Roger Ludlowe High School - Fairfieldiana Yearbook (Fairfield, CT)

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Qs N' TI-IEBEE HARVEY LOOMIS has just finish- ed a great advertising campaign for the KULIKOWSKI KUP COMPANY. His clever work has boomed the moustache cups sky high, for as MR. LOOMIS says, bigger and better moustaches are coming back. fMay- be.J Upon h-er last visit to Africa MISS ELIZABETH CLARKE brought back an animal which has been placed in the JURACKA HOME for lost, stray- ed, or stolen animals. Its trainer, BENJAMIN PLOTKIN, says it is a unique specimen, as it eats nothing but food and wears nothing but clothes. CHARLES BIRO has received a patent for his lighter-than-air ma- chine, a high powered Shuzzleheimer bi-monthly autogiro with a steering wheel and self-starter. This machine is bound to revolutionize the bicycle industry. DAVID EARLE wishes to an- nounce to the world at large that his Talk Continuer is ready for sale. This latest marvel in the scientific world is positively guaranteed to au- tomatically continue speaking for the user when he is too tired to continue in class recitations. There has been a large enrollment in EMMA KULCSAR SCHOOL for SILENT SELF-EXPRESSION. The U. B. Silent Scholarship has been won by CAROLYN NOY, one of the foremost advocates of the theory Children should be seen, not heard. She won this scholarship competing successfully against DOUGLAS ED- WARDS, a runner-up for this honor. MONSIEUR LOUIS OLAH, of La Rue de la Paix, France, has had an exhibition of D-olly Dimple photogra- phic studies in the art salon abroad. The model for these charming pic- tures was MISS LUCILLE GOD- FREY, world famous as the double of Dolly Dimple. One of the most select stores on Fairfield's Main Street is the GAN- SER, GANSER AND SONN, CHIROP- ODISTS. They guarantee to cure all foot trouble, including fallen arches, sprained ankles, and broken hearts. MISS DOLORES LORENZO, one of the famous Italian Adagio Danc- ers, waltzed before the Kaling Gong- ba Congress over which Ghandi pre- sided. Mr. Ghandi was so overcome with admiration that he could only say, Ha-cha! MISS DOROTHY SCHIPIOR is the first woman to have the honor of jumping off the Empire State Build- ing. She was sampling a new pr-otec- tive artificial leather life preserving parachute designed by EDWARD TREMBLAY. She landed safely on Fifth Avenue, and when interviewed by MICHAEL BELOBLOSKY of the Fairfield Times-Star, she said every- thing went well in the descent except one-she lost her handkerchief. Re- ward given if returned. Riding about town in her new Kalamazoo Special Straight Eight, MISS DIANA DUNBAR has created quite a sensation. The mudguards, the bumpers and the tires are made of heavy rubber. MISS DUNBAR says that these devices are extreme- ly soft on the pedestrian. Word has been rec-eived that JOHN GLEASON has just been presented with a membership cand to that famous mecca of society-the Order of the Bath. This exclusive club meets every Saturday night. The Chinese have found a. valuable and courageous friend in MISSION- ARY MARY TURCZI. During the last last terrific war between the Red and Black forces in Russia she ren- dered great relief to the Chinese re- fugees stranded there. She has since been rewarded with the Ping Pong medal for bravery. The book that has probably found the greatest favor in the public eye is the thin volume -of poems written and published by our husky football hero, PAUL ARDELL. On sale at all drug stores. MISS JOSEPHIINE KNOX, princi- pal of the Grasmere Grammar School, has gained the admiration of all the school children in the U. S. She has announced her intention of forbid- ding children in first grade to do any homework. Since her announce-

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-' THEBEE 27 A new nursing school has been dedicated to the City of Fairfield. Miss Wold, who has been appointed superintendent, has selected her staff and made definite and far reaching plans for the success of the institu- tion. Among the staff we find Kath- erine Kaechele and Helen Lukacsy, who have been transferred from New York her-ei to continue with their good work. Plans have been completed for the new City Library. The drawings as presented by architect Emile Jahoda appear to be Very artistic and well adapted to library work. Mr, Jaho- da, who has his office in New York, came here to personally supervise the construction. Sarah Frances Knepp, the noted author, donated a fine collection of books to the new City Library. Miss Knepp, who has written a great many books, expressed her great confidence in the organization and assured the city of her hearty co-operation. Helen Ressler is to start a new cooking school. Plans have been made public calling for this much needed school. It is expected that many of the local girls will attend and make such an institution a suc- cess. Enrollment in the Tipping and Trupp Commercial School has prac- tically been filled. The wonderful course available to the students has made this institution one of the out- standing comme-rcial schools in the East. Miss Dorothy Sauer expressed her confidence that the final counting of Votes will place her in the House of Representatives. After her long cam- paign Miss 1Sauer feels sure of the election. If elected, she will take her place among the few other lady rep- resentatives an.d carry on the excel- lent work she began, here. A concert tour made by the Me- tropolitan Opera Company will bring Miss Inez Whitworth to the local theatre. Miss Whitworth, who former- ly resided in Fairfield, has become a great artist and her appearance here has been looked forward to by manv of the musical clubs. Miss Margaret Brown has returned to her teaching of athletics at Vas- sar. Her work has been exceptionally good, as can be affirmed by the teams she has coached. The new Progressive party which was formed by Brandon Shaw has made known its plans for the coming election. Mr. Shaw states that he will not become a candidate for the governorship, but he assured the peo- ple his hearty co-operation if the Progressives' are elected. MISS DORIS CUNNINGI-IAM, well known to 1932 graduates for her -distinctive style at R.L.H., has established a dress shop in Fairfield. MISS CUNNINGHAM is well quali- fied for this position as she has work- ed many years for the New York, New Haven and Hartford S1 Down and a Sl a Week Company. She now sells' uniqfule clothes for society's stylish stouts. It has been announced that ESTHER EVERTS' book entitled O Death, Where Is Thy Sting? a tale of the principles and laws of pessi- misms, will be put on the screen by the HULL, HULL and HULL Movie Corporation of Hollywood. The lead- ing heroine's role will be played by the famous sad-eyed star of tragedy, ANNA COLLINS. JANE WAINRIGHT played one of her own compositions last Sun- day, over Station PDQ, owned and operated by FRANK BRITTING- HAM. The selection was Sublime Sepulchre Symphony. MISS WAIN- RIGHT is well known for her classic interpretation of jazz songs. CATHERINE MELLISH, well known opera star, sang the chorus. The great philosopher RUTH CATHCART, M.iD., D.D.D. etc., will see her name written in history. MISS CATHCART has just had published a valuable thesis' in which she writes that she has discovered that our world is neither round nor square- it's crooked. CAROLYN HRABOVSKY, whom we all remember because of her yearning to be a great woman en- gineer, has recently become a full- fledged dentist. CAROLYN says that this occupation has .partly fulHllcd her ambition of becoming an engi- neer because in dentistry there is also a great deal of bridge xork. .. I

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THEBEE 29 ment, enrollment in that grade has been tripled. MR. WILLIAM DOMONKOS, Hy- weight champion of Fairfield, fought last night at Madison Square, win- ning the decision on a knockout from Bunky Hill, former champion. The DUTKO farm in the Connec- ticut Hills has recently been leased to PAULINE GALLA, who expects to raise Pekingese puppies there. As the climate is rather changeable these animals will be dressed in red fian- nels manufactured by the A. PEDER- SON DOG CO. of Chicago. JOHN KOPSCO achieved nation- wide honors in the 1936-40-41 Olym- pics. He excelled in the running broad jump, beating England, which has for previous years won this honor. Also scoring heavily were- GHOST FEHER and CLAYTON STEELE. former won the pole vault by ing the height of 16 feet, 1 inch. TON STEELE came in second e 60 metre dash. We wish these good luck! MISS PDA MATZ, distinguished artist, has given her best known art work to the Fairfield Memorial Li- brary. This portrait is of Bim Gump and is so extraordinary becaus'e after years of exploring and excavating, MISS MATZ discovered Bim Gump's chin and put it on canvas. One of the largest apple orchards in the world is owned by ANNA ADAMS. These are first in the hearts of our countrymen so when buying fruit remember the symbol of youth and health is represented by a red Adams' Apple. A series of low priced apartments for the working class has been built bv architect ELEANOR PALLO. MISS PALLO uses as her advertising slogan Two can live as cheaply as one, now. MISS BEVERLY WYINUS one of the first inhabitants, endorses these apartments enthusiastically. Dopular crooner, CHEVALIER, has re- become' the social rage. He a staff of pressmen and steno- graphers working for him twenty- four hours of the day. At the head of these are CATHERINE JACOBY and IRENE VOJAKOVICS, two very eliicient young ladies. CHEVALIER'S theme song is, She's only a playful kitten and my heart's a ball of yarn. The famed woman explorer, FREDDA SHEPHERD, has just re- turned from an extended tour of the North Pole. MISS SHEPHERD says that while roaming in the gloaming, she discovered imbedded in an ice pack the whale that swallowed Jonah. Snapshots will be mailed free on re- quest. Great interest has been aroused in a serious debate which came up in the 92nd Continental Congress. On the aflirmative side is EDMUND BORCK, senator from Fairfield Coun- ty, and on the negative side, MISS FRANCES PADDOCK. The debate: Resolved, That people are still dry when it rains. Little Miss Goldilocks, i. e. HELEN PECEYsNE. has opened a Beauty Shop in Oshkosh, Indiana, and is hav- ing great success in this specialized line of business. MISS EDYTHE MCKNIGHT was recently elected head of the Women's National 'Prohibition Reform Com- mittee. This organization has' done much good for the younger genera- tion, MISS MCKNIGHT wins our hearty congratulations for attaining such an important position. After working for many years, an artificial universal language has been made by MISS ELEANOR KNIGHT. This will be used at the Geneva Tribunal when MISS DORO- THY PETERSON will plead for Lab- rador's participation in the World Court at Iceland. MR. WALTER REDFIELD. having extensively studied Turke-y's 7 SA year plan is to give an informal talk over station E T C next Thursday. The material for this work has been com- piled by RUTH GARDELLA, his' pri- vate secretary, and shows a thorough knowledge' of the subject. One of the rarest, if not the great- est, feats in the world has been ac-