Roeliff Jansen Central School - Ro Jan Yearbook (Hillsdale, NY)

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Here we are strollrng down the mrdway of the local carmval, when a flashy slgn meets our eye The temptatron ts too great and we enter rnto Lrzzre QSees all, Knows all, Tells allj Gardner s exotrc fortune tellmg salon We are then carrred, as 1f by magrc, flfteen years mto the future lf you lrsten carefully you can hear the melodrous vorce of none other than Grace Bevens, ac compamed by B1lly Call, one of Ozzre Osborn s former tooters Hrs lrttle drttre A Serenade to the Cows, has Just reached the Top Ten Then, w1th a fan fare of trumpets Genny flip Ptttman cap tures the spotlrght wrth her colorful rnterpretrve dance Oh' Oh' Offrcer B111 QThe Brrdmanj Brandt has Just caught Norman Bell wrth a Candrd camera Charlotte Shutts whrle surveyrng her vast domarn The Martha Washrngton Cabaret, spots Bob fllroggyj Ferl sneakrng rn three mrnutes late agarn for hrs act Here We Are on a L1ly Pad Rrght be hrnd htm IS Drana Wxlson, the star of Srompers Follres that usually plays at Jug End Barn, but tomght rs makrng a guest appearance here Over rn a smoky corner we notrce Elnora Wrllrams sellrng a new brand of crgarettes recently endorsed by Nancy Coons, the famous werght lrfter Thrngs grow hazy, and we are transferred to an N B C Studro, where the famed Flatoppers, B111 Parsons Tom Jensen, Saul Grohs and Bob Nelson are Cllttlllg a new drsc to add to therr long 11st of h1ts Across the hall we hear the cool rhythm of The Frve Crazy Cats Tomfwartj Murphy Allan Coons Bob fAll1ej Bendy, Long Sam Whltbeck and Leone Crapser dorng therr rendrtron of lndran Dove Call wrth Long Sam dom the callrn ln a practtce room we frnd Debbre Wrllcox and Beverly Jones strll trylng to hrt trrple hrgh C Sandy Nremann, seated at the ptano, rs scowlrng for the note H1nt Better grve up, Sandy Janet Whrtaker has already found tt on her prccolo The scene fades and we re rn Washrngton, D C where Presrdent Lrnda McHugh IS meetrng wrth her cabtnet Carol Knrckerbocker, Dolores Rodrrgues, Ann Mlchael, and Peg Pollock It s now A Woman s World Peg ts tryrng to stretch the budget to buy more mlnk, so necessary to the government Fashrons are the only word 1n the headhnes now ln Congress, Senator Louls fThe Farmer s Frrendl Wassenhove, the noted polrtrcran has Just completed hrs speech entrtled The Harmful Effects of AtomtcRad1at1on Upon Egg Productron Once agarn the scene fades and we frnd ourselves at a peaceful Aduondack Mountarn resort owned by those two great athletes, Jackre Decker and Fally Btrd Fallon On the door we see the srgn Break Trarmng and Do Drop In As we venture rnto the socral center off tn a secluded corner, we see Mo Bopp and Walter Trrpp the hotel s socral dtrector, demonstratmg the MAMBO to a couple of payrng guests, none other than Ross Pollock, enloyrng a vacatron from hrs dunes as4 H County Agent, and Mary Ellen Sh1pman who hopes the pure mountarn a1r about the place wrll restore her vrm and vrgor Regretfully we leave thrs peaceful??? scene and go to the Indtanapolrs Speedway where we see the noted stock car drrver Malcolm Hoyt, come speedrng down the track Rrght behrnd htm rs John Rogers rn hrs Jeep Oh Goodness' Look out boys, here comes Joe Zullo Don t forget' Hrs brakes aren t very good Peg Schmercheland Chee Chee Hunt what are you domghere? Thrs rs a stock car race You d better take your horses back to the ol corral Up rn the grandstand, we see Mr and Mrs Harold Jen sen formerly Betty Frueh, wrth theu Jensen fsj Lrttle Leaguers Now we leave lndranapolxs and go south for the last stop on our trrp tnto the future It IS rn the Ozark Mountarns where we see Dtck fAbnerj Ackerman berng dragged by the harr by M1ldredfDa1sy Mayj Mrchael Must be Sadre Hawkrns Day Well, well what s thrs? Here are Abble Chnstrana and Bob Hrlpertshauser makrn good ol com whrskey tn theu drlaprdated old strll called Two Jugs and a Cork Over yonder, through the gap, those three resourceful seamstresses, Pat Herron Rosalre and Lrborra Chrrstrana, are very buslly tryrng to f1ll orders for the latest rage, coonskm longjohns and deerskrn earflappers wrth muskrat tall trrm Thls, much to our regret, f1n1shes our Jaunt rnto the future We w1l1 leave them all now and trust that each one wrll contrnue happrly on down hrs path of ltfe I o . . . . . , . I I o ' H ' ' u I ' ' ' , . . . . ,, - o n n ' n -. f f - O I a . . s . . . ,, . U 9 I . . . . . . ,, . ,, . n . . . . . ,, . ,, , . . s . . . . . I I o - - ev n a o n D ' rv ' u 0 I I . . . . . . ,, . D I n - n ' 1 ' 1 1- - - A - 9 n a o . 0 . . . p u , . . . . . . . o a . . . . , H , p o U . . . . 1 Q . . . , . c . . . . . . ,, . . . ' n o . . . ,, s ' ' n ' - - n n o D . , . . . . I , a - n u - ' g o . . . , , a . n . Q o ' ov - u ' ' ' - v 0 s v ' .- o a n g a a . . . , . , . . e e I I . . , , . . . . . . ,, ,, o I . . . . . . ,, . ,, . ' a u s

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