Rowe High School - Viking Saga Yearbook (Lakeville, OH)

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SENIOR CLASS PRUPHECY Judy Hammond IS prlnted on It 1n huge letters Oh yes I heard the other day that Judy lS now tour1ng the world as a Metro pol1tan opera star My last stop before return1ng to the U S lS Veracruz Mexlco Well here I am and there IS Donna Benton s stud1o As a famous 3TtlSt Donna dressed 1n a smock cap and flowmg t1e IS dolng her most famous pa1nt mg Posmg for the p1cture called Appollo IS Chuck Penn1man who has been declared the most perfectly formed man 1n the world a r1val to Charles Atlas It s t1me to start back to the Umted States where my flrst stop IS to be New York There IS La Guard1a a1rport so Ill land The Ice FOIIICS are now playlng and th1S year A1106 Emerson IS the featured star Her graceful soeed and darmg ant1cs have won her many favor ble comments from the cr1t1cs The name on that Slgll looks fam1l1ar Why 1t says NANCY KINGS MATRIMONIAL MATCH FACTORY PERFECT MATCHES GUARANTEED I DGIICVG Ill go ln and V1Slt Nancy The of her cous1n Ros mary wlth a famous mult1m1ll1ona1re You know Rosemary 1S a celebrated actress now and has taken thc place of tne late Marle W1lson 1n the My Fr1end Irma show By the way Nancy also told me that Howard Nelson IS a famous mult1 m1ll1ona1re now He made hlS fortune by d1scover1ng a new element XVIIICII h named nelson1um Well I must l axe New Yo k and head for Cleveland Gee I almost h1t tnat huge sky scraper fou know Cleveland now has the hlghest bu1ld1ng 1n the world and that bu1ld1ng IS my next stoo Ill park mv plane on the roof and look for the Off1Ce of Jerry CUFIIS presldent of J J Newberly Company Jerry told me 1n conf1dence that he h1red that noted arch1tect D1ck Humala1 nen to deslgn thlS bu1ld1ng and that D1ck also has h1S off1ce here It IS the onlv one IH the U S 1n Wh1Ch all the doors are twelve feet h1gh You see D1ck st1ll hasnt stopped growmg Jerry also mfomed me that Ruth Robert son IS here IH Cleveland and that she has 1n vented an 8l0mlC l1pStlCk In add1t1on to stay1ng on for two months lt has many other deslrable qual1t1es It has a st1k1ng scent 1t comes 1n the glorlous new shade Lum1nous V10lEt and when k1SSCd w1th Ruthles Ra d1ant R1ot the boy f1end rema1ns rad1o ac t1ve for two weeks Its t1me to cl1mb back 1nto my hel1copter and take off Im now dropplng low over a huge da1ry farm the next scheduled stop on my 11st D1Ck Blood and D1ck Hogle boast Jo1nt own ershlp of th1s farm They earned the money to buy lt by developlng a new breed of m1raculous cattle that g1V9 canned m1lk My last stop before return1ng to Wash mgton D C 1S Rowe Hlgh School to wh1ch a new add1t1on has been bu1lt to accommo date the thousand students Coach Hum phreys son IS now football coach Pop Saar1 has f1nally found a way to prevent congest1on on the sta1rs for escalators have been 1n talled throughout the bulldlng Joyce a way for tie students to glV0 2a book re po1ts per year Gee Wlll the students eve1 love that Well as 1t s gettmg late Ill have to leave dear old Rowe and return to Wash ngton wh re several of my classmates are workmg De mas Bennett now an F B I gent rec ntly captured Loren R1nff and charged lllfll Wlth burglary but when the t1uth was d1 covered that Loren was only tr51ng to neak n from an agr1cultu1al meetmg wxthout Rltas l1 dung h11n Delmas had to release h1m A I ha e completed m m1s on Ill 16 DOII to PI'6a1ClClll Mook I hope my next SSlgIlIT1Slll M11 be as pleasant as th1s one has been fo1 1t has been a wonderful GXDGII ence meetmg my former classmates aftex twenty years of separatlon ,, ,, . . . , . . . . . . . . . , Y ' 9 - i Y I . . . - ' Y Y ' 7 5 I l A . . y . . . - Y i I U H H . . . - . . L , f . , ' ' is ' y . . ,,. . . ii . y - . ' . . ,, . . . F ' . , . . . y I . i . . . . ' ' , . ., l I ' y - 7 ' . AL J! ' Y ' ' ' . , . . - s . most famous romance she promoted was that Dodge, efficiency expert, is Struggiing to find , S , ' 3 - - - - i , A , , , I Y . , I - i - , - ' ' 4. - u . I - - , 1 , 1: V ' . 1 . v T . ' Q - G I Q . e . . A Y A 11 - as I ' Y . . S - 5 1 ' ' ,, . ' V -' Q . . . , nr 1. . A . , , i H ' Y , ' ' ' ' 1 , as s v if ' sl , ' ' - . . . , Q H. . a . ,

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SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY November 25 1973 IS a very dlscouraglng tlme for all Amerlcans for the value of the dollar has sunk to exactly two cents The only brlght aspect IU the sltuatlon lS that LOIS Mook the newly elected presldent fthe f1rst woman presldent by the wayl has promlsed a reform 1n our federal economlc organlzatlon Because of th1s platform LOIS polled 98 per cent of the popular vote Smce the Electoral College has been abollshed Lo1s stand1ng 1n the glare of the T V and movle cameras was sworn 1n nnmedlately by the Chlef Just1ce As her personal envoy and Secretary of State here I Nancy Gaus s1t ln my super atom1c helxcopter the Vallant V1k1ng bound on a good w1ll m1ss1on around the world I bought the Vallant Vlklng from Allce Smlth who IS now manufacturlng faster than llght hel1copters Because we were old frlends Al1ce charged me only S775 000 a sum WhlCh of course I added to my expense account fo1 th1S tr1p As I cllmbed aboard my secretary hand ed me a 11st of names and places Why they are all members of the class of 53' As my Gee Im already soarmg over the Atlant1c' I guess Ill turn on my telev1s1on What d1d the newscaster say? Ann1e Chartron has just been appomted poet laureate of Punkln Hook Annle IS a novellst as well as a poet her latest book entltled Charlotte Cole s Coy KldS 1S based on Charlotte s success 1n teachlng Latlll to her klndergarten pup1ls There IS Parls r1ght below' As Im sup posed to flnd several former classmates here Ill descend Lets see the address IS the Fabulous Fashlon Salon Boulevard Voltalre Yes here lt IS and there 1S Sally Ceeder model1ng one of Pat OConnors latest cre atlons an orlon gadabout wlth a bu1lt ln parachute You know Pat last year ga1ned world wlde fame by 1ntr0duc1ng spun glass knee length bathlng su1ts Sally lnformed me that a member of the class of 53 IS now Professor of Enghsh at the Sorbonne the Unlverslty of PBTIS After many long years of untlrlng labor he has revolutlonlzed the Engllsh language Youll never guess the name of th1s celebrlty Why none other than John Myers Id better be dashxng on for I have many stops to make before returnlng to Amerlca Here I am ln Egypt already That flgure over there looks fam1l1ar I guess Ill drlft down and see who he 1S Well what do you know' Amos Blakeslee always d1d l1ke geo metry but who would have dreamed that he would become a gulde at the pyram1ds Amos told me that he spends h1s spart t1me trylng to flnd out 1f the pyram1ds were bu1lt curately Ill have to say good bye to Egypt and 1ourney down to South Afr1ca where the grapevme has lt Chuck Harke dlscovered gold He has become a conflrmed bachelor Yes there he IS on the veranda passlng the lonely hours by countlng h1s money From th1s altltude I can see m1les lnto the dlstance There IS the famous Taj Mahal of Indla My heavens IS that a race track behlnd lt' Now I remembel Last yea1 the world s champlon demon dr1ver Clara Wood worth made world w1de headlmes by lntro duclng stock car raclng to Ind1a By the way I also read 1n the pape1 that Carol Cook IS the f1rst woman ever to play baseball for the New York Yankees In her statement to the press Carol Sald that her amb1t1on IS to form a major league all g1rl team Well I guess Ill make a fllght to RUSSIH on my way to the next stop Yes the IPOD curtaln has been l1fted thanks to Wllma M1x who made h1St0Fy when she argued so loud and long w1th Joe Stalln that he had no other cholce From RUSS18 Ill fl1t r1ght across to Alaska There s Dlck Downlngs Rabblt Fam r1ght below I guess Ill skxrt over 1t Sa It looks as lf he ra1ses nothlng but p1nk ch1n ch1llas He mut supply the fu1 for Pats p1nk ch1nch1lla coats What Just whlzzed by' Ill clrcle back and see Its that speeo demon Joyce Goodenow pxlotlng a plane , , , . . , . . . . . . , . y . , . . , , . , . . , . . , . . , . . . . . - , , . . ' 3 . . ' A ' ' ' af- V Y ' Y . . - - . I . , . i . , ' ' 1 ' l , I , . . 1 4 ' V - . . . .v Y U y first stop is Paris, I'd better be on my way. , ' - - I 1 . Y , I A u - . . . - , . . . Q I v Y . ' n y 1 ' . . . J r ' LA , 4 1 1 . Y . ,,. , . I ' . . v . - U ' . ' ' ' , ' Y ' ' ' Y 1 - u ' - Y Y F ' , - v I ' Y . u I f A , ' I . ' ' ' r 1: - - v ' as - , , , ' Y I 1 - . - - ' . y, . ,K I ,, . . . . . . . . , - ' ' - , Y ' 7 v D - - 7 . . . 1 . . - . . . , , . , , 1. ., . . .

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I'lRS'l ROVK left to llgllt Chuck Icnnxmxn -Xmo Bltlxt lee Dull Humtluntn D1clx Hogle Dlck Blood LOILD Rlllg' Chuzk Hula Hound Nelson lx ROV NI s htchtn spon or Sxllx C eder tufl ook Nano lung. Ro 1111311 lung, Jouc boodtnow -Xnnle Chlrtlon SENIOR PLAY lf Mothe1 Only Knew a three act co new was the select1on fox the semor play of 1912 The play capably dnected by Mrs Ruta Kxtchen was presented Aprrl 23 and 24 to c'1pac1ty crowds Phe play deals wlth the problems of th Maxwell famlly when Ffxtnel fo1gets then tNVOfltlCtll weddmg BDIIIVCISHIS In an effolt to console Mother Aunt Ma1v Connxe Bettv Lou and W1lbur order flowers IH Fathers name When Fathe1 lea1ns the date he too o1ders flowers Wlth one floral offermg that Mothel ICCQIVCS 1S enclosed a card s1gned D1 Gooch Who IS Dr Gooch The famlly IS able to glean the 1l1fOI'lTl8t1Oll that Dr Gooch was one of Mothers old college fr1ends Resentful and fllI'1OllS because of the t1me Dr Gooch spends Wllh Mothel the famlly sets out to dls ourage tne docto1 from comxng near the Max well home agam On the mght D1 Gooch HIIIVCS to talk w1th Fathe1 the ch1ld1en go 1nto th lr act They lead D1 Gooch to belleve that Fathe1 be xts them that Mother IS HCVCI home that thcx are SUSIVIIIH and that W1llJUI 1 duni H9lCL1lQS dressed as a gnl nakes a plav f0l D1 Gooch who bCllCNGS that the whole fwm1ly IS 1ns1ne Fathex comes Ill and throws Dr Gooch out of the house G1v1ng them the benef1t of the doubt the docto1 1eturns Fmally Mother and Gladys Gooch come back The m1 UIlClC1SIdlld lg IS settled The Dr Gooch who had been seemg Mothe1 was Dr Gladys Gooch Mothc1s college fr1end who had a doctors degree lll Llbfaly Sclence Hel husband Dr Jeffrq Gooch 1nt nded to olf Father a posltlon on the bO31d of o11eetors of the local un1xe1s1t When the explanauons axe glVCl1 and apologles made all become f11ends However Mothe1 feels that somethmg has been go mg on whlch she knows nothmg about If Mother only knew The cast eonslsted of Mrs Janet Maxwell Ros man Kmg Aunt Man Nancy Kmg Conme Maxwell Calol Cook Betty Louls Maxwell Sally Ceeder Bernadme Joyce Goode now W1lbu1 Maxwell Amos Blakeslee Hercules Nel on R1cha1d Hogle Mr John Maxwell hlchard Humalalnen Gladys Gooch Ann Chartron Chaxles Brams Burke Rlchard Blood Dr Jeffrey Gooch Loren R1ng Badge Bu1ns Charles Harke and Pol1cemen Charles Pennlman and Howard Nelson ' ' Y -'r -A -- 11 all S Z'.S.' E2 1. - r Y '-' V ,, V Y .- 2 ,.,, va. A ,S . BAC -1 rs. 1 1 , s ', 1 1' .e , 2 if l '. 1 f, S3 f, .1 1 l' 1 ' V v ' , ' . 1 - ,- - .W , . . . .... 1 . 1 . . 1 . ' ' - ' ' 1 1 ' 1 2 11 ' L ' , . .s,- 1 , Q C .NV ' K ' ' 7 . 1 - 1 v ' ' . . ' V ' ' V H - . . . . 1 , . . . . 1 . . A 1 , Q , . , - ' ff . . ' . 7 . , ' , 1 1 F, 1 5 . 5 bv L- .. U i .Y I in . '. ' . ' ' ' c .Z . ' ' . . S ' ' ll . . ' . 1 xx. M . , . , Y , ' . ' , . J ' C Sl' . . . h ,. i A .' Q . V- V . v . . W. V W W , - ' , ' . ' , . 1 ' .V 3 . . ' . 1 , V ' . 'g ' 1 S 1 . s -- ' Z . 1 1' ' . , , 1 -- ' ' ' v