Roosevelt High School - Ranger Yearbook (Portland, OR)

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The RANGER Miles Hollcraft, the well known successor to Buster Keaton, is now appearing at the Burnside Theatre in Portland. Harriet Hummelgard is still debating on whom she should marry. She is temporarily employed at Kress’s as floor walker. Ingward Tollefsen is unfortunately laid up at the Emanuel Hospital with a broken leg caused by a collision of his bread truck with the street car. Harold Rose is a missionary in Africa, with Mary Louise, his wife as fiis willing helper. Annettie Moe is head of a popular zoo in St. Johns, and she announces that she has just received the genuine missing link from the wilds of South Africa captured by Arthur Glass, while he was touring that country for his wife’s health. She is perhaps better known as Fay Sherwood. Our old friend Edith Georgesen is now the successful head of the W. C. T. U. She is touring the United States, lecturing on behalf of prohibition in the South Sea Islands. Maxine Davis is a lieutenant in the Salvation Army. Her husband Specs” assists her by playing the organ. Novia Kaster and Betty MacKay, after having made an extensive study of law, have been greatly rewarded by being appointed the first women ambassadors to China and Japan. Virginia Trout is at present travelling with the Barnum and Bailey circus as lion trainer. Deloss Cannon is comfortably situated in his Blue Heaven , living on the somewhat scanty wages earned at the Peninsula Saw Mill. Lacona Tanner is touring the country exhibiting her posters, showing the fatal results of night life in Scappoose. Eleanor Zink is now substituting for Miss Heizer at Roosevelt during the latter’s vacation. The girls have shown a sudden improvement in their physical development. Mr. Prior is running against Mr. Walter Harris for the election of dog catcher. The former is certain of all the feminine votes because of his crowning glory . Helga Lind has just received the news of the acceptance of her opera “The Galloping Elfins” in which the famous Gail Greene will undoubtedly star. Madge Pruitt has, with great success, established the Pruitt Chain Stores in Portland. Dick Merritt has just been admitted to the Portland Symphony with his Jew’s Harp. Misses Minna Ketel and Lois Ellis have charge of a kindergarten. They are thriving wonderfully on the apples and candy brought to them by their devoted little students. Eloise Fairchild is now appearing at the Broadway as the Butterfly Dancer,” making a great hit with the public. Mr. and Mrs. Howard Heath are running a delightful cafeteria. They are universally noted for their $3.00 special chicken dinners. Mrs. Holmes has taken Kenneth MacDonald into her science department where he is specializing in bug-ology. Edna McMillan, after a fruitless search for a husband, has just published a book Disappointed in Love. Last but not least, Mamma Holmes , has avoided her long dreaded sojpurn at the poor farm, by her discovery of a new grasshopper, which accidently hopped into her back yard one day. PAGE FOURTEEN

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The RANGER I, Minna Ketel, leave my numerous E’s to those in sore need of them, namely, Mary Allen and Dorothy Rose. I, Specs Van Scoy, do bequeath my knowledge of the presidency to Herbert Hoover. He may feel free to ask my advice at any time. 1, Maxine Davis, do will a few of Spec’s sweaters to the following shivering freshman girls: Kathleen Kass and Thelma Julius. We, Francis Brown and Dick Merritt, bequeath our ability to make love to the senior girls to Virgil Waterman and Barton Learned. 1, Edna McMillan, leave my strong contralto voice to Miss Hollenbeck to give to her weak voiced girls in Glee Club. I, Annettie Moe, will my title of “Auntie” to Don Warnick. 1, Margaret Griffeth, will my bull dog ”A1 Smith” to Mr. York to keep the girls away from his car. We, Esther Nye and Madelyn Grice will our basket ball stars to Miss Van Groos for the next “All Star Team” to save the school' money. We, Fay Sherwood and Arthur Glass, will our unpublished engagement to Louise Sullivan and Jack Harris. I, Ingward Tollefsen, do leave my maidenly blush to Mr. Larsell. I, Walter Harris, will my privilege to wander in the halls with my lady love to Hawly Hawk and Dorothy Hoover. I, Mary Louise Hoffman, will my dates for eight nights in the week to Virginia Garr. We, Irene Bragg and Verna Ball, will our extra science credits to Ray Ralls and Doug Frame in hopes that they won’t have to take science more than three times. We, the undersigned, do hereby witness this in the year of our Lord 1928. Mr. Ink Pen. Miss Reada Lott. CLASS PROPHECY OF 1939 To prove how successful the members of the January 29 class had been in selecting their vocations, Mr. Fry employed Helen Brim-ner to make out a report of each member of the class. The first person she investigated was Mme. Margaret Griffeth, modeste of Paris, France. Among her many winsome models are three members of the Jan. ’29: Verna Ball, Zeta Harrington, and Esther Nye. The next student was the Secretary of State, John Vincent Harris; he enclosed a note from his housekeeper, Irene Bragg. Mrs. W. Moore, better remembered as “Pat Grice” is enjoying a vacation abroad where she recently had her face lifted by Francis Brown, world famous plastic surgeon. Dick Schultze is now attending a convention of the R. A. S. C. which is being held in Chicago. He reports great success of this organization under the competent leadership of Stein Andersen. Elva Nelson is nursing an aged aunt suffering from rheumatism, whom Dr. Vickers has given up as a hopeless case. Ed Kudella, in St. Louis, is America’s “Babe Ruth II.” He has just undergone a severe operation by having his tonsils extracted. PAGE THIRTEEN

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The RANGER YE SENIOR LISTE NAME NICKNAME WEAKNESS Stein Andersen Tine Verna Ball Funny Irene Bragg Inie Helen Brimner Brimner Francis Brown Bus Deloss Cannon Snooky Maxine Davis Max Lois Ellis Ellis Eloise Fairchild Red Edith Georgesen Edit Arthur Glass Art Gail Green Greenie Margaret Griffeth Marg Madelyn Grice Pat Zeta Harrington Tiny Jack Harris John Walter Harris Wally Mary Louise Hoffman Mary Lou Miles Hollcraft Miggs Harriet Hummelgard Jennie Novia Kaster Kaster Minna Ketel Ima Pan Edward Kudella Eddy Helga Lind Lind Betty MacKay Oh! Kay Kenneth MacDonald Mac Edna McMillan Scotty Annettie Moe Aunty Elva Nelson Bub Esther Nye Nye Richard Merritt Dicker Hilton Prior Hilt Madge Pruitt Pruitt Harold Rose Rose Richard Schultze Dickie Leonard Smith Smitty Fay Sherwood Dear Lacona Tanner Conic Ingward Tollefsen Tolly Virginia Trout Fish Robert Van Scoy Specs Elmo Vickers Coony Eleanore Zink Elly Mrs. Holmes Miss Knuths Work Inferiority complex Short skirts Double chocolate malts Pat S. B. room Speckled faces Boys Gum Ready advice Arguing Superiority Poker Black hair and brown eyes Loud talking Louise Fifth termers Scales Rubies in Scandinavian settings Diamonds Tan Fords Grocery stores Collar bones Long hair Excessive studying Sympathy Generosity Nephews Fake rings Gym Women Bashfulness Cafe’s Love making Nessoles Jefferson maids Arthur “E’s” Golden Locks O. S. C. Max Quietness Miss Heizer Seniors PAGE FIFTEEN