Roger Bacon High School - Troubadour Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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Thc throat, by definition, is the part of the neck in front of the spinal column. This is rather lackluster definition; the throat would seem to be a rather dull part of the body. It does have one redeeming grace, however, for the throat houses that which gives us the ability to communicate - our voice box Our ability to speak, to whisper, to yell, to sing - all would be nonexistent. The world would be a dull place indeed without these things. Voices have the ability to attract our attention. to excite us. to entertain us. This column is devoted to those who through their voices make the world a nicer place in which to live. Openinng

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Lips are the organs of speech Without lips we would not be able to speak coherently; instead of mumbling tmly in response to teacher's questions we would mumble outside of the classroom as welL There are those among us who realize that the lips are more than just instruments of speech, those persons who comprise the band. Many among us pay the band mere lip service without realizing the true contributions the band makes to the Body Bacon. Without their dextrous use of their lips Roger Bacon would not be as well known or so highly regarded. The band is one of the primary reasons that Roger Bacon is such a great school. Let's give three cheers for the Roger Bacon Band! 1 ZfOpening

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The belly, according to Webster, is the stomach and its surrounding entrails. Now you're probably wondering what the word belly and the Christmas Semi-Formal have in common. tSO am I, to tell the truthj But in keeping with the insipid style of the previous introductory paragraphs, I will now have the gaul to compare these two disparate objects with as many puns as you can stomach. Now those of thejunior and Senior classes who had the guts to ask someone to the SemiAFormal stated they just ate up the well rounded Christmas activity. In fact many resPectable students were seen belly Hopping around the dance floor or laying belly up in chairs on account of sheer exhaustion, and there was no bellyaching when the opinion was raised this was truly an exciting and rewarding event In fact almost everyone who went gave it TUMS approvaL As an appendix I would like to note that this gut wrenching article was about as bad as I could swallow; so please pass the ROLAIDS. IIHOpening