Rowe High School - Viking Saga Yearbook (Lakeville, OH)

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' Km pflvphwl- BONEITA ADAMS manages her own team the Adam s Amazons and BARBARA STACK rs makrng a name for herself as star of the Amazons DICK HUSTON rs now the prrncrpal at Rowe and for some has been Polrce CONRAD unexplarnable reason EVELYN WILLIAMS appornted head of the Englrsh department Captarn GARY BRISTOL has Just brought rn BENNETT for drsturbrng the peace and chas rng squrrrels up telephone poles Polrce Chref JAY GIDDING S campargn platform promrsed to make Lake vrlle a quret town BOB BEST has assumed the man agershrp of the new Lakevrlle supermarket Frank N Stems Frne Foods DONNA ASKEW rs grvrng hrm competrtron wrth her own supermarket the Askew Automat PAUL SPECHT has removed hrs product Spechts Speedy Spotremover from the market for awhrle Paul says rt not only removes a soot from the rug but also removes the rug GLADYS BECK rs hav rng good luck rn the busrness world wrth her new per fume Potent whrch has taken the world by storm DOLORES CEEDER and PAT DUNHAM rn partner better srnce they decrded to hop mto therr own cars and run down some busrness ARLENE COLE has Just ad vertrsed new scrssors that cut by remote control It seems that Arlene always was rnterested rn scrssors Ind oh yes DONNA RHOADS has been elected presrdent of the Interplanetary Red Cross CAROL GRIFFEY has Just become the frrst woman ever to wrn the Indranapolrs 300 mrle Speedway race Carol at trrbutes most of her success to her hrgh school days when she was drrxrnd the tamrlv Dodge She rs now eyerng the non stop route from Earth to Mars ARCHIE WARD r also a speed demon makrng a name for hrm self as a prlot of tne Atomrc Super Rocket GEORGE PUFFER rs now presrdent of the Frrst Natronal Bank of Lakevrlle Hrs chref deposrter 1 mrllronarre NANCY NICKELS who made her monev desrgnrng space helmets Her secretary JOAN HAZ ELTINE says that she had drffrculty persuadrng Nancy to stop hrdrng her money rn used catsup bottles HAL TYLER rs the towns rrch doctor DORIS BLOOD rn sympathy for those who go to Tyler for medrcal help has erected the Bloods Instrtute for Poor Tyler Pa trents Mayor BILL GEE has ordered RAY BAKER to parnt hrs car a drab grey because he rs rammrng the towns traffrc wrth hrs latest sport model parnted chartreuse and bordered wrth shockrng prnk elephants MILTON KAISER owns the E Z Payup or Else Loan Company JEAN BORT hrs secretary says that Mrlton strll lrkes to loan hrs possessrons PHYLLIS HALE JOAN KASTO and CLARA FIALA have settled down Phyllrs rs quretly rarsrng her twelxe chrldren Joan marrred her mrllronarre boss and Clara who had planned to be an old mard as soon as the weather breaks wrll be headrng north wrth her dashrng Eskrmo husband Snowball Sam JUDY ILVONEN the town psvchologrst rs makrng a tortune sellrng storres to Hollvwood movre drrectors JOE GRIFI' EY drrxes the ambulance for JAKE SMITHS funeral home and both are amassrng a fortune thanks to Joe S drryrng Well as thats all of the news of my former class mates I thvnk Ill turn off the Spaceovrsron set and re turn to the exploratron ot the craters of the moon The people w ho haxe falsely called me a mad screntrst would be elated Irn sure to be here on the moon able to see what therr former classmates haye turned to for fr lrx rng ROBEPT 'W OODVK ORTH 1 . . . . . . . . .S . . . U . , - . 1 ' . g . O ' ' u , . . . , Y y . v . . . 9 - I ' , , . . . . . V 1 Z Y . . . - - . . y shrp now own a Junkyard. Pat admrts that busrness rs V . ' V .1 ! Q A -- ' . . , 4. 7 . . - v ,V Q I ' - v 7 y ' ' v y Y v 1' 3 ' N ' . I I ' - . , 5 1 1 v K ' v' V 3 , ' - . ' . - x .

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The year 1974 as I am slttmg here IH my offlce on the moon fby the way the moon really IS green cheese? I start to wonder what has become of my class mates of the Class of 54 Why not turn on my Spaceo vxslon set and try to locate them on the screen' As lts maglc eye IS now traxned on Mars Ill have to make some adJustments to get Earth D1al a lxttle to the left can nearly see lmages of people now a llttle south about 40 oh here we are' I am now peerlng at New York Clty Hey' That man washing the w1ndows of the Emplre State Bu1ld1ng looks famlllar He ls' Its hlgh pockets BILL PYLE an old classmate He won thxs coveted Job because he needed as equlpment only a small stepladdcr and hls own long rlght arm to reach the topmost w1ndows Whlle Im vlewxng New York I may as well look around for more classmates Look a huge blllboard advertlsxng the Bunglxng Brothers Cxrcus and DUANE ALVORD as owner and star per former w1th Hlppy and Hortense h1s Jltterbugglng snakes' DAVID LAWRENCE or Gollath as known professlonally IS the clrcus strong man He actuallv wrestles a robot from Saturn Another star GARY WEBB dlVeS 1n a breath takmg swoop from a flftg. foot platform 1nto a damp cellulose sponge There must be a trlck an optxcal 1llus1on perhaps glrls scream and swoon at the very Slght of h1m There s MARY D AIUTO M1ss Mombo of 1974 who has Just returned from a tour of the Solar System The makers of Pearlly Dent Tooth paste proved by cl1n1cal tests to be more effectlve than sandpaper as a dentlfrxce sponsored her fabulous Jet fl1ght Her agent ANNA YUSKO says that Mary w1ll now rest to rega1n the welght lost on the extenslve tour Well now PAT STEVENS has made good as the new edltor of KOOL Clook spelled backwardsj maga zme publlshed for the entlre Solar System Theres GRAYCE BRADEN now under contract to the Prxvate Grlnders Company ID competltlon wlth Betty Crocker of General Mxlls l'hey sas Grayces DIES are out of thxs world and she IS starred on her own televxsxon show Now onto Washlngton' MERLE COLE now Sec retary of Agrlculture has Just dellvered a speech to the Daxrymens Unlon Local 182 on the subject of How to Get More Bounce to the Ounce From Your Cows And now to Hollywood where KAY REDDING the c1ne mascope sensat1on has Just flnlshed her 50th hlt en tltled Ind1an Menace or Fort Chltow Chlckawa Chattanoga w1tChaWH The movle IS based on the novel of the same name wrltten by Jose Gonsalves OlVIalley the famous Ind1an flghter DELBERT GIL BRAITH IS the latest slnglng sensat1on wlth hrs record mg of They Used to Call Me Ironman or Ever Slnce I Met You Ive Been as L1mp as a Wet Noodle H1s secretary BARBARA KASKI says that ln hls latest engagement at the Mocambo wlth hls pleasmg barltone croonlng Delbert caused 2000 glrls to falnt Two of our classmates have turned to llterary work ELIZA BETH ORRENMAA IS a glfted poet who has Just won the Nobel Prxze for her sympathetlc poem Ode to a Calling Made Easy has been at the top of the Ten Best seller Llst of the New York Tlmes for s1x months Well as thats about all of my pals that have left Lakevllle I thmk Ill d1al Lakevllle Flrst I see that FLORENCE FULLER xs presldent of the powerful Sta tlon WACKY Lakevllles f1rst T V spaceov1s1on sta t1on Two of our classmates have thelr own shows FRANK DAVIS has a comedy show the Morbld Hour wh1ch has Just been voted the show of 1974 most lxkely to be turned off CAROLYN GILLUM IS a rlot when she slngs her hlllbllly songs to classlcal mus1c play ed on her flddle Another popular act around Lakevllle mghtclubs IS the Tar Plt Trxo a Jazz band orlgmated by those three cutups PAT FIALA GLORIA GORDON and VIRGINIA GREEN When someone asked them why they play so loud and fast Pat replled Man we like a loud bla t Our class has contrlbuted three of IIS membexs to the sports world JOHN KANTOLA IS head coach at the Un1vers1ty of Amboy and has Just led hls tcam to a natlonal basketball champlonshlp I Y ! I ' v - , . , - . , . V 1 . V , . , - . . . J v , . Y . . . . - . . . . H . . ,J . . . , - - - . - . . ,. . . , . O- . . , . , . . , . . . . , . - ' ' H N H ' , - . . . . , . ,, . , , ' S 7 - , , , - . , ' Wastebucket. BEVERLY HOGLE'S book entitled, Hog 1 ' .f 1 - . , , . . - . . y , , - , . . . . . . u , . y . - . Q , , , , . . , . ' - , . I , J . I I . . - . . . . , A 7 Y , . . Y 1 . . , , , . . I 3 7 1 Y , - . . . . . . J ,H J . s . . , Y , . , R .L

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SUNNY-SIDE-UP Nancy Nickels Ronnie Smith MUM'S THE WORD Arlene Cole Robert Best I DONT AGREE Judy Ilvonen Hal Tyler LET ME THINK joan Hazeltlne George Puffer YAKITY YAK Delbert G1lbra1tl1 BLUSHING ROSES Virginia Green Merle Cole LONG AND SHORT OF IT Beverly Hogle, Joe Griffey Bill Pyle, Kay Redding HIDDEN TALENTS Gloria Gordon Conrad Bennett LETS BE FRIENDS Pat Dunham Dick Huston HIT EM HIGH Anna Yusko Milton K iser Evelyn Williams HIT 'EM LOW