Rowe High School - Viking Saga Yearbook (Lakeville, OH)

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The year 1974 as I am slttmg here IH my offlce on the moon fby the way the moon really IS green cheese? I start to wonder what has become of my class mates of the Class of 54 Why not turn on my Spaceo vxslon set and try to locate them on the screen' As lts maglc eye IS now traxned on Mars Ill have to make some adJustments to get Earth D1al a lxttle to the left can nearly see lmages of people now a llttle south about 40 oh here we are' I am now peerlng at New York Clty Hey' That man washing the w1ndows of the Emplre State Bu1ld1ng looks famlllar He ls' Its hlgh pockets BILL PYLE an old classmate He won thxs coveted Job because he needed as equlpment only a small stepladdcr and hls own long rlght arm to reach the topmost w1ndows Whlle Im vlewxng New York I may as well look around for more classmates Look a huge blllboard advertlsxng the Bunglxng Brothers Cxrcus and DUANE ALVORD as owner and star per former w1th Hlppy and Hortense h1s Jltterbugglng snakes' DAVID LAWRENCE or Gollath as known professlonally IS the clrcus strong man He actuallv wrestles a robot from Saturn Another star GARY WEBB dlVeS 1n a breath takmg swoop from a flftg. foot platform 1nto a damp cellulose sponge There must be a trlck an optxcal 1llus1on perhaps glrls scream and swoon at the very Slght of h1m There s MARY D AIUTO M1ss Mombo of 1974 who has Just returned from a tour of the Solar System The makers of Pearlly Dent Tooth paste proved by cl1n1cal tests to be more effectlve than sandpaper as a dentlfrxce sponsored her fabulous Jet fl1ght Her agent ANNA YUSKO says that Mary w1ll now rest to rega1n the welght lost on the extenslve tour Well now PAT STEVENS has made good as the new edltor of KOOL Clook spelled backwardsj maga zme publlshed for the entlre Solar System Theres GRAYCE BRADEN now under contract to the Prxvate Grlnders Company ID competltlon wlth Betty Crocker of General Mxlls l'hey sas Grayces DIES are out of thxs world and she IS starred on her own televxsxon show Now onto Washlngton' MERLE COLE now Sec retary of Agrlculture has Just dellvered a speech to the Daxrymens Unlon Local 182 on the subject of How to Get More Bounce to the Ounce From Your Cows And now to Hollywood where KAY REDDING the c1ne mascope sensat1on has Just flnlshed her 50th hlt en tltled Ind1an Menace or Fort Chltow Chlckawa Chattanoga w1tChaWH The movle IS based on the novel of the same name wrltten by Jose Gonsalves OlVIalley the famous Ind1an flghter DELBERT GIL BRAITH IS the latest slnglng sensat1on wlth hrs record mg of They Used to Call Me Ironman or Ever Slnce I Met You Ive Been as L1mp as a Wet Noodle H1s secretary BARBARA KASKI says that ln hls latest engagement at the Mocambo wlth hls pleasmg barltone croonlng Delbert caused 2000 glrls to falnt Two of our classmates have turned to llterary work ELIZA BETH ORRENMAA IS a glfted poet who has Just won the Nobel Prxze for her sympathetlc poem Ode to a Calling Made Easy has been at the top of the Ten Best seller Llst of the New York Tlmes for s1x months Well as thats about all of my pals that have left Lakevllle I thmk Ill d1al Lakevllle Flrst I see that FLORENCE FULLER xs presldent of the powerful Sta tlon WACKY Lakevllles f1rst T V spaceov1s1on sta t1on Two of our classmates have thelr own shows FRANK DAVIS has a comedy show the Morbld Hour wh1ch has Just been voted the show of 1974 most lxkely to be turned off CAROLYN GILLUM IS a rlot when she slngs her hlllbllly songs to classlcal mus1c play ed on her flddle Another popular act around Lakevllle mghtclubs IS the Tar Plt Trxo a Jazz band orlgmated by those three cutups PAT FIALA GLORIA GORDON and VIRGINIA GREEN When someone asked them why they play so loud and fast Pat replled Man we like a loud bla t Our class has contrlbuted three of IIS membexs to the sports world JOHN KANTOLA IS head coach at the Un1vers1ty of Amboy and has Just led hls tcam to a natlonal basketball champlonshlp I Y ! I ' v - , . , - . , . V 1 . V , . , - . . . J v , . Y . . . . - . . . . H . . ,J . . . , - - - . - . . ,. . . , . O- . . , . , . . , . . . . , . - ' ' H N H ' , - . . . . , . ,, . , , ' S 7 - , , , - . , ' Wastebucket. BEVERLY HOGLE'S book entitled, Hog 1 ' .f 1 - . , , . . - . . y , , - , . . . . . . u , . y . - . Q , , , , . . , . ' - , . I , J . I I . . - . . . . , A 7 Y , . . Y 1 . . , , , . . I 3 7 1 Y , - . . . . . . J ,H J . s . . , Y , . , R .L

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' glam, CUIZL I JUDY ILVONEN leave to BILL WOODWORTH my chemlstry book At the bottom of everv page there IS a footnote that w1ll 1nsp1re many a class argument To KESTNER MILLER I ROBERT BEST leave my Job at the A8zP The extraordxnary feature about tl11s Job IS that you have refreshments at your flnger tlpS the whole day To RICHARD JACKSOIN I DELBERT GILBRAITH leave my eagerness and speed 1n rushmg over to Conne aut 1mmed1ately after dlSmlSSal to pltk up that certaln someone I JOAN KASTO do bequeath my part tlme 1ob as 11brar1an to NANCY BARTLET'I If anybodv should become d1sorderly you w1ll f1nd a 45 callber rexolxer 1n the drawer To CHRISTINE SHUSTER we BARBARA STACK and ARLENE COLE leave our dut1es of mlmeogzaphlng tests 1n the commerc1al room You could COllSld9I' your self lucky 1f you could only get a DTGVICW of one of your own xmpendmg tests I RAY BAKER leave to LESLIE THO'VIP OW mv P O D Book Th1S book IS strange ll that lt seems to have a way of putt1ng me sleep OCC3S1Oll'llI We PAT DUNHAM and ANNA YUSKO w1ll to any two Junloz g1f1S w1sh1ng to become cheerleaders ou: talents 1n that fleld You can count on mee 1ng star players f1om many s hools nd l1fe bc or s xc y 1nte1 CSt1Hg I RICHARD HUSTON w1ll to LEONARD DIASIO my romantlc assoc1at1on Wllh a certam blond classmate I must 3ClITlll that l1fe IS neve1 dull To JERRY HALL I JOHN KANTOLA WlSh to leave my vocabulary Wh1Ch though meage1 IS powc-1ful It often comes 111 handy 111 descrlblng the DICVIOJS mght s ball game We enlor boys HAL TYLER and GARY WEBB leave to HAROLD BEST and RAY WETSS our cher1shed book conta1n1ng the autographs of all tl1e teachexs How to Cause a D1sturbance 1n Study Hall or You1 All expenses pa1d one way trip to the Offlce I DONNA ASKEW share Wllll SARAIJ ADAMS tne flrst letter of my last name Cheex uo Sarah Ive heard the xumor that xx omen ex entuallx are gomg to b chosen 1n alphabet cal order to serve s pres1de11t of the Un1ted States I CLARA FIALA bequeath to CAROLXN RUFFIN my muslcal talents Gosslp has 1t that Ph1l Spxtalnw s scouts are look1ng for talented glrls xx 10 plav magxc mstrurnents We VIRGINIA GREEN and GLORIA GORDON w1ll to JEAN FRALIC and CLARA MYERS our qu1et un obtruslve ways We hold the natlonal record for belng the only two glrls ever to be out talked by the males I JOAN HAZELTINE leave to PATTY ROBINSON my Job as chalrman of the Senlor Devotlons Commlt tee The key to flndlng boys to take part IS ID your persuaslve approach To RUTH ANN KEENY we BEVERLY HOGLE and FLORENCE FULLER Wlll our well thumbed short hand d1ct1onar1es If only we could glV9 you a book that answers all of hfe s problems as well' To HELEN PETERS I PAT STEVENS leaxe the var1ous types of cazs that I drlve to school I guess I kept the classmates guessmg as to my sou1ce of supply I BONEITA ADAMS bequeath to JOY CE KAISER my pos1t1on on the Conneaut Merchants Softball Team The pay IS very small but the Cleveland Indlans a1e always scout1ng for new pl3y9IS I GLADYS BECK bequeath to PUTH MYERS mx house on a Route 20 curve You can tell by the squeal of the tlres whlch boy IS passlng and wnat h1s mood IS We two SBHIOI glrls BARBARA KASKI and PHYL LIS HALE leave to JOYCE EIVIERSON ou1 IIOVBI end 1ng conversat1ov1 w1tl1 other students Wllll 111 class You should carry a copy of the Constltutlon fox 1e'1dx l8fEI B111 of Rlghts To ELFANOR NIAURER I ELIZABETH ORREN MAA b queath my book that ZILCOIIIDHIIILS En l1sh IV ent1tled Ten Wavs to Stall a Book Repoxt Ol bette1 known as The Book Unread I cheerful DOLORES CEEDER leave to that Jun1o1 gul wlth the smxle CONNIE LONGAKER 111w OfflCl3l HOT ROD 1161159 Perhaps an OCCHS1Olldl SITIIIC cast toward the eyes of the offlcer on the lTlOtOlCyCl6 Wlll glV6 you more l1be1ty on the h'ghwa1 I GEORGE PUFFER bequeath th1s task as Class Lawyer to any Jumor who has a good shazp DEEIICII and more ab1l1ty of self GXDFSSSIOFI th ll I If Xou1 110 mal mmd can VV1lhSI3lld the ordeal and you can e11du1e the rewal ds of xotu slanderous remarks you max feel qual1 f1ed to accept th1s DOSIUOII Sxgned Class of 1931 Lawyer GGOIQC Puffe1 W 1t11ess Seal Y I ! 1 V- . , . Y - - , , Y . 1 - Y ' - - y Y - . 4. . . 7 - , Y . 1 - ' ' . - , 7 A Y D . - . , . ' A y . . . Y Y l ' -Y ff ' . v v 1 '-1 A .f . V . . . . ' ' '1 ' ' ' ' . ' a ' C V v v U . , ' '- - . . 6. . -L. , A ' . . v . .- C . . .1 ' .. , A - 1- ' -- . , C ' V ' ' ' ence to the r1gl1t of freedom of speech as stated 1n the 7 Y 4 ' 1 - I' U A . V ' n v - 'm 0' ' - . , e ., , , , .0 . 1 . C - 1 . . V Y V . ' ' ' I f. C - ,, - Q Y -1 .. , . I I ' . , V Y - K ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' - ' 3 . j ' 1 l ' L A 1 . . l ' Q 4' ' . V . . 1 Q lv t . . v A y v ' Q ' 7 - . , .

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' Km pflvphwl- BONEITA ADAMS manages her own team the Adam s Amazons and BARBARA STACK rs makrng a name for herself as star of the Amazons DICK HUSTON rs now the prrncrpal at Rowe and for some has been Polrce CONRAD unexplarnable reason EVELYN WILLIAMS appornted head of the Englrsh department Captarn GARY BRISTOL has Just brought rn BENNETT for drsturbrng the peace and chas rng squrrrels up telephone poles Polrce Chref JAY GIDDING S campargn platform promrsed to make Lake vrlle a quret town BOB BEST has assumed the man agershrp of the new Lakevrlle supermarket Frank N Stems Frne Foods DONNA ASKEW rs grvrng hrm competrtron wrth her own supermarket the Askew Automat PAUL SPECHT has removed hrs product Spechts Speedy Spotremover from the market for awhrle Paul says rt not only removes a soot from the rug but also removes the rug GLADYS BECK rs hav rng good luck rn the busrness world wrth her new per fume Potent whrch has taken the world by storm DOLORES CEEDER and PAT DUNHAM rn partner better srnce they decrded to hop mto therr own cars and run down some busrness ARLENE COLE has Just ad vertrsed new scrssors that cut by remote control It seems that Arlene always was rnterested rn scrssors Ind oh yes DONNA RHOADS has been elected presrdent of the Interplanetary Red Cross CAROL GRIFFEY has Just become the frrst woman ever to wrn the Indranapolrs 300 mrle Speedway race Carol at trrbutes most of her success to her hrgh school days when she was drrxrnd the tamrlv Dodge She rs now eyerng the non stop route from Earth to Mars ARCHIE WARD r also a speed demon makrng a name for hrm self as a prlot of tne Atomrc Super Rocket GEORGE PUFFER rs now presrdent of the Frrst Natronal Bank of Lakevrlle Hrs chref deposrter 1 mrllronarre NANCY NICKELS who made her monev desrgnrng space helmets Her secretary JOAN HAZ ELTINE says that she had drffrculty persuadrng Nancy to stop hrdrng her money rn used catsup bottles HAL TYLER rs the towns rrch doctor DORIS BLOOD rn sympathy for those who go to Tyler for medrcal help has erected the Bloods Instrtute for Poor Tyler Pa trents Mayor BILL GEE has ordered RAY BAKER to parnt hrs car a drab grey because he rs rammrng the towns traffrc wrth hrs latest sport model parnted chartreuse and bordered wrth shockrng prnk elephants MILTON KAISER owns the E Z Payup or Else Loan Company JEAN BORT hrs secretary says that Mrlton strll lrkes to loan hrs possessrons PHYLLIS HALE JOAN KASTO and CLARA FIALA have settled down Phyllrs rs quretly rarsrng her twelxe chrldren Joan marrred her mrllronarre boss and Clara who had planned to be an old mard as soon as the weather breaks wrll be headrng north wrth her dashrng Eskrmo husband Snowball Sam JUDY ILVONEN the town psvchologrst rs makrng a tortune sellrng storres to Hollvwood movre drrectors JOE GRIFI' EY drrxes the ambulance for JAKE SMITHS funeral home and both are amassrng a fortune thanks to Joe S drryrng Well as thats all of the news of my former class mates I thvnk Ill turn off the Spaceovrsron set and re turn to the exploratron ot the craters of the moon The people w ho haxe falsely called me a mad screntrst would be elated Irn sure to be here on the moon able to see what therr former classmates haye turned to for fr lrx rng ROBEPT 'W OODVK ORTH 1 . . . . . . . . .S . . . U . , - . 1 ' . g . O ' ' u , . . . , Y y . v . . . 9 - I ' , , . . . . . V 1 Z Y . . . - - . . y shrp now own a Junkyard. Pat admrts that busrness rs V . ' V .1 ! Q A -- ' . . , 4. 7 . . - v ,V Q I ' - v 7 y ' ' v y Y v 1' 3 ' N ' . I I ' - . , 5 1 1 v K ' v' V 3 , ' - . ' . - x .