Roseville High School - Rambler Yearbook (Roseville, IL)

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Now the scene moves to New York Crty and we see Jrm Johnson s Super Market on the edge of the crty lt rs one of the largest Super markets I have ever seen Rrchard Rrggs appears next rn the crystal ball He rs srttrng wrth a baby a 20 year old baby Now he stands up and moves rnto an arena When he turns rn our drrectron we see a perfect replrca of Gorgeous George curls and all Next rn the glass appears the face of Leroy Hawk There rs great actrvrty Hrs arms are Just flyrng There rs a long drtch behrnd hrm and now he s scooprng corn He rs the champron drtch drgger and corn scooper of Warren County There seems to be a great actrvrty rn Washrngton D C At last the countrydectded to leta woman rule the country Marrlyn Smrth rs makrngs thrngs fly She rs passrng a law that all student councrls must be as actrve as Rosevrlle s was rn 1953 The questron now rs asked Where rs Gene Sparrow? The crystal ball shows me a very successful artrst rn New York He does commercral drawrngs for the large stores there and srgns them Gene Sparrow Now the crystal ball brrngs the campus of the Unrversrty of Illrnors rnto vrew There rs a tall slender frgure strrdrng across the lawn He rs carryrnga huge book let me see rt rs entrtled Man s Herrtage rn This Unrverse by Professor Paul Waller Of course that rs who that rs Now we are movrng across the great plarns over the Rockres and on to the Pacrfrc Ocean We are rn the cen ter of Hollywood s fabulous movre colony Who rs that drrectrng the actron below? Come on crystal ball clear up and let us see who rt rs It rs Mary Stevensl Now the mrsts are clearrng agarn I can see a small frgure workrng over a desk She ts gomg over accounts The ledger rs labeled John Hlll Regrstered Farmacrst and Druggist As she looks up Ibegrn to see a famrlrar face Of course Janet Lang I see a wrde expanse of whrte Where can we be? It must be the North Pole At least Alaska A dog sled comes down the trarl wrth only one drtver It rs lt rs' Kenny Engle But what rs he dorng'7 He s stopprng at that rgloo He s unloadrng a juge object No' It can t bel A deep freeze for that Eskomo lady! Out of the shadows I see a frgure General Nevrus marchrng at the head of a column of men He rs wearrng the umform of a general but he rs not a general He has just been busted to a buck prrvate because he was caught shootrng drce playrng poker and betttng on the basketball games Lots Hopkrns rs worktng very hard as a personal secretary rn New York but rs rn danger of losrng her Job be cause of her srngrng engagements each week at the Metropolrtan Opera House Now Vrrgtma Carlberg s face appears She rs dressed rn the umform of an army nurse She also rs dorng the I have been tryrng to catch Dorothy Davrs strll long enough to see her rn the future Now at last I ve drscov ered what she s dotng She teaches from Monday through Frtday rn the Rosevrlle Hugh School Home Economrcs department On Saturdays she rs secretary for the presrdent of Western lllinors State College In her spare trme she rs nrght nurse at the Monmouth hosprtal Don Frnch s face now clears the mists What rs he dorng Oh I belreve he rs sellrng advertrsrng Yes he rs He s sellrng for the Lrncoln Manufactrrrrng Company He got hrs start sellrng annuals for the Class of 53 Now the scene shrfts to Berwrck Agarn And there appears Tom Grddrngs He rs owner of l 000 acres of land andh500 head ofregrstered Angus cattle and 500 head of registered Hampshrre sheep Oh yes he rs strll an elrgrble bac elorl Now we are rn a commercral college Who rs seated rn the marn offrce? It rs Dorothy Brown who rs reputed to be the best commercral teacher rn the counny Everyone rs arrxrous to be trarned rn the Dorothy Brown Col lege Who rs drrvrng that purple and green plard taxrcab'7 Let s get closer It s Drck Hopsonl And that cab rn hrs own personal one He owns a fleet of purple and whrte cabs The dust of a stock car race rs slowly blowrng away and out of the gloom comes Larry Ischer He rs best known as Lead Foot Larry and rs the owner of the Berwrck Dare Devrl show There rs a beautrful darkharred prrvate secretary named Marrlyn Thornton who rs gettrng a lot of attention rn one of the largest frrms rn Smrthshrre lllrnors Now the glass clouds over but slowly clears to show Jrm Krdder seated rn Mr Hrll s offrce He always drd want to frre and hrre teachers But he s frndrng the frrrng easrer than the hrrrng I see l see Phyllrs Hall It rs srx 0 clock rn the morning She rs very busy preparrng lunches for herself and her tall blonde husband They are leavrng for therr teachrng dutres and wrll need a qurck lunch at noon lust now mama Nancy appears at the door of a shack deep rn the woods She watches three small blonde blue eyed chrldren at therr play It rs yes rt is Nancy Sprrnger Jrm Krrk the multrmrllronarre tramp rs trudgrng along the dusty road He stops to rest and as he settles back on the deep grass at the srde of the road we see his enormous gold watch fob wrth the specral sparklrng dramonds and emeralds Now we are back rn R H S rn the Scrence Room Don Aden rs teachrng the class Because of hrs profound rn terest rn Scrence he was hrghly recommended by Mr Moon for the positron Now the scene shrfts to the desert rn New Mexrco We see a hugh atomrc energy plant As we enter the super rntendent s offrce who greets us but Bob Hretl He ts the rrght hand man to Tom Johnson Tom had developed the energy to be used in cars He rs soon to leave for the moon He wrll make the frrst trrp alone but then wrll take along some of hrs fart frrends Crystal Gazrng Junrors 19 . . , . . . . . , . 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LA T WILL A D TESTAME T We the class of 53 being of sound mmd and average intelligence and having a vague knowledge of what we are dotng hereby publish ordarn and declare this to be our Last Will and Testament To the faculty we leave the following excuses and give our permission to bury them I just d1dn t have time well I didn t hear you make that assignment the study hall teacher wouldn t let me go to my locker and get my book I missed the bus To the Juniors we leave our ability to have a large percentage of our class represented on the honor roll To the sophomores we leave our short red grade list in hopes that they can do as well when they are seniors To the freshmen we leave our ability to know more than the teachers and hope that the teachers will not d1s cover it before you are seniors I Don Aden leave a certain freshman grrl to no one I want her myself' I Don Allen leave my knowledge of English to Scott Ault in hopes he gets by as well as I d1d I Dorothy Brown bequeath my shy ways to Velma Wilson Don t be too shy Velma' I Virginia Carlberg bequeath my interest rn all Home Ec act1v1t1es to Joan McMillan May our sobering in fluence keep the whole class from becoming wildly enthusrastlc I Dorothy Davis bequeath my ab1l1ty to speak up in class to Ronnie Turner I Ken Engle bequeath my ability to play football to Everett Irons Work a little harder Everett and don t tackle the big boys too hard! I Don Finch bequeath my selling ab1l1ty to next year s Rambler Staff I Mary Freeland bequeath my interests at Media to anyone who may care enough to look into them I Tom Grddrngs bequeath my tnterests 1n a certain senior blonde to no one because I intend to carry them out rn the future Phyllis Hall have nothing to bequeath I m going to take everything I have with me I may need it Bob H1et bequeath my good posture rn English class to Wendell Brooks Straighten up Wendell I Leroy Hawk bequeath my dainty walk to Jolece Becraft Don t fall over your own feet Jolece Lois Hopkins bequeath my singing ability to Robert Murrell Keep pitching higher Robert DICR Hopson bequeath my ability to get rn everybody s hair to Johnny Babcock Watch out Johnny you can t always get by Larry Ischer bequeath my grant physique to B111 Jahn I wish I could pick the tall g1rls B111 Jim Johnson bequeath my adolescent ways to Kay Streeter Tom Johnson bequeath my modest ways to Betty Freeland Jim Kidder bequeath my deep bass voice to Elizabeth Gossett Jrm Krrkpatrrck bequeath my ability to find very secluded places to park to Jack Brown Janet Lang bequeath my habit of sticking to the rule When the cat s away the mice will play to Bob Thompson Watch out Bob you re going to get caught some day I Lee Nevrus bequeath the Luck of the lrrsh and my deck of cards to Ruth Ann Lerghty I Richard Riggs bequeath my pep talks to the Pep Club in hopes that they may use them well I B111 Singleton bequeath my long basketball legs to Ronnie Coons Don t give up hopes Ronnie Marilyn smith bequeath my frequent blushing to Mr Tinker We Gene Sparrow and Nancy Springer bequeath our back seat in the study hall to Phil Hill and Carole Kowal ski Don t be so independent Phil I Glenn Taylor bequeath my half days of school to Rena Kay Robeson who IS sailing through school much too easily I Mary Stevens bequeath my dramatic voice to Darlene Combs It may increase your volume Darlene I Marilyn Thornton bequeath my one third interest in a certain short senior boy to my two partners I m plan ning on investing in a new interest I Paul Waller bequeath my ego to Bill Brooks I hope they don t gang up on you too Bill CLASS PROPHECY I am the Swami This 15 the year 1963 I have received thought waves asking about the members of the Class of 53 Where are they'7 What are they doing? The Crystal ball tells all and sees all and now it sees and tells of Ted Kalb He lS getting a divorce from his seventh wife the eighth one is standing by ready to sue htm for a million dollars for separate maintenance The scene changes m the face if forming Oh it rs Don Allen He IS seated in what appears to be a harem At least there are n1ne glamo11r lovlies around him There are slaves fanning him and bringing him food on huge trays Back again rn the v1c1n1ty of Roseville Po1nt Pleasant Township to be exact There 15 a beautiful nine hun dred acre farm appearing 1n the ball A young woman and two small children are on the lovely lawn A nice big car turns 1nto the driveway and the others go to meet it The door opens and Bill Singleton greets Phyllis and the children He 1s returntng from his teaching duties at the University of Illinois Mary Freeland s hosprtal for Beneftt to Mankind rn Youngstown IS a hugh success and Mary is the head nurse She just barely has time for her household duties and often she and her husband must eat out 18 I, . . . , . . . : . . I, . ' . . . . V U I, ' , ' ' ' ' ' : , , I, ' . 1 a Q . - . p , 1 . I, ' , . I, , . I, Ted Kalb, bequeath my stick-to-itiveness with women to Bill Axline. Your missing a lot of fun, Bill. I' , ' - - : n 1 - - n ---u ---. ,y I- --. , . '. . . . . .

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