Rowe High School - Viking Saga Yearbook (Lakeville, OH)

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SENIOR CLASS WILL school w1th th1s warmng If you can better my record you Wlll be the f1rst to have de veloped perpetual motlon I Howard Nelson w1ll to B1ll Gee my Job at Johnny s Market The pay may not be too hlgh but you can make up for that by eatlng all of those fresh vegetables Boy are they good To Barbara Arnett I Judy Hammond be queath my affectlon for sa11ors Take my advlce dont become too se11ous keep a man here at home too I Nancy Gaus leave to Anna Yusko my luck 1n f1nd1ng a boy who w1ll put bus1ness and homework before pleasure W1th th1s arrangement we both make good grades I Joyce Dodge wmll to Phyll1s Hale my record for bemg the f1rst student 1n the homeroom every morn1ng You can get your homework done then and bes1des you wont the halls Mr Davenport has never had to shoo me toward Room 307 To Judy Ilvonen I Pat O Connor Wlll my qu1et and pleasant VOICE It seems as though some of those days last year you were w1th out my vo1ce at all espec1ally on the day after a basketball game I Nancy Klng w1ll to Donna Rhoads my ab1l1ty to see that MISS Welr has a DICE peaceful and enjoyable t1me 1n the Busmess Enghsh class I Rlchard Huma1a1nen w1ll to Gary Webb some of my long lanky frame I have found that my helght IS valuable on the basketball court and also lt has been very useful espe clally 1f the glrl s1tt1ng ID front of you IS rather tall too I Charlotte Cole w1ll to R1chard Spauld 1ng my qulet pleaslng personallty I am sure that you w1ll w1n the approval of both class mates and teachers by remamlng unobtru slve and at the same t1me ready Wllllflg and able to be helpful I Carol Cook bequeath to Nancy Nlckels my graceful walk It should be a great ad vantage to you IH your future appearances on the stage As I have more than I really need I Allce Sm1th leave to Grace Braden a few of my numerous boy frlends Wlth th1s cautxon Pro Vlde yourself Wlth an appo1ntment book to make sure that there 1S not more than one date for any one n1ght I Joyce Goodenow wlll to Jacquel1ne 1-Iayes my ab1l1ty to secure a boy fr1end Through experlence I have found that those who drlve red Fords most deslrable though there are more luxurlous cars It IS the escort that really makes the even1ng me morable I Wllma M1x bequeath to Gladys Beck my ab1l1ty to talk fast on any subject pro duclng many facts and proofs Much prac t1ce IS requxred to make th1S sklll pay off 1n class after a fasc1nat1ng even1ng away from dull text books To Joan Hazeltme I Donna Benton e luctantly leave my cher1shed past at the gxapevlne provxded that you promlse to pass on an 1mag1nat1ve account of 1tems of local 1nterest conf1d1ng such t1d blts wxth an a1r of mystery and secrecy I Loren Rlng do bequeath to any feeble mlnded Junlor who IS not sufflclently fore Slghted to talk h1s way out of th1s task the questionable pleasure of wr1t1ng the w1ll of the class of 1934 If you accept the task you w1ll need countless sheets of paper a ready Wlt and a fast stout pa1r of legs to enable you to outrun the anger of the v1ct1ms of your slander Slgned Seals WILDCSS ' 1 V . ' . 7 v - . uv ' Y . . ' . V -' - v . . . . ' ' V ' ' . Al- , , r . I v l I 1 3 Y , , . I I 7 y be adding to the last minute congestion in .t ' A , 1 Y I' 1 - I y , ' Y I Y - , , , - . ' v , , . . . ' ' I , , v - ' ! v - v - ' , .

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SENIOR CLASS WILL We the Rowe Hlgh Semors Class of 1953 belng of sound mxnd and body more or less do hereby present our Last W1ll and Testa ment As a class we the senlors of 53 leave you lucky Junlors our home room teachel along wlth room 307 the goal of all under elassmen If all of you manage to squeeze 1n there lt w1ll be beyond me to compxc hend how you d1d lt As a class we also leave to you our normally unchallenged r1ght to be first IH the lunch l1ne that IS untll thc teachers come and take ove1 I AllCe Emerson leave to Arlene Cole my unchallenged rlght to be the last one through the home room door as the tardy bell rmgs If you can get a seat farthel towald the back of the room It glV6S you a bettel opportunlty for a dramat1c entrance Also you mlght practxce developlng the slowly rxslng blush that so embarrasses me To A1ch1e Ward I Dick Downlng leave my 1nv1s1ble t1re pump It comes IU handy when you want to lnflate your muscles and chest to attract the weaker mmded of the weaker sex To Merle Cole I Richard CCasanovaJ Hogle bequeath my ab1l1ty to aVO1d gettxng plnned down by one Sally Theres safety 1n numbers IS st1ll good 3dV1Ce I Ann1e Chartron will to Pat Dunham my qulet and efflclent manner 1n gettlng thmgs done You should reap the reward of ratlng the honor roll I Charles fDon Juanl Harke leave to Paul Specht my way wlth the women m not sure what lt 1S but dont let that worry you They dont e1the1 I Rosemary Kmg w1ll to Mary DAu1to my ab1l1ty to look lnnocent after an amuslng mcldent has dlsturbed a class If you use th1s talent you w1ll always manage to pro long the glggles annoy the teacher and stall the asslgnment I Ruth Robertson bequeath to Dorls Blood the 1mp1sh sparkle 1n my eyes Thxs IS a valuable asset on moonllght nlghts and also when you want to convey mterestlng messages safely and sllently 1n class To Donna Askew I LOIS Mook wlll my favollte Job As off1c1al scorekeeper you get to rlde wlth all of the basketball players At least one IS usually w1ll1ng to share '1 seat w1th you We Dlck Blood Amos Blakeslee and Loren Rlng leave to any three 1un1or boys who make the varslty basketball team next yeax our repertolre of songs to slng 111 the shower room Remember boys when vour effolts are greeted wlth groans threats and flvlng m1ss1les the others 1ust dont apple CIHLC good ITILISIC I Sally Ceeder bequeath to Carol Grlffey my copy of How to W1n Frlends and lnflu ence People I have found lt profltable and Rlch ly rewardmg I Charles Penmman w1ll to Joe Grlffev now but 1n t1me we may look like Man MOUHLHIH hlmself To Daud Lawrence I John Myers leave th1s blt of advlce When you reach for that dlploma w1th one hand have the other hand ready to catch that M 1 summons Uncle Sam w1ll gladly be throwmg to you I Delmas Bennett Wlll to Tom CSpeedJ Bagnall my ab1l1ty to appear al1ve and w1de awake on the basketball court at all tlmes If you and your date wouldnt try to catch up on your math by countlng the panes of glass 1n the wmdows at school you mlght be able to keep awake I Jerry Curtls bequeath to that Jumor hot rod Dolores Ceeder my handy k1t of tools You wlll have much use for them s1nce you love the game of Wr1nk1e fender I Ruby Gee w1ll to Pat Flala my ab1l1ty to argue IH P O D class These gems of mformatlon entertaln the class and I have a wonderful t1me I Clara Woodworth w1ll to Evelyn Wll hams my ab1l1ty to out talk anyone ln the 1 v V . . , . ' Y Y 1 V' . A, ,. . . 7 - . - Y . - 1 I v 1 1 . C . . 1' 1 ' H Y U 1 l v I 1 Y v t v . Q' ' - - I - ' ., . ' . ' ' an ' ' - , . ' ' . sv - ' , . V . Y l - -1 ' , , ' . my enormous appetite, It isn't hurting us Y v' 7 7 . U . y Y . . . . v - . U , . . . ,, . . . , . , . ' v , , Y , ' . I' ' ' 1 - - - l Y Y , - , . I ' - Y Y . . , . ' 1 v ' ' , . ' ' 3 7 , , - . . . - , , . . . . , . y -

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SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY November 25 1973 IS a very dlscouraglng tlme for all Amerlcans for the value of the dollar has sunk to exactly two cents The only brlght aspect IU the sltuatlon lS that LOIS Mook the newly elected presldent fthe f1rst woman presldent by the wayl has promlsed a reform 1n our federal economlc organlzatlon Because of th1s platform LOIS polled 98 per cent of the popular vote Smce the Electoral College has been abollshed Lo1s stand1ng 1n the glare of the T V and movle cameras was sworn 1n nnmedlately by the Chlef Just1ce As her personal envoy and Secretary of State here I Nancy Gaus s1t ln my super atom1c helxcopter the Vallant V1k1ng bound on a good w1ll m1ss1on around the world I bought the Vallant Vlklng from Allce Smlth who IS now manufacturlng faster than llght hel1copters Because we were old frlends Al1ce charged me only S775 000 a sum WhlCh of course I added to my expense account fo1 th1S tr1p As I cllmbed aboard my secretary hand ed me a 11st of names and places Why they are all members of the class of 53' As my Gee Im already soarmg over the Atlant1c' I guess Ill turn on my telev1s1on What d1d the newscaster say? Ann1e Chartron has just been appomted poet laureate of Punkln Hook Annle IS a novellst as well as a poet her latest book entltled Charlotte Cole s Coy KldS 1S based on Charlotte s success 1n teachlng Latlll to her klndergarten pup1ls There IS Parls r1ght below' As Im sup posed to flnd several former classmates here Ill descend Lets see the address IS the Fabulous Fashlon Salon Boulevard Voltalre Yes here lt IS and there 1S Sally Ceeder model1ng one of Pat OConnors latest cre atlons an orlon gadabout wlth a bu1lt ln parachute You know Pat last year ga1ned world wlde fame by 1ntr0duc1ng spun glass knee length bathlng su1ts Sally lnformed me that a member of the class of 53 IS now Professor of Enghsh at the Sorbonne the Unlverslty of PBTIS After many long years of untlrlng labor he has revolutlonlzed the Engllsh language Youll never guess the name of th1s celebrlty Why none other than John Myers Id better be dashxng on for I have many stops to make before returnlng to Amerlca Here I am ln Egypt already That flgure over there looks fam1l1ar I guess Ill drlft down and see who he 1S Well what do you know' Amos Blakeslee always d1d l1ke geo metry but who would have dreamed that he would become a gulde at the pyram1ds Amos told me that he spends h1s spart t1me trylng to flnd out 1f the pyram1ds were bu1lt curately Ill have to say good bye to Egypt and 1ourney down to South Afr1ca where the grapevme has lt Chuck Harke dlscovered gold He has become a conflrmed bachelor Yes there he IS on the veranda passlng the lonely hours by countlng h1s money From th1s altltude I can see m1les lnto the dlstance There IS the famous Taj Mahal of Indla My heavens IS that a race track behlnd lt' Now I remembel Last yea1 the world s champlon demon dr1ver Clara Wood worth made world w1de headlmes by lntro duclng stock car raclng to Ind1a By the way I also read 1n the pape1 that Carol Cook IS the f1rst woman ever to play baseball for the New York Yankees In her statement to the press Carol Sald that her amb1t1on IS to form a major league all g1rl team Well I guess Ill make a fllght to RUSSIH on my way to the next stop Yes the IPOD curtaln has been l1fted thanks to Wllma M1x who made h1St0Fy when she argued so loud and long w1th Joe Stalln that he had no other cholce From RUSS18 Ill fl1t r1ght across to Alaska There s Dlck Downlngs Rabblt Fam r1ght below I guess Ill skxrt over 1t Sa It looks as lf he ra1ses nothlng but p1nk ch1n ch1llas He mut supply the fu1 for Pats p1nk ch1nch1lla coats What Just whlzzed by' Ill clrcle back and see Its that speeo demon Joyce Goodenow pxlotlng a plane , , , . . , . . . . . . , . y . , . . , , . , . . , . . , . . , . . . . . - , , . . ' 3 . . ' A ' ' ' af- V Y ' Y . . - - . I . , . i . , ' ' 1 ' l , I , . . 1 4 ' V - . . . .v Y U y first stop is Paris, I'd better be on my way. , ' - - I 1 . Y , I A u - . . . - , . . . Q I v Y . ' n y 1 ' . . . J r ' LA , 4 1 1 . Y . ,,. , . I ' . . v . - U ' . ' ' ' , ' Y ' ' ' Y 1 - u ' - Y Y F ' , - v I ' Y . u I f A , ' I . ' ' ' r 1: - - v ' as - , , , ' Y I 1 - . - - ' . y, . ,K I ,, . . . . . . . . , - ' ' - , Y ' 7 v D - - 7 . . . 1 . . - . . . , , . , , 1. ., . . .