Rossford High School - R Pride Yearbook (Rossford, OH)

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CLASS PROPHECY continued A rinky dink Circus was organized so Esther decided to take us over to visit the rest of our class mates. As we entered the gates I heard a familiar voice calling, Come and see the one and only Oriental dancer from the foreign town of Rossford. Her grace and ease admired by all the world. The true Mary Kohanskaf' The man in the high silk hat and evening suit was the Master of Ceremonies and husband of the dancing lady and guess who he was? Dear Old Benny Adams Schultz. When he saw us, tears came to his eyes and he hurried to tell M. K. we were here. I saw Anna Platek and Julius Kovarik coming with their Dog Flea Show and when they saw us their fleas even laughed. Mary K. came out and kissed me and told me how much she had missed me. She had grown more beautiful and lovely. Our attention was attracted to Joe Knurek, Lewis Appt, Nick Bobak and Benny Piotrowski, who were trying to make the elephant sit down. Joe was manicuring its nails and Lewis was making funny faces at it. Nick Bobak was a clown and had taken an ice cream cone away from a little kid, and Benny P. had scared a kid into fits by just looking natural. Hedwig Tutak was trying to creep under the Circus tent, but when she saw us she fainted-embarrassing moments. We brought her to and soon we were again one happy couple. Thelma Tomas and Paul Kaczor had been married 22 years and even Paul's Floyd Gibbons talk could not get the last word. Lewis Frautschi was the water boy, and you've probably heard that he married the fattest women of the world, Barbara Radocy. Clarence Fredrick turned out to be the walking skeleton and every time he moved it sounded like two skeletons dancing on a tin roof. Emil Pavlica and Laura Tarkievvicz had been married and Laura was telling us she dir'n't realize how in love she was with Emil, until one night she saw his Herculean figure in the moonlight-serenading her. Emil had been studying music in Slime City and his teacher, Mr. Doebler, said he was a very rare specimen. CNo, he wasn't half baked, but there wercn't many like him.J We heard the strains of Charlotte Mierjewski's violin playing Ah, Sweet Misery of Life for the monkey audience to dance to. Jerome Brooks, we learned, had turned out to be the Tarzan of the Circus and his wife, Margaret Golbfnec, was also a lady of the trapeze Mrs. Chester McCready fthe former Dorothy Sarverl was operating a beauty shop called The New Wrinkle. Earl Fitzgerald and Joe Durco had an Insurance Company called the '5Shuredeath. You know Earl married Anna Baker and Joe had married that dazzling blonde, Helen Cieply. Helen Radocy ran an Old People's Home on Spinach Avenue for all above 111 years old. Eat plenty of Vegetables and you live long, was their motto, but at present they had only two occupants, Irene Stvartak, 130 years old, and Bea McCaslin, who was 134 years old. Did you know that as soon as Bea left school she married Red Emmick, and Ehait Vero1i3ica?Romp and Catherine Gampher had committed suicide over the fact? Too a ,wasn' it. ' Mary Dancik, we were informed, was a surgeon in the We-slic-em Hospital. Mary claimed she didn't know what depression was. Her business sure was expanding. Clement Cervenec was operating a Pullyourgum Dentistry. Esther finished and said, I'm so glad they are all living so happily. Just then I heard a crash and Woke up to find myself lying on the davenport and dreaming about the future. OURSYA ULYTRA HELLENHA ECKERAA. Page nineteen

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CLASS PROP!-IECY .The other day as I went to shop in an exclusive place on Bacon Street, whom should I run into but Hope Cashman? Why, Hope dear, where have you been for the last 25 years? asked I. V Ah, me! It has been nigh unto 24 years since I have seen you, she answered. How about going to a show with me? Then, we can go and get something to eat, I said again. Q As you know, Hope was very fond of eating and readily agreed. We decided to go to the Pire Em Show, and you'd never guess who the proprietor was. Nick Johnson. He told us that he had quite a few people there on 5c nights, and that he had a janitor who was kind enough to stay until the finish of the play. Guess who the janitor was? No, you're wrong. It was Victor Reed. Anna Kalman was the usher and there were rumors of her marrying Victor. We wonder. That week the Pire Em Show had featured the well-known Singtooflat Brothers, and to our surprise it was composed of Walter Gacik, Charles Badik, land goe Machala. As their whispering tenor they had Robert Corbin, who was never ear . Next we decided to go and get something to eat. I said, I'm starved, let's get a hot dog .and then go to the Pommodore Curry Hotel. We stopped at a hot dog stand and the waiter, Victor Heineman, told us they were no longer called Hotdogs but Bulldogs So I said, Well, give me a Bulldog. And was it only delicious? Vic found out a lot of information about the class of '34 and here is what he told us: Andrew Tadsen was working for the U Got Me First Insect Powder Company. The Fly No More Flea Company had Dorothy Ferguson teaching the fleas to do burlesque shows for the Mosquitos. The Waterproof Hose Company had Mary Badik as a model, advertising Run-around-a-lot stockings. Did you hear that Mary Hegedus was still scaling fish in order to lose weight? She was working for the I. M. Hooked Fish Company. Helen Brown was their chemist and she. made a startling discovery that Jelly Fish could be used to spread bread, and Alene Strlcker was found taking baths with Sponge Fish. Margaret Saunders had been seen spooning fish 'cause she couldn't find Johnny to spoon with. Rose Gezo and Helen Koseski xlgvere experimenting-trying to find out how closely Bullheads were related to Human eings. Hope and I couldn't believe all that was told to us, and when Victor was finished, he had tears in his eyes. Next, we thought we would leave the Fish alone and go over to the Pommodore and eat. Who should be the Footmfn? Nobody but Mike Andryc. I had always said Mike had good under-standing, and that his feet would get him somewhere in life. We took the elevator up and you can imagine our surprise when we saw Jack Kelly operating the elevator. Hope told me she thought some day Jack would get up in the world and now he was. fUp in the fifth story.J The sweet little waitress, Esther Sabo, had found out some information about the rest of the class. Here it is: Page eighteen Ex

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JUNIORS Page twenty Albert Almestir William Anderson Andy Badik Anna Beloff Mary Bilski Anthony Bobak George Bobash Robert Brennan Richard Cashman Walter Coffman Virginia Crossett Susie Csir Margaret Curry Ellsworth Eckman Velma Edwards Edward Fix Arnold Frautschi Chester Fry Casimer Galernik Lloyd Hahn William Halada Marguerite Heinemann Marcella Hirsch Mark Hreben Elizabeth Jarosi Harry Johnson Theodore J uhos llorothy Kelly Joseph Lasonsky Homer Lynott Joseph Nlazur Irvin Mays Louise McMullen Agnes Minarcin Margaret Mokri Frances Myers Jenny Nycz John Pavuk Helen Pringle Lillian Pringle Beatrice Prono Frank Radocy Ovie Ramsey Mike Rebris John Rich Tom Rinker James Savage Mary Schrier Catherine Schwenning Hazel Schwerkoske Eugene Shinks Edward Sekac Joseph Smietana William Smith Micheal Strachocky Bob Sweed Wilda Tinney Helen Uifman Chester Waclawski Laura Yoo Joseph Zdybeck