Roeliff Jansen Central School - Ro Jan Yearbook (Hillsdale, NY)

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'80 Let's take a walk wrth two tourrsts to that town way down rn the Hrllsdale mountarns whose progress was strangely interrupted at the turn of the century due to the low mentalrty of some of rts populace Lookrng down Marn Street rf we may call rt that we see evrdence of the new concoctron that the famous rn ventors, James Qurnby and hrs colleague Professor Douglas Hotchkrns Dean have Just perfected electrrfrcatron It rs a brg srgn School of Dance The door rs open underneath and we see the Proprretor Sandra Sayer strll tryrng to teach Bob Dykeman to put the rrght swrng rn a rhumba We understand that Tom Varellr rntroduced the technrque of the drppy drp featured at the school Look over there rn the corner rt s the star teacher Lourse Schafer tryrng to teach Walt Merrrfreld to dance That mrght turn out to be qurte a Job Look out' What's that whrzzrng by? Oh rt's just Don Pells and Sud Mac Donald racrng thelr new horseless carrrages Don't forget the speed lrmrt fellows erghteen mrles per hour Down the street away rt looks lrke there s brg do1n s It s Dave s Drner owned by none other than Davrd Streeter and the well known Queenre O Connor rs workrng as a wartress And there's Shrrley Snow complarnrng about the fly she found rn her soup to the manager Betty Mrller who assures her that the fly wouldn t drrnk much Get a load of what s across the street' It s the general store wrth the proprretor Krllran Smrth srttrng on the bench outsrde puffrng on a ceegar Busrness must be slow Here come two matronly women gorng rn that drrectron It s Mrs Peggy Powers Burkhart and Mrs Helen Geoffroy Dykeman fMrs Davrd Dykeman that rsj Busrness wrll boom now wrth the famrlres those gals have at home Shall we get a copy of the town paper'? We ll see rf anyone else we know rs mentroned Oh' Rrght on the front page' The bass barrtone star of the Metropolrtan Opera pardon us, the Keuklapolrtan Opera rs gorng to appear at the Town Hall Sunday nrght Wow' He s brrngrng hrs own all grrl orchestra wrth hrm conducted by Orrrn Brusre Orrrn Brusre'? 'P 'P How d he ever get mrxed up rn that? I see the regular conducter, Bob Rogers rs not able to appear srnce he s rn the hosprtal recuperatrng from the last Vassar soccer game A number of the grrls we know are rn the orchestra Pat Hare Betsy Hunt Carol and Clara Granacker and Catherrne Becker They really must have been rnsprred by the old Roe Jan Band The Socrety page lrsts that Professor Janetta Stalker noted hrstorran wrll address a meetrng of the Woman s Elrte Socrety Club of Caterwaul Junctron at the home of Mrs I M Snobbre, the former Alrce Beck Lrterary Revrew Shrrley Dellea has won rnternatronal fame wrth her book Methods of Sellrng Frurts and Vege tables She was advrsed by the noted expert rn the freld Mrss Chrrstrna Zullo One of the best reference books of the year was wrrtten by an old classmate of ours The trtle IS Hotalrng s Rules for Grrls Who Play Boys Basket ball Now that's what the publrc has always needed Take a look at the sport's page The annual speed boat derby was held Monday and the new Speed Boat Krug rs none other than Jake Mrller Krng Speedy Mrller relates that he strll practrces darly on Copake Lake fwhereever that rsh The town baseball team rs gorng to play Roe Jan next week rn an exhrbrtron game QThrs should be an exhrbrtron' 'j Frankre Brennan rs prtchrng agarnst hrs old alma mater he used to prtch for the New York Yankees but was removed from the team for hrs effect on the fans Here s a short artrcle about one of those Hollywood personalrtres Bob Mac Nrsh rs playrng the leadrng role rn Rrta Gam s latest movre, Whrstle Stop Hey Look herel The famous swrndler Nora Iennrngs, has escaped from Alcatraz and rs at work agarn embezzl mg funds There's a 35, 000 00 reward offered by Sherrff Andrew Bontempo for rnformatron leadrng to her capture . 1 r 9 r ' u - ' - lr uv - ' - 1 v 1 k 9 . . . - . . - - . , . r . , 1 Q . . . , I - - 0 . . , . . , . , , . . , , . . I 9 I I . g - , , . . . . . . . ' r 0 . . . . , . . . 0 . . g . . , . . . . . , . . , . . . - . . . . . - . . . . , . . . , . . . . , , , , . . . . . - - ' 1 . . . . . , . . g o 1 , . . a . . . . . . . . 1,, . . - , f ,, . . . . . . - 1 - . . . ,, . , , , - . ll ' Q Q I I . . ,, ,, . . . . . . Q I . . , , , . . - g - n - n . l r 1 ' a . .