Roseville High School - Rosette Yearbook (Roseville, OH)

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Bullies are playing that powerful team from Del Carbo Tech which stars such brilliant players as Eleanor Spitball Renick and Dorothy Home Run Cumberlidge. I arrived at the stadium just in time to see that outstanding pitcher Tudy Young, warm up. I hear she learned the fine art of pitching from her husband. After the third inning, the score being 42 to 0, I decided to rent a car and go for a ride in the country. The ride would have been peaceful except for the fact that I was arrested by that notorious motorcycle policeman, Tames Barbour, for the ridiculous charge of driving 21 m.p.h. in a 20 m.p.h. zone . I was brought before the terror of the bench, Tustice Linda Pennington, who is reported to have sentenced Larry Bell, for flying his car without a pilot's license. I was afraid that I was going to be fined a fortune, but through the assistance of that famous criminal lawyer, Gerald Hina. I got off by only paying a $500 fine. Weary of the long night's work, I decided to return to my peaceful home near the sub- way. But I discovered that I was nearly out of gas, so I stopped at a neighborhood gas station operated by Sherry Unqemach. It seems that she became interested in this type of work during her high school days. Leaving the station, I decided to listen to the radio I tuned in the radio to station WRHS, where the famous women's hair stylist, Jim Tignor, was giving expert adviceon how to powder your wig. After that welcome advice, two commentators. Earl Bowen and Jim Strickler. discussed the merits of the local sewage system. Hey, Klemm, we're mentioned in the article! We are! Yes, it says: Finally I reached home on 42nd street, weary but happy in the sense that I had successfully completed my first column. I was greeted by the milkman. Klemm Ungemach, who has faithfully served on the milk force for the last 42 years. Just as I reached the door a paper dropped at my feet. Looking back I saw the paperboy, Mike Skinner, going down the street. He is just another faithful servant of the public. Pretty good column, huh, Mike? Yep, pretty good column. Klemm Ungemach and Mike Skinner 28

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(J . fu n tori CLASS OFFICERS Secretary................Jackie Noce Treasurer.............Patty Pletcher President.............Jon Woodward Vice President..................Craig Watt ROW ONE: LEFT TO RIGHT: Velma Henry, Faye Cavlnee, Richard Ditter, Alma Gussler, Joyce Allard, Stella Angles, Karen Hina, Janis Emory, Pam Grigsby, Sue Ford. ROW TWO: Bob Bargar, David Bryan, Larry Jenkins, Carole Davis, Pat Dunlap, Judy Dawson, Judy Blauser, Ike Henry, Linda Barbour, Darlene Fluhart, Mr. Crady. ROW THREE: Mike Hartley, Raymond Davis, Jim Chrisley, Bob Combs, Eugene Harney, Fred Dunn, Gregg Folden, Harold Bash, Paul Harper. CROOKSVILLE-ROSEVILLE MERCERS BEN FRANKLIN STORE KINCAID’S DEPARTMENT STORE MESSENGER 30 Crooksville, Ohio Crooksville, Ohio Crooksville, Ohio