Roger Ludlowe High School - Fairfieldiana Yearbook (Fairfield, CT)

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THEBEE 29 ment, enrollment in that grade has been tripled. MR. WILLIAM DOMONKOS, Hy- weight champion of Fairfield, fought last night at Madison Square, win- ning the decision on a knockout from Bunky Hill, former champion. The DUTKO farm in the Connec- ticut Hills has recently been leased to PAULINE GALLA, who expects to raise Pekingese puppies there. As the climate is rather changeable these animals will be dressed in red fian- nels manufactured by the A. PEDER- SON DOG CO. of Chicago. JOHN KOPSCO achieved nation- wide honors in the 1936-40-41 Olym- pics. He excelled in the running broad jump, beating England, which has for previous years won this honor. Also scoring heavily were- GHOST FEHER and CLAYTON STEELE. former won the pole vault by ing the height of 16 feet, 1 inch. TON STEELE came in second e 60 metre dash. We wish these good luck! MISS PDA MATZ, distinguished artist, has given her best known art work to the Fairfield Memorial Li- brary. This portrait is of Bim Gump and is so extraordinary becaus'e after years of exploring and excavating, MISS MATZ discovered Bim Gump's chin and put it on canvas. One of the largest apple orchards in the world is owned by ANNA ADAMS. These are first in the hearts of our countrymen so when buying fruit remember the symbol of youth and health is represented by a red Adams' Apple. A series of low priced apartments for the working class has been built bv architect ELEANOR PALLO. MISS PALLO uses as her advertising slogan Two can live as cheaply as one, now. MISS BEVERLY WYINUS one of the first inhabitants, endorses these apartments enthusiastically. Dopular crooner, CHEVALIER, has re- become' the social rage. He a staff of pressmen and steno- graphers working for him twenty- four hours of the day. At the head of these are CATHERINE JACOBY and IRENE VOJAKOVICS, two very eliicient young ladies. CHEVALIER'S theme song is, She's only a playful kitten and my heart's a ball of yarn. The famed woman explorer, FREDDA SHEPHERD, has just re- turned from an extended tour of the North Pole. MISS SHEPHERD says that while roaming in the gloaming, she discovered imbedded in an ice pack the whale that swallowed Jonah. Snapshots will be mailed free on re- quest. Great interest has been aroused in a serious debate which came up in the 92nd Continental Congress. On the aflirmative side is EDMUND BORCK, senator from Fairfield Coun- ty, and on the negative side, MISS FRANCES PADDOCK. The debate: Resolved, That people are still dry when it rains. Little Miss Goldilocks, i. e. HELEN PECEYsNE. has opened a Beauty Shop in Oshkosh, Indiana, and is hav- ing great success in this specialized line of business. MISS EDYTHE MCKNIGHT was recently elected head of the Women's National 'Prohibition Reform Com- mittee. This organization has' done much good for the younger genera- tion, MISS MCKNIGHT wins our hearty congratulations for attaining such an important position. After working for many years, an artificial universal language has been made by MISS ELEANOR KNIGHT. This will be used at the Geneva Tribunal when MISS DORO- THY PETERSON will plead for Lab- rador's participation in the World Court at Iceland. MR. WALTER REDFIELD. having extensively studied Turke-y's 7 SA year plan is to give an informal talk over station E T C next Thursday. The material for this work has been com- piled by RUTH GARDELLA, his' pri- vate secretary, and shows a thorough knowledge' of the subject. One of the rarest, if not the great- est, feats in the world has been ac-

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Qs N' TI-IEBEE HARVEY LOOMIS has just finish- ed a great advertising campaign for the KULIKOWSKI KUP COMPANY. His clever work has boomed the moustache cups sky high, for as MR. LOOMIS says, bigger and better moustaches are coming back. fMay- be.J Upon h-er last visit to Africa MISS ELIZABETH CLARKE brought back an animal which has been placed in the JURACKA HOME for lost, stray- ed, or stolen animals. Its trainer, BENJAMIN PLOTKIN, says it is a unique specimen, as it eats nothing but food and wears nothing but clothes. CHARLES BIRO has received a patent for his lighter-than-air ma- chine, a high powered Shuzzleheimer bi-monthly autogiro with a steering wheel and self-starter. This machine is bound to revolutionize the bicycle industry. DAVID EARLE wishes to an- nounce to the world at large that his Talk Continuer is ready for sale. This latest marvel in the scientific world is positively guaranteed to au- tomatically continue speaking for the user when he is too tired to continue in class recitations. There has been a large enrollment in EMMA KULCSAR SCHOOL for SILENT SELF-EXPRESSION. The U. B. Silent Scholarship has been won by CAROLYN NOY, one of the foremost advocates of the theory Children should be seen, not heard. She won this scholarship competing successfully against DOUGLAS ED- WARDS, a runner-up for this honor. MONSIEUR LOUIS OLAH, of La Rue de la Paix, France, has had an exhibition of D-olly Dimple photogra- phic studies in the art salon abroad. The model for these charming pic- tures was MISS LUCILLE GOD- FREY, world famous as the double of Dolly Dimple. One of the most select stores on Fairfield's Main Street is the GAN- SER, GANSER AND SONN, CHIROP- ODISTS. They guarantee to cure all foot trouble, including fallen arches, sprained ankles, and broken hearts. MISS DOLORES LORENZO, one of the famous Italian Adagio Danc- ers, waltzed before the Kaling Gong- ba Congress over which Ghandi pre- sided. Mr. Ghandi was so overcome with admiration that he could only say, Ha-cha! MISS DOROTHY SCHIPIOR is the first woman to have the honor of jumping off the Empire State Build- ing. She was sampling a new pr-otec- tive artificial leather life preserving parachute designed by EDWARD TREMBLAY. She landed safely on Fifth Avenue, and when interviewed by MICHAEL BELOBLOSKY of the Fairfield Times-Star, she said every- thing went well in the descent except one-she lost her handkerchief. Re- ward given if returned. Riding about town in her new Kalamazoo Special Straight Eight, MISS DIANA DUNBAR has created quite a sensation. The mudguards, the bumpers and the tires are made of heavy rubber. MISS DUNBAR says that these devices are extreme- ly soft on the pedestrian. Word has been rec-eived that JOHN GLEASON has just been presented with a membership cand to that famous mecca of society-the Order of the Bath. This exclusive club meets every Saturday night. The Chinese have found a. valuable and courageous friend in MISSION- ARY MARY TURCZI. During the last last terrific war between the Red and Black forces in Russia she ren- dered great relief to the Chinese re- fugees stranded there. She has since been rewarded with the Ping Pong medal for bravery. The book that has probably found the greatest favor in the public eye is the thin volume -of poems written and published by our husky football hero, PAUL ARDELL. On sale at all drug stores. MISS JOSEPHIINE KNOX, princi- pal of the Grasmere Grammar School, has gained the admiration of all the school children in the U. S. She has announced her intention of forbid- ding children in first grade to do any homework. Since her announce-

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io I I FMAM T iH EBE-E ' complished by MISS JOSEPHINE GILL. After nine and one-half un- successful attempts, MISS GILL finally climbed Mt. Everest, the high- est mountain in the world. Her suit was planned by MISS MILDRED HOFFMAN, designer of climbing suits. MISS IRIS PROVOST, toe dancer, announces' the opening of her studio in aesthetic dancing. All ages and sizes are acceptable. Low rates, plen- ty of exercise and fresh air. ,Stmgs MR. SWAFFIELD, When I was up in Montpelier- MRS. KENDALL, She's writing a new psychology book. MR. WEBSTER, Ask him-he can quote it. MISS KNIGHT, When she snaps her fingers- MISS MCLAUGHLIN, Let's see what Webster has to say. MRS. BUTTRICK, How does she teach so many subjects? MISS SPENCER, It is more blessed to give than to receive. MISS ELLIS, Up-side-down. MRS. WHITTAKER, What would we do without her? MISS WRIGHT, Let's stop talking now. MISS SCULLY, And she calls us fra- gile hot-house flowers! MISS SAWIN, I wish I had no nerves. MRS. COSTLOW, You laugh when I laugh. MISS MASSE, Furnishing footnotes for Mrs. Kendall's book. MISS SHUMANN, A smile will go a long, longgway. MISS DONALDSON, A book is the key to knowledge. MISS JOHNSON, Mr. SwafIield's right hand man. MISS BULKELEY, That schoolgirl complexion. MR. HARPER, When I'm President- MR. SLEIGLE, Lookout when he gets that Plymouth past the first 1000 miles. MR. WHITTAKER, Half-master of the torture chamber. MRS. SLATTERY, High pressure sales- manship. MR. DEAN, Work for the night is coming! MRS. CLARK, As to the common cold- MISS SMITH, Every chain is only as strong as its weakest link. MISS HALL, Her wit is like a tiny sharp hook dangling to catch where it may. MRS. STILSON, The King's English. MISS SANFORD, Strong and steady as an anchor. MISS WANER, A sweet heroine. ongs FRED AHLBIN, Just a Gigolo. PAUL ARDELL, My Best Girl. MICHAEL BELOBLOSKY, She .Didn't Say Yes. gl-IARLESU BIRO, Beyond the Blue OTIZOIL EDWARD BOGUCKI, Two Loves Have EIDMUIFD BORCK, You're My Every- t ing. FRANK BRITTINGHAM, Time and Place for MARTIN CARVAN, Honey if You Knew. STEPHEN CHEHY, You Rascal, CHARLES CHEVALIER, What a DOUGLAS CoLE, When Nobody Else is Around. WILLIAM DOMONKOS, Wandering Willie. GEORGE DUBIE, Pals of the Little Red Schoolhouse. DAVID EARLE, Just Been Wonderin'. RAY DoUGLAS EDWARDS, I'1l get by. DERZO FEHER, Nobody's Sweetheart Now. FREDERICK FISH, Football Freddie. FRANCIS EDWARD FLANAGAN, Blaze Away. FRANCIS GALLAGHER, Fm a Dreamer, Aren't We All? HENRY GANSER, Pm Forever Blow- ing Bubbles. PHILIP GANSER, Pm Only Guess- ing. NORMAN GAYNOR, Was That the Hu- man Thing To Do? JOHN GLEASON, There's Something in Your Eyes. KARL HEDBERG, Garden of Smiles. CHARLES HOMER, Still 1 JOHN HORVAT, You Call it but I Call it Love. WILLIAM HULL, Just Like a EMIL JAHODA, Little Boy Blue ALFRED KIRALY, Blue Skies. JOHN Korcso, My Women.