattle to Bob lrish's milk and glue factorv Bob has named hrs mrlk Before and hrs glue After He leads competrtron bv brllrons of sales Another classmate Mrllre Hunt made head lrnes when she drank some of Bobs glue by mrs take When rntervrewed modest Mrllre had noth rng to sav rn fact she strll hasnt sard anvthrng Thrs rncrdent has boosted Bobs glue sales tremen dously though In the entertarnment world the elass of 50 has eontrlbuted much talent Chrrstrne Shuster rs be rng wrdely acclarmed for her marvelous Job rn the movre thrrller of the year Hello Yes Thrs Is I Thrs rs a sequel to Sorry Wrong Number Thrs movre was famous because rt was frlmed rn Regu larscope People are gettrng trred of Crnemascope Theres a luxurrous Cadrllac rollrng rn thrs dr rectron Why rt s Pat Robrnson who has Just made her second mrllron dollars by berng the only Sena tor rn the Unrted States to frlrbuster for 72 hours Many thought thrs feat rmpossrble but Pat showed them what perseverance means Thrs was the easrest thrng I ever drd she told newsmen later She sard she drdnt let the snores of the Senators drscourage her because they were Just Jealous Well I always knew Pats wrnnrng way would make her a natronal frgure A few months ago Delores Sebetrch publrshed a musrcal master prece called Take Me Back Lo It rs now number one on the hrt parade De lores comments on her success were I guess all the cool cats Just drg my groovy drsc Speakrng of musrc Ruth Keeney Shrrley Dean and Myra Eaton you know them as the Decas tor Orl Srsters are becomrng more popular every day They are the newest lrttle Baldwrns Earl bought out Arthur Godfrey and has started a show of hrs own whreh rs broadcast at 4 a m Earle comments about thrs So what rf rt rs on at 4 a m ' At least I have no competrtron lncrdentally rt rsrwacclarmed as The Most Turned Off Show In Telcvrsron Also famous rn the T V world rs Brll Blood Hes starred rn the new show We Hate to Rr member Papa It rs a homey type show dealrnff wrth the problems of a much mrsunderstooc blunderrng father Its a real tear Jerker Leslre Thompson portrays Brll s only fr rend and together they often eonsult the spnrts for enJoyment and eonsolatron Wayne Srnrth rs now the poet laureate of the krndergarterr hrs mrsternreee berng., a sequel to Hrekory 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ffm, wut I Eleanor Maurer wlll to Dot Rolland and Judx Whltney mx um ugor and utalttx Dont let anyone fxnd out though or you vull h ye youx hands full of charttable deeds I Kestner NI111er w1ll my qu1etness penslve ness and bashfulness to that sweet cute llttle Jumor cut up none other than Joe Hogle I Dorrance Mook w1ll to Russell Humphrey my farmlng ab1l1ty Some people may thlnk that thls lS a handlcap when It comes to women but remember you can always take your g1rl for a rlde on your tractor I Barbara Mullen wxll to Bertha Brlstol my helght of 5 2 Instead why dont you glve me a l1ttle of your he1ght Im tlred of havmg to cut everythlng down to my slze To Carolyn McPh1l11amy I Clara Myers w1ll my shyness and my s1ncere quletness If sllence were golden we would be m11l1ona1res I Jack Oakes w1ll to Frank Yusko that cute llttle blonde bombshell 1n the sophomore class Please take good care of her' P S I left the hand cuffs on I Rxchard Ring w1ll to Paul Rlng my ab111ty to argue especlallv 1n P A D class To do th1s you must come up Wlth at least two or three good polnts per class I Pat RODID on w11l to Sally Kasto my art of conversatlon Wlth the rlght vocabulary and thc power of persuasxon I have been known on rare occaslons to talk a teacher out of a test To Sandra Wells and Mary Parker I Carolynne Ruffln bequeath my love of and talent for muslc By the nlnth or tenth t1me that you have played for devotlons you wont be nervous anymore I Delores Sebetlch w1ll to that dewy eyed Jun lor June Flxck my statlonery pen 1nk stamps calendar and lonely mghts Remember Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder I Barbara Sheahan w1ll to Janlce Walla and Faye Barnard my addlctlon to the opposlte sex Remember your heart must be llke a street car always room for one more I Chrxstme Shuster wxll to Dolors Strong anc Joyce Jackson my qulet and mysterious ways My words may be few and far between but they are wlse and well chosen I Alvin Sm1th wxll to Ph1l1p Humalalnen m worn out seat at Pop s a second handed Pepsl my proxerblal toothplck and my old Chevle Wlth all of these treasures you re bound to have a happy boomlng senlor year I Wayne Sm1th w1ll to Chuck Anderson mv laugh It always breaks the sllence or dlsrupts a class and mvarxably entertalns every one I Les Thompson wxll to Robert Dodge my blonde halr my smlle my flashlng eyes and my lady klllmg personallty My average IS five steadles a month I Bob W1ll1ams w111 to those dashmg Junlors Robert Punkar and Don Schlavone my cool w1n mng way w1th women especlally the ones at CHS Ignore them and play hard to get and youll have to flght them off I Verna Wlse w1ll to Opal Bennett and Kath ryn Whltford my w1ll power for not falhng for Rowes speclmens of masculln charm Thls can be accompllshed by readlng The Grass IS Greener on the Other Slde or the modern verslon Its better lf your boys are at another school where they cant keep thelr eyes on you and you can stxll have un I B111 Woodworth w1ll to Jlm Specht the pres ldency of next years Senlor Class You ve got to treat em rough but always leave em laughlng P S Also a good example helps I Sarah York w1ll to N ncy Ceedar and Janet Stack my Job ID the Commerclal Room and a quart of mlmeograph stencll correctlon fluld I heal that next year they re gomg to have a contest to choose the most SlOpD11y efflclent s cretary and typlst of 1956 I Conme Longaker do bequeath to any poor Junlor the task of masterfully throwlng together next year s class wlll at the last moment lf you are a procrastmator llke me The only requlrements are A ball of paper sxx msplred penclls an econ omy slze eraser and a physchology text m order to analyze your classmates My last request IS that my classmates merclfully let me fade away IH peace SIGNED Class of 19:10 LAWYER Conme Longaker WITNESS SEAL U I - A , V , , y ' v - 1' 1' v' ' 1 ' I v - ' ' , ' ' r 1' n V V . v ' ' . ' ' . - -- ., G , , . ' L v 1 ' V 7 Y 1 . . . . - 1 7 -. , . , ' , , , . . . . Y u , , . . , - 7 Y 7 , - . . . . 3 F . . , . . ' I H v ' , , , ' 7 . Q . I . . . , , - ' ' V L.. ' I , , , . . . , , - . ' ' ' e . ' v a ' ' I. - ' ' ' S! ' LL 1 - ' ' . , , , f ., , . ' 7 1 - . , . , ' Y 4 . V . C . , - , . , , a , . , , . . . 3 1 - ' - , , . , . v s ' ' , . . , . , , , , . . . ' . Al . - v v ' , . , Y Y 1 . .

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Leonard D1aSlO has Just made a surprlse pur chase of all A 8: P Super Markets When lnter vlcwed Leonard Sald he was gomg to change the name to H 8z L Super Markets In case you have nt heard Helen Peters that s her busmess name appolnted herself Presldent Vlce Presldent and Treasurer She let Leonard be Secretary Leon ards comments on this were Well anyway lm boss ln our house Sarah York IS the Number One Secretary 1n the natlon for she has been appointed secretary to the Secretary of State When asked about her dutles Sarah replled The works not bad and after all the Secretary of State IS pretty cute A profound remark' Well here comes Clalr Gray the newly elected president of the General Motors Company When asked about the new Bulcks he boasted Man are they hot' They ll do 100 m p h IH second gear of course they ll only do 40 m p h 1n hlgh but one cant have everythlng' I read ln the New York T1mes that Jean Frallc IS a renowned world traveler She must have tak en her geography class to heart You can read about her experience ln her famous book whlch promlses to be another Lost Weekend Its called The Scourge of Skoklan Clara Myers and Eleanor Maurer have 1ust opened a tourlst haven whlch offers a plcturesque vlew of the nelghborlng tannery house It s called Myer 8: Maurers Madhouse Some vlsltors at the haven when asked how they llked the accom modatlons answered wlth one shore descrlptxve phrase Egh Now I see a well dressed gentleman comxng toward me Why 1ts Rlchard Jackson' Rlchard ls fast becoming the women s dellght and hls artlcle D1et wxth Dellght IS wldely read throughout the Umted States He says and I quote You may d1e from not eatlng but who wants to be a fat corpse unquote The Lakevllle News lS one of the top newspapers 1n Amerlca and llS sports edltor Rlch ard Harley xs the most quoted sports edltor m the country Edltor Harley also owns a fleet of racmg cars H1s ace drlver Harold Best recently drove Harleys pet heap 1n a drag race wlth a sllghtly used 51 Chevle yellow convertlble as the prlze Seems to me Harley used to dr1ve somethmg llke that back at Rowe ln 55 Also famous 1n the sports car f1eld IS Ray WCISS whose hopped up 50 Plymouth can go from ze1o to 110 mlles an hour 1n 70 days He mamtams however that he could get mto motion faster lf only the clutch would cooperate Here comes another dare dev11 She eats f1re, swallows swords gets shot from a cannon eats razor blades k1SSES a cobra and most breath tak mg of all she crochets l1ke crazy You guess lt Sallle Hazeltme' When asked why she dld all of th1s she shrugged her shoulders and replled Im mxsunderstood and besxdes I hke xt Up 1n a Rolls Royce slldes Rlchard Rlng who has made h1s mxlllon by developmg a new way to farm Robots do all the work H1s only complalnt lS that the robots consume about three cents worth of O11 a year ThlS IS too QXDSNSIVQ complalns m1ll1on alre Rmg Barbara Mullen and Barbara Sheahan have a clrcus act They call themselves The Bounclng Barbaras and ln thexr death defyxng act they walk a tlght rope wlth no net You may say that that lsnt so hot Well they dont have any rope e1ther Rlght now they re having trouble gettmg a Job for people say they re crazy Thexr reply to thls IS O well people thought Eldson was crazy they thought Burbank was crazy and they thought my Uncle Jake was crazy He was but they were wrong every other tlme Joyce Kalser has gone mto the forelgn m1ss1on ary fleld The last we heard of the poor glrl was that some canmbals had captured her and no one has heard from her sxnce Maybe she s busy teach 1ng the cannlbals how to eat properly Who knows Our petxte Verna Wlse has been voted Mlss Amozon for shes the tallest woman 1n the Umted States She has grown from an even flve feet 1n hlgh school to an amazlng s1x feet eleven lnches When asked what caused th1s amazlng growth Verna retorted Dont you ever read the Vlgoro ads We are now bexng photographed by Nell Clark and hxs T V motion plcture crew Nell mamtams that eventually he IS gomg to lncorporate these scenes 1nto an extravaganza Whose Town as a sequel to the famous play and motlon plcture Our Town Well lt looks as lf the flnal curtaln IS fallmg upon th1s festlve occaslon I have been both amazed and amused whlle Vlewlng the accompllsh ments of my classmates Now I must return w1th the boys ln the wh1te coats to my own llttle room w1th mormng glorles entwlned around the wlndow bars You know I was voted Most Eccentrlc Man of the Year O what an honor' Well I see everyone xs movmg out of th1s mammoth amphltheatre so good bye, and lf you re ever ln town and 1f you chance to pass the huge castle whlch IS enclrcled by an elght foot wall look me up w1ll you Im m sec t1on 8 Thats what they sald when I arrlved Man thlS guys strlctly sectlon 8 BILL WOODWORTH I - y , - , . - . . 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