Rolla High School - Growler Yearbook (Rolla, MO)

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A Soph's Opinion of What I-Ie Himself Was Last Year. The verdant Fresh- ies are these high-ton- ed, conceited rascals I that run around town 0 l and tell everybody how little they. know. If you wish to locate one, just wait until you meet an overgrown baby who is green around his eyes, and then you have your Freshie. In fact, the eyes of all Fresh- men are of a greenish hue, but all the same I they still persist in say- ing that they are grey. Gentle reader, let me give you a little ad- el e 1' A f - --vice: 'When you meet one of these impudent rogues, be sure that you take care not to let him bite you, as their mouths are always agap. These little rogues all believe in tormenting dumb animals. This I will explain better by giving an illustration. One day, a few weeks ago, as I was walking down Eighth Street, my attention was drawn to the proceed- ings of one of these indolent Freshies. He was trying to make a cat fighta dog, but it was impossible. I Seeing that allwas of no avail, he picked up the poor innocent cat and deliberately threw it at the dog. The cat now being half scared to death, looked for a place of safety.. Evidently there was hardly any place to go, for thecat made a quick jump and landed on the head of the Freshman. It was now the Freshman's4time to get scared, and he surely must have been scared, -for he gave-one unearthly yell for his Ma, and then went at top speed down the street. I don't believe that he has tried any cat and dog stunts since.. The Freshman girls are not so bad, but as a rule they are very much inclined to be stuck up. They parade up and down. the corridors of the building in order to show- us the latest styles. But one thing .we must ac- knowledge is, that they are pretty good-looking. . This may be a slam for the upper classmen, but -we all believe in the-saying, Beauty and brains don't go together, and we are also quite aware of the fact that beauty is only skin deep. We upper classmen realize that the Freshies' are only be- ginners, and therefore .weoverlook the fact that they are so- green. But they are learning reasonably fast, and their curls are fast disappearing. We also realize the fact that they have just passed out of the ordeals of childhood. Now all that the Freshmen wi-ll have to do is to learn a few reifmre things, and then they may be promoted ,to the honorable Sophcimore ass. --- --, '1 ,,i f ll xi ' f i FQ. fb, It at i if X

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