Rocky River High School - Riverlet Yearbook (Rocky River, OH)

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The Prophecy of the Class of '36 'fI'lease, 1112 Gabrielf, said Mr. Grubb, ffplay a little number to wake up Saint Peter. I can,t seem to rouse him. Gabriel raised his trumpet tothis lips and started to blow. After the first measure of 'fHere Come the British old Saint Peter jumped to his feet. I've been knocking at these gates for quite a whilef' said llr. Grubb. Pd like to give an account of myself so that I might enter. I have been an honest citizen and principal of Rocky River High for many years, and-H 'SA school teacher, huhln exclaimed old Saint Pete, very angry at being awakened so rudely. IVell, the place here is rather crowded. I'll tell you what Itll do. You go back and make a report of your class of '36, Yvhen you bring a complete report you shall be allowed to enter. Thatts your assignmentf' Gabriel snickered and swung into a few bars of '6Bugle Call Ragw. Mr. Grubb sadly turned back to fulfill his mission. Lct's read l1is repo1't. The emminent surgeon Dr. T. Berry has just perfected a new swallow proof chewing gum. Jack Fox has a job polishing the mahogany in a prominent cocktail bar. Earl Tucker has been seen as an attendant to a day nursery showing the little children how to blow soap bubbles. Bill Gibson has just published his new book entitled How to Get Out of High School in Four Yearsn. The village halfwit, Lloyd Osgood, has been trying to sell the new Rocky River High School. Emery Zbin has jewed him down to nine cents at the latest reports. Blake Hanan, prominent entomologist, has just moved to Newburg to be in closer contact with his beloved bugs. Esquire,, has just employed Bob Terbeek and Oscar Zeager as models to display the latest styles. Jack Nichols and John Orosz have opened a class in modern dancing. Among the most famous patrons a1'e Amy Beckrest, Elva Links, Thelma Gebo, and Kathleen Koshnick. Lillian Brown, radical eommunistic speaker, has been thrown out of the public square six times in the last week for making soap box orations. Magis- trate ltlary Allen has just put a ban on free speech in the public square. Tom Huhn is editor-in-chief of the '4Davis Daily . Send all your troubles to Lillian Bernhard editor of the Lovelorn column of the Davis Dailyv. If you will send ten cents and a self addressed envelope she will send you her latest booklet called 'fLove-That Funny Thingv. lvalter Coulter and Andrew Mango have just perfected a new lotion for keeping your hands lily white. June Hoag has just replaced lliss iNIcKee as English teacher at Rocky River High School. Tom Doan has just perfected a non-flunkable minimum essentials. He has been quoted as saying that even he could pass it. TW EN TX -TIIREE

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SICNIORS FILI'ID HOUGH Fred was part of the cause of the big excitement which 'took place out at Centerville last fall. He seems to have a place on just about every eommittee there is, probably beeause of his willingness to serve and beeause he is not afraid of work. TNIELVIN ScHns'rnR Mel can be soen at any assem- bly program vigorously slap- ping the bass viol in the orches- tra. A rather short, well-built fellow with a quiet friendliness and serious dark eyes, school cloesn't interest hiin nnieh, but he does wax enthusiastic over football, traek, and sailing. l Senior Social Season The Senior Social Season o mened with a eostuine clanee entitled the 1 u 4 nl . u VVITCTIES, KVM le. Vincent l'att1's orchestra laved the 'Chit uaradei' ot . b 1 n l I the entire school, the top nuinber being Pin in the Mood for Love fol- lowed closely by Hlfheek to Cheelcv. The Seniors gave their second sue- eessful clanee of the year in February. This event known as the 4'Hatehet Ho fi attorcleml those attenzlinw' nnleh entertainment bv a l D as . series ot noveltv clances eoneluolinw' with a fvranml nlareh. ., Z1 Z1 At this tllllll the Senior officers are planning to wincl up the social season with a sueeessful MI-,1'01ll,,. The Junior ol't'ieers are eoneernecl with planning the Junior-Senior Banquet. TXV E X T Y-T VV O

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Jack YYhelan just committed matrimony with llarion Horn. He has been heard singing So This Is Heavenw on his way to work every morning. Norma Christensen won the gong with her barn yard imitations on Fred Hough,s amateur program. Donald Sorgc, Jack Strater, and Bert Combes are starring in the current l ' ' 'l p ay tl iree Men on a HKJl'SC,,. Few people know that Carl ltlitzel is the horse. Ray Fisher, captain of the police force, raided the 4'Cafe de Parisa' and has arrested the proprietor, Herman Peterson. Their bevy of chorus girls in- clude ltlarie Auer, Kay Kowalchyk, hlarjorie liawler, Ruth lNIcCullough, Janis Potts, Jean Reilley, and Gertrude Shank. Arline Anderson is the Domestic Science instructor who has to put up with Jim Robinson who acts in the official capacity of food taster Etlld hem putter- upper. Jerry Gorby waves gaily to all his friends from the cab of his big green dump truck. The neighbors have heard Ralph Yvilcoxon singing '4l'lease Believe Blew as he goes home late to May Denton. Bill Gobeille has been trying to pawn Toot's ring for more than it is worth from James Mace well known awn broker. 3 Elizabeth Gage has been glorifying the American Man in her Hollywood productions. Bill Kimball is co-starred with Vvinnie lilewellyn in her new picture, MA Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss, But It Gets Aroundw. Dud Beckrest who has long admired Clarice Zak's hair, has just found out that Mall that glitters is not gold . Bill Smith has been getting Charles Engeman, American Hy-paper weight champion, in condition to fight 4'Shorty,' Crowe. The results of the match are questionable. Darya Muelh r, Margaret Jacobs, and Betty Bucher are still trying to pay back llilltltlly Sherman for all the rides given them in high school. ltlnnna Von Rosen, famous police woman, has been conducting a class on How to Get Your Man . The members are: Betty Crumb, Florence Keppler, Eleanor llaniels, Gaynelle ltlndsley, Ruth Gore, and Delores Hervin. Bob Yutech, rccently appointed leader of the Townsend movement, has brought with him lnany of his female admirers including llargaret Hornaday, Pearl Heaton, and Joyce Humphries. After,experimenting with all the fellows from outlying cities, Peg Horton and Jean fNIcKeighan have finally settled down and married Rocky River men. ' Hd YValchli has taken the place of Bing Crosby and croons over the radio with that yearning tone in his voiceg for Janet Clark has married none other than his old classmate Cliff Anderson. Ken Turner says the blacksmith business '4Ain,t what it used to ben since Franklin Ylack and lirncst Hansen left town. Jack Matteson has a new dumb waiter system in his restaurant. Among them a1'e Gertrude Iiindstrom, Betty lXIcI.cai:, Dona ltliller, Ann Sandvick, Rose Smith, and Ruth Yan Flandern. Ucie llcliean is the tap dancer. Xvord has not yet been received from St. Peter whether the pearlv gates were opened for Mr. Grubb. T!VHXTY FOUll