Rocky Mountain College - Yellowstone / Poly Yearbook (Billings, MT)

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THE PQLY of whom he spake concerning the present generation, who do assemble themselves each day, to sit in the Chamber of Learning and Effort, and to profit therein: r J. Rl. Cook, Elsa Siinonson, Phillip Betor, L. XYallace, Glenn Oliver, John Phillips, Kenneth Lewis, Lexie Guilbault, Arthur Eklund, XYallace Lynch, Howard Park. Richard Eklund, Everest XYest, Ernest Slayton, Atha Barbour, ltillena Huff, Harry Hanley, llert Mauser, Harry Pepworth, Lester Thurston, Homer tiuiler, Ralph Setzer, Roy Sweetzer, Yeru ikshridge. Simon Drum, Georgia Merrill, Roman Erb. Thomas Klullowney. Russell Lovell, George Pickle, Margaret Merrill, llehlia U'li7on- uell, .Xgnes ikvcnt. Xlamic Xlcrrill. liheia Xlortou, Xlaude Avent, Xl. Lowe and Leo Hart. 1 .Xnd it came to pass that after some months, these employers came unto Xlr. lfaton and said unto him. Thy students truly are ginitl, but the mimber is few: pray ye therefore the parents of the young' men and women, that they would send forth more sterling' and trust- worthy boys and girls into the held. .Xml thus came the answer, tio your ways: behold, l fain would send you more help, if our accommlidations for housing' students were larger, for cramped arc we now for dormitory space. liut carry with you neither discouragement. nor doubts, nor regrets: and speak not disparagingly to any one by the way, for the time appeareth to he close at hand when aid shall rise up and build for us more halls wherein to accommodate the ambitious and precious manhood and young womanliood of the Frontier. .Xml into whatsoever house of commerce ye enter. first say. 'Peace he to this house. If thou needest a stenographer or hookkeeper, or any other help for thy labors, do thou consider the Polytechnic Commercial Department, for there nndest thou that assistance which thou seek- est, which thou desirest, and which will be of real avail to thee. Thou shalt hnd in the young people who are students thereof, an honorable manhood and womanhood, and those who will be a pleasure in thy sight, doing' that which is mete to be .lone and doing it with earnest- ness,-doing even that which displeaseth thee. if that be the RIGHT thingx' However, one generation passeth away, another generation cometh, but the stenographic department abidetli forever. A business education is the stepping stone to higher things in the business world. Every business man employs help of some kind and only competent help is wanted. This department never grows old and set in its ways, but always has a fresh and verdant appearance which gives confident promise of good fruit and finds during the Look in', season. lt rejuvenates itself twice or more times each year. This rejuvenation is given expression in the following' terms: First and Second Semester, andalid-Term. Thus the First Semesterites of any one Semester do not remain First Semesterites long, but as soon as they begin their second term's work they cease to be First Semesterites and become Second Semesterites. lt is inspiring to recollect the pleasant times that came to us aspiring' stenographers and typists while in the course of training, and while sitting under the spell of President Eaton's chapel addresses, and if some of these inspiring visions materialize, it is not at all radical to predict that more than one Rlaisdell or Swem, or Miss Tarr, will look back to his or her 'fPoly days and say, There's where l got my startf' Some of us are interested in the Principles of Education, and others in the Learning byiDoing, and still others in the Evolution of Gregg, while still another class is especially interested in the Evolu- tion of Greggfs Sister. .Xlthough the Phonographic Department road is clearly defined, and the path easily kept.-if you work hai-ddyet once in a while a seemingly bitter bite must be swallowed. E. H. L. Pickle on basketball trip. to conductor of Eromberff Accommodation: ls this Noah's Ark full yet F 5 Conductor: Yes, all but the monkey, jump inf' Lynch: How long' can a man live without brains?' Eklund: I don't know, how old are you F -19-

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Hospital Register of Shorthand and Typewriting Departnent Autograph. Ailment. Remedy. I Suggestions Miss O'Donnell .Iohn Cook Philip Bewi- Piliillips, Jim. 4- Erb, Roman Slayton, Ernest Lynch, XVallace Simonson, Elsa Park, Howard Guilbault, Lex Eklund, Arthur Pepworth, Harry Merrill, Georgia 7 Drum, Simon H uff. XVillena Mauser, Bert Hanley, Harry Barbouif Atha Oliver, Glenni g West, Everest Thurston, Lester Guiler, Homer Setzer, Ralph it errif Mamie - N H Lovell, Russell Sweetier, Roy Pickle, Geo. XVallace, Lilburn B.,-Q... Lewis, K. Asbridge, Vern Merrill, Margaret V iSmiles i Some indefinite Period otQTo freeze the smiles out has Rest in the Shade of tthejlbeen proven a fizzle PARK. lSome one Needed to Intro- There is hope while iitliere is :duce John Into the Femi- tB3.Sl1flllll9SS l lBroken Vocabulary AVOIHHII Shunner Pierced Heart tChronic Case of Si- flence 1Anticipation Acute Vase of l' 1C'an't Nothing Eclipsed Voice Oblivion ' Anti-insomnia G Flirting l Exhaustion Heart Failure Nervous Breakdown due to over-applica- tion to Studies. Ball Fever Reserve Tndigestion Seriousness Absentmindedness Lethargy Smiles Lamentable Tendency Toward Over-Silence Heart Trouble riniirlity S Indolence f?l Giggles De7rEfLil3E-T TSTQEHEF Toward Fairer Sex Failing for Real Es- tate Blushes nine Atmosphere life Repuar ulfVitli Flexiblethflight take anotherftripu in tlie Xvire A Date Occasionally Removal of tTupid's Dart. Send for Sister's Chum' From Home ,Avoid Huff tyl Company Substitution of I'll Try 'Something Talk in Minor Key lll Halls and Outdoors More Mixture' J Sleep from 6 A. M. to 12 A. M. Dose of Loveltlyj advice Anti-esculent Cream ,Stroll in the moonlight Rest in A the Boiler-room land Let-up on too close Iapplication Bandage the Arm More Freedom of Effort Eat During lvleals Only Divinity R V Thoughtfulness Lenoir Stimulus Needs no Remedy or Stimulus. Leave Good Enollgli Alone Acduaintrance With 'the Tongue Merriltyl sing 1 P.'lVl. Each Day Confidence Www fr S More Labor HJ' V More Pibkles 'D fEmlbraces Y A-Vent W File Pills foririiik Peo- Dle 'trunk Thou shalttnot see thy brotha? in want Grave danger ofiwrelapsem WW On fair way to Frecovery mn in Superlative AttentionHNOW ani ticipates loneliness THEN Nowwis the day of salvation If 1 x nothin's nothin' then 2 X 0 must be sompin,' fer its twice nothin' Someday the Guild-ed cord will break Still water flowsiideep' TT Will prove fatal ifthi1t7To'clocR class lasts long More treatment nnecessaryiwm Now Sable toplay pool May be corririelled to send for Dr. Lynch Good chances' for 'recoveryi Symptoms of ailment somewhat 'iimmer On Conte Mack's Teamipitch ing staff Improving wonderrfullyfw I-Mn Less Trouble nowi Y ' None to offer, gettingnion ad mirably Drive ony, A swveeFW'Ba7ultifYtboWi flrive on. Wow a Near Professor if S V' Latest report, YVARMIQIE Rab- olauded H Audible smile occasionally tlrritated organ petrifiedn lNow asks questions fluently itvorking less than ever S Giggles now remedied to ap- nlauses Case put into hands of aMSpe- cialist 'rank such large doses it has lost its effect Noreffect as yet, disease in first stages