Roseville High School - Rosette Yearbook (Roseville, OH)

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I' E A 'T' ' .Q A' , -. '-sw-mf-gi-an gg,,5-?g'g'f.Rqa51gggr55sqj3 is the personal lawyer of the President, John Mautz, and his secretary, Barbara Ditter. Bringing up the rear is the secretary of the whole cabootle, Eileen Swingle. The guests have about all arrived but we still have a few -stragglers com- ing. There is Ruth Roberts. We hear by means of a grapevine, that she's 'ha pily married to a preacher, Lora Luckett, the renowned circus performer, Bettym Weaver, a nurse in a dentist office, Molly Brumage, a WAC, Barbara Nebinger, -an army nurse in the Air Corps, and squiring them is the cement plant owner, Jack Lambert. The two old show-offs are displaying their trades. The are none other than Earl Bruce, the ele hant hunter, carrying a tusk, and lilanley, the Klondike bear hunter from Aliaska, wearing a bear skin. After them comes the Wyoming ranch owner, Nancy Carrell, Mary Belle Launder, who operates a poultryw farm, and the fabulous New York spittoon cleaner dressed to the hilt, Ronald Murgatroyd. ' With their -arrival the entertainment begins. First on the program comes Martha Luckett, who has taken Carmen Miranda's place. Robert Brumage, the Hollywood Lover Idol, takes the spot light next. Last but least, Pat Patch, the famous orator, delivers ia speech on How To Hold Your Mann. She is in- terrupted every few minutes by a young lady who crawls out from under the curtain yelling, Are there any eligible young men in the joint? We discover she is Myrna Moody who is still hoping -to be married soon. All at once we hear a great disturbance in one of the back rooms of the hotel. Upon investigating we discover a fast poker game is being conducted. Drawing closer we find that they are our old friends, Bob Laughlin, Joe Miller, Roger Sowers, and Larry Neff. Here comes somebody who obviously believes. in Better late than never , Bob Ball. Bob had a very good excuse, it takes quite some time for Dixie and him to get all twelve kids ready at the same time. Finding that all the class of '52 is. present, the owner of the Stork Club, Rebecca Ferguson, invites us to the club. Carroll Moore, the truck driving tycoon offers us his trucks for transportation from the Slippery-Sliden to the Stork Club. Although everyone is a little tired, we are sure that everyone en- joyed the party at the 'LRussell Hotel in 1975. PAULA CANNON NANCY WILLIAMS Paula Cannon, Nancy Williams SEVENTEEN

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Glass prophecy Having just arrived home from our trip to visit the Emperor of China, We decided to have a party for our classmates. We are staying in the Russell Hotel , owned by the big hotel tycoon, Vernon Russell. After renting his ballroom, which is called The Slippery Slide , we sent out invitations to the members of the graduating class of 1952. We employed Glenna Meadows to write the invitations and Bill Wheeler to deliver them. Mr. Russell came to our aid by lending us his orchestra, 4'Gamble,s Scramble , led by Bob Gamble, whose star vocalist is none other than t-hat North American bombshell, Twila 'Scream It Sagle! This was all we had to do for the party because of two old friends, Irene Thompson, the hotells hostess, and Harvey Patterson, the caterer. Finally the big night descends upon us. Going into the ballroom, We dis- cover that several guests have arrived before us and are enjoying themselves. Mr. and Mrs. Chester Cox, she is the former Nellie Rider, are dancing to a slow waltz with their five children trailing along behind them singing 'Top Goes the Weasel . Mrs. Donald Smith, the Naomi Duff, and Mrs. Kenneth Eveland, the former Ruth VV'hetstone, and their husbands are standing in the middle of the floor discussing baby formulas and the latest methods on how to train your kids. Over in the corner we see a small group gathered. They seem very amused. Taking a second look we see they are Mary .lane Shaw, the famous driving instructor, Tom Flemming, tree sawbones, Johanna Heckel, owner of a herd of prize-winning hereford cattle, which she grazes in the -streets of Roseville, David Horn, the school teacher, Marvin Sower, owner of the biggest chain of grocery stores in the country, and the pineapple grove owner, Mary Ann Evans. Going closer we see why they are so amused. Booty Hanning, the Well- known monkey trainer, and her star monkey, Sue Allen, are going through some of their antics. Suddenly the orchestra strikes up a fanfare and in walks some of the most noted athletes in the country. They are: Mightyl' Marvin Atomic Folden, the world's champion heavyweight wrestler, Rich Tiny,' Spring, famous midget wrestler, James Maxwell, heavywreight boxer, James Hammers, highest paid baseball star in the leagues. this team hasn't won a game since Jim was hiredj, David Inman, star football player at Ohio U., and the all- American basketball center, Harold Lantz. All at once the orchestra hits a very sour note announcing the arrival of the President of the U. S,, the Honorable Jerry F. Owens. He is accompanied by a group of White House dignitaries, his personal private secretary, Barbara Skinner-she is wearing a new mink coat, the personal private secretary's sec- retary, Dorthy Dickson. Next comes the red-hot Republican Congresswoman, the lady farmer, Lois Ann Moody, and her secretary, Mary Ann Hansen, try- ing her best to sell some of the produce from Moody's Farm. Following them SIXTEEN

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flllztaas will We, the 1952 Senior Class of Roseville High School, being of sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath the following as our last will and testamenl: To Mr. Regula we leave the class of 53 , hoping they will co-operate with him better than we did. To Mr. Buck we leave all of our phony excuses and unserved detentions. To the Faculty we leave our beat up, engraved books, so that they will not forget us. To the Juniors we leave our ability to get pep talks every day. To the Sophomores we leave the joy of being Miss C'lark's prize class for a year as we were. To the Freshmen we leave the joy of having .three more years of high school. To Nlr. King we leave, hoping the classes following us will be as considerate to him as we were. To Donna, the sec'y, we leave the hope that the next senior class won't pester her as much as we did. Larry Neff, will my ability to skip English and not get caught to Doug Kinnan. James Maxwell, will my excess weight to Marlene Carson, she needs it more than I do. I, James Hammers, will my bookkee ing workbook to anyone fool enough to take it. I, Robert Wheeler, will my physics lllook to anyone crazy enough to take it. I, Tom Fleming, will my ability to talk in study hall to Janet Neff. I, David Horn, will my ability to tease the teachers to Joe Ridenour. I, Hanley Hardin, will to Mr. Wolfe all of Gallia county. I, John Mautz, will my ability to tear up dad's car to Tom Williams. We, Jerry Owens and Vernon Russell, just leave, isn't that enough? I, Barbara Skinner, will my -ability to get a boyish hair cut to Joan Brumage. I think it would be becoming. I, Mary Ann Hansen, will a Speed Queen typewriter to Mrs. Leaders with a guarantee that it will type better than the one I typed on the last two years. I Twila Siagle, will the title of sweater girl to Merlyn Elson in hopes that she will be able to fill it as well as I did. I, Bob Laughlin, will my economics book and the ability to tease .Russell to Gene Shipley. I, Lois Mood , will my love for dancing to Kay Savage. Let's see how many boys you can teach to dfanice. I, Ronnie Murgatroyd, will my Buck Shot to Bruce Blair who is always half shot. I, Paftty Patch, will my big feet to Dean White, that they might be useful to him in the uture. I, Nancy Carrell, will my curly hair to J une. Dickerson. I, Mary Launder, will my interest in boy-s to Phyllis Adams. I, BcibdBrLunage, will my ability to drive to Larry Karns in hopes that he will do better than id. I, Molly Brumage, will my height to Delores Swingle in hopes that she has better luck grow- ing than I had shrinking. I, Paula Cannon, leave my paddle to Bob Russell, in hopes that he can get as many swats with it as I did. I, Myrna Moody, will my majorette uniform to the new majorette. I, Barbara Nebinger, will my trumpet to Karen Aiken in hopes that she can go further than I did. . I, Barbara Ditter, will my solo clarinet to Madonna Wilson, in hopes that she will enjoy it as much as I did. I, Naomi Duff, will my typing book to Marvis Thomson in hopes that she does not make as many mistakes as I did. I, Nancy Williams, leave my little brown dues book and a club for beating kids over the head to make them pay their dues, as I've had to do for three years, to next year's Senior Class Treasurer. I, David Inman, will the car I learned to drive on to Ronald 'Chrisley hoping he doesn't tear off as many fenders as I did. I, Booty Hanning, will my bright orange tights to Camille Staley and Clara Ann Savage. Now, girls, don't fight over them, there's plenty of room for both of you. EIGHTEEN L L 9