Roundup High School - Rodeo Yearbook (Roundup, MT)

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The Atom Machine switched us next to the hub cf movie-land, Hollywood. As we traveled down Sunset Boulevard, an unusual si-n caught cur eve. It read, We Fix You Up No Matter Hew Bad You Look. ' Upon investigation we found it was Darlene dclph's drear; ctrre urue--her ov n beauty shop. And who is that across the street’ Why it's Bubbles Bublich. the tcast of Broadway, and she's en- tering the famous Nesheim Studio, under the management of Jean Nesheim. Insido we could see Mr. and Mr3. Mihalovich (Joan Steen) with a whole bunch of children gathered around about to have their pictures taken. Gloria explained that the Mihalovich's were movie celebrities now that they (and their twenty-feur children) had filmed Cheaper By Two Dozen. Just then the world's largest hotel flashed on the screen, millionaire Darlene Keznarich's own Mark Hopkins 1 John said that Martha Ashcraft is a very popular singer on the floor show of this magnificent hostelry. ”exin:- Watkins, F. E. I. ament, is also in San -ranciscc trying to discover hew Darlene came b'r her millions. Next the Atom Machine focused the Stork Club, still the most famous night club in New York City despite the years. The melo- dious voice of Letitia Evans, torch singer, reached our ears. While we were locking at the orchestra, we noticed Homer Van Lae th- em beating cut his famous moan beat cn the drums. A wild burst of laughter and several arguing voices were heard next. We saw a crowd gathered around a table with Jim McLaughlin, president of the U. M. W. A., still defending the unions. Don Kcnczka and a luscious blonde were listenin'- intently. it seems Don has over- come his bashful ness toward women, and consequently .changed his

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PROPHECY- When the invention of the Atom Machine by the world-renowned team of scientists, John Pslagyi and Gloria Wooten (It tool: both of them to replace Einstein'.) was announced, we decided to go see our old classmates, and catch upon the activities of the class of 1951. We caught the Universal Jet Lines, run by that dare-devil Bil Pitchford, and soon reached the thriving metropolis of Roundup, Montana. On arriving at the Palagyi-Wootcn Laboratory, Inc., we were met by Pauline Steffans, their able secretary. As she was shewing us around, she told us that Helen Barghultz still held half the jobs in town--just like in the good 'cle days. She also told us of the opening of Madame Skagen's beauty sho for dccs--specifi- cally French poodles, Pfter Pauline had opened the door to the testing lab, she rushed off savin'- she must hurry to the pells to vote for Bob Gray, who was running for Governor on the Republican ticket. As we entered the laboratory which housed the world-shaking Palagyi-Wooten invention, a huge herd cf sheep flashed across the screen cf the machine. There mu3t have been two million head—and guess whe was herding them? Bob Riley in his helicopter 1 On the adjoining ranch we saw Terry Crowley and Rclla Lowery,now happily married, inspecting their herd of pure-bred Herefords. Tootsie Steen was there toe, galloping around the race track on her horse sensation, Flytation. John told us Toots plans to ride Flytation at the Santa Anita Handicap.

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profession from a wild-life specialist to a night-life specialist. Suddenly the Atom Machine began recking with paroxysms of laughter. It had just discovered Robert Hougardy's ga ? magazine, entitled Lau h cr I'll Kill You. And speaking of magazines, the Cosmopolitan's main monthly feature is the article, A Married Life Can Be A Kapny Life by the noted author, George Brvchta. After the machine quieted down, it carried iis across the At- lantic to London, England. Ir ne D wscn, wcrld-acclaimod clarinet- ist, was entertaining the royal family at the palace. Lenoro Klos is a tutor for the King and Queen's ten lovely children. Next we were swished away to Norway, where Inez Sconerscn is teaching the children the truemoaning cf democracy as well as read- ing, writing, and arithmetic» Shirley Williams is also carrying on the cause of democracy in her own way. She is in Russia trying to poison Stalin. The smilin faces cf David Stefanik and Bill Scritchf ield were next seen on the screenv They are in Paris having a hilarious time. Bill Is a war correspondent fer the FEW YORK TI’TS, and David is just along for the fun of it. The Machine next focused the war-torn battle field cf Korea, where Bob Steffans, Marine, lay dreaming cf Journalism class--glad ho was in Korea'. It scorns we have another satisfied cla3s-mate-- Don Hamilton. He is now a rich Sultan in Arabia with sixty beauti- ful wives. The last scene that came on the screen was that of Eyvonne Sandvig, e missionary in Africa. She has boon there two years, but the natives arc still doubtful of civilization.