Roselle Park High School - Parkerscope Yearbook (Roselle Park, NJ)

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WILL OF 39 E, the Class of 39 hereby making a solemn acclamation before witnesses, and declaring ourselves to be mentally unbalanced, wish at this time to publicize our final will and testament. To our former classmates, who, through some misfortune, were unable to graduate with us, we leave our deepest regrets and our best wishes for their success. To our advisers, Mrs. Shaw and Mr. Albert, without whose untiring efforts this yearbook would never have been compiled, we leave our sin- cerest appreciation and all good wishes for the future. To Lillian Robertson we leave the shyness of our own Shirley Noble. Know why???? We leave ten other girls to Malcolm Van De Water, because it seems that Tan-is his favorite number. And howlll To Bob Weber, we leave Bob Hunte's height, so that Weber can be as tall as he is-well,-er, ah-well, so that he can be taller. Weber is what we call an all round athlete. We leave our sincerest apologies to Alice Jack, Ruth Smart, Gloria Black, and Betty Swaysland, for taking away with us, Jimmy, Richard, Murray, and Eddy , But after all, girls, we like them too! We won't leave the sarcastic humor of Justin Lemmons to anyone, because it's wit like his that we can do wit out. Our heartiest congratulations we leave to Dorothy Price for her splen- did work as drum-major. Watch your step, Dot! To any peanut vender that wants her, we leave Dot Wingender. Just another nut! Kirchberger's way of bluffing we leave to underclassmen who find themselves on the spot in class. You'll be able to use it, too! We could leave our pull with Mr. Brown to the incoming Freshmen, but what's the use of starting them off on the wrong foot? Aheml To Mr. Williams we leave several copies of Charles Atlas's book, to be distributed among incoming Freshmen boys, so that he will be able to replace those members of the wrestling team which he has lost, We surrender one of the many bottles of aspirin used by the Editor- in-Chief of this year's Parkerscope, Bill Schirmer, to future Editors-in- Chief. This will help to give them a head start. We leave Allen Kinn's physique l?i to Dick Mercer. Maybe there is something to the Socialist theory. You know- uneven distribution, To our janitors we leave the permission to ask for a raise in salary, because we understand that their work is picking up. Warning to Ferdinand: Beware!! Schaffter's on the loose, and does he throw the Bull !?l ---- lyesl To the remaining students of Roselle Park High School we leave our best wishes for continued success, both in and out of R. P. H. S. Signed: The Two Nut Brothers CHES AND WAL Fifty-one

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THE PROPHECY Speeder Fined Mr. and Mrs. George Schaffter and family were fined 3550.00 by Motor Vehicle Inspector Heipertz for speeding on Highway 10. The Schaffter family were on their way to Cali- fornia where they were going to spend the summer in a trailer camp. . TO.i . New Screen Idol George Conklin, the new idol of the screen is now appearing in the new release of the Sweeney and Klepej Company called Home- Runnerf' It has been reported that Mr. Conklin will need no extra for the baseball shots as he is a very competent player, having played on his high school team at Roselle Park. il-Oil. Kemp's Orchestra Wins Ralph Kemp and his Orchestra won first place in the Popularity Contest. Smashing out the country's leading hits, the band gained first place well in advance of Arty Shoes, Bernard Goodman, and Thomas Dorsin. .i-.L-07.1. Gala Opening of New Night Club The new night club Rochelle Rock had a gala opening last evening. Manager Frederick Chippaga is quoted as saying, UI believe the HRochelle Rock will become the smartest club in this great metropolis. Many members of the younger set were present. Among them were Miss Bette john- son, who arrived in grandeur, escorted by Richard Naffke III, and Justin Lemmons, the most eligible bachelor of the year, William Benner, Esquire of the younger meng and William Schmelz, a big game hunter, with his wife Pearl Cneed we explain furtherlj Winner Again Robert Krinzman again placed first in the Alley Race. Ever since he has competed he had emerged victorious. It was learned from his mechanic, Walt Patrella, that he had great practise in racing in his younger days at school. .-..0.-1 Fashion News Here are the latest Parisian creations as viewed by your fashion editor at the recent fashion show given for the memorial fund for the statue being erected in memory of New York's lost 400. Miss Jane Storms modeled a lovely fur wrap which she purchased for Lord and Tay- lor's on her last trip abroad. Miss Viola De Carlo was seen in a new creation of gold metal cloth. The most stunning dress was worn by Miss Dorothea Wingender during the intermission, when she gave her most recent monologue. This lovely creation by Janice Bothers will probably set the style for next season. .i.l01 - Vessel Sinks Vessel S.S. CSinking Slowj was dis- astrously shipwrecked on an iceberg . . . Cap- tain Kirchberger, owner of the ship, is re- ported safe but, having received a head wound, he may 'never be the same. Cthank goodnessj. Szostak, the radio operator, sent the SOS and is now blissfully recuperating at the Duyckinck Hospital. Among the notables on board who have been reported safe are i'Herbie Farrell, the international wrestling champion, accompanied by his dynamic press agent t'Ed Wooleyg Miss Norma Barnes, the great fashion expert of the century, and Miss Marjorie Zoeller, and Miss jean Tirsbier, the famous jazz pianists. Earnest Stubbs, Michael Tulevech, Leo Valenti and Leslie Copeland were in the res- cue party and will receive rewards for their outstanding work.

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