Rocky Mountain College - Yellowstone / Poly Yearbook (Billings, MT)

 - Class of 1913

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Advlsory Board-East l atifrfrlrhliliLtI.lIf'l'a1X. IP. lb. l1L'S'IfXX' S'l'It'lil.lfY rytxfl nina lj. 1.1 gn Lam. IQ, I-1l?r+r--1' fl'ZlflNlNIlll, Xen' Ywrk ix. A U ,XR-XIX H. D' J flQ!.I'.! lrllrll MIx1lAXXl'.I-lv., Ph. ID. Iilxtw' Pwk St' UHWSM ILINIHHI lvfc-at 421:51-1 5rrQzL' 11, Xexxl Mark ' 41f',t7,ll.llK3U.l'. -X N N ll- VIU'N'1'3'lHIx lxflil. Frarjv. II1fCf'llIlttflHfll Y. Xlr Lf X Ll Writ lx .'.' LIl4'!'L'fAVU'g1TrttLL'. Xt-xx Yrwlq New Ytvrls Advisory Board- W est -l.XNllfS KI. lI..XXlII.'l'1 HX RIiX'.XX'jI1,l3,1ilQ.XY Im irlcm Qtzttc .XQ'l'tL'lltll1l'Ilt Vwllcgc SllfiL'ttITtCl1flL'Ui ffl' Xlissifms fm' XX'y4n1 Rfiy. IA- AX- ryrllgmx' IIIl.I, Xl. IEICLI.. LI.. ll. llcrcml' Mmm. Vrsirlcrrl Urrtkc L'11ix'e1'sily, Hes Mmm Ir .. ,. ,. ., , ,,. VIQHIC 'l'lIfJQXi.X?Q SIIAXXX' I LX' Mlflgf lfsflxvllx' 51 ,IX I If I gmt .X'g1'iv11lr11rz1lisi 11. X. IQ. R. St. T ml 'E 'mix' ' 'Lu' Minn. I KY. f1RI2f1HKYbl. PfJXX'Iil.I, tllQX'. ICI JXY. XY. Clif BSS-I ll ntcwltni 'ff Xlissi urs ll-1' Nlmufelrr l,ix'ir1gst4v1r, .Xlwnt Officers of Management I.I1'xX'fS 'If IQYIY JN fQIrfXIQS'l' 'lf IQ.X'lQt JN fiftlrrjfttifmzrl Iiirexlllr Ifinzmcizrl llirr-ctw' A Eastern Representative M ILLI5 Ia. I.ULf1ILIf. ZH7 I-Twurtlr -Xvenue, Xew York, N. Y. J--1 A LEWIS T. EATON Educ-atioiial Director. C? .,22-'U lllliat has been said in clescribing nflble anfl SGH-S1lCl'lllL'l1lQ' men, may be saill of E. T. llatwn, wliw is constantly engagerl in attending to the finances of the Poly. lfle is also a loyal anfl true lT1'l611f.l of tlie Nertliwests greatest re- sunree--lief lmmys anfl girls. Q-Zi Gil? Nr. T.. 'If Falun is tlie livin friend an.l zealous guarflian of all those priv- ileged to enroll in the Polytechnic. Nothing vvlnelm is RIGHT is considered 'mo SMALL or INsrGN1FIC.xN'r of notice un the part of this FRHENIJ of the boys anll girls Ol the Nortliwest. A large lieartecl, lmrwacl niinclerl nian wlm rleliglits in living' fm' ntliers. --XT,-D 9 4' 5 n 2 9 ERNEST T. EATON Financial Director. I ARTHUR O. KLINE MRS. MARY .JOHNSON EATON Registrar, C'O1UH1QI'CiEll Branches. Reading, Lii'e1'atui'e. We . . 'K , A-ff-Jwvj ' -3 F t x- Q H , Q , Q ' ' -if A Z . 'ffl' ',f4f3v. if-ff' vi J ,If fy. ,F 2 viii, . f, 1-.E ,ly f2,A,J W -3 'aloft if A! ,Jr MISS EMMA JOHNSON XVALTER H. DYER Educational Methods, Industrial NVork, Higher Mathematics, Engineering .. K lg-1 V , F Q-HW AU5 ' L I MISS L-IEIAELQ lJi'kf'1QARIj EAHIAE H. LUKENBILL lC11glish,T.z1tin, Shortllaud and Typewritiug, German , - I I . -V ,ax -Q vvvlc V 0.5 . -..3,,: I 4 - 1 1 f i: A , , . .,.. ff ' f ROY C, KING MISS NETTIE BETH DAVIS Agriculture, Athletic Coach. ML1SiC- 2 HIS? S.Xl,I.IE CA-XXI PREIAI. Alatron. If A fi V X vt. R MR. ELNER EAEIKEH Superintendent of Polytechnic: Farms. 4 kit? .V f I f I MISS LUCY MORSE I'i'ix'z1te Se-c'i'eta1'y. Assistant in Shorthand -5 V n A ' f , -M, ' fail . -7 'W - ' X , ,,., V b . WM-WWW. qv, .' :L f , , 4',kD.!IiHON B. SHERRY AXSSQFILXQIT Instrilvtor in Ele- nientziry Branches :ind Athletics. The First Three Years of the Polytechnic From the View-Point of the First Student ln the summer of 1000 wor.l went out over Nlontana that a new school was to he openecl at llillings. lt was :mnouncerl that any young' person coulrl enter anrl receive a training' to prepare him for useful citizenship. ln my mountain home at l,ake View, Montana, l hcarrl of this new school, anrl it gave mea vision of what l coulil make of myself. After writing to the clirector of the proposed school for information, it ilirl not take me long' lu rlecicle that this was a great opportunity for me :intl that l woulfl he a stuflent at the Polytechnic. On October 241 1 starte.l out on horse-hack to the railroafl station, one huuilrefl twenty-five miles away, ancl hought my ticket lu llillings. l arrivcrl at llillings two rlays hefore the school was to open, ancl founcl that l was the first stnrlent on the grounrl. The huilflings were far from complete, having' been staiteil late in the summer. The campus consisterl of sixty acres of lanrl three miles North- west ull llillings. The huililings unflcr construction were Science Hall, a two-story hrick huil.ling: :intl four cottage tlormitories, each plannefl to accommoflate ahout thirty stuclents. l'nfler the circumstances, the managers of the school were ohligerl to secure lorlgiug' anil recitation liuilflings for the stuflcnts wherever they coulrl in llillings. ,Nu olrl exhihition hall was fitteil up for a lirrys' ilormitory :intl Nlr. l,. T. liaton took care of the girls in his home. lxinillls in various husiness hlocks anrl the hasement of the pulilic lihrary were securecl for re- citation purposes, while the chapel of the Y. Xl. C. A. was nsecl for a general assembly room. lly the time of the opening' on Uctoher Sth, nearly a hunflrerl young people hacl arrivecl from various parts uf Montana anrl 1Yyoming'. Xlle were all enthusiastic over our school in Bill- ings, hut were looking' ahearl to the time when we were to move to the new buildings out on the Polytechnic farm. lt was not until the 31st Hf'lE1l1l12l1'Y that the school was movefl to the present huilclings. The moving out through the mufl, ancl the jolly times we hafl getting' settlecl in the new huilclings. will never he forgotten hy those who hail the experience. During the first month we were supplieil with canrlles. then lamps. antl finally electric lights. The first year was a year nf organization. During' this time our athletics anrl societies were estahlisheil. llecause uf unsettleil con-litions. the basket-hall team was the only athletic success. This team was rlefeaterl only once-hy the Triple Us. the champions of the North- west. .Xs soon as spring openerl. track anfl liaseliall liecame the learliug features with the hoys. ln the two track meets which were helil, the hoys of the Polytechnic showefl their superiority over their aflversaries. During' this first winter three literary societies were also organizecl. The Pioneer Literary Society for hoys. anil the Alpha Literary Society for girls, were first plannefl, hut on the night of the organization of the Pioneer Society, over half the hoys withrlrew from the proposerl society ancl organizerl a rival society, known as the American lfagles. Each of these societies strive to excell the other in literary work anfl fle- hating. Another active organization of the school that shoulcl he mentiouecl, was the Polytechnic Clliurch. This organization starteil six weeks after the school was movecl to its permanent home, with a memhership of over fifty. ln connection with the Christian Fncleavor Society. it has hail a large influence in the life of every sturleut. The three great holiclays of the first year which have remainerl as the great school holi- rlays ever since, were Moving Day, which is now known as eXnniversary Day: May Day, anfl Commencement Day. Nay Day was given up to the crowning' of the King' ancl Queen of Xlay, anrl the May Pole rlance hy the girls anrl hoys rlresserl in Rohin Hoocl costumes, fol- lowecl hy the contest of strength antl skill in the various lines of athletics. At the close of the first year, tive stuflents, who eutereil the school with atlvancecl stanfl- ing, were gratluatefl. The first school year closeil Nay 27th, all going home for vacation ex- cept the few boys who were to work the school farm cluring' the summer. -1 2- -s-s...s-,mLsIH.E. 1399! . - .C as - Upon my return in the fall, I found the campus much changed. ft had been laid out with walks. trees had been set out, and a great variety of farm crops were nearly ready for the harvest. School opened with a good enrollment. The societies and athletic associations re- newed their activities as soon as the classes were arranged, and a fine college spirit was de- veloped. Societies were much more active than during the previous year. Several programs were rendered and there were a number of heated debates by the boys' societies. An interesting feature of the second year was the Senatorial Convention, where the var- ious debating clubs united in electing their United States Senator. There were a number of active candidates and quite a difference in opinion regarding the platform upon which the senator should be elected. After a spirited contest, which lasted the mornings, afternoons, and evenings of three successive Saturdays. a platform was finally adopted and a senator was elected on the thirteenth ballot. The first Anniversary Day of the moving was celebrated in fitting style. All electric lights were turned off. candles were again introduced, and the meals were prepared as they were the year previous, when there were no table-cloths and a student had only a knife. a fork, or a spoon, and ate from tin plates. There were many interesting speeches and a general re- joicing over the development of the school. During the spring. track and baseball again came into prominence. At the May Day celebration the track meet was closed with a tug-of-war across the irrigation ditch. This year a class of thirteen members was graduated from the school. The principal fea- ture of Commencement Day was the Greek play Antigone, which was presented in Greek costume by forty students. The opening of the third year was on September l9th. At this time there were many new students who took the place of those who had graduated or gone out to active life. A marked development of college spirit was noticeable this year. There was more thorough work in athletics and the football team visited a number of neighboring towns and made fine records. During the early winter the gymnasium was erected, which gave the school an op- portunity of developing a strong basketball team. But few outside games were played, but a league of teams was organized within the Polytechnic. The gymnasium also provided for wrestling and tumbling contests. In the wrestling tournament which was held in the Y. M. C. .-X. gymnasium in Billings. the Polytechnic won first place. The societies were very active during this year. All agreed that the Alpha Literarv So- ciety gave the best program of the year at Christmas time, when it produced the drama Pan- dora, in costume. Tn the fall. Hr. lames bl. Hill gave the school 3325.000 to purchase a farm which adjoined the school grounds. This gift made it possible for the school to plan for larger things. and has also added much to the pleasure of the school life, as the farm contains a large bearing orchard which is greatly appreciated by the students. -Xnother important movement which was started near the close of the third year was the student government. Tn March a provisional government was organized with the au- thority in the hands of a council of nine. consisting of six students and three members of the faculty. Such good results were obtained that the directors of the school asked the coun- cil to prepare a constitution for a permanent school State This constitution was presented to the student body and adopted. At the close of the third year, nine young people were graduated. The Commencement play, Damon and Pythiasf' was presented by thirty-five students in a very creditable manner. This year twelve boys remained to do the work on the farm. They worked without any foreman and took charge of the one hundred and sixty acres of splendid crops. As a re- sult of their efforts, the school won the silver cup offered by the Great Northern Railroad for the best farm exhibit in Eastern Montana' Taking it all in all. the first three years of the Polytechnic were years of growth and development, and those who had the privilege of being a part of the institution during these three years, will never regret it. The story of the most important year of the Polytechnic, is recorded in the following pages of this Annual. -C. C. H. , -13- Commercial Depa tment l of 14---' 'LEX SECTION OF BUSINESS EXCHANGE The UlllllllL'l't'lIll w11rl1l is 111'11g1'essi11g very 1'11pi1lly. i'HXXCl'illl inilristries 11re being cle- relopc-1l. Xzitnre is c1111ti1111:1lly yiel1ling l11lll:',1llil11'l Il x11st store of XYCZllfl1 to be trans- 1'111'111e1l. 111l.i11ste1l. 1111-l lllZlllZilg'L'fl. The c1111111eti1i1111 in business is l,JCClQIll1lllg' more keen from y1-111' to l'L'Ill'. ,Ns n resnlt wt these things, the fldllillltli 1l'111'11e111'efnl Zllltl thorougli flililllllg for life work, is greater th11n it ll2lS ever been in the liistorv of our country. I The ls'11lyteel111ie Institute has ll well 11rg11nize1l two year Conimercizxl Co111'se to meet the 1le1n11n1ls fH1'CiliClClll'SCl'X'lCUllllJ1l9lllCS91. The most lllllJ4.l1'lZlllt 1111111056 uf our two year course i11 lll,lNll'lC4S, is tw equip the stnilent i11 those things th11t 11re essential to good citizen- ship in whatever line tl1e stucleiit llllly be l'111111fl 11tter lezwing tl1e scliool for the active duties wt llle. Clerical iiroticieiicy, r11pi1l ligriring, speefl 11111l 2LCClll'fLCy in Si101'il12111fl and typewriting, are X'Cl':x' necess11ry to success i11 oHice work, These things are properly ernpliasizecl, but we Zll5Cl inclnile in our course, Zl great lllillll' other subjects not iilllgllf i11 the orclinztrv one year business course. lYe know so fur IIS real life 111111 usefulness is eoncerneil that 21 training in tl1e mere essentials wt routine business practice is not snflicient. Sometliing besides the n1ech11nic:1l nrt of Shoithnnfl 11nfl Typexvritiiig, :incl tl1e f1,111clan1e11tal principles of bookkeep- ing. are necessary to Q'll1ll'Zlll'EC6 snr-cess even in these iinnierliftte lielfls. ln tl1e stren11o11stimes i11 which we live, there is Z1 great neefl of sterling' ch11r11eter to guifle tl1e well trainerl, efficient young' man or young' won111n. So often it is true tllllt the very brightest n1in1ls lack ability to accomplish worth while t11sks or really to get Ellll' pl11ce because they do not have the guicl- ing' power back of their il'2llllCfl minfls 1111fl hzincls. In our Business l2xcl111ng'e. business is L'Z11'1'iCCl on in a real fashion. VVe have a well fVl'g'ZIl'1lZCfl anfl well n111n11g'e1l Rank, 1111 oltiee c11lle1l the Billings lfliliolesale Co., another Gen- eral Agent, :1111l still miothei- Qnlleil the Pnlytecl111ic 'Real Estate :intl i11s111'nnce Office. There 11re, at 1'11rio11s times, lcftllll six to ten or twelve ret11il stores 'El'fll1Sf1Cllllg' business witl1 tl1e above nainefl offices. The 11ceo11nts between tl1e l'CfZlllC1's Illlfl wholesalers 11re co111p11re:l. mirliteil, 11nrl zrrljristecl fri 1111 ti111e to l'llllC. All these olitiees carry on their lill21l1ClZ1l business 11nrl trnnszretioiis tll1'0llQ'ii the Polytechnic First N11tional Bunk. in short, the Polytechnic llillSlllCSF i2KCllZlllQ'C is the one place where you may expect to tinfl business trrrnsncterl IIS in the 11ct1111l business Worlcl. T Y w14--1 C- ln our regular two vear's course of business, besides the subjects taught in ordinary up- staiis Business Schools. we teach Economic leelistttiw. Civics, Debating' and Public Speaking, and offer a tliorough course in Commercial tiieogiapliv, .Xtlvertisiney Expert Accounting, two veai's work in special and applied English. and lclistorv ol' lfinaiice. ADVERTISING SECTION OF THE BUSINESS DEPARTMENT. J, D. O'DorinelI, Ad Writer. A. O. Kline. Subscription Clerk and Financial Agent. Advertiser. Article Lost. When Lost. Reward. Cook, John 2 weeks' freedom on the About Feb. 24, 19151. Partial testimony when in Campus. Heed. Guiltault, Lexie .X friend. about own ageln the early morning. Privilege of a private con- zznd member ot' Amann- versaiion. eiisis Order when last Oliver. Glenn Barbour. Atha West. Everest lirb. Roman Drum. Simon B. Sweetzer, Roy seen in Polytechnic. I.ast years calendar' 1 laugh. 3 S-D nails. The second event. i In ancient times. The third opportunity. 1 toothpick. K Free lecture on Wliy. When driven into the Thanks for yourtrouble. board. In future time. H l.il'e blessing. liis hold on the door knob. At the time he let't go. 1 cotton-tail. lfcurtli sense. H XYhen he fell too hart the gym tloor. I Q tro- Db' Advertiser. Article Found. Where Found. Remarks. Xyallace, lQilbnrn Hanley. Harry Ecklund, Arthur Park, Howard Lynch, Wallace Lewis. Kenneth .l.lerrill. Georgia Ollonnell, J. Safety pin. dgd lrowing on the Vampus St.'Q'lll9ll to be orphaned and peach tree. Stray vocabulary. immersed in the tea cup X pair ot' shy glances. Winaing their ways to ward the ll minint arters. X dark brown desire. While plowing the liar t tice t If t.-a rd. 1 field. ln the old wooden lied l.ar2e1avei1fJ11SZllflletite. On the Burlington rail road. condensed cyclone in lay the big ditch. links. like sausages K used for filling automo- bile tires. A vacuum cleaner used to Wandering: aimlessly remove dust from the out on the green quite lonely. Almost dead when discov- el'Gl,l. lforce seeks the line ot' least resistance. ls likely to lead to realiza- tion. Ont ot' place, but now held as a. hostage. Satisfied since the big feed, Great excitement. at the otticc when found. The viewers could not be- lieve their eyes. Pickle had road in front ot motor- sward. his examined to determine f'3'Cl9S. whether he was seeing right. Advertiser. Thing Wanted. When Wanted. Will Exchange. Lovell, Russell A worried golf ball. Before the next comet A friction bar. appears. Mauser, Bert Dollman, Baker, Harold Merrill, Margaret Betor, Philip Flcklund, Richard ict. Kline .-X hookwEif-hi will intro- During the term of my dnce Pepworth to admir- natural lite. ina' friends 2ool'l years after he has retired from circulation. l - . . .l . . .X once by twice piece otiln 4 installments, one lllllf' SKY- I fourth each season. A second-hand imagina-'Before my Ilrd absence. tion. . To sell a patent cracker. Before it explodes. X peck of pickled mice and Ry St. Patricks Day 1 sri. in. of trained fleas next. One cactus desert in har- Whenever willing to sell ren condition. at 21 Sgr-1-ifit-Q, A new kind of sleep which The quicker the sooner. will stop working every morning at 9 A. M. A Vollege annnalea unique lthing. lt makes heroes and bums, supplies wives for hus- bands. etc. I 3 A, walking mirror. Obeys ithe slightest wish. l A college education. 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W A MWWW Hanley, Haffi-iii X bat 'ivithout a hole snrrountiingi xvociiancillb how full Of thorns is this W0rkiHs day in it. of 1 world. 13514, Howard flood weatheYTTT Fillings Public i miilts great to be a Park and have Others he pp i in your shadow. West, Everest Keeping trackwiiof Musselshell Agricultur-l'm iiailuplicatei copy of-E-Sherlorckv-E. rough housers. i al College. l-lollnes. Eklundfiilfthrur .X few inches to his Barbie-lim Institute of Ehieffgganizer of Royal 'tire-iltgof Munlii height. , Technology. t Bulnpsl EkliHlf1fA X-nap every 'after-ibitgw fi' Bimip- .'s','ftlea11 of all thefffills in the iuisf noon. i sleeping in the bosom of Montana, at a point where all the sleeping cars turn l from left to right between Minneapolis N ppp UA ppr l pp pp Wai pp and Spokane. Erb, Roman Y NOTE Ste-?1di9S l121l11'9l City I19igl1bOF- Wonder why that fellow's auto dontt work, lSi11dieSJ hood. he's cranked the thing 987 times, and WWW 7 l p H bitten a hole in the radiator. i5Ell,iCf'ii Quaker OHIS U t0 Ember. Wye.. High Nobody i1miE-stands tllisTLatiH'21Hf6ugli make her smile. School. hundreds can explain the subject in Merrill. M. T it All omside- ll1tSTSSliS8DlG as Georgia. l A igffill' MaIHiQ ,Sonlething to say. fSanie as other Merrills. Ffgglffbsbfliau S A louder ivhistleh V iPark City Academy. i gxsigejfzel., SR. Nothhlgfatgllf Si Forsytllnrforestr reserve? i l l Num, Tbrbedet aloni if !BEiYlllO11t, A1OI1l.YYW-Y-M- i Giuilbaiilfwf. More tilnef Marysville, Montanaf izrr i Bairfhourfrlft. W llteward foffi merit. Big Timber High Kg School. l words of 8 sylables. A balky horse is aceominlodatinrgnbgige this old 'rithmetic. This weather here is a sort of a celestial sprinkler system operated in the in- terests of the umbrella trust. am thinking that the success of my life is determined from the region of great- est wear on my overalls. That when one sees a lnan in awdeiiiaite place glaring at his watch with anger printed in 48-point Gothic all over his face. a person can honor him for a punctual sort of fellow. These pianos have become as common as bathtnbs and mission furniture. Quiet and refined in repose sort of beings. This work is awful, can't find enoilghrtime to lay off from study for 2 minutes, These marble people cannot biewdamaged by love of dynamite, but you soft- hearts you are wrung like a wet towel. T. gXl'1ll5'El'Ollg' in the hotel at Big Tiinber, on the basketball trip:'lZ p. lll. The Proprietor: XYoulrl you want a higher pillow? Army: No, thank 5'UllH ?li'tQl' the kindly disposed proprietor left the 1'OOlll-H Say: what flifl he think, I wonrler, we would want to rent at pillow for? 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Rl. Cook, Elsa Siinonson, Phillip Betor, L. XYallace, Glenn Oliver, John Phillips, Kenneth Lewis, Lexie Guilbault, Arthur Eklund, XYallace Lynch, Howard Park. Richard Eklund, Everest XYest, Ernest Slayton, Atha Barbour, ltillena Huff, Harry Hanley, llert Mauser, Harry Pepworth, Lester Thurston, Homer tiuiler, Ralph Setzer, Roy Sweetzer, Yeru ikshridge. Simon Drum, Georgia Merrill, Roman Erb. Thomas Klullowney. Russell Lovell, George Pickle, Margaret Merrill, llehlia U'li7on- uell, .Xgnes ikvcnt. Xlamic Xlcrrill. liheia Xlortou, Xlaude Avent, Xl. Lowe and Leo Hart. 1 .Xnd it came to pass that after some months, these employers came unto Xlr. lfaton and said unto him. Thy students truly are ginitl, but the mimber is few: pray ye therefore the parents of the young' men and women, that they would send forth more sterling' and trust- worthy boys and girls into the held. .Xml thus came the answer, tio your ways: behold, l fain would send you more help, if our accommlidations for housing' students were larger, for cramped arc we now for dormitory space. liut carry with you neither discouragement. nor doubts, nor regrets: and speak not disparagingly to any one by the way, for the time appeareth to he close at hand when aid shall rise up and build for us more halls wherein to accommodate the ambitious and precious manhood and young womanliood of the Frontier. .Xml into whatsoever house of commerce ye enter. first say. 'Peace he to this house. If thou needest a stenographer or hookkeeper, or any other help for thy labors, do thou consider the Polytechnic Commercial Department, for there nndest thou that assistance which thou seek- est, which thou desirest, and which will be of real avail to thee. Thou shalt hnd in the young people who are students thereof, an honorable manhood and womanhood, and those who will be a pleasure in thy sight, doing' that which is mete to be .lone and doing it with earnest- ness,-doing even that which displeaseth thee. if that be the RIGHT thingx' However, one generation passeth away, another generation cometh, but the stenographic department abidetli forever. A business education is the stepping stone to higher things in the business world. Every business man employs help of some kind and only competent help is wanted. This department never grows old and set in its ways, but always has a fresh and verdant appearance which gives confident promise of good fruit and finds during the Look in', season. lt rejuvenates itself twice or more times each year. This rejuvenation is given expression in the following' terms: First and Second Semester, andalid-Term. Thus the First Semesterites of any one Semester do not remain First Semesterites long, but as soon as they begin their second term's work they cease to be First Semesterites and become Second Semesterites. lt is inspiring to recollect the pleasant times that came to us aspiring' stenographers and typists while in the course of training, and while sitting under the spell of President Eaton's chapel addresses, and if some of these inspiring visions materialize, it is not at all radical to predict that more than one Rlaisdell or Swem, or Miss Tarr, will look back to his or her 'fPoly days and say, There's where l got my startf' Some of us are interested in the Principles of Education, and others in the Learning byiDoing, and still others in the Evolution of Gregg, while still another class is especially interested in the Evolu- tion of Greggfs Sister. .Xlthough the Phonographic Department road is clearly defined, and the path easily kept.-if you work hai-ddyet once in a while a seemingly bitter bite must be swallowed. E. H. L. Pickle on basketball trip. to conductor of Eromberff Accommodation: ls this Noah's Ark full yet F 5 Conductor: Yes, all but the monkey, jump inf' Lynch: How long' can a man live without brains?' Eklund: I don't know, how old are you F -19- Hospital Register of Shorthand and Typewriting Departnent Autograph. Ailment. Remedy. I Suggestions Miss O'Donnell .Iohn Cook Philip Bewi- Piliillips, Jim. 4- Erb, Roman Slayton, Ernest Lynch, XVallace Simonson, Elsa Park, Howard Guilbault, Lex Eklund, Arthur Pepworth, Harry Merrill, Georgia 7 Drum, Simon H uff. XVillena Mauser, Bert Hanley, Harry Barbouif Atha Oliver, Glenni g West, Everest Thurston, Lester Guiler, Homer Setzer, Ralph it errif Mamie - N H Lovell, Russell Sweetier, Roy Pickle, Geo. XVallace, Lilburn B.,-Q... Lewis, K. Asbridge, Vern Merrill, Margaret V iSmiles i Some indefinite Period otQTo freeze the smiles out has Rest in the Shade of tthejlbeen proven a fizzle PARK. lSome one Needed to Intro- There is hope while iitliere is :duce John Into the Femi- tB3.Sl1flllll9SS l lBroken Vocabulary AVOIHHII Shunner Pierced Heart tChronic Case of Si- flence 1Anticipation Acute Vase of l' 1C'an't Nothing Eclipsed Voice Oblivion ' Anti-insomnia G Flirting l Exhaustion Heart Failure Nervous Breakdown due to over-applica- tion to Studies. Ball Fever Reserve Tndigestion Seriousness Absentmindedness Lethargy Smiles Lamentable Tendency Toward Over-Silence Heart Trouble riniirlity S Indolence f?l Giggles De7rEfLil3E-T TSTQEHEF Toward Fairer Sex Failing for Real Es- tate Blushes nine Atmosphere life Repuar ulfVitli Flexiblethflight take anotherftripu in tlie Xvire A Date Occasionally Removal of tTupid's Dart. Send for Sister's Chum' From Home ,Avoid Huff tyl Company Substitution of I'll Try 'Something Talk in Minor Key lll Halls and Outdoors More Mixture' J Sleep from 6 A. M. to 12 A. M. Dose of Loveltlyj advice Anti-esculent Cream ,Stroll in the moonlight Rest in A the Boiler-room land Let-up on too close Iapplication Bandage the Arm More Freedom of Effort Eat During lvleals Only Divinity R V Thoughtfulness Lenoir Stimulus Needs no Remedy or Stimulus. Leave Good Enollgli Alone Acduaintrance With 'the Tongue Merriltyl sing 1 P.'lVl. Each Day Confidence Www fr S More Labor HJ' V More Pibkles 'D fEmlbraces Y A-Vent W File Pills foririiik Peo- Dle 'trunk Thou shalttnot see thy brotha? in want Grave danger ofiwrelapsem WW On fair way to Frecovery mn in Superlative AttentionHNOW ani ticipates loneliness THEN Nowwis the day of salvation If 1 x nothin's nothin' then 2 X 0 must be sompin,' fer its twice nothin' Someday the Guild-ed cord will break Still water flowsiideep' TT Will prove fatal ifthi1t7To'clocR class lasts long More treatment nnecessaryiwm Now Sable toplay pool May be corririelled to send for Dr. Lynch Good chances' for 'recoveryi Symptoms of ailment somewhat 'iimmer On Conte Mack's Teamipitch ing staff Improving wonderrfullyfw I-Mn Less Trouble nowi Y ' None to offer, gettingnion ad mirably Drive ony, A swveeFW'Ba7ultifYtboWi flrive on. Wow a Near Professor if S V' Latest report, YVARMIQIE Rab- olauded H Audible smile occasionally tlrritated organ petrifiedn lNow asks questions fluently itvorking less than ever S Giggles now remedied to ap- nlauses Case put into hands of aMSpe- cialist 'rank such large doses it has lost its effect Noreffect as yet, disease in first stages -- r-' - r :nail Engineering Department yi fxfwv ,. X rp? f' , Q .' ' 1' X Qg 'll Q K 1 A X 5 X. of- E -ff on - si -- f 1' K -' 7 ff th O ,f - 4: i 'f ' 2' T .fr 5 if ieidwi gr' QQ i ,, ,.- -f'T'TT. tl L V- k R- 'z . .shi at ill A'La bvv O. 1.0-.Vy ' Experiment. The Engineering department has been steadily advancing during the year and will be able to close the year with not a few hard earned records. A few words of explanation and history of engineering may help our fellow classmen and others to understand why we want to be engineers, and why the Polytechnic is putting forth its best efforts for those who wish to know more about engineering. Scarcely a hundred years ago the engineer was but little more than the mason or car- penter of today. He was always able to fill his retluirements and as the requirements have advanced, so has the engineer. until at the present time the world is so dependent upon this class of men that it cannot get along without tieir help for a single day, nor for even a second. Engineering. at one time, was divided into two classes, the military and the civil engin- eering. Today there are a large number of divisions, of which the civil, electrical, mechanical, chemical, and illuminating engineering are the leading. These and other classes are di- vided and sub-divided. The man who wishes to be an engineer must decide on some phase of the work and spe- cialize in it. The rapid development along engineering lines is shown by the following facts: The first engineering society was established in 1818 and was known as the British institute of Civil Engineers. The nrst steam railway was put into operation in 1825 and the first electric lighting plant in 1881. is the dirty, greasy man whom a large number of us see when we hear the word en- gineer, a real engineer? He is, and he is the man to whom we all pay tribute. He is the man who brings our breakfast to usp he is the man who brings the treasures of all the world to our very door: he is the man we trust to take us over land and sea. ' There is another class of engineer who stands back of every occupation known to man and brings the social and national affairs intn one great amalgamation. He is the man who picks the way and leads us out into space or takes us through the immovable moun- tain: the man who takes nature's elements and shapes and uses them as he pleases: the man who captures nature's energy and uses it to do the Work of many men. Xo important building, road. ship, canal, or machine was ever begun before some engineer had been consulted, and before the completion of any such work. a large number of these men had put forth their best efforts to produce the best results. . -21... 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NV111' 15 1311C1iXV11Cf11 63116 111iC I1 6n16113111111? 1166111156 11' 111111165 11111161 fly. Agricultural Department AGRICULTURAL EXHIBIT AT ANNUAL BANQULT, I9ll The great purpose of the Polytechnic is to train students to become useful and happy citizens uf a great industrial empire. XX'ith this in minil, all courses have been so arranged that much time is spent in getting lsnowlerlge bv actual experience in doing things. As farm- ing must ever be the most important industry ot our country. much attention is given to the practical agricultural course. Like all other vocational courses of the lnstitute. there are no entrance reruiirements, and each stu.lent is given just the studies that will help him most and give him that knowledge and culture that will arlrl to his usefulness and happiness. Along with his studies, he is given the opportunity ol' learning much on the farm first- hand by observance and actual work. lle studies in boolis about the best methods of caring for farm crops an-'l animals. but out in the great labriratorv-eatlie farm-he works out these theories for himself. under the eve of a proctical and sriccesslul farmer. lt is not stating it too strongly lu say that the Polytechnic farm school can offer better advantages to farm boys than any other school in the countrv. This statement is not made because the farm has, at present. the best farm buildings. or the linest array of farm equip- ment of blooded stoelq' for it has not. lt does have one hunrlrerl and sixty acres of the best irrigated land in Montana. -Xnv farm crop that can be raised in the Northwest. can be raised successfully on the Polytechnic farm. The Polytechnic has one of the best orchards of bearing apple and plum trees in the Northwest. The famous orcharcls of XYashington and Oregon cannot surpass it in quality of fruit or in the yield per acre. Other agricultural college farms may surpass it in size, but this quarter section will vield larger returns and a greater varietv of crops than any section of land in the lfast or Middle West. The bov who enters the agricultural department of this lnstitute, sees everv varietv of farm crop growing under natural conditions, where actual demonstrations are being made with approved varieties and best methods. Tests are being made to see how much protit each acre can be forced to vielrl. lfarni books are kept by the boys themselves and they iind out what farm crops are niost pi-1 ilitable under given conditions. 4 , , -ggd I ff, .t 4f LF. L THE LQLY L f w:1sL..l ' . 1 we , 1 2 1 ' ' . S 1 A CLASS IN ANIMAL HUSBANDRY They learn lu handle every kind of farm machinery. 'lfliis past year the Avery Comany has furnished the school with a threshing machine outlit, gasoline? engine, and plovvs. The boys have threshed the grain and plowed the land with the tractor. .ln connection with their classes in animal husbandry, the students have actual experience in caring for the herds of .lersey and Holstein cattle, the thoroughbred Poland China hogs, and farm horses. The fruit has been gathered and sorted by the boys and a part of it put up for market. The trees in the orchards have been pruned, and practical lessons in grafting have been given. A canning plant has been installed, and the surplus vegetables and fruit, such as sweet corn, beans, peas, plums, and apples, have been caned for winter use. At the State Fair at llelena, the products from the Polytechnic farms won five first premiums, Five second premiums, and three third premiums. At the Yellowstone 'County Fair, the Polytechnic products won fifty-six premiums in all, of which twenty-eight were first premiums. It also won the silver loving cup oiiierd by the Great Northern Railroad for the best farm exhibit. Along with all this instructive work and experience, there has been much pleasure. The boys will long remember the abundance of apples, plums, and cider. One of the beautiful pictures that will be treasured up in the minds of the students this year, is the cider mill in x l!!! Y . 'V . s -4'i- , -. ' -7 1,1 eff , fp J? A . ' Wd?'zi A' 'Fig ,,,, 412 CLASS IN ORCHARDINC Ti-113 POLY I .., -1.3--wgwl-3 A.. .1 N .. CLASS IN AGRICULTURAL ENGINEERING operation uncler the trees, arounfl which are gatherefl over fifty boys anil girls, eating' apples ancl clrinlqing' sweet cifler. Another pleasant feature of the farm has been the egg feeds and the abunclance of fruit and vegetables on the tables. 'Ifhe farm has niacle it possible lsr surrouncl the school with that icleal honie influence which woulcl, otherwise, have been impossible. Every stuclent of the Polytechnic this past year will praise the name uf Blr. blames tl. Hill for making the splentlicl gift of this farm to the school. -L. T. E. lYest hears a great commotion in the hall as of cyclones mixefl up with battering rams. and as he hastily inquires into the trouble, is tolcl by one of the innocent bystanclers that the radiator was in its last spasm anil the gurgle he hail just hearrl was the railiator's will mafle out in the name of Peace filasj A-Xt the finish an inch may measure the ilistance between success anil failure: but the next clax' the distance is measurefl in miles. HARVESTING THE GOLDEN CROP I 3 Academic Department E 1 A URHETORIC CLASS IN SESSION ' 'Iio eliminate from our vocabulary the woixls I cant' and to hll our mental shelves with I aim, is the aim of the ,Xcademic Ibepartment of our Polytechnic. Our colors are the Poly's own, green and gold: the green being' eniblamatic of our condition upon entering the held, and the gold, signilicant of our worth when we have completed the course. Our flower is the forget-nie-not. Our number is legion, for as each and every student seeks entrance into the Institu- te, he talks with our President. The latter, during' this little conversation, makes a few mental notes and when the prospective stu-lent mentions his perplexity regarding a proper selection of studies, he advises linglish, and Ifnglish it is from then until the completion of the whole curriculum. Even when the work is SLIQZII'-Ct1ZI'ECfI with the title Conversational English, it is as Iinglish in structure and founfclation as the formal Rhetoric and Grammar. Oh, if only we can be a truly English speaking people, not an ungrammatical, slang- producing' state. XVe hold as our first purpose, to teach ourselves to use It is I, and I have seen, then to see if we can write a paragraph or letter or paper with sufficient intelligence 'that the reader may be able to assimilate our thoughts without a revised speller and slang lexicon at hand. One would think as we advance, that the faculty are trying to End our particular forte or field of capabilities, as we are requested to debate, describe, explain, exhort. and narrate until one day we are lifted to the highest pinnacles of hope in ourselves only to be cast, the next day, into deepest glooni. But we are trying, and we know,that by perseverance we can succeed in this, the most essential study from the viewpoint of our later life. NYe, of this department, appreciate the verity of the statement that Education is prepa- ration for complete living, and as a corollary, we add that the more complete the prepara- tion, the more complete the living, so it is that it is worth our while to spend much of our Valuable time learning the conjugations and declensions of Latin and German that we may THE POLY broaden our vista of the future by appreciating. and entering into the life and culture of other people. NYe are proud to say that our Latin students all belong to the infantry, no ponies being used. An interest in Latin. gratifying to the faculty, has been shown by the large class that commenced First Year Latin the second semester and that, by S'El'l1Q'g'll1lg on with two recita- tions a day. will be prepared to read Caesar next fall, thus proying' that we can do what we will-and we will. So may we learn to say with Caesar, yeni vidi vici, tl came, l saw. l conqueredl not veni vidi yictus sum tl came, l saw and I was conilueredl, and may we have some of the academic and collegiate life with which to live our lives to the fullest extent. ll. P. How would the tollowmg' be tor an oath ot allegiance to tlre Poly or to the school ol your choice? ' ' XX'e will tight for the ideals and sacred things ul. the lnstitute, both alone anal with many: we will revere and obey the laws of the Polytechnic State, and do our best to incite like respect and reverence in those about us who are prone to animl or to set them at naught: we will strive unceasingly to quicken our sense will loyalty. Thus, in all these ways. we will transmit this school, not less, but greater. better. and more beautiful than it' was transmitted lo us. M. M.: I lid any one take my book again qX. .X.: Here it is-I thought to pick it up for sal-c-lfeepiiigfl M. M.: People get put in jail for safe-keeping: Diligentissimus. XYallace-- ',llo Harrison! with this snowball scrap, l've got a lot of studyin' to do. Guiler. speaking' to Miss Burlison in kitchen: I smell scorched cabbage. Miss Burlison: You should not hold your head so close to the radiatorf Mr. Dyer- Mr, Sherry, now just suppose you had a case. Mr. Dyer llln the lab.D : Mr, Holt, be careful or you'll break that lady's lingers. -X despondent Poly student saw this advertisement in the city not long' since: Billings Dye House. Une door distant a second sign. l'ndertaking' liistablislinientf' But a rod ahead still another. XYhy walk around in misery when you can be comfortably buried for thirty-five dollars There is still some hope for the poor lookers, for Throssel, Pauingartner and llklund, Photographers, have given this warranty: Where there is beauty we take it, where there's none we make it. Miss Connelly: Elsa, do you get any social hour dates now? Elsa: 'flhl ever and anon. Miss Connelly: XYell, so do l, but mine are all anon now. Mauser, making out his schedule: l want to take Commercial Law, what time does it come? Mr. Kline: Eight o'clock. Mauser: Nothinff doinff, that is too early for me. n 5 . -27- Roll Call of the Academic Department Generic Name Favorite Edible Ordinary Aspiration P- S- Name Expounded Beliefs or Theories. l llaskin, llelen l'eannts Hobby To become a Prinia, H6-011 UHHKS UIUC illiifm clocks , Uomlo, are used principally to add zest to l ,Chapel meetings. walter, liosiua Frog Limbs Rosie T0 get bagk Ilgme That if an aviator lives Zuyears, 1 . ilfatte htasb overlooked him in the trus o usmess. Setzer, Ralph 'I Scream Setz To be a great andl That an angry men is the. buslest , :glorious mo,-ohant in specimen of humanity, for it keeps the 1X1O0nShine State the eyes, tongue, arms, legs, and l teeth busy doing justice to some i l leases, and a full hospital corps to 4 l handle the result. Armstrong, H. l.over's lJelightlArmy ITO be free from care' Believes that what the world Sandwiches l or ,and go to classes needs is an alarm clock that at the .Bonehead lwhen nothing inter- appointed hour will beat a bass feres drum, discharge a Roman candle, l 'reach out an arm and clutch at the sleeper's hair and set fire to the l lbedding, all at once. Avent, Maude Pickled Sea Foam lllaudie lTo mind her own busi-3 Of the 0DiI1i0f1 that SOUIG people lness 'are angry so much of the time that l lthey often die at an advanced age l with their brains almost unused. Avent, Agnes Carpet. Tacks Bl1IN1Y lTo take more hours of Firm belief that the Bee is 3 Q01-rid0r I,ab ,small fuzzy animal with a great habit of minding its own business, l ,and has almost unparalleled fa- cilities for encouraging the casual ,passerby to do the same. Hulbush, Walter Deviled Mush 'BUSY 'To make good resoln-' That men Of ifldl1StI'Y I'iSG when tions awakened by the alarm clock, and then proceed to work, but that lazy people strangle them with pillows ,and turn over for another hour's H isnooze. Hunter, Frank Prunes 'KQHY T0 ifsk U19 f93Ch9Y Believes that at times a four YIUPSUOUS word adjective will produce enough anger to keep the county Appellate ,and Supreme Courts tolerable busy l tor several years, Tliurston, Lester Pea Pods 'l'l1iI'SlY T0 be HH actor That sometimes a. quiet man may l be annoyed for hours before he will ignite, but that when he does so he should be left alone, for the p fuse is usually short and that he l . ,explodes with a charge of shrapnel. Holt. Nellie 'Nates Nellie T0 b9f'01Uf' U seedy That so-called Bands are of 6 Baker, Harold Pickle, Geo. f 1'l'ooth picks i Clam Fhowder l 1 l l t mumps Pick teacher To be close to strong To teach Latin -235 Arm- lgrades: good, bad, unendurable, ,horrible, atrocious and worse. Only la few of 1st grade, but inconceiv- 'able number of the 6th, ls convinced that Clouds are merely celestial sprinklers operat- led in the intersts of the umbrella ltrust. l Believes that even people who llove the Bee do not stroke him lon the back, and that those who do iso in an enthusiastic moment have lacquired a hand which could be wrapped up and sold for a Virginia lham. THE PGLY A-p vmmmhm-V-V-MApl Mn To be friendly to Hel-4 That the Clarionet of the Orches- ena tMont.J ,tra is a wooden tube full of scien- itifically located holes, and that by llistening carefully to a brass band lin full eruption, one can detect a querulous instrument running up ,and down the scale like a squirrel lchasing itself around a tree. To Pass away the Suggests that a Brass Band is a Ume large number of disturbances Qmerged into one harmonious and jarnbangsome whole. To take 1110145 Campusa Believes that a splendid defini- try ltion for the bass horn would be a Brass labyrinth about 5 ft, in di- ameter through which it is pos- sible for a capacious man to re- spire in such a manner as to be heard for half a mile on a calm Montana day. That the new model autos should be equipped with a patent funnel through which pedstrians may be received, dusted off and deposited in the rear without injury or delay, ,and with a device which will ring a. bell, toot a whistle, fire a. cannon and discharge a rocket when the ,gasoline gets low. KEnertf Creanifiifiuffsii W mii'B'roadivayi Shorty Guiler, Homer 6uiailiioniToast fi Fuzz IH'TLeoW i A T ' DY 7 fwfr Sfurray, Oscar Pfafnfandhwi fatiw To take life easy Y Y figoirw i' gass t5' i Et Bobby KY' I if I I To become a second That the earth does not turn up Tetrazini back of her at her every step nor ithat she is wearing the parallels of .latitude for shoe strings nor the ieouator for a sash ribbon. Bliss Morton examining' gies : some insurance policies, finds the following' dubious phraseolo- Mother :lied in infancy. Father went to bed feeling' well and the next morning' woke up dead. Grandfather died suddenly at the age of 103. Up to this time he bade fair to reach a ripe old age. Applicant does not know anything about maternity. except that they died at an ad- vanced age. Applicant does not know cause of mother's death. but states that she fully recovered from her last illness. Applicant has never been fatally sick. Father died suddenly: nothing serious. Applicants brother, who was an infant, died when he was a mere child. Grandfather died from gunshot wound, caused by an arrow shot by an Indian. Mothers last illness was caused from chronic rheumatism, but she was cured death. No man is to be pitied excepting the one whose future lies behind and whose constantly in front of him. before past is Mr. Kline says that a thrilling cereal is being published in the Christian Herald. body will probably make an oat of it. Some- Rlullowney, speaking of an address he heard recently. He fthe spealcerj was lettered as the other side of a tombstone. 215 Llll- ...29.. Department of Reading and Qratory l .l A SCENE FROM AS YOU LIKE IT This important ilepartnient ol the scliool is very closely relate-'l to everv other depart- iient, tor the art ill reatling!sthe getting ul the thought from the printed page-is the requi- the art ol' giving it to others, or expression. site tor the mastery of any sturlv. Along with the getting of the author's thought, goes llet-ire completing any course of instruction at the Polytechnic, the student must spend at least one year in this tlepartnient. After completing the lirst year COUTSC. H16 S6CO11Cl 211161 thiril years are elective. lluring the past year tour classes have been inaintainecl. These classes have been so gracl- efl as to lit the neeils inf a stuilent in any stage of aclvanceinent. Nearly one-half of all the stuilents of the institute have been enrolleil in these classes anfl thorough xvorlc has been clone. i 'i xy ,. Q rj:-2 Q -V Q 4 ., , ,frat 1' ' 'U qw' ' I . 'MX 'ii -'15 2 f 42,1 y 1 ' Q - I t .Q , . 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' . -s 4 Q va- - , ., .fi-. , HE.RlVlES FROM PANDORA -30 ln atltlition to the class- room recitations and tlrills. many public programs have been given. These programs have been made up of reatl- ings, tleclaniations, antl the acting of scenes from classic clranias. These exercises have been invaluable to the stutlents who have taken part. The mastery of great thoughts troni the printefl page and the interpreting of these thoughts tn others, give much of that culture ancl ease which goes to make up a truly eilucatetl man or xvoni- an. li ormal Department Y A CLASS lN THE NORMAL DEPARTMENT The eclucatirinal helief uf toilay is that our scliorils shiiulil be the center of social. intlustrial, anil intellectual life: that these three great firrces in e-lucatimn shfmulcl he united in such a way that each will ilu its respective part in the training' of our yrvuth. The sch-wil shwulil he sri criiiriecteil with lite that the expe1'ience gainecl by a chilcl in his hume work is carrieil irver anrl macle use of in the schiiiil, anal what the chilcl learns in school is carrieil back anfl applieil in his every-clay life. The failure to crinnect the scliool with the experiences of the home life Occasions a great waste in eilncati-in. The ehilfl has a cirncrcte minil. interestefl in cfinerete things, aufl unless the scliriol ministers tri this phase fit the minrl, the tlevelcwpment of the chilcl is retarclecl. lt is the aim -'it the Xurinal flepartment of the Pfrlytechnic Tnstitute tri so 0r0 rnize its be criurses of stufly that this vital cwiinectirin hetween life anrl sclmril, will he emphasizecl. With this enil in view. the teacher is given exercises in the sewing' fit simple ilesigns, paper cutting' anfl frilfling, weaving, braiilingg flrawing, the making' of dolls' clothes anrl hfiuses. cfrncrete wrirk with the clilterent measures. anfl fwther exercises which make the alwstract knowleflge fri the text-hririk fit interest tri the chilrl in the liwwer grafles. Fin' use in the higher grarles, exercises in clrawing, stenciling, designing, hasketry, shop wfirk, bfflkljlllfllllg, anfl textile wwirk ai'e rerluirerl, anrl the stufly of agriculture anrl the imprfrvement wi rural cfinrlitiwns is presenteil in a practical way. Statistics show that a large per cent uf the hriys anfl girls leave schmil hefiire reaching' the eighth grafle. Tt is niiw generally cfvncerlerl that the reaswn fur this, is the lack nf vital union between sclimril work anfl lifwine experiences. This is especially true in the rural scliriril, which has heen mfiflelefl to nt the require- ments of the city schfiiil, regarflless iii the interests wi criuntry life. Klany activities which wwulfl nrit he aflvisahle. fir even pfissihle, in the city scliriril. are pai'ticularlv ailaptecl tru the rui'al scliriril. lf the elementary schfffil is tri fulfill its high purpfise, which is tu prepare the hwy anrl girl ffwr life, it must minister tri the neefls of the cwinmunity in which it is lricatefl. Fflucatfirs everywhere are cwining' tri helieve that the course nf stuily aclaptefl tw i'nral neerls is raflically rlititerent 'l.l'UlTT any fither cfvurse. This makes it necessary for the rural teacher to have special training' alfing the lines in which the pupils in the scliool a1'e partic- ularly interesterl. The stuflies recwmmenilerl tw give this training' tim the teacher are Nature sturly. elementary principles of practical agriculture, sanitary science ancl hygiene, domestic c -31- THE POLY ceonmiiy, 1l1vmcstic science, :mtl practical printiplcs Zlll-l 1ll'VJl'llClllS in elemcntztry chemistry Illltl pliysics, :is :1pplic1l to these subjects lt is l1ehex'c1l th it tht 1 X country youth will loolc llllt 111 SCll1,11V1l work in a new light when the suhject mattci' is hcttci' 2ltl2llJlCtl tu his neetls. lhe hm' who can spend hut :1 'few months of each ycai' iu selnlol, will lin1l there a new li11i'm1ii :tt the interest which will not only hold him in school. hut one which will ln'11a1len his intellectual szune time that it furnishes him the pr:1cti1rz1l lillt1WlCtlg'C which he desires. .Xs ll result. lite 1111 the l-Ztl'lll will he so eurichetl :tml l1i'11:14lcuc1l that it will have a greater illtliflftltill tm' our youth than it has had in the past. -E. N. Miss G. Xl.: 'l'li11i1ips11ii is nix hut a 'pill' Nliss tl. XY.: Kl:1yl1c so, hut hc's It sugiu' c11:1te1l one. l Roll-Call of OI'fTlEllS Hlld E.HglI1CCl'S l- Normalt Miss Johnson, Chief Dictator. Der Name. Diet. Habitat, Remarkable Saying. Jackson, Gladys tlirahaim. Celia Burlison, Thelma Ryan, Marion Oi'tlo1inielTiiCa.tlf erine Alnisrf61Tg, fi if Howard wniis. Piiiiip if Mudd, Ora C. i XVhite. Paul Potatoes boiled Lee. Mont. i A ll D. S. is a cheerful Hend who mines for en jacket. Pickled canary tongues. Boiled owl. Pink lemonade cold lunches. Hash. Mulligan. Sand. i nerves in the teeth of humanity and gets paid so much per pang for the pain he causes. Hardin, Mont. The difference between mediocrity and genius is Qshown by the fact. that while some men grow shabby and wither away under 35100 of debts, other men are able to accumulate 5F1,000,000 of obligations and to 'live handsomely on the proceeds. lF0I'SYTl1. M0115 1' A dictagraph is a verbal camera which canitake ia snap shot of an extremely personal conversation 'in a quiet and unostentatious manner and reproduce it two years later where it will do the most good. et.l3illii1gS. l Incandescent. horses haul chariots across theisky ' R.F.l7. NO- 23.lin mad races, incandescent champagne bottles shoot itlaming red corks at Mars and dainty forty-foot in- gcandescent legs kick holes in the zenith from the ltops ol' 20-story buildings. Rosfblldi Mom'-lndiieciarei unto you that Nature produces annexi ,tensive and deep-seated hole in the ground, connects it with the infernal regions and once an hour shoots enough boiling water into the air to launder all the 'clothes in the nation. ltlreeley, Iowa. I: ldlso, Mont. l Gossip is produced in the absence of any other imental exercise and forms the sole output of a great many brains which would be more useful to society in glass jars. l A man, in order to have his tooth filled. sits in a lstout suspicious looking chair and has his mouth lpried open until his ribs can be counted from the in- iside. Then a sharp drill needle revolving at the rate xof 11,000 revolutions per second is bored through the itooth down into the collar bone, cooling the drill mow and then toftener now than thenl when it gets hot. Dirt plus VVater. T say unto you that an electric XVeiner wursts. F'isht.rap, Mont. l lsign is nothing more than a piece of long distance reading matter published at meter rates. These .things are indigenous to America, and when the Eng- lislnnan arrives in this country and sees his first eruption of 22 candle power, remarks he is afraid to lwalk up Broadway without a fire extinguisher, EQ1115 E YEVECSRQ.ll'l3llll?1l.t?lll. y Mont. 1 Hope is the beautiful and romantic fever with which most men are plentifully endowed. lt ac- counts for the great sale of canteloupes and the phenomenal increase in gold mines. g c sweetness-. no c -Ili5.P9LY, so Sauer ki-Qiltyi .'oiytech'1hc, 'P Cameron says that a hypocrite is an egregious or Mont, preposterous specimen of the genus Adam, who has wended his way through the intricate meshes of the labyrinth of hypothetical and suppositious verifica- tions, pertinent and relevantly germane to the science of theologising one norm or authoritative standard vociferously and grandiloquently, and is, in the interim, demonstrating himself a devotee of an entirely dissimilar typical structural unit, in an eminently clandestine and furtive manner. HEIITCTC-if - BiPflidliigillgiP01Yl6ClU11f'. TEE sole aimfoifly efgovernor says, 'ifhat intoxi- Hlld fly' 9SgS- MOBY- cation is the refined name for drunkenness and is the only refined thing about it. That this indulgence leads to a man's mental balance wheel being thrown lout of gear and his brain going joy riding. That the police records are full of cases in which men, carry- ing a heavy deckload of highballs, have tried to shin up a skyscraper in order to kiss the moon good night, while the coroner's records are congested with the sad tales of earnest, but overloaded men who have strolled haughtily down a railroad track and have tried to kick a mogul engine in the headlight. That this state of unbalance comes in many forms, some' times it remains in the victim's legs, making them quarrel and go far away from each other when they are needed by their owner for transportation pur- poses. XlcMorris, lininaitureihenw Park City, ililiaiyefstateis that a magazine revolverihas 7 or Harvey fruit. Mont. more cartridges in its thorax and that when the trig- ger is pulled once it continues emitting death and destruction until its ammunition is exhausted. That it was made to discourage burglars, but that now some insurance companies refuse to grant a man a policy unless he travels by aeroplane in the cities. Mr. Lukenbill says that back in Pennsylvania the hills are so steep that when they plant their potatoes one must hoe the furrow and the other hold the potato in place until covered, to prevent its rolling away down the grade. lfurtliermore, that when they harvest their po- tato crop, all they need do is to plow them out and they all roll down the hill into the mouths of the bags below, all ready for transportation to the mailcet. But Setzer wishes to uphold his reputation and therefore says that his experience has been in Montana that they do things on a large scale here. Ralph says that he has seen a man start out in the Spring and plow a furrow until fall. 'l'hen he has seen this same man turn around and harvest hack. Furthermore, that they have some big farms out here in Montana and X. llak. That a friend of his owned one on which he had to give a mort- gage and the mortgage was due on one end before they could get it recorded on the other. lt was laid off in counties. lllti. Dig. will you, digl lfill full your crib! Suppose everything don't meet your wish For a time? You don't conclude You'll find your food Always waiting in golden dish! Ring out a song. Send it forth strong, You'll find the digging easier by a stitch. XYhistle a bit. There. out with it! But if you can't whistle, Only believe and D l Cl ...OG- -l Music Department i Order is the basis ol' success, before we can accomplish anything worth while, we must see clearly what we want to do. ll' one were to be an inventor and wished to accomplish something in the world that had never been achieved before, he would first draft a model. This might be with pencil and paper or it might be a real working model, but he must be sure the model worked reasonably well before he went to the expense of constructing the real machine. So it is with any task we undertake in life, and yet often upon the one import- ant thing, lile, we go wrong, decidedly wrong. llc start haphazard without a form or model and consequently we plunge headlong into the field of action to meet with failure, not only tu our selves bnt to the world in general. XYe were born into this world to accomplish some purpose. and to fall short of this means we have tailed. Therefore, in order to make a suc- cess in life we must have a model or guide. XX'e must choose some line of work and prepare ourselves lor that taslc. The lield is broad, we are unlimited in our choice, but it behooves ns to select some one course ol' study and malqc that the basis ol' all our thought and attention if we are to be specialists. The field inf Nlusic is as unlimited as one's endeavor makes it, and is an excellent field. from a renninerative, as well as a general educational and opportune, view point. i- i-'f if 1 -1 - 1-'s l ndci thc tapablc and ctluicnt supervision ml Miss Xettre lieth Davis, the past year has been notably a year of events and advancement in the llepartment of Music, and the fu- ture gives promise of many more such pleasures. not only for the students of Billings Poly- teclmic Institute, but also for the music-loving people of the neighborhood, as well as the neglected people of the Montana ranches. Various representatives of the department have performed in various towns of the state, rendering many programs, at home and abroad. which have been successful and highly appreciated by the hearers. Perfect harmony has pre- vailed throughout the year in all things pertaining to the department: the students have been ambitions. have been willing and interested. therefore their progress has been commendable. Talent has been furnished for all programs in the form of Male Quartettes, instrumental soloists.. etc. .-X chorus class has been formed, the purpose of which is to develop and in- struct in musical lines. This class is open to all and tree of charge. Various numbers have been rendered in public by this chorus class. The music at the last commencemnet was well worthy of mention. especially that prepared for the May Day exercises. Miss llavis realizes that music, as an accomplishment, has a foremost rank among the arts. lt is an essential. an integral part of the school. Some of the students take music only as a part of a liberal education in connection with other normal, scientific, or academic worlq. There are others who are preparing themselves especially to teach music, and here they have opportunity to master the technique. The object of the department has been the foundation and diffusion of a high and thorough musical education. It has about reached the limit of its growth in its present quarters, but it is especially gratifying to know that the long needed lllusic llall now seems nearer realization than ever before. The Piano Depart- ment is of primary importance to the school. ln order to succeed in this art one must be prop- erly instructed. The idea that anyone who understands music can teach it, is false. The in- structor should be a performer and student himself. Those who desire can talce instrumen tal music in connection with their regular school work. This can be done, too, without de tracting much from the regular studies. Progressive work along educational lines is appre ciated. Rudiments of music, studies in melody, rhythm. elementary harmony, and the under- lying principles of touch and technique, are selected from classical and leading composers. The aim of the Voice Department has been to build tip the voice, beginning with the simplest forms of pure tone production and proceeding systematically to advanced vocaliza- tion. Perfect breath control, relaxation, and correct tone placing are the cardinal points in voice culture. and these are carefully and rigidly insisted upon. Phrasing. enunciation, and resonance are also given important consideration in the course. ..34... --'- Coyote Chorusn l Example uf mme Test I ?J Papers :11111 their omteuti: X Stuff-The lvefl in Wllidl rests zmcl repnses the fillllilf' uf Nutz-s. It is mzule up ul? five llzlrclly preseefl lines between fum' lezm and ill-fe.1 spilcew. This heal is C'lll2ll'f3.'C4l either ut the head ur fqmt 61111 by flldiillg' 4111 more bed mils z1bIn'ex'iz1tecl in length. ,Xlmwlutely 11ecesQ:11'y lu lezm upon, fm' upwu it depends the le:11'ue1 s SIlfiSf1lCtiUl1. X Rest-Sfnuething which is CHIUIDUFCKI 1nfl1lb'EllillQ'IllLl xvhich, when zlppliecl in music, suggests nutlmiug. These tl1i11g'skuwxx'11 as rests are the must 114 qmlzu' uf ull parts uf music, fm' one czm see them in all Cm'11e1' f2,'l'0CCl'iCS, livery FTUIJIGFV, public parks :md lwL1Iex'z11'cIs. It mzule tww much use uf ut mince, it results in lh1'C11killg up the pence in which they nccur. X 51111111-'lihiS :mlmwst humzm being. mfteu e111Iwfliefl in the life uf Z1 mmtulh is the mme- thiug' which czmies 1116 ZUIQCI' wr l3CZ1CCfl1Ill0QS uf 1116 pemm sl1z11'pe1l, tu rise 11116 half de- Q'l'C6l!fQ'hCl'tl1Zll1 it was p1'iw1't1vitslmei11g' shzlrperl. If rllvusul, it is likely tw resent the insult :md beumle Imllqy as Z1 XIiw+1u'i mule. It is tw lNl19iC what salt is tw fowl. Hut- I 116 wlre UT the seomfl lD1'HfhL'l' wt XIV. blurry, fm 1116 futher snle MT 1116 Inmse, hmv- ever. Its chief llliswiwu in the Art uf Xll1vlCiH tw cause Il susceptible pe1esfw11 trmcl1'up4rll6- hulr tune m Slilflf. Tn wuml lf l1stcns1m1cl1 hke :L persfm, whw has been run over by 21 30110 Stanley Steamer, appears. X Swell-'l'l1is is the stuff czlllecl Pride fwuml in the f,qfP1'17Llh, Wllidl 1111611 it vets tu NYHl'kil1g 5 . . . ., .. . , . . . ls lvkely Tw make tl1e1+lm-yect wt lts C'fTH1'IS2l!J1JCZll' llke :L yeast cake s Ql1ilCZlYUl'S 111 El loaf of In'f::ul. 'l'l1e1'ezu'e several x'zu'ieties. fme being the 2 mezwure swell. reselllbling what is clnnlwmly 61111611 the S-xvellefl Hezulf' 11111611 CIll14HfiHI1Gl12llJIC'S mme tu scratch the sicles nf his head with the fingers 3 inches nxvny. ' X Clef-Swmetimes C4lI1fll9Cfl with Zl mek wr cliff zmrl zigzuiu with the 111116 in the rock, lmfmn Ili Z1 cleft. It is, in reality, the 'fI1Cl'1UHI1l6tCl'lif the Ietteri used fm the staff. They often 1166111 in IJ1'fSHI1Q zmfl penitentizwies, the fllllj' llil-fL'1'CI1CC being that the lines furminv' the I ZH elet extend up :mul fAlIbXX'11 metezul Ur WYYCV zmfl buck, :11111 that the IIHISIC :ls sung 111 accur- flzmce with thie lciufl uf priwu def iQ rzlther wut uf l1:11'mfmy, wften lmrslm zmcl Q'l'Zlfillg'Hl1 sensitive 11e1'x'ex2m11 feelings. mtervzllw-Iuterx':1iN are the .liffereme lretweeu the wuurls as iwuiug frwm XYillie's mmm aft- 61 21 flny uf threzlteuing' and fzrthefs Zl1'l'iY2ll, :mfl the zmrlilmle air waves as hearfl from the 1-111,111 where XX'i1lie's fvlclest sister is in elme L'HINlNlll1iHI1 with her beau. These dif- ferences are 61111611 the x'zu'iz1tifm in DitCll.IKl1lfHfIL'l1 the pitch flffes nut 6111116 until 12 p. m.. after siftefs Iwewu has mafle C4PlTSiflCl'Il1JlC wwise in tl1ep2u'Ifn'i11 hii C'l1l1C2lYHl' fOkCCIJrJ1lf nf the same sfwfzl in which sister is sitting. ,X seefnnl speeie uf i11te1'v:1ls is the kiml that elapses between the periufls uf S'fl'CHl1f'lllS Izllmfw wt' il1il1lSlI'iHllN 1 H men. Ocezlsilmzllly these inte1'x'zLIs:ue sw e11fv1'1111mw that they eweetl the 'runes ilu-mselves. when they are cull- efl by 21 rliffereutnz1me.x'iz: inte1'x'z11s of Illllfillf. Xfusic-'l'l1e art uf efmglff1Ne1'z1ti11g' 111166 fn' twelve mutex with fme IIVCZHII sn that the resulting hZlI'1Nl JI1f' will taste QYHPII tw the runes with 2111 1111r1ex'e1wpccl 6111. Jynzunics-Treilts uf the lwwer classes zmfl the upper -MO. The xwlume nf mmise wane can make :md still nwt explode, . PifllliSSilNU4-SiI1QiI1Q' fn' l1mx'li1IQ', playing fn' fll'l1HlINillQ', humming ur Q'C3ifiCl1l2ltillQ,', all very gentlv. H115 IS the mzmuer wt x'e11tmq tum' bv the 1'lQAhfCHl1H persfm. Rather than sux' what is meant, things are tlmuught :mfl nut lUZll'li6'fCrl zluflilyly. x X Nwte-Ts El Qtrzlight line 1Jl'llI2iHj' 1l12lIU'6Zlt6flfll1f1 XY2ll'IlPfI until it is the IJHl1l1Ilil1g'lil1t' fence of either El 1Zl!'QfffTI'21Cf uf space wr Zl swlirl climb fn' ink, flepemlzmt LIDHII wlmether this specie mf note is tw be helrl in the larynx and mwuth until FHITlCf'HCI1Il9 CHl11TtC'fl 4. 6 411' X numhe1's. It is Slll'1'0lll1f1Qfl V111 :LH sifles by nfnise, fliscmxl, :mcl :1111my:1m'e. -35M ' Eklund, Arthur THE POLY iXn lfigtli Note-t lne of the smallest children ofthe Note family, but not capable of inheriting its parents' property until it drops its stem. This variety of space occupation is the variety which is seareelv visihle f ' ' rom a fast tram. ,X 'llliirty-set'ond Note-'llhe next to the smallest pieee of voice culture. This wee child is the next to the fastest creature in the curriculum, save the one-hundred and sixty fourth member of the famous Note family group, and was made for people who travel on the 'fwentieth Century Limited and other 60 and 65 mile per hour trains. Voice. Name. I Preferred C'ord. i y Favorite Pastime. llolt, Nellie l Walter, Rosina i Alto Soprano llasso Profundo Lacking l Drum, Simon B, ' Asl.n'itlae. Vern , l lflaskin, Helen Warme, Olga iAlto Alerrill, Georgia l Soprano Connelly, Lenoir ,Soprano Avent, Maude 1 do Morse, Lucy Soprano Merrill. Margaret i ? Same as liosina Avent, Agnes Soprano llurlison, Thelma y Jackson, Gladys U'Connell, Catherine! Aueh Sopran Simonson, Elsa Alto Never heard Wieder Sopran lflelipsed l Gnilbault, Lex , Carpenter, Clara i tluiler, Homer 'XVeatherspoVon l variety XYir weiszen nicht iAc-cord lTriple Qkopular illis-cord tHe-cord lCord-ate Cord-iality Cord-age ,Common 'Triad lHarmonic Tonic tSherryJ Super-tonic i Dominant Sub-dominant lSuper-dominant Speaking Sub-tonie ilAOSl', lliestful lieveling in Latin. Being' nice to everybody. Presiding over legislatiiiresfi Mei-1-ilywiniiig away' the time. Rootiiia at 'baslietbafl games. Perambulatiri, with or without. Sympathizing with the heron Automobiling. .lust being good. Pounding the typewriter. Smiling sweetly. Argumentarion. if Wearing out sole-leather on the Polviliail? road track. Campustry, W i f S ff Talklllg. if if Recovering from periods' of diseoiiragei- ment Woiirastinatibn. if iii Kfending tofher own bEiness. S S Keeping books for Burlison andnifloinl e,pa'?Le. a . Building air eastles. Sherry C. B. ltlriowling baritone Contentment Y Y Eigng. Thompson, Ralph ,Alright af-9-itil' W 7 Playinfgthe fiiitie. Slayton, Ernest. 4Earnest iSub-mediant lActing Jonathan. W llhen you cannot make ends meet, fill up the gap by standing in it yourself. The lflreshman says XYHY? 3 the Sophomore says H O XV? 3 the Junior says lYlil.lCRl2 ? : the Senior says XYflA'l7 ? g the Post Grad. says lYHl2N F -Then Lllfli . are v u S1ll'SHirl',l UP. Coroner 0liver's Verdict--lnfpiest over man found dead in rooin hanged to hedpost hy suspenders- lDeceased came to his death hy coming' home full and mistaking himself for his pantsf' Slayton writes to newspaper information bureau and says: lVhat think you is the mat- ter with my hens? livery morning' when l go to feed them, l find that two or four have keeled over to rise no more. Printed answer of the editor: lVe are afraid, sir, that your hens are dead. Ur. lfaton, M. D.-llad a few odd patients this morning. Nl r. Kline--ltX'liy? XVho were they? Ur. lilaton-Une was a hee keeper with the hives and the other was a grass widow with the hay fever. -35- mlqhe Advent of lnspirationi' You who read this to learn about me will wonder what I, who am named Inspiration, am. llebster defines me as inhalation, and then states that inhalation is a breathing into. -Xfter you learn a little more about me. you may conclude that I ani something breathed into. as well as breathing into. That into is the human body, the fleshy frame which harbors the soul, the eternal part of Man. I have the capacity to depart as quickly as the SOME- THING known as the spirit, if crushed out by the superabundant presence of things re- gardless of me, and adverse to my propagation. To suggest to you, reader, whence I came, to be present in the earth. I shall relate a few incidents attendant upon my career. In the ages of long, long ago, a being of humanity existed in the form of a Man. The life of that Man depended upon respiration, lRight here I would now have you note the similarity between this dependency and myselfl. Hut. continuing-this Nan was circum- scribed by a fixed boundary, was subject to the influence of the prevalent conditions and cir- cumstances within that boundary. A great and potent influence was the one exercised by the help-meet of this Ilan. A good and obedient Ilan at first, he was finally led to become ac- quainted with that overcoming temptation as existent in the tongue of his help-meet, abetted by the presence within these prescribed limits, of a fruit known as the J-Xpple. Beguiled into ac- tion by the serpentine speech of this helpmeet, the Man took of the fruit called Apple, although it was forbidden fruit. Now having tasted of the cursed fruit, our Man makes a discov- ery which leads him to seek cover for his now revealed nakedness. Conscious of the guilt incident to this trespass, concealment from the face of Him under whose world he was liv- ing, and whose will has been ignored is attempted. Sought out and found by the author of the prohibition, and now the author of the curse, the Man is doomed, by his own disobedi- ence, to earn his bread henceforth in the sweat of his brow. Driven from his former place of abode, and the Almighty decree having been made, something was necessary to be ex- tended to the Man to .make it possible for him to outlive the decree and not grow weary with the newly acquired burden. At this state it was that I was incepted into the zone of the Mortal's life. All around him I was found-in the earth, in the Sun, in the air. everywhere-and it only lay with him to accept me as a sharer of his burden, whether of guilt or conviction of duty. All through the years since that time my abode has been on earth. everywhere where Man might be found. Through the revived earth in its cycle back to those seasons called the spring and summer, I aid Man in the lightening of his task. In the sun, which so far removed from the Earth, warms it and outshines all other rehective bodies: in the rain which revives and freshens that which is 'fl1i1'StyZ in the stars which shine so brightlv and suggest to man the infinitude back of them EIS well as the I Am of the world's historyil in the historical rainbow ever recurring to remind man that the world shall not again be en- tirely destroyed by water nor Hood: in the blade of grass, the green leaf, the busy ant, the beautiful multi-colored butterfdy: in all rlqege things am I to be found: and in them it is that Nan as he learns of them and considers them. FIHCIS me-II1Spi1'21tion. In the course of mv travels in the Em-th, I saw two men in sore need of me. I crossed their path and lingered for an invitation to bf! 51 large part of their career and success. I saw that these two men were convicted of a noble and f3,--1-e3ClqinQ- purpose-that of provid- ing a safe and sound educational home for the neglected boys and girls of the great Northwest. My vigil outside the partially opened door was brief, for upon being invited in, I immediately entered and made within a permanent dwelling. Now inside these doors, I accompanied these men in their journeys throughout the length and breadth of the land. until thev settled on their quarters near the city of Billings, Mont., on a farm all the future school's property. fconcluded on Page 405 -37- Music Clultn T-fi 1-'OLYTECHNIC MUSIC CLUB lt CIl111C. lt C111111' 111 1l1e sznne 11121111161 111:11 2111 11tl1e1' g'111111 things l121ve 011116-215 t11e re- snlt 111 e111h1111y111g 111 2lC11H11 1110 yet 1111'l111Jl1C1l 1l11l11g'l11. 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C. C. H111t. R. C. King, li. 111. l,11lc1nl1ill, E. H. lileinert. 11. Li. 111111611 ff. 11. Sl1Cl'1'y, Pres. 1,. T. 1221t1111, Philip X1'1llis, Gl1'fC1'C1l 215 e21l1inet n1e111l1ers 111 the hrst seinester, t11e 111l111wi11g': Presirlent ............. .. ......,.,, 12. H. lileinert Vice Pl'CS1llC111 .... ........ N 11ss Nettie Beth Davis Seeretzlry .. ....... ............,.....,. 11. 1-1. 1,11kenhi1l r111'6?lSll1'C1' ................ ........ 11 111ss Helen Haskin .,.38... THE POLY My M Under this administration and during the first semester, there were six different pro- grams rendered. une under the general auspices of the Club. viz: The Povertie lxonsertf' which was a grand success financially as well as in every other way. Much credit is due tw the President. Mr. lileinert. All the Officers. as well as the individual memhers, deserve credit for their ready aid and free services. During the second semester, much progress has been made under the ahle management nf the President. Mr. Roy Li. King, and in the latter part ofthe semester, under the man- agement of the Yice President, Miss Nettie Beth Davis. As instrumental in the furthering' of the Musical art and the creation of musical interest, no other organization in the Institute played so important a part. Deserving' special mention were the Drograins enjoyed hy mem- hers of the Cluh only. for in these, as well as in their puhlic programs, things musical, wheth- er vocal or instrumental, were discussed, and much henefit accrued as a result of their consid- eration, The officers uf the second semester were as follows: President .......,,.... .. ,,,...,..,cc.c. Mr. Roy Lf lxing Yice President ..... .....Miss Nettie lieth lilavis Secretary ,rec..,,,c cecr,, r,,,.,c.cc . . . r..,,,,., Mr. li. ll. l,ulcenhill 'lireasurer ............i...c,,i.i.,ic..r......,c.ccci.,icc. c....crcic,.,c.,,...c.....,,,c.,.. . . .... c..... ,........ X I iss Rosina XYalter The Cluhs funds were handled in such a manner that the various memhers always knew just what was heing' done with the money ur moneys collected. .X twenty-five cent admission fee was charged. and a ten cent monthly due thereafter. XYith this organization as with every other one ofthe Polytechnic State. things were done in a strictly husiness-like way. and in pursuance with the cusom or plan of expenditure in the larger corporations or firms, the treasurer drew an order for the necessary funds to he expended, which order always hore the O. K. of the secretary hefore it was valid. thus serving' as a douhle record. Every l'H'Q'ZlIllZZltlVll'l has its small heginning. and although the P. M. ti. has had its mi- nute limegiiiiiiiig, we see for it a hright future-a whole world of opportunity. not confined to the lnstitute, hut a great field uf usefulness and help in the neighhorhood into which its mu- sical organizations or representatives may go and render proQ'rams which shall he to the Poly- technic a lasting' credit. The present memhership of the Cluh is as follows: Mr. l.. 'lf Eaton, Mrs. Mary John- son Eaton. Miss Helen Packard. Miss Nettie lleth Davis, Miss llelen llaskin. Miss Rosina lYalter. Miss Nellie Holt, Miss Lucy Morse, Mrs. R. til. King, Mr. R. C. King, Mr. lf. H. l,ukenlJill, Mr. Clarence Holt. Mr. Homer Cniler, Mr. li. H. lfleinert, Mr. Philip XVillis, Nr. Harlan Thompson, Mr. Ralph Thompson, Mr. S. R. Drum, Mr. l.ilhurn Mlallace. Miss Lenoir Connelly. Notahle among' its Drograms was the hlfvening' M'ith the 0rcliestra. fan evening s per- formance which reflected much credit upon the participants and the Cluh to which they he- longed. E, H, L, Mr. Eaton: f'Xl'rite out all the odd sentences of that husiness letter. tMeaning' l, 3 3 etcl sys, ,. Miss l.. G.: l don't know which of the sentences are the queerestf' The History Class has promised some Hne displays of oratory t?l after the final exams. M e are looking' forward to them with eagerness Miss Packard in English: Some of you will he exempt from finals on account of 7 lllllltftllillll111-61'-Cfil mean punctualityf Lampman after being away at school for sometime returns and tries lu amuse himself hv flllIZZll'l,Q' an old farmer ahout his hald head, hut was rather squelched hy the old man who re- marked: tJrr. when my head gets as soft as yours l shall raise hair lu sell. -39- 1 MUSIC CLUB ESTIMATE 'i Name A-g-e Nurtured Tune. Avooation What Shall Be. l'rol'. l.. T. ldaton Mrs. Laura King' FJ liuey Morse Vlarence Holt Id. H. Kleinert Il. Drum t'. B. Sherry llilburn Wallace Hoy C. King N, H. Davis X Phillip XVilliS E. H. liukenbill Mrs. I., T. Easton I Nellie Holt Harlan Thompsoni Ralph Thompson I Helen Packard ilelptul No record Spoon Age Responsible 'Enticing Age 10 Summers, .XIOONS Elizabethan ETki1ow11 I Lord, How They ln- Acting tlle cgood crease That. Trouble Shepherd nie. The Kings Business Not 1Q5oQ,,Q T' Sweet. Ora, Dear Ora llhotography I iDown by the DearRosyilmlisorimiooto .watnrer I I'll See You 'l'onight'1j,HyEosiog at S -.ff Y- 1 i C'OIHe Back tu Me, I-giushiug i 'W Sweetheart, I I Hang Out Your Front Playllli the game Door Key I lAbsenc-e Makes tlie-looming iHeart Grow and going Passed the vot-'Happy ls the MillerlA t t 9 H d i H g the ing age Nineteen Sum-,Minnesota iners and Onel I . Sleigh-ride No record 223 --Skidoo Not sure llotage Lost count Spooning Youngish B0y o Queen Qlust, playing, then more, Trying something new Sending students for lunch Acting the good Iyve'1-Q FRE ure Poly, tetc. i'Do You Agree? I Mr. Eaton, When XVill :You Be Home? Samaritan JDOWIT By Tlllr' Old I, Q 3 V i I1 gf D00rS Open Buying musical instruments Climing Through y windows lI'll Meet You Tonight lin Dreamland ltlomestead iWhen ls Or c h e s t r 2 Practice? Ehly Village Queen Eating Lunches The Light of the Northwest. The reigning Queen. Mistress of a Montana Ranch. Lawyer. A ylaeader of the Damroch Or- lchestra. The Beariof Wall Street. I. IA Proi'. I I I Superlative Ranch Owner.. President. of a College. I I iDirectoress of a leading mu- p I a ying some'sic department in a prom- iinent city. Auto Salesman of Western Territory y 7 A Siiiniiig iight of' nie Northwest. A miie iiiiffiiiei Goiiienvesi O Ia ri on e t Tsol oft' 'f'T'Rniasi Chic. Orchestra, A if id .iri6fTW5naiHa12eir. TT A Dep't. Head in the Iowa University. Homer Guiler oSailing 'Sweet lieinoir i6EgTi1'p and Famous. I I down the Poly R. y R. tracks Rosina XValter TiSilent lSpeak to Me Only with Smiling' A teacher of note in the E F o 1 ,Thine Eyes Treas. State. A A V THE .XDIVENT UF INSPIlQ.X'IlliUN. fcontinuecl from Page 372 Thus it is that I have been one of the factors of the Polytechnic school life. I came to the Institute in the dawn of its life and have not departed thence since, for the toilers on the Poly soil have received me into their school. social, and religious life, and there do I live and grow. The open hearted reception of little ine,' who am named Inspiration, has lead to the success of the llillings Polytechnic Institute. just as my reception has led other organi- zations, schools, societies antl inflivduals, to attain the high and nohle things of a human exis- tence. Forever am I to he found in the conditions aforementioned, as well as in many other posi- tions. and shall ever there remain. willing to enter the heart and life of man at his call. In parting from your sight, dear reader. I might explain that there may he others of my direct kin, known also as the Inspiration family. who were horn into the world under differ- ent conditions. and who exist in other forms, but if such is the case, I know not of it, and have not met any of the clan. Even you, who peruse these lines. are capable of inheriting my benefits. only seek me and you shall find me an unfailing' supply for vour needs. l-.l -1 1 'tl-lYlVl ARY 1 lYhen the saints come marching in. P1-of IM 'lf Iigitone.. , ,,1A,,, ,,, . , V , ,, ,A,,,,,,.,,,,, , , , A,,AA,,,,, A, .,.A ,,......Y.,,... ' ' l llest he the tie that hinilsf' Pftgif Kline ,,,,,,,,,,A,,,.,V. A A,...,,..,..........,.,.,,................ XYhy not now? P1'lxjf, King ',,,,,, ,,,, . ffoiiie ye to the marriage feast. P1'tVlf, Lulqenhill ,,, , A A.,....,.,,.... ' 'l'm but a stranger here. P1-of Dyer.. A,,,,,,,. ,,, A ,,,......... ' 'All hail the power. Prof 'lf Eaton ,, ..,,....., ...., ' ' Help somebody today. Miss Packaril iii....... ivi...iiiiiiiv.........i..i.....,.........,..,.,....Y.i..... ' 'At rllwiliglltf' Miss Dayis ...,..,.si ... Majestic sweetness sits enthronefl. M1-5, Eaton sss,A,ssss sssi,ii,.,s ' l'here's sunshine in my soul, Miss Johns' in ,ss,,,,,s,,is,ss.i,,,isi,i,,,,,ssi,,4sis,,,s s...s,.,s....... ..,.,........,..,.,.,,.s..,....,.s..,.ii,,...is,,..,,...,.,,,............,.s., ' ' Confidence. :tSlieri-y, Miss Agnes Avent sssss. , isss .. . .... XX'hen we asun.ler part, it gives us inward pain. Miss Jackson ancl Miss tiuilhault... .. .....,,,ee .i.............,,,W,,.. ...............,.........iii,. ' ' How great thy namelu Dollman ssssii,,,.,,,,,,,,iiiis,iii,,,,,, ,s,,,,s,s,ss,,,s,,s,s t,t.,.i... ,,.... ...ii,tt.......... ' ' C D ne thing Neeclfulf' The Faculty ',i,ii,,s,ss, ,.,,,s,,,,,,,,,,,,.ststs,,, . .. .... ...,,. .,.,.it.,.,,.tt, ' ' My times are in thy hands. lull. Oi-cler uf House-wreclcers ,..,t. .stss. ' 'lYill there he any stars in my crown? Noble Hand of Mormons ssssss,,s,,t,, t,.t ' 'Gather them in, for there yet is room. Young ,,,,,,,,s.,,ii....,,,,,,,,.,,,s.i....,..,t,.., i................,........................,...... ' 'The same olcl way. Slayton .,,s,s,,,M,.,ii,,.,,,,.,,t.t,t......iitttts... ,,,..........Ai..........i..,.i..,.,...ii....,.. ' 'Softly and tenderly. .Xrmstronganfl Pepworth ........ s,,, ' 'There is a friend for little children. Miss Morton i.......,......ts,..........ii. ...,,,.,..,. .................... ' ' LX. charge to keep l have. Guiler, XYhite ...ssts ..,t......t......,.....tt,,..,.,i.,..i............. ' 'Reviye us again. K. Lewis .....,.i,... ,... ' 'Sweetheart if you talk in your sleep. Miss Hosner ......i t,..,,.........................t,.,...,.t,...... ' 'Homeward bound . F. Lewis ......... .. Reaflin' anrl XYritin' ancl 'Rithmeticf' Miss Holt ......... ,..,........ .......,.,.........,.,.. ' 'lllhere is he now P -Xshriclge ..,... ......., . .. .,,... Praise XVaits for thee. R. Eklunrl.. . .. ..... ,,... ,........., . ,..,...,.....,,,. ......... ' ' ' Thy word is a lamp. Murray .... Miss iyaitei- .,.,... Mauser ................ Swallow ..... Hanley .,... ........ . Miss Haslcin ....... . . XYhen all my trouhles an-'l trials are o'er. YV 5, ' ' H Love thyme. lb ', N ..,. lioreycr here my rest shall he. ...Hlfill up my pipe anrl till up my howl. ................. Fatliei'. leafl thy little chilrl. ...VO 'tis a great change for me. uv iv VV 31 Harrison .... ,,..,,...............,., Somebody knows. Pickle .... ...,... ..... ' :Singing all the time. lYest ........ . ...... ....... ....................., . . .ul loye to tell the story. .X. lfklunfl. ..... .,......... . .....,,.......... ' 'How welcome was the call, Qlohnson ................... .... ' fPain's furnace heat within me qniyersf' Miss G. Merrill ....... ........ . .. .............................. Merrilly we roll along. Sweetzer .... .... .... ....,.. ......... ' ' l A ngel of Peace. Sctlcl' ..... .......... .................................................. ' ' Hold the fort. MiSS O'Connell ....... ...... ' 'How pleasant, how clivinely fair! MiSF M. iXV6Ilt ........ .................,............................. ' 'Beautiful Isle. HllUlCl' ...................... ....... ' 'T am the merry inilkmairlf' rllflcrl Avent .......... .................... ' 'Silently the water flows. l'lEl1'0lfl Baker ....... ..... ' 'lVa.tchman, tell us of the night. Hugh Baker .............................. Miss Margaret Meri ill ...,... ...,..,.......... ...,....f'Sliall I ever campusecl be? a volunteer. -1- 1 11 1myw 1 11-T1-1E1POL1Y 11. 1111111 ,... L'11111e, ye 11ise1111s11111te. 13et111'11 ...,. .., 11111 11111111 ,,.. ,..., . .... ,... ' ' 1 will 11111 f111'g'et t11ee 1f1y-11y-11ig'11t 1111111 , ,,, ...t.NN'11l1 111'e t1111se Zll'1'ZtyC11 i11 white? 1C11it111's .A . . ..,... V.... 1 1 ..., .,..,.A ,. ..A.A..,. ' ' . Xllll Z11'C we yet 111ive? 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' ' Give 11s t11is flily 11111' 1111i1y111'e1111 Pi1111ee1' Society '..1111111..1 1 11 ..111 1'111 Pressing' 1111 5171'1w111'11 Higher fil'Ot11111 lfztgle i1.11C1'Zl1'f' Sweiety '111111. 11111 1 11 11111 '1Si11g' Y11111' 1.111ty .X111l16111S, Sing The K'P111y 111111111 1111 1111111 1111111 111111111111111111 ' ' ' Tis l71111e, the Great '1'1'1111s11eti1111's D1'111e is-126136211611 1111i1y 11y l'Cf1l1CSt. 1i1ei11e1't 11t t11e Rlliilt R12l1'1iG1f D11 y1111 111e1111 113 s11y t1111t this is 1Z1111lJ?H lftttehei 1i'e1't11i111y. sir. 1Q1ei11e1't: M11yl1e it XYZIS 21 111111l1, l'111t 511711 111111 1 were l11111l1s 11l11111t the 8211116 ti111e. The e1'11w is not so 111111 Z1 11i1'11 11fte1' 1111. T1 11eve1' s1111ws t11e white fCZl1l1Cl' 111' e1111111111i11 wit111111t ez1ws. ..42.. l Pol Gee Club i This .iirganizatiiin is the result tif the cniiiluiiiatitm tif a clmzen buys in the lnstitute what were anxious and willing to learn inure about music anfl tu rlevelnp their own intliviclual anrl unitecl pwwers of singing. Rewrganizeil cluring the early piwticiii nf the li'i,rst Semester, the Club tlicl consiclerable practice uniler the clirectiun of Mr. Riiy C. King, who at present writing is still the leader. XYith Mr. King as Directfir, ancl Mr. Lukenbill as chairman uf the Yiical Music Committee as appiiintecl uncler the auspices nf the Music Club, ta part of which iirganizatiiin the tilee Club ish slime commenilable wiirk was accnmplisheil during the year. Club rentlitiiins have been given at ilitferent meetings anil tin variiwus priigrams uf the schm il periofl. lfntering the wfirk with spirit. imbueil with the fact that in iirrler ln attain any ile- gree nf perfectinn, extensive ciincentratiun ut effwrt must be marle, anxious to sing an.l zealuus tu excel, the intliviclual membership wt this burly trieil tit impriive their musical ailvautagcs. The membership cfwnsists inf the itillfwving: lfirst Tenimrs- Seciincl Teniwrs--- Clarence Halt, l.illJt1l'll bY2lll1lCC. James Pease, llnman lfrb, K Harry Pepwiirth. lf. H. l.ukenbill. Roy C. King. P lfirst Bassiiis- Secfincl lfiassus- C. P. Sherry. Ralph Thwinpson. Philip M'illis, Siinrwn R. Drum. Ralph Setzer. . T Hniner Guiler. XYith the increasecl arlvantages tif the year 1014, much may be limkerl fur friwin this tir- ganizatirin, fur then practice will be helfl fwftener, at staterl intervals, uncler clirect supervision Of the flirectwr. Math the territiiry surrivuniling lflillings lfinging 'fur gimcl music, ancl with in- creasefl pwssibilities in miire Vmaterial, much may be accfimplishecl tif value anrl of praise- T wnrthy character, tn meet a neeil nf the Yelltiw'st'fme X alley. .Xrlieu tu the tilee nf 1913. anrl Mielcievme tw the Glee of lol-l-. PARADUX PROVHRTES. PXRTXIDOX PROVKRTSS. Everything crimes tri him whit waits. -X rolling stune gathers nn miiss. He who would finil must seek. Push fan, keep miiving. Many hanrls make light work. Out of sight, nut nf minil. 'lion many cmrmlcs sprwil the brwth. Absence makes the heart grow fmnfler. Be sure you are right, then gli aheail, Tlirfls mf a Feather fliwck tfigether. Nfrtliing venture nwthing have. Twii birfls tif prey ilu nut keep each other crim- pany. .Xs ye sow, so shall ye reap. The seerl ye sfiw. another reaps, The encl justifies the means. Never clfw evil that g-fmfl may come of it. Mrs. Eiker to Mary: Mary, swine fine has taken a big piece nf ginger cake nut of the pantry. Mary blushes guiltily. Oh. Mary. says mfither, l flirln't think it was in vnu. lt ain't all, replierl Mary, 'gpart of it's in laittief' It is better to have love-'l a short girl than never to have lovecl a tall. , -43- '-7- Polytechnic Concert C1u1J l 'F EO' .MU CONCERT CICUB OF THE POLYTECHNIC P1J1.Y'1'1CL'11X1L' 1'1JN1'1'f1Q'1' L'1,1'13 1'1QU111QAM. ftlll. 81, 1913. P1X1Q'1' 1. 1'iz11111 Duct c,cccc,cc.,ccc c,c..ccc, C ccAA....., C cc,,, C C CCCCCCCCCC. CCCC N111'111z1 - O1'e1't111'e - 13e11i11i Miss 1J:11'1s 111111 Miss P:1c11z11'c1C Violin Solo CCCCC. C.CCCC.CCCCCCCCCC...CCC.C.C.C,,.C,....C CCCCCCCCCCCC CACCCCCCCCC C,CCCC.CC.CCCC .C.C,CCCCC 1 1 5 1 ' psy Airs - Nachez M11 12. 151. 1i1ci11c1't. Vocal 811111 C .CCCC CCCCCCCCCCCCC.C,CCCCCCCCCCC.CC,C C ,C,C,CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC CCCCCCCCC CCCCCCCCCCCCCCC..CCCC. ' 1 'lie 1161111316 Bells Miss 1o1c1c11 PZlL'1CEll'l1. 131211111 511111 CC CC ,CCCC.CCCCCCCC..CC,C ..C1,C.CC..CCC 1CCC.C..CCC C C Le 1311111111111 C1110 i1C311tte1'11y1-1C,z1vz11cc Miss 116111 Davis. Rcz111i11g CCC. CCC... C....C.1......C C C CC..,.CCCC CCCC,,,C.CCC.CCC,C,CCCCC C CC ,C,.,CC,C '1'11e Peculiar Nc1g1111111 ' M11 11. 11. 1,111cc1111i11. Violin S11111 CCCCC.C ..CC,C C CC CCCCC C..CC,CC.C,C ..C.CCCCC CCCCCCCCCC CCCCCCCC ' ' S 1 1z1111s11 1DZll1CCH-1Q6111c61f1 M11 111. H. 1i1e111c1't. P11XR'1' 11. P1111111 S11111 C .CCC CCCC C CCCCCCCCC CC.,..CCCCC, C CCC,.C C CCCCC C C CC CCCCCC 1iNK'lC1111'11C'1 -- Op. 9 4 C1111pi11 Miss 116111 1jZlY1's. Vi111111 S11111 C CCCCC CCCCCCC CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC CCCCCCCCCCCC 1 2 1 11 1i11i:111'12115-SM'ic-11iz11x's1cy 1111 11118812111 Airs M11 12. 11. 1i1ci11c1't. Vocal S11111 CCCCCC .CC..C.CCCCCCCC.CC.C C CC.....CCC C C. ..CC.CCCCCCCCCC.. 0 14162111 of Mine -'1'oc1 B. f121111JW21Y Miss 1161011 P21C1i2l1'f1. 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Sometimes it is soft and heartrending, and by looking around a bit a visitor might notice the long, sad, des- pondent look upon the faces of the listeners, and then the mist suddenly rises, and the long look gradually draws up and spreads in the opposite direction, finally exploding and sending forth peals of genuine joy. Such .s the power of these four. Their fame has extended slightly beyond our school boundaries, for on one occasion they were called to Broadview to assist in a religious meeting. Several other invitations have been received, asking that they sing in various surrounding towns, but so far they have ac- cepted none on account of there being so many other things to occupy their time. Furthermore. they have not been allowed to practice sufficiently to appear before the public away from home. At the present time they are working on several popular songs, as well as hymns, and will be in excellent condition to take part in future programs, especially in the Commence- ment Exercises. Several things have prevented active work among the literary societies this year, but we all feel that the musical department has filled the vacancy thoroughly, the quartet not be- ing a back number. Yye have had a similar aggregation each year, but none previous has done so much to as- sist in home programs. The personnel is expected back next year, and much is looked for in exemplifying the training and musical development received at the Poly. C. C. H. :' ts I ' mn.. - fa- MALE QL'AItTI5'I'. Left to Right+HOMER GUILER, First Bass, PHILIP WILLIS, Second Bassg C. C. HOLT, First Tenorg L. J. WALLACE, Second Tenor. XYillis motoring through the outlying districts comes upon an old darky from whom he inquires whether the darky's neighbor keeps chickens. The colored gentleman answers that he keeps as many as he kin. Miss Barbour is asked by Miss Connelly if she had been to the play in the lelabcock last Tuesday and the following replv is forthcoming: l didn't went: il didn't want to went, and if I had wanted to went l couldn't have gotten to gwinef' . --45,1 - -' Mixed Quartet -i 4 ,F-. n 'g ,, 4 K, wt Q f X V .v 3 -5, if 1.7 5 79 2 , ,hx 1,5-t,43l,zr W , MIXED QUAR'l'lG'l' I,et't, to right: lil, H. llnkinbill, Miss Helen Packard, Miss Nellie-Holt, S. B. Drum. ' ' The persmniel wt the Klixetl Qiizirtet is :ts fwllinvs: Suprziiiii it , ,, it V, ... . A. . .. A A.. ... A....,.. . ,... ,.,A .., , , ,,,,,. , R liss Helen Packzml ,Xltm ,e,e ,........eeee..A. I fliss Nellie Holt 'l'enm- ,, ,.... ,eee ee... . e .,..........l. ,,....., R 'l1'. H. Lukenhill Hass ,,e,l ..,,,,., ll..eeeee ,eeeele e . e l.eeeeeeel. .. ,,...Vee,,, Mr. Simon Drum ,Xcciniipziiiists eeeee ,,.,,, e ,, ,ee,ee eeeeeeel.eele, e e,e., ,..eee......el..,,....,. K l 'iss Nettie lleth lilzivis zincl Miss Helen Haskin -Xs un iiigztiiizzitiiiii vvilling zinil rezulv at :mv time zinrl zill times tw respoiicl to the call of service, this giwiiib hzis pniveii its usefulness in the scliwml life. Nlziny' times has the Snnclziy iiiuriiiiig' clmrcli service been inspirefl bv the music renfletecl by this choir. lf, its is so often cnntenflecl. ll church service vvitlwut the pmpei' mnsiczil spirit. is rlezul, tn' at least not at its best. then bv means .if the Klixefl Quartet has this contention been ztvoiflecl. The members fwriiiefl the trim bf solbists, in ccinnectitin with Mit Drnni :tntl Miss Clwiinelly, vvho ziitletl in the renrlititin uf the lizistei' music ciiiiimisiiig' ltlws:11i1i2i, Coil Over .Xll, l7rn'evei' lllestf' zintl The Risen l,fii'fl. -Xll are zictivelv interestetl in the tnthei' innsiczil events anal life wt the lnstitute, snch :is the L'liwi'ns Class, the Clitwii' xvnrlc, etc. N. H. liwnnil in Xlelbv's list tif the 'llen llest :intl firezttest llmilqs: The tinverninent Xvill Clit Yun lf Yun l7iin't lY:ttch Ont. leltmiet's 'lil'ZlllSlflllllll tit the livelirlsf' Bi'e'i' Rabbits, bv Klr. llnmzis. 'IX Pair of Dice Xlislziiclf' Ralph tu Hzirlzm 'llliiniipstniz Hzi1'lzm. why is it neeclle une of the must persistent of forces P Hzn-lan: 'fztiiiitit tell, Ralph: Because it always has an eye open for busi- ness anfl invztriziblv czn'i'ies its piiintf' Qrchestra Too much praise cannot be given the ef- ncient leader of the Poly Orchestra, for owing to his untiring etforts it has been that the organization was effected during the year 1912. Mr. E, H. lileinert, himself an expert violinist, assumed charge of this in- fant possibility and nurtured it into child- hood and later into the borderland of ma- turity, where the school now views it with proud eye. 'T , in It required great cour'w'e to oroanize 'tn .g g. C orchestra with one violin, one Hute, one horn, and a piano. -Xs a matter of habit. each instrument had a manipulator in hu- man form attached to it, and with many screeches, growls, grunts, and other inusi- cal sounds, which would have penetrated even the skull of a chimpanzee band leader, they, the manipulators, made known that they were to organize and form the Poly- technic Qrchestra. I remember distinctly the tirst rehearsal. lt was a beautiful, soft, balmy evening: the coquettish moon appeared in her most allur- ing form, and the orchestral not only did its soul begin to soar upwards, but it also be- came the embodiment of sentimentalism. 'l'herefore a composition entitled Sighs and Sympathies u as chosen, anfl with great determination the brave little band of musicians began their task. ' The violin began a plaintive melody- soft and melancholy, and so d1'e2t1'y WHS ll that it sent a cold wave down one's spinal MR. KLEINERT Head of Violin Department Director of Orchestra .. l f cord: but now. losing patience and gaini-ng mm-gtg-Q, it beg-an to soar upward with llllgfl' SWCQPF ll the llllgel'l9'il2U l- H1g'l161'aiifl higher it climbed, until nearly exhaust- Jecame entangled with the too numerous ,ti-ings, and there it remained to the accolllpaniment of a sigh of relief from the au- dience, Xt the violin's unfortunate-or fottunat gtuilience, ,Xt the violin's UllfOl'l1L1llE1fC-Ol' fO1 Eunate-retreat from active participation in the evening's entertainment l U the Cl1211'1Ni11g' flllte and its attachment took up the melodv, and , . . lo. it now changed into a sweet and enchanting shepherds song of so pastoral a character ed. Also, one of the manipulator's fingers! e retreat from active participation in the that one could almost see the green helds all about him, hearQnow the bleating of the lambs, and again an angry bark from the shepherd s dog, which etliect was produced bv the horn. ul music, joined in to produce that most probably, which, out of patience with the iestf startling eltect. Of course, the piano and its operator have been endeavoring all this time ,, ene. Up steep mountain sides, down deep to produce the proper setting for the pastoral gg canyons, over smooth valleys, across lonely deserts, and dreary prairies, and then to some flowing river-flowing so rapidly A' that it carried the giuqlienqe g1yv'g1y' with it, i The original Polytechnic Qrchestra consisted of Mr. llomer Guiler, violin 3, fxlr. Philip XYillis, Huteg Nlr. Howard iXrmstrong, horn: and Miss Helen Haskin, piano, lt was not the most desirable combination of-instruments, but bravelv thev, the orchestra, set out, by the ..A. 7-. THE PoLY p p pp intricate paths of the instruments, to tliseover the Palace of 'lslarinonyf' and to a certain tlegree they have sueeeetletl. Xlr. .Xrinstrong retireml after a few rehearsals, discouraged by the fact that he eoultl not fulfill his ambition-that of playing all the wind instruments simultaneously. Later the orchestra was fortunate in :uliling lu its inenibership Mr. Lilburn XYallaee, eornet, antl Messrs. lflarlan :intl Ralph '.l'honipson, elarionet ancl flute, respectively. A eoneert was given onthe evening of November 9, l9l2, ancl a suni of more than thirty clollars was raisefl for the purpose of buying a set of tlruins anal bells. Mr. Lukenbill now presitles over that ilepartinent. 'llhe founilation has been laitl,an1l in the near future there will rise a grancl tower of light. whieh will sentl forth soft, singing rays of joy anil sunshine. The founflation has been laitl, anal out uf the eoarse gravel, inixetl with sancl ancl grit, there will rise the wonderful structure of a symphony orchestra. lfroni this founflation, we hope very soon to see the Polytechnic Urehestra a great foree in the elevelopnient of inusieal taste anal appreciation in the gi-equi Northwest. Xot only will its task he to infuse new life ancl new joy, give a little more pleasure, bring a little inore roinanee, tlevelop a little more the imagination, but it will strike a new hope into the souls of nien: a better untlerstancling of the yearnings of' huinanity: a elearer insight into the huinan niinrlg a greater love for fellow men: a better heart anil nobler thoughts. Such will he the task of the future Polytechnic Orchestra, which senrling forth its nieinliers to every eity, town or village, shall .liffuse that light which brings with it xt gliinpse of the tireat Infinite. l. Queen uf the North .. eee. .... . .. ,....,.. ,.... O verture 'l'he tlrehestra. 2. Noeturne .. . ..,. ,,...... ....,., . . ,....,..,.,, .,.....,,.,...,i...,.i. ...,.,,,. l 7 . Clwpill Bliss Nettie lieth Davis. 3. lieafling ,i,., ,i....,i,,.,...,.,,,,,.....,..i.,.,...,.............,. ..,.. S e lecterl Xliss l,uey Norse. -l-. .Xpple lilwsstvllls ,,i,,,,,,, ,......rr,,,i.i.,t,....,. . ..,,. l f. A. RUlJ6l'iS 'l'he Orchestra. 1. Gypsy llanee .. . .... ........ ..... ....... .... ....,........ . . . ' li. NaCl1eZ Xlr. lf. ll. lileinert. t-. liearlingvlinee Deep in -lune .... ......... ....... tl. XY. Reilly Xlr. lloiner tiuiler. 1. tal 'l'ill l wake thi 'l'he 'leinple llells are Ringing . ..,Xniy Xyooclforcl liinrlen .Xliss Helen Paelcartl. N. l.a Paloma .. .. .,.. ..... . .. ........................ .. .. C. Gratlier Orchestra. -a'-we 3 POLYTECHNIC OHCI'lESTHA Left to right: E. H. Lukenbill, H. A. Armstrong, L. J. XVallaee, Miss Helen Haskin, Pianistg E. H. Kleinert, Direetorg Harlan Thompson, Ralph Thompson, Philip Willis. M48- 'll 4 7 l 1 , gr Fg 'f'll i ll l i 4 i ytjll 'l 'lyj'yiy,,,.1y'll'lfll Ali lull li 'll 'l A 'ill illiwllr' i 5 lil li. ll i l imlllrl lilil l w ' r i li i e y , ' , iii Qlfllvi ,flil r il' illyi, lf il ll ll, i r riff' lf X f i . sflli 'llffllllilrfi 'fl u l ' 9 ,1 ll rvfill llriii' ll' l-llllr .lil i,ln'iv ll' ii' 11 'lil' ln ig X xx, Ili f , ,X 'N I lxmwdk xl yi frlylill, X4 it i Ayl!,lVl2AAM,,i In lip W 47 mglinl f rl.+rlllll i'i'i ,f ,alll flmllrill fl 1 i ii A I ,lllilil X. ' lil' liri I , yrllll i K, iii: I l 'fl .lllfllirytlllli l lll Ml l iii N l, ,I E L if i ,M l lm, -Qi ill 'lx'-ly i ii l, r l 'i I . ,i , il ' l l l v-i Y A yi H i , i i ii i- , fl H ,r I i ily rl-lrrlirr lililllllilellgfr li li lwlil ' l Ili l 'l' '4 Nl' llfllwl v 'ly Q f lklll llc Mufti' ' vliiiiili il ly' l ' l li 'lf l K iii ,lui i ull f il v i wlilie Alpliasn Officers. Officers. First SCIIZUSZLCV. 506011111 Sc11zc,s'1u1'. Presiflent ............,.,,,A , ......, ,.A...A ,,,,,.,,,, Rlieta Klwrton President ... ..........,. 1....,.......,... Catherine U'L'onnell Yiee Presirlent ,A A... ......,,., l Qosina XYalter Vice Presirlent .,AA... .....,.....,. C llaclys Jackson Secretary .,,,,A .A,,. ,.... l .exie Guilbanlt Secretary . ...... ,A1.......,. A gnes Avent Treasurer eeeeeee .,.,....,e. F ieriwrgia Merrill Treasurer ,..i.r. r...,...... N ellie Holt ffritie ,rrrri,,,rlrr.r,i,rrrrrriir....l... rrlirir..,.............. R liss johnson Critie .,rri......,.............r.... ..,.......,......ii.r........ X fliss Paekarcl 'llie fiiwt girls' organizatinn ffgrrinefl in tlie l'nlyteelinie was an open literary society wliieli tlie nieniluers very fittingly nanie-'l tlie -Xlplias. lt lias liatl four years of growth anfl liai lIlC1'CZLNCfl in numbers as well as alfing literary lines. XYeelcly ineetings liave given a valnalile training, in nut only tlie literary. but alw the Social sirle of stnclent life. Programs are given at everv weekly nieetinff, anfl several wnlmlie ui'nffi'aiiis are given eaeli semester. N , , H 5 ZS 'lilie xvrwlf wliieli is clrine at tlie private meetings is eritieizerl by one nf tlie faculty lnelure bee ing given nn a public prograin. Une nf tlie entertainments given tliis year was a llall0we'en party. 'l'lie liall was dee- fiiiatel witli witelies anrl lanterns. tlie supper rmniii was very glinstlyglaeing ligrlitefl witli Can- S flles. anfl aflnrnecl witli all Sorts -if grilmlins in fear-inspiring fnrins. Suitalile games were ar- rangefl for after wliieli was given a regular Hall+rwe'en Supper wlien tnasts anrl after clinner epeeelies were given lay tlie varinne -Xlplias Sueli prngranii anfl entertainments are very beneficial, anfl we Sincerely lifiwpe tlie work of tlie Alplias will lveconie more anfl more interesting anfl lienefieial in tlie fntnre. R. W. I H -4- Alpha Roaster -ll Q l 'ff' .L ' A 1 az, , . - , Q 5 t V 'S 'WW f'JZ'i+0lg T , , 5... gigffw . in ' 1 xnxx , . Y A .gf wb' Z 1 , , .. ' V A, ' .',-1 ' fit 42 . ' ull ' ru , ,- Wg, v i 575 f ' ' 1 if If , - , V x. ,K , 2, g ',' pw' if 1' f Q 4,,j,zV',Q 3,. -Q' 2 ' f', ff xl, . x 41:4 l V .L gi- A t V 145 'Y H x A1 wa, . ' ' 'lfwf l MEF.. Al PHA LITERARY SOCIETY Miss lfzitlierinc 4 likllPllllCll-lll'CHl1ll,'lll Nlplizi Sfvciely, fllXX'fl5'H :ie lizippy as-lmriilgeltl can be. b i Lliiiiiiiwiily lqiifiwii :ix liilly. li-ifelmiiil-iiig in blnne. l,enfiir Cvviiiielly-S1qirrnifi af vlflixl, ninxiviziii. l'li1iii'iiiciiilmei'. ls sure nn une czin be-Gnil'er. Siiiigsler, l'ZlX'fll'9 large ligits, wnizill Kline-s, etc. Lexis lillllllZlllll?SlllWlllilllfl i'epwi'lei' ul x':ii'iwiiN events. Dwires zi Cinelli wliwi will nizltnre intfi I1 cliel Ur-Qi Stuff artist. lilszi Simiinwn--Xleinlmer uf eliwir, cliwrnw clziw, etc. ,Xrflent lizislqetbzill enlliusizist. lxwiiff' ex- pectzuit Klninps'-' nieinlier. rllzirgziret Merrill-llenerzil liziiiiiiinizer. ,Xlwziys iilcziszinti llzislqetlnzill rlewwtee. Xlziniie Merrill-rXlw fl luislcetlmll zulept. zilwziys llllllfllllg' lier fwwn linniness :incl keeping ciriol. Still xrziter flnws deep. l Xlerrill. Ce+ii'g'i:i-I ienerzil efiiixm-iwzitiiwnrilisl. lfnllx' pi'c1v:n'eil lfvr lelie cwiiiiiiwii einergeneies of ' ' l every-ilziy' expeiieiices. llfilt. Nellie-Xleinlicr fit' llzixlcetlmll lezini. Tennis zirtixl. ,X liinrl sister tw the Corelli. Prnini- nent in eiliicfitiwnzil XYf'Jl'li. literziry eiifle:ixwi', etc. XX Jiltcr, Rmiiizi--Pziil lil liqlslqetlemll tezini. cxcitzilile nntiire :il times. Xlziy queen lay pnpnlzii' electifin. iliifliiSli'iwnN. niilil, Zinfl reservcil in nizinner. l.:1tin slizirlcess, m'ei'tniiililes olil lzisliiiinefl lieliels l'CQ'Zll'Ill1lQl' tlie cz1n't get it lliefwy. llitiliaiiii, l'elizie-Sniiiial Qlnilent, pimspcctive Cfllllllll' SCllUlll leziclier. Girls niziy crime zinfl girls niziy gn, lint Celia stniliex mi lfii'ex'ei'. Hnsner, Irene- Ich lielie nieine Man, aber aelil iiln kind. Always on the Scene, industri- nus, and careful of private matters. lllonfler where founfl new. Come back, Irene, it'S zi lllliite act so to do. 7-W ,lyyyy Tl-IE WPOLY Helen Haslqin-l yvzmt to lie SOlllClDOClX'iS friend. All rciunil musician ul tlie Pulyf-clon't lcnuxv yvliztt tlie Puly xvnulil rln yvitliout lier. 1Xl'nst yvilling mortal uniler must trying' cir- cumstances. Success tm yuu, Helen. -Xvent. -Xgnes-Kliief uf tlie Sherry ilivision of suit ilrinlqs. llelieves in entire consola- tiuii :mil practices tlie tlienry. :xvlllLlflX'6 zmtl quiet, ztlxvziys at favorite in tliings in general. .Xvent, Xlguule-Sister tm ,Xgnes. -Xlplift xvorlqer. Superlzltively stuiliuus. Music stuclent :incl interesteil :Ill-rnunil stuilent, lileliglits in lweing near Xlurse. l-llCX'?Pl'lX'lllQC Secretary tw Eilucatinnztl 'l3irectur, Rezuler, Sec. uf State, Music Club memluer. Clinrus Class ztttztclie. perzunlpulates mncli tlirnugli Rluflfl :mil yvzlter, ileliglits in tliese Kluilily strolls. Xl-wtuii, Rlietu-eSteniigrziplier, ciffice zliwl, general fun-mzilcer uf tlie girls' l3nrin. Listerl fruni lifiselnivl. Xl-int., :mil in tlie eyes nt tlie Cvwilq, slie is in rezility tlie llufl nf the Ruse. Klt'1'itwl'i1vlls ivf cinisiileititiini, zulvzmcement, :mil excellence. .Xslc llelizl, slie lqninvs. .lZlCliSHll. tilzirlys-rXlxvz1ys tlie same. Smile,ilrz1t yivu. smile. Czmiliilzite fur Xlziy' Queen. practice teziclier. llielmzi liurlis-wn's guzirilizm :m.l ziiil-fle-cznnp. XX'liere is rlxll6llllZl?H l'm sure slie's near, t1n'ynii :ire liere, rX frienil sticlqetli cliiser tlizm il lmrntlier. One new tliing Il ilziystlizit is tllzulys' inuttu, ltven lflqlunil got tlie liziliit-une new tliing ll clay. liztrexvell, -luclcsuii, nnvl may tlie lmest uf tlie lmest lie yours. XX'e xvisli ynu yvell, yea, liet- ter-lmut tlirlt ivill still nut sutlice4xve mezm tlie lmest. llztils frnin l,ee. Rllblllllllll. llurlisi-n, 'lllielmzi-sltlypnivtic sulmject nt Xliss hlziclcsun, ,Xs ileztr tw eitcli utlier :is Dzivifl zmfl Alwiizttlizui-lieliiwlil limv tliey luve errcli wtlier. Strziying in lruiii lilursytli, tlie lnstitute finfls quite zi liumfm nature stuily in tliis specie. liven ltlliilliriclc cnnsiilers tlie sulmject Z1 gwiml fine. lDl11yslm1LslietlJZlll fur zlll tliere is in iteprziise. -Xlsn Z1 crziclc lmztselizill player :tnil liezul anti-faculty 1'iw1vter. XX'illenzi llufiel,yncli-eil, first xveeli after zmclinring in tlie Puly. QXlmlest example. 'lflieing in frnni liiCllClllZlll1l, Klkint., slie prwmises tcm flu sume tliings in lier line. ltlzlrcel sturlent and close rxpplicant. l3zu'lwiii'. rXtlia-Stizuiger in :t fzu' lnn.l. lilzully :icceptefl irc-in llig 'l'iinlmer, ancl time spent in prepztratinn iff yvfirlc preilicts success in lier cliusen xvurlc. XX'islies uf yvriters seein tu lie t1n'infn'e flupliczttes ul tlns prffiluct. XX ell xvislies ziccfvmpzmv tliee. rxlllfl. Cluistian Endeavor Society 'llic stuilents uf tlie Pwlyteclmic felt tlie neeil Of tlie religiirus services :mil especially uf Qi meeting fur tliemselves, tliztt is, at yfvung pewple's meeting. ln tlie fall uf lflllil. tlie yfiung people met every Sunflziy evening in tlie cliztpel zmil L1llllCflHllcl sung service, liut ni, fletinite xviirlc xvzis flune until in tlie ezlrly lJ2ll'l uf tlie vrinter. yvlien tlie flesire fur sumetliing mure tlizin tlizit xvzis Su strung tliztt ll Cliristizm lfiiflezivfn' Sffciety xvzis fwgzuiizefl. Since tlizit time, tliey liztve met every Sunilziy evening vvitli rlitterent fines elif-sen as leeulers. .X numleier nf tlie members tzllce pzirt in tlie exercises :mil some very wriginztl tlifvuglits :ire given lay tliem. XX'unflertul impruveinent lists been mzule tliis year by :ill xvliu lizive tzilcen part in tliese weekly meetings. .X great interest lizts lmeen slimvn l'lll'ixllQ,'l10Llf tlie yezir, :ls tlie number nf regular :tttenrlants proves. L. M. 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The only nienihers of the orchestra nut feathered in the Eagle aerie, are the pianist, whit cnulil nut he an Eagle because of the tact that all the girls are niemhers of the girls' snciety nnlyg anil the other exceptetl niemhers preferrecl to remain neutral as to society memhership. lt might he interesting to nnte here than eight nt the cvtjficers nt the second seniester's Stuilent finvern- ment fostered the shrill cry of the American Eagle. In the sphere of athletics, the high flying .lfagle again hecnmes ccnispicitutts. Of three hotly contestecl baskethall games between the tives ut the Pinneer anil the Eagle Sncieties, nur society carrieil -wtf the scalp nt the roving Pioneers twice. Un the iliainwnil the future nf the two male sncieties is still in the halance, for the early puhlicatinn uf the Pnly precluiles the pi fssibility of inserting the nutcnine nt the hasehall cnntest hetween these trienilly rivals. Cun- cluiling nn the material as seen in their wnrknuts, we feel sure that the .Xinerican Iiagle will still he ahle tn 'fly alnit with his tail feathers intact anil his heak untarnisheil. One henetit which has accrueil tn hiwth the l,iterary sifcieties as a result nf their kinilly anil unblemishe'l rivalry, has hecn the vlevelupment nt' the watchwiiril clean spnrtsf' llnth nrganizatinns realize the relative iinpwrtance nt this requisite it they wnulil represent their sclicicil with creilit. anil thrnugh all matches of skill ur strength, have livecl out their ctinvic- tic-ns. ln closing, it our gentle reailers will cifwnilesceiiil tn accept nur statements in the spirit anfl mntive in which given. we wviulil prnphecy a greater anil inure glnrinus tuture hir the ,X. lf's. in 1913 anil ltll-l, than has ever heen attaineil in the past. laing live the liagles, nlil anil new, anrl fnr her antagiiiiists she wishes the crnwn nt success anil prnsperity in their enileav- nrs. llihen this success is swught at nur expense nn the griilirnn, iliainnnil, nr haskethall flrwiw. then we wish fur nursclves just a slight excess nf success,-just tn niise init in the leail. l -L. ul. XV. tiuiler, Hiiiiiei'sss tfiirly 1 track man: suh-haskethallj easy in mnvementsg ileliherate in ac- tinn: the generally quiet lilly trinn l,aurel. Lewis, Freilfulust plain lfreil: amiahle in carriage anil hearing: has wnn the ailmiratiiin uf Clara, talfinti 1 high jumper. anfl all the time happy liiiyf' l Xshriilge, Yern- eXsliy : crack haskethall playerg snn nf gi State senatnrg interesteil l.iterarV Snciety man 1 memher nt l,egislature triim District Xin. 23 lover of law anil gwmtl fellnw- ship. lfklun-l, -Xl Elllll'f l'1liUI lover nf hasehallg mathematical anil gteeimnting shark: ex-asst, hank i cashier: rather interesteil in liurli-siins. lililllllfl, Ricliai'ilFlh'iither to -Xrthuri hright stuilentj guiltless anil guileless einer mf gm imp- viilual: alwavs willing tw learn, anfl always learning. fvfm-my-, tiscar- l at : the Pnly heavy-weight: kinil. an.l ilispnseil tn make nthers sn, he gets alnng U. li.: ailniirer nt Hertg the prrwtege nt the Pnly, fin- he ig 1,61-Qff ,,f the gmmcpmp presence fit his parents. stearly stuflent: suhject tri tits mt hlues. i Ilgn-1-igrm, Ger,,Ys'fIg,1-1-ie 3 ciiinparative stranger in the Pnlytechnic State: great li iensl nf tn- haecn. nevertheless a schnlar fit excellence :mil an algehraical wizarrl. Pickle, Cen,-'lilie Pfnvell, XYyiiining, htiyg Pick hy name. hut never stiurg img mf Pulv-'S right hanfl men: great literary worker an'l flepenilahle, all-rriunfl hiiy: ainhitinus haskiet- hall player: legislator. tffvnlc. ,lfvliii-lliiiiiesick lunvszit first, new ilelightefll anil ahnnt fletermineil lim remain with the Pfily: lll7lI'YClHlls cnmmercial hfmnk worm. -53M Hanley, Har-rv-lfxteinimnraneiwus rlehater of the Eagles: expert eai'trmiiist nt Pfilv ,Xnmigilg I 1 M1 T1-113 POLY 1 l'1111111pw1111, lQ1111111i 1'11111111i6 3 111111513 110211157 CZl1Cl', Q,'l'L'Zll 1111 1-gg-l'61-115, 11111 s111161'1111iv6ly 1111111 of P11l6s1i116 111'11111161sg 111165 11111 1.116161 111 116 61111611 il 11111' 1111611 116 is 11111: s111116ti1116s 111-1'11111111111116s 111 l'll1.ll1'l' ll 1Jl'1l1l11,1X'L' lllZlllllCl'11C111l'C11161111181 1i11s1 111111g1111111'. 1111131111391 111, 11l1l'l1ll1A-.Xll1111lL'l' '1'1 111111110111 lJl'11tl1L'l' 111 1111111111 111111111116 111 Illll Z1 1ll1lll'C 1111111111118 1.i1l'L'1lCh11'Zl 111111111611 1116 1111111 1-1.11111 l,2ll'lC 6111. lllllllllwll. 1111116116- li11s11 Q 6111'1111111is11 6x611111i1 111'11'61'3 116111-'111s 111 Q11111111' 1ii1l .X11 11.1 1311'- N , 3 11163 1116 l1111g 111 113 1lL'l1g'll1S lll 611111111g 111111 61111162 ,111'611, lQ11ss6l1- I,1111-11 1 .X1lll1HXX'llCj'1S 1111411111111 11111'111s 1X'l'L'Sll1llQ' 111111 111111101-1112: '1'1111111 g 9111116 s111'111161'1 L'11CXX's glllll 1C1151111l11l1f7: 1Yi111111X. 111111, 1.611-- l1111'11 1611161 111111-111111l'i61 ' 111. 1111- 111111-11111111 Il1lllHS1Jl1Cl'L'I U 11111 111116, 6t6. : . , . , . . 1 .XlS1l 11-11111 1215111 I1111161' s 1'l11111Il6111'. 5111111111, 1f1'116s16 S1111'11111 3 1111slq61111111. 11llSC111l1l. 111111 s1111 111. 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B111 JX1111111 9,142 pl611.s6 his 11116. 111111 EYE 91242 please A1l11111-tc1- tal, 89,3841 Then, again. 1216 81-124011 herself. Zlllfl 1111111111 also 812-12-1011 1111115611-total. 9,938,480 -54- Pioneer Literary Society ,VFW - ww-'Q YNY . ,is , f wg, -Ha is ' PIONEER LITERARY SOCIETY OFFTCERS OF FIRST SEMESTER. OFFWCERS OF SECOND SEMESTER. Lowell Johnson, President llonian Erb, President q7LQR Honuui Erb.XHee Prewdent luuph Serzen Xiee PreQdent Glen Oliver, Secretary lllvll UliV'J1'- 5PC1'9f21I'Y Kenneth Lewis, 'l'reasnrer ll2lll'lPl'Ull Slierfyi Ti'921Sll1 S1' Ora Bluddq Sergeain at,Arnis lmnreh Johnsorn Sergeant at Arnis Pioneers! Uh! Pioneers! lilow littingly the worfls will the great poet niay lie applied. True, the ilays of the pioneer in the physical rleyelopinent of our country are past. hut the lielil for intellectual ailyaneeinent is enter' lirognleiiiiig anil recruits for the tlit- ferent lieltls of research anfl thought are rlaily lieeoining inore essential. 'lllie aspiration o the infliyiilual, his ann ancl ifleal are what constitute the intellectual anml nioial iilire of the eoinniunity anwl nation. lieyolutions are not the result ffl' any eoneertecl action of the niasses lfut they are the natural sequence til' an iileal l'oi'iiiulateil in a trainerl anfl active niincl. The neefl of the country toflay is for men of nioral anal niental stamina anil strength, true pio- izeers, who may assume the responsiliility in tl'-3 years to eonie, anil who will faithfully anrl fearlessly apply their ifleals to the hetternient ol' the nation. XYhat isa hetter nurturing groiincl for inrliyiflual anwl inilepenielent thought than the college society room? Here the prolilenis of the rlay are fliseusserl anil flehate-l. New t'ir-ories are expounflerl anfl eritieizefl. 'Unex- peetefl talents are fliseoyerefl anil fleyeloperl. llere. not in frat anfl eluh houses clo the nien who are to attract the notice of our nation in the ev ming years, acquire their early training, ancl here ilo they reeeiye the inspirations that will leafl them at soinetinie to revolutionize the worlfl . ln other worfls the society is the hirtliplaee of the Pioneer. This is the ifleal we lzaye lcept liefore us througli the past years of our existent-e, and this we hope will he the :tim uf those who will follow after anil who in their turn will rloniinate the spirit of the Pio- neer Society. During' the First semester ot the past year, the Pioneers husiefl theinselyes with pulilie entertaininents anfl fleliating. ln the last semester the regular work was interterefl with to fl great extent, hut a thor- ough sturly of pztrlianientary law was eoinpletefl in connection with the cleliates aliout Current events anrl issues, C TZ, S, 455E- f 1' Pioneer Literary Society Roaster .X stands for Ariustrong, cultivated in tlreely, lowa. 'llransplanted to the famous Valley of the Yellowstone. XX'onderl'ul wisdom displayed in debate when the following debata- ble words are sounded in assembly: Under the discussion at hand, it is absolutely necessary that the liovernment own and control the Railroads, for it is shown by its l m , v great success in the matter ot owning and operating the Mail. Look at the carriers, how important a mission they fullilll Poor as the country is in dukes aurl bei'eft of barons and soldiers, the gray blouse of the llCl'SlDll'lllQ'CZ1l'l'lC1'1lS he brings us our morn- ing' bale of get-ricli-iluick literatu1'e is the only emblem which cheers us with the know- ledge that the government still lives. ,ln fact, he is the Mercury of joy, and the errand boy from l'aradise to the anxious lover. .X lllsii stands for Avent. cultivated in liurlinglon. Wyoming. l,ater grafted on to the Poly- technic soil. ,Xlden let it plainly be known that he is decidedly in favor of less Latin and a more widely vliffused knowledge o I' how lin drape one's self on the back of a chair and address the stall-fed multitude in such a manner as lu jar the chandeliers with ap- plause. AX greater knowledge of how to hang on the wings of metaphor without falling off, and of how t'o hold a thousand men through three four-furloug speeches on schools, things esculent, etc. li is for llaker, cultivated? Now found in the State l'olytechnic, coralled in the Pioneer So- ciety. .ls much in evi-lence as an inventor of things useful lnot yetl. ls really good at invention, but not of fact. llas invented Cthat is, thought nfl coffee percolators, shoe strings, button holes, baby carriages, locomotives, and everything else. Had at one time thought of appendicitis as an indigestion, but now someone has produced instruments bv which the human body can be unbuttoned like a vest and revised on the inside. Be- l cause of this being' his ambition. and because it has now fallen to the fair judgment of ,I 1 l 3 fu another, llaker has withflrzuvn from the competitive fielvl of invention. Vllhis is Harold Bakerl. t rthermore stands for llugh Baker, the man-to-be of the Institute. Cultivated from a mere plant, on the ltoly farm. llugh has somewhat of the same opinions, etc., as does llarold Baker, and is somewhat of an inventor also. He says that if it were not for in- ventors we would still be cooking porterhouse steak on a willow twig, sculling a1'ound on horseback instead of on the back of the lightning bolt called an automobile. and that we would be killing each other with clubs instead of using the more refined and less messy revolver. Almost everything has been invented, Hugh says, except a cussless col- lar, a shoe string which will stay' tied, a homing' umbrella, a disappearing wart, and a noiseless cough. ll again means lletor, the boy sprouted in Marysville, Mont. hligrated to the lower alti- ff is tudes and was lost until finally located at the Poly. ls a wonderful relater of narratives but is entirely at variance with the Bakers, for Phil declares that inventors must be pro- tected by tlie government lilqg other wild game, for when a genius has put a few wheels, levers. dogs, pawls and cams together in a new combination, Uncle Sam gives him a patent which permits him to sue the rich people who steal his invention as long' as he has any money left. - for Cook. mu'tured in or about lsmay, Mont., but when you speak of lsmay, do not get the impression that he is guilty of lsmaying off when things don't suit, for that is not Cook's attitude, he is a boy of industry, as well as of spirit, for often he w1'estles until he must gasp for want of breath, ansl this wrestling' is not with the .fXngel either. Cook speaks of lsmay as being so large and the streets of so winding a nature, that one is apt lo become hopelessly lost in their romantic maize, and that in the first ten minutes of fconcluded on Page 851 -55- The Polytechnic Church The rvorlc along religious lines has been very gratify- ing this year. There has been a variety of religious services and studies. There has been the regular .Bible Class under the care of Director Eaton. Each day there has been a chapel exercise and on several days uf the xveclc, the mes- sage of the chapel hour has been a message of religion. Some members of the faculty have had regular days for the conduct of this service and brought to it a special pre- paration xvhich insured interest and helpfulness. The min- ister of the Polytechnic Church has aimed to be present at chapel once each xveek, and on such visits, he alvqays de- livered a sermon or lecture on the Bible or Christian ex- perience. The Sunday services have been held regularly and have been attended by the students very pnnctually. The morning service has been in charge of the lidncational Director for the most part, and un a number tif occasions, REV, WALTER H. NORTH ministers from neighboring torvns have come in to preach. Pa5'0'Of'l'fP 'Y'eCh 'CClmcl' The Christian Endeavor Society has been carried on with enthusiasm and success, the students taking a great interest. ln addition to these reguar services. Rev. E. XY. Cross, of Livingston. delivered a series of evangelistic addresses which resulted in the conversion of a number of students. 'liollorving this, the pastor gave a series of three addresses. and at the Easter Communion, received thirty-one into the membership of the church. The religious life of the institution. however, is more than can be described by ac- counting for the number of religious services that have been held. The Christian life of the school is, to be observed in the moral earnestness of the people who compose it. Hon- esty. purity, charity,-these are the cardinal virtues which are upheld in life and practice. The spirit ofthe school is such that the sinner against these virtues feels the scorn of popular feeling against him. The business of the Christian enterprise is to encourage the develop- ment of character which shall stand the tests of life anywhere. Those not famil- iar xvith the type of young people attending the institu- X tion will hardly realize hoxv f'Vl a:f far reaching rvill be the in- ? fluence of the Polytechnic Church. Kliore and more it is the purpose of those in charge, to train the young 'E -4-L people in the management of church affairs so that on go- ing out into the larffe world, . - they rvill be competent to 1226, FFL' 4 6 W ,fr S Y V lead in the rvorlc of the F Q: Tis s- - church wherever they may s f 'TU E2 7':T1-s -Q 'f- 'Li-QJfi i7fi2. 'T T i ll, 7-.. l I .L ---- 'f y' f f' -1 'li -Y'-.51- ii1is LfsL:.i 'i's f'-:L ef-fi? k -'2'1-e------1-7 Concludecl on Page 86 f S ---' Self overnment -T- i,,, wx 'filmqllx Q i OFFICERS OF FIRST SEVI ZJTVR STUDLNT GOVlzRN'vlILNT l . n,n,m,W ,wwf V,,Fq,uJ4m, 7 , 7, ,W , c WM, l, The idea ul- student sell goycriiiiieiit was lirst expounded the latter part of the second school year. lt was not developed, howeyer, because of lack of interest. The third year, both directors were called Fast in behalf of the school's financial interests, thereby leaving the inan- ageiuent of the students in charge of a coniniittee of students and faculty. During the three inonths' trial cal. this plan. such interest was shown by the students, and their conduct was so iniproyeal, that upon the return of the liaton brothers, they iiuniediately noted the different atniosphere. and heartily advocated the permanent installation of student goyernnient. A brief and incomplete constitiitioii was then presented and adopted. AX new difficulty now pre- sented itself, greater than all others in the eyes of the legislators. After holding' their second session and passing a number uf bills, they were very inuch chagrined by the refusal of the iloyernor to ratify their actions, on the plea that the session was unconstitutional. This was due to the fact that upon :ul-ioiiriiing their hrst meeting, they had overlooked setting' a time for the next session. 'llhis act flepriyeil theni of the privilege of any future authority as law inalcers until called together by the Goyei'iior. After three weeks vacation. they were aroused to a state uf actiyity by the necessity of new laws being adopted, 'and needless to say, there- after they always stated the tiiue of their next meeting, when adjouriiing for a recess. This was the only serious inistilqe made during their adniinistiation, and it iuay be safely said that any of the legislators are as coiupetent to conduct a session, or can formulate a bill that would he as creditable and beneficial to Montana, as has been produced during' the past session at Hel- ena. On account of thc completeness of the tirst legislature, the work of the second has been coniparatiyely light. Unexecuted laws are nierely ideas. and ideas alone will not adyance the welfare of any enterprise. That is what the executiye department is for, and their purpose has been success- fully accoinplished. Aside from their usual duties of enforceinent of the law, the Governor, Lieutenant Governor and Secretary of State act as a board of parole and pardon. They have been obliged to act only on a few occasions, and haye shown discretion and fairness in such cases. Possibly the positions requiring the inost attention are those of the Mai-slml and his deputies. In performance of their duties, these officers have shown deterinination and per- seryerance, and have niaintained order far superior to that of the three years preyious to the ad- option of the Republic plan. One special feature in accordance with the national custom, is the issuing of the Tliaiilqsgiyiiig' Proclamation. 'llhis and the lnaugural Address are two of the leading requirenients of the Coyernor, and special attention is giyen theni, as they are very did- actic as well as politic in character. Aside from these duties, the Governor is empowered to ei. as T .... THE PQLITT a.s--.-a-. . sign er yetci all bills passetl by the Legislature. Tle appoints the ,lutlges tit the Supreme Court, antl by appointment. tills vacancies that 1-ceur: he alsn acts as atlyisnr to the yarinus officers. The Lieutenant Gtiwei'iiei' presitles over the Legislature antl assumes the ntfice of GOV- ernor in ease that pt isition becomes yaeant. The Secretary of State is in close harinony with the Lieutenant fiOVCl'11Ol', inasmuch as this officer keeps a recewrtl of the pr-.vceetlings of the Legislature. antl presitles oyer that assem- bly during the absence of its Chairman. Last but not least is the .Tuilicial Department. ilt cnnsists of a trial judge antl his ap- pointetl Prnsecuting -Xttt -rney. antl the Supreme tl iurt of three. The trial .lutlge neecls to be a man nf impartial tlecisinn: une nt magnituile an-l fairininiletlness. It is nn him that there is placetl the greatest respnnsihility. He has the ptisitinn that aftnrtls an opportunity nt ile- yeltiping the strt-tiger an.l preyailing characteristics nt' nianlintrtl. He tlecicles the guilt nr in- nocence nt all ilefenilers anrl law lirealcers, antl is in a pnsitinn tn use his nwn cliscretinn as to the nature nf the penalty tn he iinpnsetl, This ctvnrt xy-fuhl nnt' he cninplete withnnt the as- sistance -if an able attnrney. lt is up iii the eyitlenve pintlucetl by him that the ,lutlge must base his tlecisinn. Une is iiistitli-iein rtitliniit the nther. The trials heltl are public. anil very in- structive tn all whit atten l. lfir inure interest in this .lepartinent nf gnyerninent has been shown by the citizens iluringg the last twti athninistratifins, than in any other feature nf the SCTDMPT. The tlecisivins Ht the Vltiilges hare been str acceptable that in but fine case has it been ileeniefl necessary tn appeal tn the Supreme tf-,nrt lnr justice antl this was only an appeal fur a new trial. tlther than lills, anil the interpreting nt a few laws, the Supreme Court has not been calletl int-- seryice. This alnne shnrt s the law ahitlinei spirit. antl the satisfactinn nf the stuclents with the Gnyeriiiiieiit. New other tlepartment I-t nur selinnl wftrl: is sw practical nr attnrils the opportunities nf tleyelfipment alnng' sn many lines, as tl-tes Self finyerninent. lt exten.ls an insight into the pnlitics as they actually exist. lt creates interest in the tleyelnpment of our nation and its people. It awakens in one that sparlc nl' enthusiasm anfl patrintism that ntherwise lies flor- mant. In the hrst part nf the year it was an experiment, hut its successful nperation has proven beynncl a ilffubt that this is the itleal manner nt nianaging a stutlent hntly, ancl all pro- gressive institutions mf learning' wriultl be amply repaitl by atltipting' it, C. H. ancl L. A POLY COURT SESSION Mr, lillinef' saifl Kltilltiwney. nts slst'.'1'iX grit the measles. Well, then. Thnmas, yntt go home antl remain till ynur sister has entirely get flyer them. ,Xtter Thninas left the rtmiii Park is hearfl tn l'ClllItl'Tsf, f1ir, Kline. flliillnxxiiefs sister whit has the mumps lives in T wrsytli. lin ynu thinl-Q nl' the recall? Xnt very pleasant. is it? T.. fluilhault: ilves.y1it12tl'e all iight in ynnr place, but l have never seen ynu there. , -553- F.. l il 1 isiovwwpjr Q EF? i iiklllwll ij ri: 'o gf' ' ' ' l N is Z, .if it it 'i ietf i bil' Nl V Up K H ul AW iff' Q ! 1. s it tgp! ' fr -ffm-- 1 i 1' . , , W 'l ,, e f ' -A W wfSsL,1istr,eL1iW 9 i Gov. l'lolt lnaugural Aclclress Xlembers of the boartl of trustees, faculty, citizens of the Polytechnic State, and honoretl guests: lly the expressecl wish of the citizens of our new state, I am privilegecl to appear before you this afternoon as your chief executive. l leel that you have clone me greater honor than flue nie, anil when l. look aheail to the important duties of this high position, l can but feel my incompetence, although you may iest assurefl that l will entleavor at all times, to serve you to the full extent of my ability. 'loclay marks the beginning of the most important periorl in the lite of this school. The young men anfl women who are stuilents here, are to be trained for citizenship in the most practical, benelicial, anil instructive manner. Schools in the past have been paying too much attention to the knowletlge tlerivecl from books ancl theories expounilerl in some class-room. insteail of stutlying the ilry text-book of civics anal government, it is now the privilege ot the stuflents ol? the llolytechnic to learn the wr-rlciiig ot the government by the actual making flllll executing of their laws, anil carrying them into effect in this state. XYe may congratulate ourselves as iuembers of the first institution of the Northwest to put this plan into actual practice. lt is for us to flemonstrate to the boaril of trustees anil the managers ol' this institution that we, as a stuilent boily, are able to make this a moilel school gogvernment for other colleges anfl universities. This we can rlo by the combineil elitort of us all. Xlvliat l mean by ell'ort is conscientious anil willing enrleavor of each citizen to fulfill his iluties as well as he knows how. The lack uf truth. loyalty, anil justice, has been the ilownlall ot many a person who woulil otherwise have been great. These three essentials are the foremost in the lite of every great anil gooil man or woman. During the weeks that are to follow. the legislature, anfl the executive officers of the court of this new state, will have many rluties to perform. Laws must be marle anrl put into force. These laws must be just anfl l'Cflsi'JlEZ1lJl6. Possibly no representatives anrl officers in this state in the future will have so many llfll'll questions to settle as those who are now entering upon their cluties. XVC shoul.l realize that a failure on our part will have far reach- -60- TI-IE POLY ing etfeets. that a success on our part yvill heeome a motlel for many others, antl that it is for us to tlemonstrate In the hoartl of trustees. who have shown this great eonliclenee in us. that ue are yvorthy of their eonlitlenee. Our entire nation is noyv stirretl up over the prineiples of the clemoeratie, repuhliean, socialist, anil progressive parties. Xyhatever our vieyvs may he regarding national politics, yve feel that yve helong to the party of true progress in a neyv state, yvhose layvs shall he lrtsetl on truth. honor, antl iustiee: in a state yvhere the people rule: antl also in one that is not flom- ineereil hy great corporations or eonihinations ot vvealth: vvhere the olllieers receive no sal- aiy. hut are simply yvorking for the gooil of the eommon people. I noyv have the honor of appointing' to the Supreme Court, yvho shall he the interpre- ters of the layvs, antl also the court of hnal appeal, three of our eitizens in yvhose ahilitv I have, :mtl helieve all other eitizens of the State yvill have. ahsolute eonhtlenee. For ehiel jus- tiee, Philip Xyillis. associate justices. Klr. Ilyer anil Xlr. Kline, In eonelusion I yvoultl ask that. as you hy your free yvill. have eleeteil me to this high ottiee. you yvill upholtl me tluring' mv alministration. C. C. II. OFFICERS SECOND STUDENT GOVERNMENT 'XXX HIDE 'IU TIIIC Pt JI,YTIiLfI INItf S'l1X'I'IQ. Roll on, thou Polyteehnie State. 'Tis true your tasks are hlue, Roll on! Your snnwlry hills fall flue. Stop not to ask us yvhy: Your armoretl coat is yvearing through. 'Tis thine to live or cliel Ilut ilon't let this trouhle you: 'Iilirough storm anfl toil anfl ery lieep on! Ilfill will IJon't yvrite to me or 'phone meg Thou holilest aught for mel lfor my mistleeils eonrlone mel 'lihy highest rise I may not see: .Inst pen my symphony: Ifor 'lime noyv holfls the key: o Ifloyv onl Stay onl XX'hy expostulate or yvait: I'll elinzg' as hest I ean, Xlfliy tlevitle so soon thy fate: My vvilflest life I'll tan 'yYe'll unite at the pearly gate: .Xs onyvaifl you strive anil plan: Roll onl fio Oli! I,ovell: Oi flon't knoyv phyvat's th' matthei' yvitl thot tahle Iallin' t' pieees as 'tis 'loin' I is NIIJUF-Cfl fur seasonerl yvootlf' Hart: Seasoned, Yer right, th' wood must 'a hin seasonecl in th' fall, fur th' leaves flo he droppin' ahff' .-61... Q t THE POLY, e t, 'iff ff? N X Y is if e Xe ' v f M x x I 0 La i ik-d k , i , ,f 'gs N' Z, p Q. 0 Y all . f' W, -'eel 1-L er- 1 ,ff A fff lg -A A Q' v'ixX 2 'Law i V Y 'F T if e, X 'ff' 1 . N f L y' ,xfey M4 - 7, ,f f :L:4f3i'V 1?J - 4 e 'S ,, - xv X , i , 62,12 me 'D' xxx A gk , , Xa Q i ' N -E i Mfr! , Kg YQ 'I ,-fXk If 4 id: ,- t- .i ,W -Z, 11 7 Q e Q21 'i R ' f !'?2'Z1'5i1fH, gf, , .. QW ' , f - ':'!'f51f'g':-.'1 rgjw - 4, W , 1 as--7A.f?..,':4 - tx X QV ' XX i s. A-,, ' f XL ' il X The hztsketlmh nezwin fwr this year was 11. wry successful fine. perhaps not in the niinfls uf swine unzteflnzlinteil with the eireniiistzmeee, but to the nienihers of the institution, :mil zilsw to the team whit kiiiixx' hest wine wt the flititiciilties in f'J1'Q,'Ell'liZil1g' any kind of an athletic teznn in Ll new institntiwn. et' mi V7 43, I I5 BASKETBALL FIVE 'tif C 7 53 mf MBR .-5 Z.. 2111 1 T1-IE POLY The 1i111e11111g g11111e 1111s 131111611 1111111 f1'l.1111 111-1111e 111111 1'C91111Cl.1 111 Z1 Y1C1U1'y fff11' 11111 1e11111 5e11N1111 :1.11K1 L1 QTGLII 11e111 111 C1111111S1l14111 XYQIN S111'11'11 111 1111- 1111111111 1111.1 51111161119 11131111 1111: 1'C11l1'l1 111 111e 1621111 f1-111111 11Q 11111. Z1XX This 11 111e 111111511 YGIII' 111 1Q1r1s1se1111111 1:111- 111e P1111 8111111 111e C1'CL'111111 111 111e Q,'1'l11l121S111111 11 111e 1ee111.1 11111116 H1111 111e C1111111S121S111 S111-11111 111 1111 g'l1111CS 1111111-11 1111 111e 1111111e 11111111 111111 '111. 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GIRLS' BASKETB LL TEAM 711116 g'111N 11e1'1- 1:11e 111 ge11111g'111e11 1lL1N1iC1117l11 11-11111 -1111'1e11 1111s YC?11', 111111 111e1'e11,11'e 11111 11111 1111 YQTB' 11111e11. 1Ye1111111111e11111111e Q'I1111C 11e1111-e11 '1111. 11111 111111 1L'Zl111N 11111- 01,'L'11111Q: 111111 1111- SC111'C 11111 11111 1111 11111. 11 11'-X T1 11-1'1 11111'141fi'f111 ' 1-111111.-, 111- :11111 11111011 :1 f1:1111e 111111 111e I-1. 11. S , . , X 1 4 ,K 1- , fm ,1. ,121 . 1 ' -5- 1 fa fu , 1 1 1 -'ff-. - 11 1, 1 1 fi1s'? lW3i1 'IHQU1 , I 1 1. My 1 1 5 , 1 , . ,.. g1 , .451 GIRLS BASKLTBALL T1-QAM 11111 se111e 111 111e1111-111111 111 N1X1CC11. 11111 11:15 11 V611 g111111 s1111'1 1111 111e 11151 game 111 1111 Y ' I 1 li e '. l i l l A 1 , LTHE .PQl-YEL-. LL L L team, the first ouside team ever played by the Poly girls. The score was seven to one in favor of llillings, but they had to work for it. Most of our team will be back next year, and if we have a good coach, we will play many outside teams and win. Our girls are all very anxious to do their best and will do their best, therefore the Poly- technic girls' basketball team has very good prospects for the future. : ff? .f s3iaf' 1-1: 'sg- Ns.- ' --dmv I9l5 FOOTBALL ELEVEN FGOTBALL 'lfliis is a sport which is comparatively new and in its infancy at the Polytechnic Insti- tute. Considering that a portion of the season was gone through without coaching, that not many of the 1912 men were in school for the 1915 session, that a team had to be whipped into action in a brief training period, that this team was largely made up of raw recruits who had but little knowledge of the national game, and who had but a limited ability to realize the full value of unity in team work-all these things, and some others, being taken into consid- eration, the work of the 13. P. 1. Football Eleven has accrued unto itself no disgrace during its 1913 lease of life. Practice did not begin until late, and when it did begin was not as regu- lar as it should have been, for other current duties demanded the attention of the team mem- bers. Such is a partial history of the 1913 Football Team, but not even a partial eclipse shall dim its glory in 191-1, for then things will be running more smoothly, due to greater experi- ence, to the presence of a never-dying determination and better facilities, and to expert coach- ing and better organization. Under the conditions as before related, Nlr. King, the 1913 coach. moulded into shape an aggregation which bade fair to master all obstacles, and showed up to excellent advantage. although their list of victories cannot be defined as an enviable one. 1Yith the open air life and the free atmosphere and range of the students at the Poly, a physical perfection can be attained by those who will abstain from intemperance and in- temperate things. These advantages are some which are to be coveted and respected by the successful athlete. Robust and healthy boys are the product of the lnstitute farms and shops, and with a larger 1914 student body from which to draw, and a number of 1913 players back in classes. great things can be expected from the '1-l eleven. .-Xny student who enters the Poly may feel sure that if his ability merits him a place on the Football, Paseball, Basketball, Track, or any other team, he shall be given that place. for the body which shall decide on the fitness of candidates shall be composed of 5 members. two to be faculty representatives, two to be student members of the Athletic Association, and 4 -64-- iw WWW y yyTl-IE. POLY yy yy y WM'-mm the fifth member to be the Athletic Coach. NYith this metlium of eliuusiiig the vzwiuus repre- sentative Ol'g'Zll'llZllll0llS of the seliuul, no unfairness can exist. nur any fzlvrwritisin shown. The territury within reach of the 'Billings Polytechnic is extensive in that it hulils mzmy opportunities for meets of various kinds, whether baseball, trzlelc, tuutlmsill, bzislcetbzill, ur zmy nf the other sports. Nut as Z1 boast. but as a hupe :mil eunfitlent expeetutiun of what the ineuming zmcl pres- ent talent will be able tu aeeuinplish, the inottu or wateliwuril ut the B. P. l. fur l9l-l shall be, lYziteh Lvs ll'in. Those eoinposing the l9l3 eleven were the fulluwing: Center ..,.....,e.e.ee....e.e.......e..,.....e.,....,e.e.e.....,.,,,..,ee S. B. Drum R. T. ......... ...... ulinscmn, Luwell L. G. .... .................... - Xntwne llelby R. .....,...... ....,, Holt, Clgu-enee L. T. ........ ........ - Xriiistrmig', Howartl R. H. B. ................ .................... .............. P e use, James L. E. ......... ..................... Erb, Ruinzniy Quarter Bucks ............ O. l-I. Cuulq :mtl H. Guiler L. H. B. .... ...,................... K lziuser, Bert Substitutes-ltlzirvey Qllelllurris, Vern As- F. B. ...... ...., ....... C it merwn B. Sherry briflge. Hurry Pepwwrtli :mil A lilcluntl. R, G. .... ........ ' liliwiiipswii, Ralph it Y- ... YY ,K .. T X.. ,...., me cp ,ggi -up T is t. 'f'7'5i'f+5w 1 ' M, v ., , l9I 3 BASEBALL NINE BASEBALL XYhile this gzmie has never reeeivefl the ztttentifin ur been rlevelupeil to such zm extent as the fvther spwrts in this 5CllUf'll, still it has always been helfl flezlr by ull :mil finly the Hl'JlJU1'- tunity is neeflefl in wrfler tu mztlce it fflremfist in nur athletic eirele. The bztslcetbztll seasiim has been sf, active an-l successful this year that very little ztttentibu has been given to base- ball sm far. Lztst year, :L few minfir gzunes were playefl Sllf'1Wlllg' an increase over the twu previous years. The gzmies playefl were with the Billings H. S. :mtl the Y. Xl. C. .X. llle were vie- y K twrif-us in bfith games with the Y. zmfl in the tirst une with the ll. S. The lzist gimme witii the Tl. S. was lust fin zieefiunt fit fiur la nys lmviug tu neglect practice fur spring' wurlq fin the farm zmfl fur the rehezirszil ul the efimmeneemeut play. Our zmnuftl gimme un XYzisliiiigtu1i's Bll Elll'lZly between the fzleulty :mil stuflents was nut plzxyerl this year mviiig tu Zl surplus of snow. The umissiun wt this gzune was very much regret- , -6 5- THE POLY tell by the laculty, as it is natural for that august boily to tlehght in trimming the stutlents-in baseball especially. They will have ample opportunity to clisplay their talent this season, as there are some speeily ones among the boys, auil with an orclinary season anal goofl weather, others will be invitetl In take notice. The early publication of the annual this year prevents the revealing of the real happen- ings of the coming season, but let us give it our best support anal leave the rest to the boys. C. C. H. it 'L nh.. I N wah-11-vuNa.4f.va:y'0'i-will i . - A A , , of - ' Q wsu' r g X if .V . X y . N Q-V l. I . Q V M VV ' 'fi V , , 'V , I , A 1, if I il ' , i A I 'ii,iiXi . . fi it , .1 ii ...ti ...T fe f.++...f- . ff-H Avi -Q M11-tsetf-itsftwlsimfiffs B ju ,Aitvgfx L , .,,,. N POLY TRACK TEAM TRACK This was the first branch of athletics to be successfully tlevelopeil in this institution. The first year the track team tlefeateil every team they met. aufl the reeortl has not cle- creasetl or fallen below this stantlarcl very much, ever since. The traelc meet is loolceil for as one of the great events of the last clay of school, as it has always been such in the past. Thus far the team has not been tlevelopeil to any great clegree, owing to the fact that the early publication of the Poly preclutles the possibility of reeorfling the feats of the Or- ganization tluring the later meets. The intloor track team participaterl in one contest from which they carrietl away several of the ribbons anfl marle the highest average for the munber of competitors. Xlve have a splenclifl group of beginners who have alreacly starterl their work of training. antl are putting forth every effort to flevelop a winning aggregation. XYith Mr. C. lil, Sherry as manager anfl eoaeh, with the clear ol-'l Poly spirit behind us, anal a bantl of loyal associates before us anfl with us, we feel assuretl that victory will be Ours in the coming meets. O. C. M. TENNIS A . , . . ltollow your nose as you eome out of the floor of the girls clormitory. and in a few minutes you will finfl yourself on as pretty anil well kept a tennis court as you woulcl wish ln fincl any place. T Here many a rousing game has been playecl by the Poly boys ancl girls. Tn almost any bright Spring. Summer or Fall morning or evening, you will finrl an enthusiastic Croxvcl, each waiting his turn. with racket in hantl, to get into the game. As yet, no games have been playefl for championships. Pieces of pie have been our largest trophies. Shafle trees have been set out near the court, and as the watermelon patch is near at hanfl. tennis at the Poly proves to be much more attractive than on many courts. By next Summer. we are looking to the laying out of another court so that all the ten- nis enthusiasts may have an opportunity to take part in this invigorating out-floor sport. This is only one of the many attractive features of outcloor life at the Poly, so just give us time anrl we will leail in tennis as the Billings Polytechnic Institute will leacl in everything. 7-56- West Bungalow Personals If February can March, or if April May, still one is not necessarily out of June if they' lulv about it. If they do July an August person, they are likely to be Noctoher. .Xt leastdthere is not apt to be much time between the Iulying and the need for the services nf a coroner. Baker Marched. Casey May, but August Mauser does not like to be ridiculed. and if he is someone is quite capable of being Noctober. Drum declares that he heard a piece of rim rock fall the other night. Upon investiga- tion, however, it is believed that the noise will prove itself to have been but the resounding sonatas from Youngs nebulous nasal appendage. more commonly known at the trumpet Simon can not, in fairness, be reprimanded, however, because anyone not accustomed to the nocturnal selections of the redisent noctiferous orchestra CH. should not be criticized and declared radical when he makes such statements, The XX'est Bungalow Orchestra is com- posed of the following musical talent. viz: Lynch, an adept at blowing his own horn: Har- old Baker, equally expert in harping on his own Stl-ing-3 Holt, who plays second fiddle: Mauser lead a humdrum existence: Young gives a solo on his Nasal Organ every night, x '-.' ithout stops: Swallow spend his time in whetting his whistle: Thurston is fond of his pipe: and Stocker,-he harmonizes the former chords CH by adding his naturally endowed voice which shall 501116 day be required by Gabriel in latter day functions. But, all done and said. Three cheers for the Bungalow Orchestra! The peaceable inhabitants of our domain would like to know what it was which crawled out from under the door of the bathroom some time ago. It was very large and of muscular build. It crawled through a panel and was last seen in a hasty navigation for cover in EX-Gov. Holt's Room. Ask the present fudge what its possible identification is. Crash, splash. phew, Ach Himmel. Hut, don't be alarmed, dear reader, nothing more serious than Stocker's kicking over a cuspidor. But the after effects,-enough said. Au Revoir. He, the victim. peacefully sleeps, not knowing nor conscious of the imminent danger This victim is Swallow. calmly and unsuspecting he sleeps on. mouth open and ears guilt- less. A figure ascends to the transom of the room containing the now inactive body of the sleeper. A very sudden aerial stream of H20 strings on its way via the transom route and, strange to say. finds its way in a beautiful rainbow to the couch of the somnambulist. and it is with difficulty that the beguiled draws his next breath. Ytfith the first breath after the deluge, he must needs make his lungs the receptacle of the full mouth of water so truly aimed from the negligent transom. The body is now no longer inactive, but is immedi- ately inverted and transformed from one of a potential nature to one of kinetic likeness. thus to shed the cold fluid and the inconsiderate present recently received. just dreaming of the pocketing of the second hat full of money caught from the knot hole in the steps of Science Hall, you can imagine the dreamer's chagrin at finding instead a mouth full of stuff so common as water. Vtfell, the halls echo back and forth the sound of a heretofore unheard tongue CU. Nothing results. however, from the systematic search instituted for the offender who made the mistake, for at such tirzies guilty hands and consciences have pro- found rest and sleep. 'A There was a soft tread. another one, then a little hurried whispering. Then some one entered the Apple cellar. Soon that long deserted spot was short of some of its contents. Those now departing contents found their way to the VVest Dorm. They reposed there until a short several hours had elapsed. then Erb, and others of his rank. bethought them- selves of the possibilities for discovery in their native halls. 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Mljersonal from thelilast Bungalow Qnce upon a time, long. long agog in fact, it was last semester, two boys, XYillis anil Armstrong, very seriously contemplated flriving insane the occupants uf the East Bungalow. The ways and means of iloing this were cliscusseil, after which the conclusion was reacherl that by attempting to sing a song they coulcl at least torture the stuclents horiibly, if not clrive them insane. .-Xccorclingly, just after Lights Out, when every boy was about to betake himself cozily to the lancl of ilreams. two voices tthe one, Concert. ancl the other, lnterna- tional pitch. each having the range of the 36-4-l -Xrmy rifle anml a volume equal to the report macle by the falling of a SOXIOO foot stretch uf rimrockj. ciackefl asuniler the stillness of the night. The souncls proilucecl were the most awe-inspiring ancl unearthly imagin- able. antl many a boy after the first note uf warning. hirl his heafl uniler the covers with a shucltler. which shuclcler soon maturetl into a palsy of fright. .Xt last, some, more bolil than the rest, stole forth anil caught the songsters l Fl in the miclst of their most vigorous con- tortions. ,HX call to arms was issueml anal a rush was maile for the singers l ?l who were subiluenl after some rough jostling. They hail. however. broken some ninety bottles before they surrenilereil. The ballail was entitleil Ninety-nine lllue Bottles Hanging on the XYall. Muclcl is out on parole. His life may pay the penalty if he breaks his woril. He is guilty of foully murilering an electric transformer antl a song entitleml Pioneersl Ol Pio- neers! Even then. his lust for blootl not being satishecl, he hackecl the lifeless bocly uf the transformer into pieces with a screw clriver. This is not the worst, however. The fact is. he never buriecl the remains until several ilays after the time limit presci iberl by the ljoaril of Health This is sworn to bv several members of the bungalow who have a verv keen . 5 . nasal oclerizer. The Pioneer song, seeking vengeance nightly. comes with each sunset to lurk in the vicinity until after -larkness sets in, ancl then. in the form of a stiff ancl un- relenting winil. howls anil moans arounil the bungalow in which the atrocious cleecl was committeil, all night long. thus seeking vengeance via this nocturnal requiem, until the flawning clay again flrives it In its migiatory haunts tri await another sunset. ln its mis- sion of revenge. this now embo liecl Pioneer ghost almost mlrives Mr. Lukenbill crazy, so much so. at least. that each night he greases the corner of the bungalow so that this Ghost XYinfl shall not creak when it rouncls the angle. lirb anrl Drum are very polished fletectives. Their greatest g A faaz 1 accomplishment to rival Sherlock Holmes' recoril was their final- .: inf. -Xrmstron0' in his trunk. c f s m 46 , E XX illis hacl a very peculiar experience lately. He returne:l 1 'lj ' v one clay from his classes to tinrl his room full of smoke. He was , P - . , . . . ' ' - . not trightenecl. Xo, he just callerl louilly tor help. police, water, gy! anil several things with which small boys shoulcln't play. ,Xll J Q L this time he was rushing about, frantically but surely creating 4 I . - . - Kip Ti T Q 4? a rough house in his search for the mysterious cause ot the smoke. 7' f- ,, ' . . ' . . ' '. ff,-,J 1 lhe blue clourls were in evalence everywhere: in tact. he coulfl bt H f ai - 1? 9 hnrl nothing but smoke. He swallowel about 27 Cu. lfit, of it . 1 ' ' ,, . . . T, 0 1 27 A A anrl then became a 'loafl 3 his eyes absorbed it until the tears WW Ulpff were rolling in rivulets flown his cheeks. Through trunk anal Q? f vb ?f warflrobe he searcherl, but founil no fire: neither coulil he tinfl V 2 Z, EY any in his suitcase nor in his becl. ,Xt last, as he restefl, he noticecl ,A w gr the large crowcl that harl collectesl. ancl especially XYhite. who '87 5 X harl been first on the scene. Then the possibilitv of a ioke began tl K . .. ' ' Q 'P I to clawn upon him. XX illis wants to know what maile the smoke. g. 'Qgl Nlull 'bfem l t tl l l Qltslstll -, 'gf - rr is a rave ana-um er i' ie ias iis 'o s i 'aim:r. frontier moclel, six-shooter. ancl a few men to help him. 'A POLY PRODUCT' The Royal Orrler of Klumps helrl their initial meeting the THE EQLY at aa meegeae, last week i11 l el1r11ary in l'i1'2lllli ll-lllllCl'iS r111,1n1. Infornial invitations were sent out to tl1e .lit'tere11t lllCllll5Cl'S. 'llhnse ahle t11 he 1ll'CSClll were: Leo Hart, eliairinang Fred Lewis, secre- tary: lflfllllli llnnter, president, and ,Xlden Avent, viee president. Refreslinients were served and 11 swell time was l'CIl11l'lCtl. l el1r11z1ry 23, Rli1lnight. lf111e1tsteps are l1ear1l 211J1J1'UZlCl1l11g' Arn1y's door. An evi- dently 11tl11'iaI l411111-k is l1ear1l and tw1e1 shad11wy l-t1l'1l1S are seen t11 disappear llllllel' tl1e hed as .Xrmy tlllCllS the 1l11111-, lt is Sherry wh11 wishes to lJtJ1'1'OXV a elnek. Ile gets tl1e eloek l1nt still l1e lingers Zlll'l see111s t11 delight i11 saying senseless things at which stitled splntterings and s1111lli11gs are faintly z1111lil1le fl'11lll tl1e 1lireeti11111gttl1e lately Is1nayed couple. Sherry, l111wever, linally departs, seemingly satislied a111l 1111s11spiei1111s. HCOIHC on ont, Pep Zllltl Baker, he's g1 111e. 'lhe eleeti11n 111 representatives was a grand affair i11 tl1is bllllgilltlw this WllltC1'. The eleeti11n was l1el1l i11 hlnilge SllCl'l'y'S 1-1 ll 1111. iXlm11st every inemher prese11t w111'e an evening ing dress snit. liennitli Lewis seemed very mneh at l1111ne and voted against everyone a111l CX'Cl'f'llllllg'. Sherry llllil a el11se eall 111 Vlnliet. lle XYClli 1lHWll witl1 tl1e very good intention of play- ing l1:1sketl1all, l1nt it seems that HlllClS had i11tenti11ns z1ls11, Illltl wl1at he playe1l was either a winning 111' l11si11g gaine 111' HllCIll'tS.H 'l'hree 111' fnnr attempts were made tn ki1l11ap tl1e lad, l111t happily with1111t SllCL'J4S, 'lhe kidnapper might l1ave StlCCCCllCtl if l1er 11211116 had heen Agnes. iJQllXX'tJl'lll gets 1-11111 fnssed il'y1111 melt candle grease int11 his hair. He l11ses l1air as well as teinpgr i11 getting' it 11111. lie tl11GS like itil have his 11111111 stacked, though. lIe111r Zlll1l l.11vell are rivals i11 e11lleeting ferns. They hnth claim, hy right of discovery, :1 eertain fern 111 he f1 1111111 last Semester 1111 tl1e Ri111R1i1eks. The specimen i11 question is ll little in:livi1l11i1l in l1111ks hnt is t1fllCl'WlSG fairly g1s1111l, At the present writing, Betor is in pf1s-'essi1111. H. A. Sherry vying witl1 lDl'lllll litbl' the prize uttered hy tl1e Ananias Clnh: Wie have ants 1l111vn l111111e as hig as erahs. I gness I've seen 'em fight with l1111gtl111r11s, which they used as lanees, eliargiiig CilCll 11ther like savages. llrninz lint they tlllllil C41lll1J2l.l'C with tl1e nnes we have right here i11 Montana, np i11 lilC vieinity 111 tl1e Cnster l3attlefield, f11r there the resi1lents have trained them as beasts of lllll'1l6ll. Une tlf them e1111l1l train a t1'1n load f11r 111iles witl1 ease. They work willingly, hnt 11eeasi1111z1lly they ltll'll 1111 their 2lttCllfl2llliS and kill them. ' This was 11111 lllllfll f11r West, who 11verl1ear1l tl1e e11ntest for snpremaey, so he lllqlliI'6llI Say, liD1'11111, what s11rt 11f ants were they? Dl'lllllI 1 Eleph-ants. Bliss ,l?lCliSV111. C11flCHvf11'i11g' tfil impress 1113011 the smaller Ones tl1e story of J'XlJ1'Z1ll3Il1 and tl1e i1l1s1ls: 7 The i1l11l had eyes, hnt it e1i111l1l11't, ..... ...1 ? Se-el exclaimed one. lt had ears, hut ite011l1ln't ,1,,e,. ,.1... ? Hearl answered another. lt had lips, hut it Ctilllldllif ee,e..,., ,..,.. F Speakl CX1Jl1f1llCll a thir1l. lt had a n11se, hnt it Ctilllltlllii .......e1..., ? XYipe it, lispe1l tl1e 1leep thinking 11ne. Miss Gladys then 1lis1nisse1l l1er class. XYhy is a man who is fund 111' his cigars like a tallnw candle? Beeanse l1e will smoke when l1e is gfrlllg' 1T1nt. P61'Dl.Y0l'fll says tl1at very few lllell can handle a re1l-l111t lainp chimney and have wax melted lllttl tl1e1r hair, and at tl1e SZllllC time say. UrllllCl'CiS no l'llllC like tl1e present time, with- 1111t getting a hit flnstered. QIIIE 1 J Some Limerick. .Q V 0 ' Na ov? if fx! 1 , 1 T an O O 1 E 1 Q T H 1 Q ,i!jJ?f? I 1 ff' .1 , 021 11 X T531 X HE JUKEST iii 1 Q il 1 11 7 . , T ll i 1 There was a small hoy in P1 il'teck, , , ll'ho was buried in snow to his neck: li X llihen they saitl, Are you friz? , T, tiki He repliecl, Yes, l. is- T But we clon't call this coltl at Pol'teck. l T lv., if .-,:.,- ' .-,Q l, - -- f .- wM.L Do a flriying business, saiil the hammer. Anil the lmarrel a1lrle1l: Never lose your head. Make light of 6YCl'j'llllllQ.'.H echoes the tire, eynieallyg lint always keep cool, flies the echo of the ice. Miss Haskin- Xl'hyl Xlliat is this big clent in the dining r11on1 Hom? Y. . . . ,, 1 1. Miss Sinionsons- filhY That's where Mr XX illis ilrnppefl '1 piece nt hrcarl L . lf. L.: Hehtloinerlal-weekly, lllllS'El'Z1tillll2 l feel very liehiloineilal t1ifl:1y. Miss M., YOLII' new niece pretty? Miss M.: X es, I shonlil say sog she makes me look like Il Mnflil fence. The new rooster crow: Fr, lil'-Fl'-131'-T211l'il'li.H Darl's Old llreeches. lYhen clacl has worn his trousers o11t, They pass to brother Harlan. Then mother trims them rounclahout, And Ralphie puts them on, XYhen Ralphie's legs too long have grown, The trousers fail to hicle 'en1, So llalter claims them for his own, Anrl stows himself insi-'le 'em. Next Sam's fat legs they close invest, Ancl, when they won't stretch tighter, They're turne-'l anfl shortenefl. washefl anrl presserl And fixerl on me-the writer. Ma works them into rugs anfl caps lYhen l have liurst the stitches. .-Xt rloomsrlay we shall see tperhapsj The last of rlafl's olfl breeches. Tl l li CLQXSS lllEl,l,. liinfj' on, thou classic hell. ring' on! , 74 ' 5 N 1 The charm uf life from thee is gone. lhou long flirlst hang hehinil the floor' v x Thou oft iliilst help to chase 11s mort lfpon nie thou hast niafle impress That helfl me for a while, l guess. liecause thy ringings were the signs That tolfl to shrewfl cletectiye mincls lYho here harl crinipecl anrl who crini -Xnrl who hail e'en shanipooecl his hair perl there. The tinkling' souncls speql o'er thy face Anrl gigglerl at the human race. The tiny tinkles thought it fun To keep the stuclents on the r11n. llut now, alackl thy fateful rlay ls like to tear thyself away. Likely no longer to he rung' lay Sherry, For we have grown quite sanguinary. Comracles of th Qli t Hour ,fx V A - T IQ olo we E fi l E-A Ilmfll X11 l-'ffm H Fl .. I M I.: . f li if 1 IVY- M Qs ..,. l jf, ,K AN- 'V' 'E ...P will WZ, I H, fl-'fi 'ff 5 lp lllllht 'xii'-,-. 'W3'xA 3 T X 1 NAbUljJ'KJ:l V' f fp i lx .'-3,v,yg, ff' j , W.- .hr-f I ' H 'ry ,373 Ll 'TWA 5-,, if I I 5 I l 4 I ,. ,ll Kg A, 'Tiff X l ' lx ' If X11 fljlyi f - fe oo Q41 I V e- 'fl If , Q ,Q ,, - I ,- 1 ,,, - , . 1 v , V . ' V -i K V. ll M51 dvi--lf lgl fiQ,x,,14 ,gl ' 3. oo , .. 3... N U. , Y an 5 1 A4,, 5 fn... . H. D? f'lTl1lE Q sl I E 'I H ll I R .I'.X'l lil IN SXINT . Sl. 'NIU 1'l'lNli 'l'.XSSXX'HlQl7 .. .... . . ....llfJI,Y SAIIIIQIC .XllllIl'llS. Artlnn' U. Kline 'lflioy V. King f'f 'f1Il, 'l'. liliiton WNV. II. Dyer ll, Iinkenbi lflQl.XlQS. Il. W. Johnson X'e1'11Asln'i1lge li. Sion-lu-1' V. C. Holm Guiler R. Iirb gk Zllll. XVz1lluf-e S. Dl'llll1 F. Il. Sherry l1lQH'l'IlIilQS lirnest. Slayton Wallace Lync-li Antone lXlelby IC. ll. Kle-inert Kenneth Lewis Fred Lewis 'ISSIQIJ lllifilxililv' lX'I lfX1.'lellCS. Bert Mauser, P. G. AI. Hugh Baker J. Shupak 'l'l1oS, Mnllowney William Kline H. Swallow O, Lanipman Geo. Harrison Panl XVliite Casey .Tones I-I. Pepwortli Russel Lovell IX l'l'liXl'lQli: Some Unclerstood By-Laws lilllS.'4SlllHliC only llizil wliicli Yon lizive, finfl flu not lilnwow l:I'Hlll your nu4lilio1 lin :ill tlml can lie rctnrnell is tlie zislieg. Uno.-lbrziw :ill vzipin- tln'ong'li the nose lmelore cvliziling it: it is :in excellent niulnnn lo irevent tlii clean' iezisfniliifi 'ol the lninn. l K N 'l'ln'ec-.Xll cigznw zlnrl cigzlrettcs ninsl lie SlllHliCll until :ill save H is conxnlnel nx wtnlw funnel lying :n'f'lnnll without zni owner. will lie zinzilyzecl. zlncl. ln' telic tcctli inn rezil oll'enrle1' will lie illcntifiefl. HMC lu ye who nizilce ol llllZlY2lllllllF.l1l.XV. Yicr.-'llic ininnteat pznlielcs ffl' olle1'ilc'1m11s 'lnnie slizill lic Qziclqcml, :nnl tli lniqnm in af' THE PQ'-Y upon carrying it to the big ditch banks, shall be expected tn sninther same in the niiilecues tif the water. Xllild Sub Rosa. in the basement. Mln the Chemical Lab. Pittsburg Stogies. identified by the dense volumes inf waste vapor. fssxln Gov Cl'11Ul S rntiiii. Turkish Trtipliies. zmgrtlliniiig' Hall, Red Man. :'MMPeace Pipe. Private Office. The UCO11ll'2'ltlCSi Parable nf the lYeed. Then shall the lcingdtiin of Satan be likened tn a grain of 'Viibaccti seed, which, tlitiiigli exceedingly small, being cast into the ground. grew, and became a great plant, and spread its leaves, rank and brnad, sn that huge and vile wtsirins fnrnietl a habitatinn therenn. And it came to pass, in the course nt time, that the suns nf man ltinlceil upnn it, and thnught it beautiful to locals upon and ntuch tn be desired tu make lads lnulq big and manly. Sli they put ffirth their hands and did chew therenf. And some it made sick. .Xnd it further came tw pass that those whn chewed it became weak and unmanly, and said, XYe are enslaved anl canniit cease frnni chewing it. -Xnd the mnuths of all that were enslaved became ftiul: and they were seized with a vitilent spitting: and they did spit, even in the ladies' parlnrs, and in the house of the Lnrd. -Xnd the saints inf the Must High were greatly plagued thereby. -Xnd in the course nf time it came tw pass that tithers snufted it, and they were taken suddenly with nts, and they did sneeze wit a great and mighty sneeze. sn much sn that their eyes were filled with tears and they did lniilc exceedingly silly. .Xnd nthers cunningly wriwught the leaves into ri-lls. and did set tire tu une end therenf, and di.l suck vehemently at the nther en.l therenf, and did liitilt veiy grave and calf-like: and the sniwlie nt their twrment ascended up like a tug. .Xnd the cultivatinn therent became a great and mighty business in the earth: and the merchants waxed rich by the cnminerce therent. .Xnd it came tn pass that the prwfessetl saints tif the Klnst lligh dehled themselves therewith: even the prior who cnuld nut buy shties. npr bread. nur lmtinlcs fur their little fines, spent their mnney fur it. .Xnd the lairil was greatly displeased therewith and said, lie ye clean that bear the vessels tif the l,wrfl. Let us cleanse nurselves frnin all hlthiness tif the flesh. XYlieret1n'e, ciinie nut friiin aniwng them and be ye separate, saith the Imrd. and twuch nnt the unclean thing and l will receive vnu. lint with fine accnrd they exclaimed. XYe cannnt cease trnin chewing. snuffing, and puffing! , 'lil-IERTQVORIQ. Ye members tif this Club. because tif the nianiffwld injuries pertinent tu this indulgence. will ye ever be the slaves tif the nasty, pnisiiiiwiis weed? liew peuple are killed by the accidental discharge tit duty. XYhb is the wiser. the student who says he does not lcnnw nr the is-ne that tries tw bluff? Xte have uften heard inen say that they wnuld die il' they did nut have stiniething tu dn. and still nit une ever heard tit a lfiater that died. Xtliich gties thrtiugh tirst-the bullet ur the htile? lsn't it strange XYliat? That the night falls withwut breaking, and the day breaks withwut falling. .X gefilngical teaching is, that by taking peat and pressing it we get bituntintius ciial: by inure pressure. anthracite Cfritll by still llltllf' pressure, praphiteg and by even greater pressure and in crystallized ftirni. diamonds. CfPllClllSlUIl drawn by Sherry, Hnlt, fiJ'l3iniiiell. Park and Oliver is, that the inure they squeeze the sfmiiei' they will get a diainund. -73- Thanksgiving Proclamation Many years ago, our forefathers on the bleak New lingland shore of our now great na- tion, gave praise ln: tlod for the food and benefits lle had given them. Every year since, it has been the Ctlslolll of the President of the United States to designate a day for universal Tliaiilcsgiving, when all men are invited to leave their labors and spend a day of thankfulness for the manifold blessings that they have received, and to ask for the continuance of prosper- ity. XYe, in our new and advancing state of Polytechnic, have many more things to be thank- ful for than if we were residing in an older established comnnmity. llfhen we stop to con- sider the health, the peaceful progress, the fellowship, the good influences, and numerous other privileges in which we are allowed to participate, we can but feel that it is our duty to allow ourselves one .lay for recreationg one in which to enjoy the fruits which have been gleaned from our fertile farm in the golden harvest. The year of lflll, now drawing to a close, has been notably prosperous throughout the entire nation. Nowhere has favor been shown more than in Otll' small community, and l feel safe in saying that no state. wherever it may be. has ever been endowed by nature and man during its first year of existence, more than has our bountiful state of Polytechnic. lVe have before us, all that which Nontanas virgin soil can produce with which to appease our bodily appetites, and far more than this, each day we are receiving the fruits of knowledge, the greatest gift that fiirnl gives man. , Li4lllSlClC1'lllg' our numerous blessings and feeling our indebtedness to the Une who bestows them upon us, l invite all the citizens of the State of Polytechnic to join on Thursday, No- vember 28, in appropriate praise and thanks to God for the gifts that have been our portion. ln witness whereof, il have hereunto set my hand. llone in the State of Polythechnic, this 26th day of November. in the year of Utll' Lord. one thousand, nine hundred and twelve. Signed, C. C. HOLT, llv the Governor: Governor. ' LUCY noRsE. Secretary of State. f West Bungalow Personals fffontinuecl from Page 671 look-outs. The writer knows no more about the presence or disappearance of these apples, but perhaps further enlightemnent may be had by applying at the Girls' Dorm. Tramp, tramp.-not loud, but very muffled,..slides the faint rustle down our lVest Hall. Like the somewhat overjoyous reveller who mistakes the elevated entrance for his home and removing his shoes climbs up the stairs one by one in his stocking feet fwith the intent of slipping in without wife's knowledgej only to find that the noise he has thought to be wife's running the sewing machine is but the rumble of the elevated train: so enters this overtimed resident. All goes gloriously until an unseen, but a little later not unfelt, article is encountered on the floor. Then there is an unusually joyous acquaintaince made with him- self, a simultaneous meeting of a bicycle, 135 pounds of avoirdupois, and the floor. The close communion of the resultant sounds is now a matter of history for lVest, but sufnce to say that the cat was out, as well as the time limit. The chronicle of events of the Judicial department of the Polytechnic Government ought to be consulted for the conclusion of this inopportune comedy. H. M. 'Proper Nounv Stor A Young Baker was walking XYest on Park Street, and when between Burt St., and an Olivetrl and a Pickle. The Huge Bakers close by when a Hunter came running along which had stolen his Hart. 'Ere long the chase jackson Boulevard, he saw a dog Swallow cousin, johns son, was Drum-ing along through the Mudd in pursuit of a Mauser after the Cooks cat became exciting, and the cat fell off a NYett-rock into a grape tBlarbour A Burli-son of a Lamp man now came on the Huff-y scene and suggested that they cut down the Hol bush and Lynch the feline. The crowd was XYhite with anger at the unexpect- ed t-Xj vent, but 'ere they could cut down the 'Erb and get the Kitty, O'Connell, Thoni's son, Simons son. and 'two other artisans, a Dyer of wool and a Doll man, came along, and a new e tAJvent happened. These five adventurers boasted that they could Sho' pack the whole Durand stalk to the Lewis River, which was but one block distant, and As-bridge after bridge Cross-ed the stream at stated intervals, they would Holt the vine over the water and let it drop in with the now Betor natured feline thereon. They now did as they boasted they could. The crowd, headed by one of their number, Murray, now retreated to the Ek- lund cafe and discussed the manner of getting another Hart for the Hunter. They drank Sherry and ate Graham wafers during the discussion. Une of the number remarked that The waters are Sweet-sir. Melby, one of the crowd, now said to Mfallace, who had just put in his appearance, Set sir. O'Donnell, said Merrill, I know what we will do, Phil- brick grows a lot of Rye-an' wheat, and we will take some of that and sell it, for XVill is ready to help us. No, said Lovell, the Englishman, whatever is worth havin' it worth CHD- 'askin for. Connelly sided with Lovell. and as Thom's son and Harris son took issue with Connelly and Lovell, this plan was dropped. Une of the group, Kleinert, said, I will lffik 'er tthat is, Merrilll Betor if she will Holt her Pease and not mention the things which may beGuil'er and lead others to follow her suggestions. Hanley and Kleinert did not like to Stocker with too many self-assumed instructions, therefore desisted. The King now arose and said Look in Bill. Cspeaking to Xliillisj and see which is the more advisable course to follow,-to sow one or Mor-ton's of dissension by taking Philbrick's wheat, or to llfetajlter along under the present loss of the Hart and no Morsete lthis Guilt-baulttGild-bowj of wrath span the horizon of these otherwise gentle people ? All were inlilined to retort with Phil- tdllips prior to this noble appeal, but now they all agreed to Pack'ard their resentment and drown it in the stream of Lethe. The crowd stops Eaton' and concludes that as Day is not here. and he is their chief counsellor, they would offer their sympathies to the Hunter and depart. .-Xniidst the XYarnily given applause of the more thoughtful ones, the crowd disper- sed and returned to their Hansom Holmes, back to Pap and to lVorth, and not to be guilty of suggesting any more hard Knox against the other Philbricks or their neighbors. .-Xn excellent way to prevent odor from lamps is to soak new lamp wicks thoroughly in vinegar, then allow them to become perfectly dry before using. In other words, or in short, Pickle the wicks. If you don't believe it, try it. Stranger, to Mr. Lukenbill, as he is driving the mail to town with Birdie: lVhat ails your horse that he stops so often? Ts he balky? Noi She's all right. She's so a'feared som'body'll say 'XYhoa' and she not hear it, that she stops to listen. Oliver, meeting Thurston outside of the Wlest bungalow: Hello, Thirsty. what are you doing? Thurston: f'Oh, Lin hunting the keyhole to this elephant's trunk. C. UC. on the Dorm steps: Gracious, how much happier we would be today of Noah had swatted two flies. . -75- g,f' Special Events of th Year 11111101 t11is czllttittn niity' lte inclutletl thz1t sttinewhztt e1:11ttt1'z1te set ttt lcnttwn 11s the 1i12ll'- vest llttnie llzuttiuet, 1111t1ei-t1:1te ttf Seltteniltei' 111, 11112. T11is wits heltl i11 the Pttly gylllllllelllllll, where 1t1:1tes were set fttt- ultwztrtls ttf 15t1 S111tlC1ll5Zl11t1 frie11t1stt1't11e schttttl. lfttllttwing is It cttltyttttllcN1e1111,x'lZI t'111C1sl1iNl'11C. .llztltetl 1'tttz1tttes. hlttlllllllll Pens. tfttrn ttn the t'tt1t. 11021111041 Vzirrttts. 11tti1et1Tu1'11i1ts. 1111111321111 Sttunsh. Slicetl l1llC11lllllCl'N. lizitlislies. llttlyteclinic SlIlXX' i11 '1'tti11:1tttf.'11i1s. lieet l'ic141es. t'1':11t .Xitltle Qlelly. Stcwetl .Xititle Sziuce. 111'e:1t1. lfztrni 1Jz1i1'y llutter. ljtlllllllilll l'ie. Sweet Citler. I 1 ltlllls Illltl Xitples. The 1'C1l111l'lil1lJlC feztture ttf this 11101111 wits thztt eveiy 1:1st things servetl t1uri11g t11e sup- tter wz1s ll itrtttltict ttf the Pttly fztrins. tlelicittusly servetl z1nt1 in ltttuntiful supply, hy Pttly stu- tlent w:1iters. t.'tt11c11111i11gtt11t11e exitressittns ttf szttisfztctittn z1t the ltnntluet 218 21 whttle, ztntl l41'H111 the trentl ttf the cttnverszttittn. 1l1CIlff2l11'l1111S1 hztve inet the ex1tectz1tittnsttfz111 present. .X secttntl event ttf nttte wzts t11e tlC1lZl1'1,111'C ttf N111 lf. T. liftltlll, l'l111Zl11Cl1ll llirectttr. fttr New Yttrlc. there ttt estztltlish 2111 l':2l5lC111 ttffice i11 1te11z11f ttf t11e schttttl. The success ttf the lilllllllk insitiretl lblllll Nll1L'Cll1C'11.1J1'HX'CSll1C wistlttni ttf the steit. l'l11'll1C1' ttccurreiices ttt nttte wttultl inclutle the K- 111131111115 exeicises lieltl in 13114311 111111 ttt the Science lluiltling. llecenilter 111. 11112. .X feeling ttf cttzy httnielilqeness cttultl nttt he ztvttitl- etl. Ks ttur guests tt11 this ttccztsittn we hz1tl the llillings lligh Schttt tl liztslqetltztll tive, 111111 It 1J1'HQ'1'll111 ttf e11tertz1i11111e11t, :ts well :ts the presence ttf :1 tlecttrzttetl tlliristnizts tree, wzts enjttyetl, the event itrttvetl ttt lte ttnc wttrtliy ttf t'tt111n1ent. The tllS1l12ll1lICl111Q' itrttcess, its ztttecting the Xnias tree. was ttne ttf the interesting setiuences ttf the evening. -X11ttll1C1'l1111btt1'l'i111ll1Zl1JllC1ll11g'XX'llS1116.xlllllllll llzintjuet, ulltll. 31. 1913, i11 the Dining 111111. The guests 211111 visitttrs tt11 this ttccztsittn I1l11l1lJG1'Ctl inziny, 211111 nien ttf itrttniinence were there. Precetling the llztntiuet the newly electetl stzite ttfficers ttf t11e secttntl semester were swttrii in, 111111 z1fte1' the l11Zll1g'll1'Zl'E1tt11 exercises t11e lttttly cttllect z1tl-ittuinetl ttt the lilining 111111 fttrthe t'YC11111g'1S1'Cf1'C'Sl1l11G111S. .Xt this sitting it w:1s that the fellttw whtt htm' his thttuglits. antl whtt ztlstt 1121t1 wz1te1' ttn l1is lJ1'Zl11l, ft ttlllfl thztt -luring the cttltl night this wzttei' tt11 his l'J1'2tl11 11r1t1 frttzen 211111 the thttughts which he haul the night ltefttre, l1z1t1 slipitetl ttutfi .Xlstt l11Z1l1X' ttther lt'1lSl'S ttf wit z111tl ct tn11nent1:1tit.tn were l1C2l1'fl. l1lZl1'Cl1 1, 1013, ltrttuglit Zll1ltll1C1' t1elig11tfu1 suritrise in the fttrni ttf Z1 visit ttt the Institute ttf lilt tt tkeit 'lf XYz1s11i11gtttt1, tt11e ttf tl1e grezttest Qtl11CZllttl'Sttl:l11tttlC1'1l tinies. Dr. XYZ1Sl111'lg'1tJ11 relzttetl ttt the stutlent ztsseniltly 211111 frientls. the siinitle stttry ttf his life z111t1 wttrlq z1t Tuskegee lnstitute, 2111-1 wishetl fttr t11e llillings Pttlytechnic 21 inttst successful future. Klurch 31.1, 1015, heltl z1nttther grzttifying event fttr 1111 tlittse truly interestetl in the nittrztl welfztre ttf the schttttl, .Xt this tinie thirty-ttne ltttys :111tl girls ttf the schttttl 1'Cg'1Sfl'1llltJi1 jttin- etl the PHlf'ICCl1111C1.fl1tl1'L'l1.2111111111116 evening ttf the szune tlzty, were given the llrentl :intl XYZHQI' ttf Life lty the schttttl 1JZ1S1tt1', Rev. XYZlll.C1' lrl. Nttrth. .Xt this cttinniuiiittn service the new ctt111111unitt1i set, itresentetl ttt the Pttlyteclinic Qll11l1't'l1 lty t11e Sliztwinut .Xvenue tfliurcli ttf the Messiah, ttf llttstttn, Nlztss., wits tletliczttetl. Klttrztlity zintl gtttttlness still live in t11e Pttly- technic. -75-. Povertie Concert Hlnvitationn Yew are axcil tw a P tb Y I7 li 'l' I' F K O Y 912 R 'l' 4 .. A sa ,. ,xr wiiitcii it intent wat-itiiit 'r 1 etnies will lic sung' antl playecl hy tis fiillts iff Ye POLX YILCHXIL' MUSIC CLUB Witch are a-gluing' tri be helil at ye Chappel H'1wl wh ' . , ' itch Halle is sette cliiwne tin yc liast lincle tif Ye Canipiis. OX S.X'l'L'lQIJrXY XI'l'Ii,Xc1X',ii,1n13. 'l'lt'lil'l'5 WILL IEE 35c . ff a '- Xe wiinien nnist wear ye plain Qiiwiie anil apriiii wr cilirilly lwelittinh ttiic. X e nienne niiist wear ye plain attire Qiich iiienne 'is tlii li ilctly thenisclx s 1 w - . - .. c t 'ef with gulrl atch anrl chain wr liriica.lc tie. shall pay a tine tif 5c These rules shall he enfwrceil hx' ye select cn A U ' ' ' ' ' ' niniittcc, wht- will liltcwisc intriichlce strangers. anfl alsti niuch-lmefrienrl ye hashf l ' ' - t 1 ti ywiing nicnnc. In ye flining' halle tif ye chappel. R li I IQ lf S ll Xl If X 'I' S tSlflf PR! JGILXM J. will he seryeil. 'l'lllfSl2 lili Ylf l lNlfS FUR Yli XYUKIEX: Nw apriin, 2 cents: earrings. plain, 5 cents: ilianiiinil rings, 3 cents: wiiiil clress, nhl, I -l cents: linger rings. plain. 5 cents: iirnanientecl, 5 cents: sillt rlress, 6 cents: evening' ilress, 2 cents: gwlil watch anfl chain fir fiilm, 5 cents: shiies tin-ler a niinilmer 3 size. 3 cents: shoes larger than a niinilmer 3, -l cents: giilil teeth wr filling. 3 cents: hair ilwne tip with hair pins. 2 cents: hair witlifvtit hairpins. 3 cents: if stiffragctte. 2 cents: if present with a sniile, . 2 cents: if sniile is left in the lniiigaliiw, 2 cents: if nfit a stiffragctte. H: if pretty, 2 cents. 4 4 - Ifllbl, lilz N la l'lXl'.5 VOR Yli MICNNIE: Mustache, 1 cent' iiiustaclie 'tnl lme't'r 2 . . . C 1 ti l, - cents: whiskers. 2 cents: nn niiistache at all, 2 cents: pwintefl shwes. 2 cents: shiies less than a number 6 size, 2 cents: shines of a size larger than ntiinlper 6, 2 cents: high hats. 1 cent: lmfiilefl shirts, 2 cents: jewelry, 1 cent fur each piece: if part uf hair is fin right sifle sri as In sherl tiff water nn the left SllflUlslCl' when it rains, 2 cents: if parterl rin the left sicle sri as tw ciiunteract the attraction wif gravity, 3 cents: if partefl in the iniilflle like a laily's, then l cent: if hantlsfnne, I cent: if a priigressiyc, 2 cents: if a republican, 2 cents: if a fleniocrat, 3 cents. All nienne must wear nlfl clothes anrl flannel shirts, bffiilefl shirts and stancl up collars are prohibitefl, unless they be olrl anfl wrinklecl. The flfims will be open at earlie kanclel lighten, while ye iniisik will lieginne to siwiinil at 8 p. ni. strnke of ye town chick of PULYTIQCIQXIIQ, 'lihose arriving tim early' will be finefl l cent' th ' ' s 'tiiiy if 1 A ty rear hair clit will he lincfl J cents. V , rise arrix ing tim late. 2 cents: an.l thine wlifr flo nfit arrive at all, 5 cents: tlirre f 'ing with 'i 'l'crl lx l' ' 'T Povertie Concert nun llliFlR BE Yli MENU til .Xml Ye Recipes ferr Ye Xlaking of lt. HIIIII-ftlflitfll l'r1111t' f'1't'. 'lake a dozen knot hi-les and peel them carefully. lieinoye the shells and add a cup of water and sugar. Stir quickly and put in a hot iwen. llake gently fur six hours. and then add a little -lamaica ginger. Serve cold with tea wafers and talk fast while eating, HHtIft't'rIi fit'tl11.x'+.Yr2l.H 'lake as many butt-ins as the family can ztllliiml and remove the thread. .Xdd pure spring water. Put in a saucepan and stir gently until you burst your buttons. .Xdd a little Ili-ur tt- calm them and let them sizzle. Serve with toniatti catsup or molasses according to the location you liud yiwurself living on the map. UC.7t!flllt'tIl P11t1't1'1'11ff. O lake the sawdust carefully from a freshly caught board and remove the husks. Add water and let it freeze. Stir gently for two hours, and then rest awhile. Pour the contents into a tlislt and saturate it with sugar and salt and other spices. Serve without splashing it anil add a little sugar and cold water painted white to look like milk in true boarding house style. 'lhis last is a gofnl joke on the l3arbers. l ' IiBl't't'IfCft7.V!L Ht1m11. ' lake a hatful ttf pine shavings and remtiye the interior. Add a little 'Sherry wine and rXXCClCl1 lu taste. Let them simmer. Sprinkle with salt and pepper anql other domestics and let them fry. Now turn uyer with a spoon and serye them hot off the gridle. i',lfr1t'fC Tzzrflt' .S'o11f. ' 'lake a piece of white paper and a pencil and draw from memory the outlines of a hen. 'lihen carefully remi we the feathers. Pour one gallon of boiling water into a saucepan and sprinkle a pinch of salt on the hen's tail. Now let it welter. lf the soup has a blonde appearance. stir it with a lead pencil, which will make it more of a brunette. Let it boil for two hours. 'lihen coax the hen away from the saucepan and serye the soup hot with a glass uf ice water on the side. f'PIr111kt'tf ll'f11'tt' F1'.vfz. ' First. be sure that the XYhite Fish is not carp. Sprinkle salt on the tail of the fish either before or after catching. 'lhen saw a rib-plank from the fattest tree in the front yard. Place XYhite Fish on plank. feet first. A piece of lemon squirted in the onward left eye of the fish will make it look better. -Xdd a sprig of cabbage. a bunch of bananas. and the whites of nineteen eggs. lf the eggs are expensive. use Grape Fruit. Place in oyen and fry for two days. Test with a straw and if done thoroughly, eat the plank. 'fljijalt' Pie I71'1'ftt'1'.v,, f't'1'l1UjHS. ' liirst catch your fritter. Be sure that it is a young fritter. The way to tell the age uf a fritter is to count its teeth. Remoye the shell and add a pitcher of apple sauce. Place this in a pan and tease it with a pinch of baking soda. Let it simper two hours and twenty- three minutes. Serve hot and smile rapidly while eating. Laughter always aids digestion. Povertie Concert Program HIER BE YE PRQG-RAM. CHORUS, All Ye Synggers ..,............,,.,.,.....,.........,.,..,,., ,.,.........................,...r.,, D irectrcss, lgletsy Iloliliett Davis Orchestra ............,,..,...........,...........,............... ............................ ......rr. .......... ..........r.......,r...,........r...r....,.....rr,rrr,.,.rrr. S e l e cted Ye Klan lYhitch Shakes Ye Stick: lchabod Fishtoe Kleinert, Solfnnon Blackstone tinilcr, sl-inathan Pettibone XYallace, -losiah lfizzleyyood lYillis, .leliosaphat Shingle 'l'onipsone. Peter Caruso -Xrnistrong'e, etc. X. LZ. Ye gwml folks kan klap ye hands, butt do not stamp ye fete, as yc dnstc mite rizc and choke ye synggers. UC'l'E'l' ...S..,..........e............................................................................,.......See...,.,................ ..............e..................r...r,,...........,...... S elected General: lYalk Rapidly King, Oliejoyfnl Slidealong' llolt, David Gigglesoine XYillis, Qlcdc- diah Longfellow Sherry, Iernsha Singlebliss Guiler, et al, S. S., etc. YIQLIX SQLO, Selected ............,.,e..........,.......................,...,..,,......,...,.... e.............,....,..o....... S chninan Heinke Snow YOCAL SQLQ, Selected .....,,,e... .,.,..,o,o,,.... ' Vnrzie Ann 'lfnblis Packard YIQLIX SOLQ, Selected ...rr,.........,...........,...........,....,o..... .........,...,oo.o,o,.. .,........,,.,. l P lallelujah lflnlestring lileinert X. B. 'Unless ye listeners can do better, ye will not laff at ye synggers. P. S. NYE XYILLE NQXY HAVE -X FEXY MlXE'l'S RESTE FOR YE SYNGGERS TXYO REOBTATNE TIIEYRE IBREAXTHE. P-XR'llE 'l'XX'U fly URCHESTRA, Selected ....l... ,...................... ............ ......................,.......,............,.. X ' e Same az Before. HARP SOL0, Selected ........c.. .....,.f.,.e N obiscns Short Obadiah Casey YOCAL SOL0. Selected ........e... ................. V aleria Alzuba Connelly GLEE CLUB ,.,..........,.........................,...,.......,....r,.... .,......4..............,......,.......,,.,......,..,,.......,.,,....,......,.....,,,......,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, S elected Ye Bayylers: XYalk Rapidly King, Pietro Tetrazzo XYillis, lssac Allaronnd 'XVallace, Obejoyffril Slirlealong Holt, Jernsha Singleliliss Gniler, Cleopatris Antonia Drum, liickleheart Effectionatis Cook, Iedediah Longfelloxy Sherry, etc. All bawling together. AXLEXAXDERS RAGTIME BAND .........................,.,......,...,....................,,.,,.,..,,.,.,......,...,,.....,..,.,,,,.....,,,..,,,.,,,.. Katnrah Matilda Vanyacks Has-kin Ye lYon1an wiche leads ye squad: Menny feeniinine folks from ye Better Halt dorm, fDiss iss a Star Pmrlrictioiil, and COMIC DIALOGUE .......................................................,.... ...................................................,.........,............................... S elected Sophroniia Minerva Tliurstoii and lane Nerrythonglit Wfallace. UIPROMPTU .........,,,...........,,,,,,,,....,,,,,,.,..,,,......,,,..,...,,,.,,,..,,,..,...,,,,.,,..,,,,,,......,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.,.,..,,,.,.,,.,,.......,,,,,,,, Q Pl N. Pi. All ye folks which fetch peanuts yyille please putt the hulls and skyns in theyre pockets. 01116 Band of ormonsv NI11tt11: '1111C111111'C 11 1111111 111X'CS, 1116 1.11171-C 116 1s 1111111111 111 51111611-11. 11.11 1'iXll11L'f1 1i111Q1- 111 1116 1'1111s6, 11111 II. C r'11 1111 111611 1 111r 1 111111 1161111 1116111461 111111. K. 11. 1i16i1161'1 1'1'111111s6111111s 1.21111 1'1l1NSC1' 136111111111111'st1.111 N11-111111111 Miss S211'2l1l 1131111111611 'I'R,11l'l'UR.S' TO Tllli CIll1'.S'Ii. if 1'. 111111 111111611 -111111154111 V61'l1 gXs111'i11g6 IN L'l'!1'.S'I' 11111111111 1411-116 1'11s61 .111116s l6lf.S'11l.l l'l11.X'.S'. 136 11 l'CSf11X'C11. 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V1'1f1l1lI111' 1111 1ix1111611 41111.1CCl'SI 111111 1111 11161111161's11i11 111111' 116 111116 11111111 1116 11111111- is6s 1111111 g'i1'6s1 1116 1Cx1111611 1f11161', 1111 1'11161'. 12. 711111111 8111111 11116 2111 1111'6s 1111116 31111 s111111 1111 11is61'i11111111111'111. 13. 11111211 t111711 11116s1, 1111111 s111111 1111 q11i61c11, 1111' 616 111112: 1111111 s111111 116 111s611161'611 111 1111 111'6s6111 6111111661i1111s. 14. 1111111 5112111 1111t H66 111 S2111 111116 Q1111' if 1111111 2ll'C 111111111 11111. 15. 11111111 1CZ11'1llQ' 1111 11116 1111' 1116 l11Q'111, 1111111 s111111 kiss 1161' 111166 1111 1111111 611661cs, 1111' 1111l1'C. 111 111s6'11is6 1111111 5112111 11111116 11111 111 f11Sg.11St 1111111 8112111 611. 16. 711111111 s111111 1f1l11f 111 1116 12542111611 1211161 111 s61116 2111 111s111116s 1161111i11g 111 1110 61111s6. 11l111111'Zll'1 .X161111161s: 1'1Zll'l'1 11'61111111'111, 111185611 1,111611, 111111111 11611111 1i1ss: ,111l1l1Q'S 111111 1116 11116 61'611111111f11111116 11111 111 1111111111g 111111 YCVB' g-111111. -80- J .1 Q , I W as T I fbi-fffiiiiipili' fx 'i ,i Ye X Q W- my Xbox P Z U A school but four years old is not expected to have a large number of graduates: neither is the Polytechnic at all anxious to rush through its courses a large number of young people, regardless of those qualifications which assure the highest success. The entrance require- ments are very easy, and the graduating requirements are very hard. This accounts for the splendid success of the graduates who have been sent out to the world. Attention is also called to the large proportion who have gone back to the farms and ranches. The tendency of most schools seems to be to educate away from the farm to the city. -Ynless the country boy is especially adapted to business life, it is the purpose of the Polytechnic to send him back to the ranch with an enlarged vision of life, and a higher ap- preciation of the true dignity of the skilled farmer. The man who can make two stalks of wheat grow where one grew before. or who can raise a better type of cattle or hogs, is doing more for the real welfare of the millions of his countrymen than is the professional or busi- ness man. This -Xnnual would not be complete without a list of its graduates. May they ever be true to the ideals and teachings of their -Xlma Mater! CLQXSS DF l9lO. Otis Mudd, Ranch. Pishtrap. Married to Vera Guilbault. a Polytechnic student. Emory Mudd. Ashton. idaho. Married. General Manager of XVagon and Machine Company. Mrs. Charles Fullerton tRuth Carltonj, Deer l,o.'lge, Mont. Ruth 'Wheatley Princeton. Xebr. Teacher. .lohn R. Tones. Ranch. M'hitehall. .-Xrchie Henneberry. Dillon. Mont. Manager of large farm and ranch. Married to Lil- lian Ulm. a Polytechnic student. P Lulu Ulellison. Pillings. Secretary and stenographer for H. Tl. Smith. Farms and Loans. Clarence V. Ginn. lslines, lowa. Mercantile business. Clarence Holt. Polytechnic. .Xdvanced course in .'Xgriculture and assistant on the Poly- technic Farms. Victor George. Roscoe. Mont. Teacher. Elser Y. lYallace, Park City. Manager of elevator. Ethel Bean, Bridger. Un a homestead. Ora D. Swayze, Hamilton. Mercantile business. l,ouis Martin, Minneapolis. Minn. Student in the University of Minnesota. Richard Hart. Absarokee. Ranch. Ray Shannon, Saltese. Bookkeeper. Stella Armstrong. Forsyth. Teacher. Donald Dunn. Seattle, lVash. Secretary and stenographer for tea and coffee importers. w -81- THE POLY L'1,.XSS 17151011 1:11111-1'1111 11. S11e1'1'1. .XSS1S12l111 1C1lC11Cl' 111 P1111'tee1111ie. 1'il'I111L'CS '1111L'1iCl', See1'et:11'1' 211111 S1Cl11lg'l'21ll11Cl' 111 New Y111'l1 11ffiee1.1ft11e P1111'tee1111ie, 11111 1K1l1f1Ql', 1,iIlll1llS, X11111t. 1Q21l1C11. 111111111 111Cl'L'C, 1111sel11111. '11C1lL'11Cl'. 811114111 111'l1l11, 1'11l1'tee1111ie. ,X1l1':111ee11 e11111se 111 .XQ'1'1C1111l1l'C 11t Institute. 1':l'l1CS1 S1:11't1111. 1'11l1'te1'1111ie. -X11X'Z1l1L'C11 1-11111'se 111 .Xg'1'ie111t111'e11t lnstitute. 11111-1:1 N141l'1l111, liillings. 510111 1Q.'1'1ll711C1' 111111 11111111l1eepe1' f111' Yel11111'st1111e 1l1X'QS1111Cl11 1:13. 1Cste1l:1 11,Zll'YL'1. Xlusselshell. Ste1111g1'11p11e1'. 1.i1l1111'11 1.1':1l1111'e, 1j4l1f'1CL'11l11L'. 'l':111i11g P11stg'1'11111111te 11'1111'11. -12. N. bl. 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One 11f the 1111111 questioiis that Miss Celia 111711121111 1111s t0 1111s11'e1' these 11111's is, 11'l1et11- ei' it is Ralph S1111111111' Orr 1.?l1111Jl112ll1. . .ggf-3, Qverhearcl on the Camp sv Drum to Willis: XX'hen I saw that lielt slip, my heart was In in mv mouth. ' -'15 ' ,. . H , , ' viii! HAMA., ' ' XX ilhs: X. es, anal vuur heel was un mv tire. N I ' ' ' fri W .fy Q 1 0 SJ f 1' , ' 1, ini er: I really lmelieve that the fnlks whn are all gunrl . f N J Ni are cleafl, anal thfise whu are all hail have nut vet been hurnf' y ' V- I - - - I - .. Alf? :Q 3 U, if Mr. XX ilsun, LX trienml uf Pepwcirtli s fatherl- Mr. lfe 2 .. , .. '. ..: . .,.. . . 2 xg 1 I Mr? Pepwcnth, yuui sun is pm suing his stu.lies at cullege, isnt he. C I Y ,, v A ww 6 f ' Pig: Mr. Pepwnrth: I guess sw. lie s alwavs heluntl. f . . . ' V fl. tTOllI'lS0ll anil Pickle m clinversatuui-bliiliiisuii: Say, N 9 S' , . . . . . . ' if Pick, I think a hishup is a greater man than a Judge. .X judge t I at the niust, can truly say 'YU1 vu he hangeml l' Iliut a tlishup can ' if , say, 'Xen be flamnetll' Pickle: X es, but if the iu.lge says, 'Yun he haugetl Y' ynu aze hangcilf' Miss Burlisun says that Miss hlacksun. after hcing away at the Pwlytechnic fur some time, returned home antl insteaml of asking' fur a thimhle, she ilcmanileil a 'Wliminutive arge- neous truncated cone, convex rin its summit :mtl semi-perfurateml with symmetrical inilenta- tions. D0 you think Miss -lacks-in cleserveil the thimhlc? gas, , Kline, reafling some of his classes' spelling wurfls lin l,ukenhill: Cunsistency: A jewel which makes a pnnr Chi istmas gift. Cuutentinent: .X large upen facefl gentleman tell- ing his friencls hww he self-maile himself. Syniinym: .X lazy man trying' tn win success ancl a hen trying tw lay a cwrnerstnne. Cafe: :X place where the puhlic pays the pruprietm' for the privilege of tipping' the waiters tn get suinetliing' t-1 eat. Ilehtz .X hig' wnrcl beginning' with Qwe anfl which gnwvs bigger the inure it is cwntractecl. Miss Avent to Miss Hiilt: Say: Miss ililirlt. Mr. llyer has a sign nn his Lal: fluiir which rearls. 'HXCIQ IX 5 MINUTES: GONIC 3 .Xl.lQlQ.XlDY.' Drum to Sherry: Dnn't wnrry hecause the title is gniiig nut, it always crimes hack. Pepwfirth: .Xriny. mln yriu knrww, even a tiiinhstwiie will sity giifiil things uf a fe'limw when he's clown. Dnllman tu Clwlc: I think that the fellfiw whu isn't a funl at least once a ilay ought tn get himself patented. Philhrick tn Murlil: Muilfl, tlitl ynu hear that une un bluliiisnii, the engineer? Mutlil: HXo. Philhrick: M'cll, he wnce hail an insurance pwsitii-n. anrl when sent wut hy the ins sui-ance liiiuse tn make an inventnry nf the furniture in a private resiflence, he matle tim many em-iier calls on the wav. The first anfl iinlv item that he hail entereil in his nute hunk was. 'One Revolving' Rugx' 7L,s-.lileinert tru Erh: Erli. what's the clifference hetween the 'quick' aufl the 'clearl?' Erh XYelll the 'quick are the fines whn get wut s of the roafl nf autoinnhiles: anfl the lines that flon't are the 'fleaclf The East winrl wafts acruss t'ie c unpus the echoes from a cnnventiun uf Miscel- laneous Articles. The secret of success, sairl tlie stamp, N , is sticking to it. To succeeil, saifl the knife. he hrifglit anfl sharp. 'IKeep up-to-date, sairl the calen:lar. I-Xspire to greater things, sairl the nutmeg. A STUDENTS ROOM -8:14 lndependent Order of House Wreekers, Ltd. sf N Q h Uusers E Y? NlcJ'1 l'ci' Du 'Vi' utflrli .v ' 'l'ime of .Xctivityz XYhen everyhnmly's out. llarliness preferrecl, light not shunned. llarry Pepxvortli W .... ,A,. ,eee,. . .V.e.,..e..e....ee.... ..ee,....... i eeeee e..ee.VW..,.V,,e.....e.e..,ee............. f 1 e 1 ieral Lock Picker llmvarcl .eXriiisti'niig ..... .....rlll'Zl1lSOlll and XYintlow Climber liny Syveetzer M .. ,i,ieeA.e Systematic liecl Manipulator bl. tholq ,e,,,,. . eee,eie... i.,,,e,eee, l giureau Drawer Upsetter Nliss Sallie Samphell .,e..e e.,eeeee,.ieee eeee...V.i......i.. . . .......e.,,... A i,.e. W.,, ..eeeeeee . e...e..........,....,.........,e,e,e..,.....,..,e...,........ C ' 1 Jnsoler tkiinmittee nn Ways antl Means-llutyz 'Ili cniicoct plans for activity. Chairman, tlen, H. Pickle: Ralph Setzer, lfranlc llunter, Paul White, Philip lletor. Cnininittee on lnspectinn-llntyi To sef that all is yvell clone. Chairman, Harold llalcerg Philip Xyillis, Ura Nluflfl. Malcolm Plrilhriek. , 1,1 v1 - f- - 1 v, ,,,- Rlfbtlll HOKE' lftlli llllf. 5PliTlNt.f l.l1,RM. l. Every memlwer shall attenml strictly tvhis assignerl -lepartment. 2. livery new stuilent shall he visitecl when ever he is lcnovvn tu he out. 3. The Consoler shall alxvays he alisent yvhen linsiness is lu he transactecl. 4. Nw memher of the l. U. ll. shall in any yvay mecltlle xvith, or .listnrh the room or rnoins uf a fellow inemher. 5. lt is strictly forlmiclclen for members tw visit the nursery, hut in case an entrance is forcecl. the only toy that alisnlutely must he flC4ll'Hf'C1l is the Htfasey Klnuth Organ. 6. ln vieyv of the fact that the Pnyvers That lie, yvant tu retunil ns as much of our cle- l posit money as they clo not use. furniture must not he clamagetl. . 7. lYhen 21 Prof. is rlonmeil, a special meeting must he callerl, antl the clate, as well as the manner of the liwusexvreclqing. he agreefl upfm. V ' 3. ln case a greenhorn is anxious to assist the memlmers while at yvnrlc, nrclers must he reeeivefl fi-nnr the Executives ul the clepartments, antl sn remove the possibility of leaving the xvorli incomplete. 9. XYllCllXYUl'lilSllll71'tfJg'1'CSSZ'llllCllllJC1'lll'.lSl alxvays he on watch for a Prof. or the Klatron. liither yvill cause troulmle. ltfl. Klembers are requesteil never to 'fesa up, even tliougli Klein may have a clue ll. lt shall he the cluty of the last mem'ier at xvork to see that the floor is locked when the riougli house is completed. ' ll. . 'XYhen the members are ayvare of the fact that they have struck a horse or 'pony' ..g4- THE POLY stable, a member shall be appointetl by the Bureau Drawer Lipsetter to see that the ponies are preservetl for future ricling. 15. NYhen, bv acciclent, a Utensil Depository' is tliscoverefl, each member present shall Carefully ugte the inventory of pieces anal clemancl their use whenever he is in neecl of them. l-li lf perchance tracks are left by the I. O. H. members in their ever welcome t?J visits. the Polv mascot shall at once be corralleil. ancl after the tracks have been coverecl with a tempting substance, the mascot shall eraflicate same by licking thoroughly the ve- neeretl spots. Cable --Xililress, Pep anil -'Xrin. Dorm. Phone 23. XYi1'Cl6SS 1110. Pioneer Literary Society Roaster Continued from page 56 one's stay, antl that then the lost are compellefl to subilue antl ascentl a caleshe, a sort of two-wheeleil buggy morlelecl after an ostrich, before he is safe ancl founcl again. IJ suggests Dollman, the long of it from Big 'l'imber, Mont. lilollman is a very quiet and po- lite sort of an incliviclual, ancl therefore Qlesires to apologize to Author liitch for some things which appear in the Poly. Although just beginning to shave, he says that he has purchasetl a blarle which covers a witle area of face at one swoop ancl removes whiskers, lips, nose, anfl numerous other projections with equal ease, anal that without anaesthe- tics. Frefl confirms the report that between 6 ancl S on various mornings in the recent bloocly past the walls rang ancl echoe.l with shrieks of woe as scholars who were not geniuses with razors, reinovecl outlying portions of their faces antl clullefl the blacles on the outer eflge of a wisflom tooth. la signifies Erb, blown in from Laurel. Mont. -X prorluct of the place nametl in honor of the realization of success in the worlil, Roman can testify to much that goes to make up success, ancl also to that which is not aclvisable to be userl in attaining it. He says that his frienfls in his home town are so varie-l in their lives, for while one will take that stuff callecl haste, which is as free as air, anil use it to get aheail, still others he knows will use it to catch up. A-Xt least, this thing they call hurrieilness is simply speed in get- ting from hither to whence, accorcling to Roman's views. H begins Hunter. a scientist from Klanrlerson, XYyoming. ls not a musician himself, and while he knows full well that the violin next floor is perhaps a composition of strips of thin woocl gluecl together into a box antl filletl with spirits of love, sorrow, joy, passion, religion anrl inspiration of the feet, as well as of the mouth, still he cannot quite recon- cile himself to the quality of music he must suffer- as it issues from the next room East, from this cat, horse and tree combination callerl a violin. ul .lenotes Johnson, Governor of the Polytechnic, hailing from the hills and vallevs in the vicinity of Victor, Mont. .X permanent fixture on the Poly farms for some time past, this stalwart son of Minerva promises to revise the recorrl of some community into which he chances in the future. l, starts Lewis. the happy songster of the East florm. Hailing from the Crow Inrlian res- ervation, we flo not wonrler why much crowing is rlone in the form of harmonic music. Kennith says that the Crow ,Xgency is one place on the map where one tloes not have to keep up with the crowcl, live in tomorrow's time, next month's fashions anal on next year's income. l. moreover inflicates Lampman, Orr a visitor from Shell, NVyoming. The shells, whether they be of love antl proposals, of iron or of clams, are so thick in his town and the people live so fast, that one is forcecl to live at the rate of 5,200 feet a minute horizon- tally anrl 13 feet a seconfl up ancl clown. Xl is for Murlrl, not simply rlry rlust which went to sleep in the water, -but a living entity THE POLY fllvlll Fish '!'1':1p, Mmxlzmzl. Um 11-lzltcs thc Slwrj' tu I:lliHll'iL'li that when Zl man breaks ll lim' upat'l1ismm1m:1i11 lwmc, hc is uwl zxllmvccl fu put it twgelher again, for they are luwrc f.l'ZlQilC than glzww, cumisl uf scvcrzll humlrefls uf tlw11sz111cls of costly and dubious xvwmls Cll1lll'HillCl'C11 zl1'+m11.1 hmplwlcs. U stzunls fm' Uliwr, tl1:1xu-11 wut I'r++m llzmliu, QXl+mt. lsilitlll-L11 strezuu of pelsevemnce, :md nut mf thc g'cysc1'4lisg'11isc. f1lL'lT is ll huge mam with massive purple 111111 white legs, :mul ll lmmly wrt ut' mzm in lmtllc, in fact luwrc fatal them smallpox, but not as fa- tul us Xhlllzlcc 111141 Slzlvtmm in I-llCil1Q' 111.0 sumx' bzlttulimm. H IS fYl3HllllCH, the fczwlcw :mfl ilmtrcpifl. ClllllZll'liClI funn Billings, Klunt. Jimmie is ll full size lN2lQ'Zl7i1lC uf wlmly, but c1f11t1':1ry In Il lNZlg'IlZil1C. mlm-s not rent out space at 31,000 21 pzlgv :md 11w1'c4 llc wal-vs lu- KING? nut xvzmt tw be :l w1'itc1', fm' then he would have tO flisguixchim-cll'i11:1Ir11'u-111+ kg-cp thcwlitm's:1wz1y funn him. P presents 1 'epxxm'tl1, ll .Xlzu'5xx'iIlc Vclzllixc ul' lictfni I'cpxwn'tl1 is just like ll 177-JNCI, a quiet, hzllmlsfmlc picu- uf llJll1L'I'11f Immzmity. which waste SLUUU imrl umsists of rm preamble xx'hivl1 my unc C1111 rczul IJCCHIINL' thc lvpc is acl t1rwclf+fClN'. 5 lljlIllZlilllS y-vu with SllL'l'I'f', 'l'l1u1':u11c1'fm ll. uf the cyclwnc state, lizmsas. lfecl on break- fast ffml lllltlllIIlCI'lNllNCLlllll'iINlJIll'7QiI1Q'CSCUICHIS, this bunch uf nerve :md muscle is quite Il tylw uf lJCl'lfCL'lCtl physical mzmlwfnl. Vzllmfmn is rm ex-'Iurlge uf the Polytech- nic Slate, 111111 fimla it ll 1lifi'icult thing tf,xxm'lcml1+xx'11 intu fmli11z11'y life again, fm' when he trics tw squccxc iulw :my wthcr july, hc IINUIIH3' stretches it all wut uf shape. 5 1llS4rilN.l'4Nl1lL'CS Sclzer. the w111ili11gc11ig111:1, the ,Xlxx'z1ys The SZUNCJ' buy. AX CICEII' little Inlay hwy fmm the hills uf Kczltmlfky, cxpe1'ic11ccc1i11thcurtuf-lwclgi11gbuHets,etc. In- terestcfl in business zmfl :ull things in gcucrzml. Likw tw- see ull things clearly, analthe1'eA fwre l2lliCSlZ1l'g'C iutmcwt in Ll1cu1:1guific1w+1' mlm-jects, that ZllJlJZl1'll.fllS which looks like Z1 glass Stfmmcll in xx'l1icI1 is cf111fi11c1l zm clccttric pmrluct which can only be described in v.'w1'cls uf Hillk' Nyllzmlmlcw, cH11111nn1Iy Imwxxn :ls the Ray-X. S clupliczltcfl1111-:ms Sxvcn-lzc1',thQ1mm11-111z1tcfrf SL-tzcr. zlml uf ll sunny clispusition and uu- clulngczllmlemw wl1icI1 cfmstiu1tusl1i1u :L hrgicul cfm1pzmiffn fm' Setzer. Interested in things which :wc hzml tw l111flL'1'4lZll1 1, hence the xx'i1'Q1cQs lClCQ'l'ZllJhy. minus the wire, but nut less the unise, is :1 lwlmlay uf his XYIICII he wislmed tu CHlNlNl1lliCZ1t6 with C00kth1'ougtl1e lJE1l'tiIi1lll. He Sillllllj' w1111mclN Z1 cuwcm fvf wczll 511111141 tw climb Zl l1iQ,'l1l1l2LStZllldthdl com- pels it In jump th1'1 +11g'I1 6 inches nf 11lH1'f1ll', etc., in the pmccss fn' which the sound is so Cl'21lHIJCfl :xml pzlclcwl that he must scml scvcrzll CHl1SCClltiYClY lmefure they reach the ever alert ears uf Uvfvlc H11 the rather side uf the lm1'1'ic1'. XY is XYhite, the Paul uf the fearless in spccch. l zumr:: l in the State of XVy0mi11g, and the-11 t1'zu1sfe1'1'efl tru the wil ul' XIHIIULIIZL while still yflllllg, he early learned to interest himself in things clcctriczll. Paul pmplmcsics that in but Z1 cfm1pz11'z1tix'ely short time rm persfm will be :Hale tw xx'l1is1m01' in his mvn czu' vin Peking fm' il few hundrecls Of dol- lars 21, um'-1, ii' he is Il Veal cxt1'z1vz1g':lut cuss. Y i9 fm' Yfmug. sw in name, but nut in rczllity. Place mf CllltiV2lfillll not k11mx'11 to the R1 wzml. Hzmrry is ll buy wlw flwes nut believe in UTDIIIJIC fn' wmwy, for he Cfllldllflefl that this is the 1llllf'1fl1i11g' une C21l113Ol'l'0XY 111111 have uulimitecl Credit in. He says that some men can rims 3 large families fm :L small salary and mmrluct them safely tiwough xx'lmfwpi11g cmlglws, mxzlllpfvx, :md mz1t1'iu1fn1y witln mt :my wf w1'1'y at all. The Poly Church Continued from page 57 XYQ have every l'CZlSl1ll fu be grateful fm' the past year fm- what it has meant in the lives of these yfmng' pewple. 'l'l1c1'e has been cxpflusimm of l101'izfms fm' Il number. 'l'l1e1'e has come the sense uf 1'elz1tifn1shi1m tw Kind in Il pcrsrmzll way. :md there has been the acceptance Of the 1'espr n1silJilities uf Clll'iStiZl!1 service 2111.1 the Hlll'Jfl1'U111ifiCS of Christizm fellowsllip. In 21 Very real sense this Sclwnl is Zl Christizm schmulg in its plzm of wwlc: in its m'gzmizz1tiO11: in the per- smmel uf its teaching ffwcc: :md nut 11flC2lSY i1NlJl'l1'fZlUCC, in the experience and Ch21IZlCfC1' of its students. -'-I1 School Diar l St'flfUllIf7t'1'- 13--lfaculty Reception. --X. O, K, in his glory. Greenies initiatetl into the li. of L. Election of officers lfirst Semester Stutlent Government. 10-lfxhibit in Gymnasium. Stutlent officers take oath of office. Banquet in Gymna- sium-big eats. little eats. anal plenty of each. mixecl with amazement ancl wonaler on the part of the new arrivals. e . 70 -Entertainment in :lining rooin. New t ?l games playecl, all becoming acquaintecl. lfreshie loses his tlisgust. fin ls insteatl some respect anal reverence for P-O-L-Y. 71 -legislature meets. Marvelous array of legal wisilom. Roberts is frequently quot- etl in parliamentary tlefence. 26.-l ootlJall scrimmage. Sore heatls. sore arms, sore hantls, also some sore feelings- ternporaiy in entlurance. 27.--Clri.liron warriors leave for Shericlan, XYyoming. for their billboartl appearance against the eleven bearing that cognomen.-Sheritlan. Mistake in the spelling,- shoultl have been Sherry-ran. QS -Congregation of stu lent b iily. lsuch as remainetl in the Statel. in Chapel. Presi- clent Eaton relates some interesting stories. Sort of involuntary scurrying off to betl ancl supposeil safetv after bearing the stories, for imaffinarv ghosts r'tn rife . . a . t ' in school. OL'f4II2t'I'-- -l.-lfirst musical of year enjoye.l. lxetreshments. Klusical aspirations are born, manv I to tlie in an unwateretl soil next tlay. J.-Eagle Society elect their first semester's officers. The Big Sticks voice their appreciation for the honor clone them. 12,-Leg-iglgmu-Qmeets, AX secontl overpowering oratorical session, many vocabularies are unusuallvusetl. Klanv motions floore.l. but none struck anv of the members present. although a few tlitl fall on the table near to the presirling officer. 154.-Pioneer Society renclers a public program. Xluch formerly latent talent is brought to light in the course of renilition. 10.-.Xnother football game with llillings. lfew bruises, nothing serious. Harnl clefeat. but reconciliation was founfl for the victorious clefeat in the forgiving ancl open arms awaiting the team at the liarm. 23 --XYheat is thresherl at the P1 ily. Although tbresherl until all its garments were torn to shrerls anrl it was left entirely nalcefl, still the irlentity of the gran was not lost. 23.-Court session is helrl. Usual ones before the court. Xothing of a thrilling nature occurs. X0i't'111ln'1'- l.-.Xlphas entertain. Smiles are on sale either wholesale or retail. Miss Packaiul arlopts one variety which bloonils all the year rouncl. 2.-Pioneers carry off the lfagles' scalp to the tune of ll-ll in a Society game of basketball. Hisses. groans, anfl lamentations ensue. but of the stage coach extent nature. lfi.-Deputy Xlarshall anrl Chief .lustice sally forth to appease their 12x13 appetite, anrl the XYiener XYursts are ruthlessly slaughterefl. 21-25.--The famous. Cotton Tail trial comes off. The inhabitants of the State Polv- teehnfc learn volumes regarfling' the bountiful supplv of game at their verv rloors. Vast regions of wiltl territory yet to be explorecl. liven 43 Colts figure initbe tes- timony. Longest trial on reeortl thus far this year. NEW RUG AND DRAPERY DEPARTMENT OF THE HART-ALBIN CO. THE POLY Dt'Cc'IIIf7UI'-- 7 -Eagles entertain. Soar very high this night, but next clay are again mingling with the lower elements. No leiahl Eagles present. ll-llasketball Five goes to Laurel. ll'in game ll-lo. Great rejoicing in the Poly. Poly inhabitants from Briclger rejoice until they clecirle that the school limits are circumscribecl too closely for the proper kin.l of celebration, hence ilepart for the city to give vent to their unbountlerl joy l ?,l. l3.--Xnother tfourt session. State's attorney pleatls guilty to a charge aml asks that he be shown no mercy in the passing of sentence which any other citizen woulcl be given under similar eonclitions. Presiclent Eaton intercecles in behalf of clefenrlant. lo.-.Xrmy anal Pep visit the .lutlge once more, in the presence of the school assemblecl. Seem to have sucltlenly ilevelopetl an unconrpierable rlesire to be in the .luclge's presence. hlllllgfd thinks it best to let the clefenclants have a consultation, exulta- tion, or consolation periocl with the Educational Director in the nice, warm South Room, where the CQREEX C-eXRPE'l' might lenfl rlignity to the occasion. l-l-l9.--Mascpieratle party. refreshments. Basketball team meets .llillings High School five. Yictory in clefeat. 19,-Cliristinas tree in Chapel. Slim gets stuck or entangle.l in a long string of cancly ancl has to have someone eat off the string in orller to extricate himself. Regular exercises attenclant upon the Xmas season. anll the great eats which were hafl tluring the holillays anal vacation. No one will ever forget the meaning of the worcl palatable, fa111zn1'y- 9.-Polytechnic Concert Club appears in l.am'el. lf.-Eagles elect new officers for Semester. Basketball game between Poly anrl Real l-oclge. 9-9. Refreshments, Mr. King is serenarlefl. New Queen arrivecl from the East. the King happy. Boys furnish music l Pl ancl Klr. King the apples, per Mr. lilyer, where the hauntefl ones took refuge. 2-l.-liiasketball game with Columbus, encling in victory for Poly, lil-l5. The stars lbasketballl shone bright tonight. Sympathetic beams anfl rays of the stars on the countenances of the feminine section. 25.-.Xnother victory in the Gym over the Y. seconwl team, 3343. 23.--Large feetl f ?l helrl in llvest bungalow. .lust one eat after another. Sl.-Tianquet given. New state officers are aflministerell the oath of office by .lurlge li C lr 1' 1 1 til ry- Coss. During the clay a lengthy t'om't session was helfl. -l.-Mr. Hump arrives at the lnstitute. lfirst visits .X, liklunll. D.-Election of representatives is helfl in various bungalows. Longest court session of year is helfl. Recently electefl trial jurlge presirles. 7.-Basketball team leaves for a tour of Cf'oluinbus, llig Timber, etc. Remainller of school bofly at home entertains itself in the playing of games, etc. Delightful time. 9.-Cfommon sense talk of stuclent borly with Mr. Eaton. ll.---l.incoln's hirthrlay. Special exercises. Eniovable clav. l-l.s--'Valentine party. program anfl refreshments. The eats are as inseparable as lleath ancl taxes are unavoiclable. la.-Basketball team navigates to -loliet. Several hearts are lost. C. li. almost kiclnappefl. l7.s-Rev. Cross of Livingston is present anfl clelivers allclress in Chapel. 23.-Yvonrlerful anrl astounrling how a number of stnclents seem to have instantaneously attainerl their growth. all in the vicinity of the paroticl glan.ls, anfl all since the arri- val of Hr. Hump. Seems to have brought his whole family. -. .-llaskethall Five leaves for Refl Loclge. 7? .lfr11'c.7z- l.-Reception for Mr. anrl Hrs, Dana, prior to their leaving for .Xsia Minor. Regret of sturlent bofly expressefl anfl shown by stuflents at rleparture of the llanas. .Xl- -39- 1 J 4 lll X ll 15 Ili 17 is in Jn ll 77 2 3 24 73 ju 27 ZX ll? Stl 31 lfiril. 3 -l 5 6 7 S THE POLY nzlys stzinneli lrienils nl' the llnly, :nhl Hull Speeil is the wish nl' the 'leehnies for lheni. --lillNl1Ig'1'2llll1lC xynrlq fur ,Xnnnzll liegins. lfyei'yfiiie lfinlqiiig' pleasant. A e-lluivlcei' 'lf Wzlsliiiiglnii visits the l'nly :inrl :iflflresses lhe surlenl lmnily zinzl inziny tirienils enlleeteil. -Xppreei:itiye zlnilienee. l.nnml :incl genuine :ipplznisei i -liziselmzill gznne. lfzienlly ys. Slnilenls. lizienlty wins, -l--2. 'l'he nhl men ilisplziy swine reinznlqzilmle zmyfility. N Al Iznne with 'lnliel in the ll. P. l. gyinnrisinin. l'fntertziininein :innl relireshnients :liter the gznne. 'lilinnwiiglily giinil zinil pleziszinitiine1'nrzill. Isle was U ft. 4 in. tall. I --' Jyeiwrlieliiiiiig pnyyers nl iiizisliezninii :ire ilisplziyecl hy Ihe:itlen4lzintsz1t tzie feeil in iiiinn l, lfzist, when the iqeserezini nieils :is sniny lielkire 1110 snn. .Xnfitlier feeil is haul in innni 2 uf liizist lniiigzilwxy. Yirtnzilly :ill nflieizlls present. li, ll. lzills zinil lirezilqs the stillness ull ilig ing-ln-, 4-SKIING uf sinflents yyzulille nil' In the city ln Chnreli. Une snnres ilnring' seryiee. zin- nlheis knees lieennie nnniznizifgezil:le zin.l rnlm 11110 :against the-nther until they are lilisteremlezlll :il the lriglil, fSlHCliCl', with -iziyys yycwlciiig, lziee smiling, :incl halt ziyyry, reziehes linglish elziss in linie. , -,Xlinnt lll helnyy in the shzule. lint Science llzill 15 in the 51111. -I lzlyiil l.iyiiigstnii's life is liezirfl in eliznmel. .Xlnrrziy sits nn the hnrn uf his ehziir. -P. XX. hzis heen here zihlinl eiffln innnlhs helwre nzitnrzil ffzis IS iiisenyereil. L m N -Il.. li. has Zl llCl'YHllSlJ1L'2lli ilfixyn lirinii wyei'-xyw1'li :incl zlliiwnt ileeicles lu luke Il rest. lfinertziiinnein in liznfni llzill in the evening. -'lihe girls Qin sleigliing. Several slnclents hzul seyerzil hziirs ent. M--1w.iy-il-Qiiiiiu' ilziy :il the llzilisnflq. Nlnre excellent zulyiee heziril frnin nur selinnl Pzistwr :it the Y. Xl. ineeling. llrnin sings tim -lllne Nlnnilziy zigziin. XYeel4ly tzislq lmegins-sn Qlues enurt. Merenry in the ther- innineler gives nn zi strilce: Legislzitnre ineets. -'lille Pi+ly sirlieitrws gli lll tnxrii rin Il flfrnliey. -lmng ewnrt sessinn. I., ll. niznits in lqiimy Ulelnxy fiften flu yer git iee ereznn in this-er 50111 7' sAMnre preinzitnre ehielcs gin the yyziy fn' all ezitzililes in the XY. ll. lixeilenient sluelcens Tin' :1 clziy. nnt nnieh ni 111110 clfnng. F-zitnrilziy. Xyeelqly tests :ire iiyeiv-sn :ne snnie stnrlents. 'lihe L'nz1l xY2lg'1ll'lHg'OCS tw tfnyiifzilsri XYillis. +Sleepless nights ini' Lnlqenliill lmegin. Nut the fzinlt nf the inhziliitzints. lint of the lmlnimiiiilg flnfnf' Klrs, liznfnrs reznling elziss renflers :L pi'ngi'ziiii. -Snnrlziy. Clizniel. C. lf. Speeizil inec.-ting fur linys P. Nl. .X nninlmer join ehnreh. -.Xthletie .Xssiweizitinii nieetingg 111511 l.egisl:itni'e. l.ientenzint Cnyeiwini' lmrerllcs :1 lcnnelile culling' fur wrfler. Visitrwrs in the hzilenny yery nnisy. lay King' :inil Queen eleetecl. lirnest Slziytiin. King: Rnsinii XYzilter, Queen. Cilose llillliml Ill first. lsn't this a lmezintifnl fl:iy? Fnnr P. Xl. :inrl nuthin' tri ilu 'till tniiirn-1-iiyy, Sneiety meeting Of Eagles, Keherlrse the silent lznignzige nf the King of the ,Xir in wrrler nrit 'fn ffwget il. -Brief spell uf sninnier preeerling the next winter. lVeather is :ill we have to talk :ilu int tnflay. '.Xl1IPlll6I' Szihhzitli. Sninelinily learnefl he Hnnlcecl. Tim nnieh pie zinil ealce. Requ- lzn' Snnrlziy seryiees. -Jlllne Xlnnrlziy. Stnclents are enennrzigeil in the ennsiclernte nse of the 'Dig Diffli hzinlcs lezicling ln the eity, :is they :ire rlznigernns. -PlllllUQ'l'Z'l1JllCl' here frnin the eity. Kline yyzints tn lciiwyy: ls iny hziir lying' clnyyn right 7' ,'Xl'lNSll'O11g says Nm lt is stzanfling' 'npriglitf eiio- . . IUEBOLY - .-. -Secretary of State gets the Mumps. The private secretary's chair is vacant. Mid- yveek and all working smoothly. -Tractor begins its duties on the Poly farm. tiov. -lohnson renders an excellent pro- J gram during the evening. Mudd and his fiance Qfj attend the doings in the absence of L. M., but attempt at concealment of identification is a fiasco. -Boys out on track and diamond. Hunter and XYhite stage a miniature ring battle, ending in a partial eclipse of XYhite's left orb, and a total yvilting of his opponents collar. -More practice outdoors. Some practice also indoors. Que flute and one clarionet working overtime. More sole-leather yvorn out by the Poly pedestrians aboard the shoe leather express. Long delayed Easter Music finally matures. Lengthy service and talk by President Eaton. The sun smiles again. ' Call for .Xnnual orders. Girls' Dormitory sends txvo representatives to court to consult Judge Holt and a jury. f'Not Guilty, 'under the circumstances' U Also the Pickle room rough-house case is concluded. Not Guiltyf, y Nellie dreams she is being robbed and sticks a cloth doivn Rosina's throat. Stu- dents beginning to count the hours and minutes still remaining until 5-15-'13, Preparing for Fridays exams. Great demand for ponies. Caeser breed preferred. No one has yet bought a one-yvay or round trip ticket over the Polytechnic Expul- sion Line. One more day and then comes Satuiday--visiting day and house-cleaning. lt is said that .Xsbridge has five cents more than he had yesterday. XX'ho is it that is tive less, and yvhere did it occur? Still talking vveather and xvhether. Registrar goes to the burg. Dead fish and pie today. More tracks made for the city. Paper is found in piano. keys not on duty. -Xsk the girls. Faculty Q?j attends church. Preparation for May Day and faculty has meeting to discuss plans. Phillips sits on his dignity and crushes it out of shape. Guiler has nervous prostra- tion because he does not hear from his fair friends and drops a dish on the Floor. Faculty meeting again. Cold day. Luke gets a motorcycle and brings home also a few bruises. Poly lloard reading proof. Twelve pound shot miraculously rolls doivn the en- tire lfast llungaloxv hall. although there is no noticeable gradient. More proof. Miss Packard sleepy. The mild sunshine starts a feyv extra shoots in the hair of bald heads. Betor buys a trellis for his crop. Very cold at night. hoyvever. 'U Stocker late for breakfast. Says he had to break the ice off his feet before he could put them in his shoes. -Regular service of the day, as yvell as the usual couple stroll P. M. The rider of the colt had rheumatism in neck. Xl'e believe it is the point of contact of earth and neck yvhen cycle skidded. -Last call for Poly orders. This is no joke. -XCZIVCT the end. 'Hunter -letnonstrates his belief in Christian Science. Cleans room by absent treatment. Sweeps it yvith his eye. Kline goes doxvn tovvn. lforgets the liiblical saying. Ullihen l becimte a man l put avvay childish things, and spends his idle moments slidinv' on banana peels. Poly goes to bless. The lrloiiiwl goes crazy. Temperature drops to the bottom. and McMorris drops to toyvn. Practice for grrfund-breaking day of the Girl's dor- nntory. Poly publishesl. Friends a minus quantity. Nobody likes the editors. and still the nz 1 7 A . -H 7 . V Y . ' ' ioasteis are but a part of the year s. occurrences. li. S. et al. 191-- IF Y Goocl, Clean, Honesi, Always Dependable Weaing Apparel for Men ancl Young Men, Tliere is only one alvsoluiely sure way of gelling il all ilie lime, ancl flzal is lo go wlzere iz' is kepl. Y 'hx ' Benjamin ana' Hari, Slzafner f f --i GMUTX V.. , , Make the luesf clollzing in flie world for COLLEGE BOYS sy' and conservaliue dressers. A Il colors, models and materials Al ' n used are up to claie. 'stiff ,ff ij 5.1.1 z 5 x?,jI-- x' ,,'z . I 5 Q0 5 00 54 i I0 4 957 ' ' J We are Sole Agenis for the above lines of Clollring f 1 ' l r s Slelson ancl Hawes Hals, 53, 55 C9 56 f ii . . Sleppaclwer Slurls, all slyles, all sizes if ancl prices B. V D., Paros Knii, Dr. faegefs Globe Mills Underwear Keiser lveckwear f l Slelson and Thompson Bros. Shoes and Oxfords I t- I A. B. C Trunks, Suit Cases and Traveling Bags .. W. ..f,. Lei us fl you some time. We are sure we can inferesf you you are inlereslecl. foH D. iF sggcfr MP -92,. Banking for Young Men and Women Many of the young men and Women of Billing and vicinity do not know that the The BILLINGS STATE BANK CNEXT DOOR TO CITY HALLH desires their accounts. Scores of them do, and make use of its vaults as a repository for their savings. We Welcome the accounts of young men and women, and guarantee careful attention to their interests. We pay interest on Savings Accounts and Time Deposits. A savings account started now may mean the difference between success and failure in life for you. Ninety per cent of our successful men laid the foundation for their Hrst profit- able investment hy saving. You C311 Do the SHIIIC : Let Us Help You Ground floor Strictly Modern NORTHERN HOTEL BARBER SI-IOP Absolutely New anct Sanitary Four Chairs, Come and Try Them 5 HdIiE S 'mf Billings, Montana UP -TO -DATE HairQ1-Dressing and:Massage ...Parlor... Chiropody a Specialty MRS. GREER Phone 3618 Room 3 Stapleton A Traveling Bag and Suit Case Are a necessity when taking a trip. When in need of such it witt be to your interest to investigate the likely Hand luggage Which carries the manufacturers guar- antee for jive years. We have them in a variety of patterns and leathers which are exclusive and classy. Catt and Inspect Our Line LEE WARREN A GEN LE TIPQQ7 If you want Photos iivai are up-lo-ciaie, izaoe the Siuciio that makes up-io-ciaie Piioioes make them for THERE IS A PHOTOGRAPHER you. IN YOUR TOVVNU Always Q the Best pf Studios: Billings, Great Falls, Fort Benton Er-Q uff1hE'l's,Qf W tgpvnig- M9 in-K-, 5 ,1 E W L. i ....CAll 0N.... MODERN AGATE CUTTERS Moss Agates, Montana, Wyoming and foreign Cutting and Mounting to Order a Sp Ity Expert Cutting Guaranteed 2423 M t A -134- l P P O B 'il A ICP one 1 X0 THOS. J. TOOMEY The Best Drug Store Prescriptions a Specialty N.w.c - - A,,e,,l.e'Q2 ffI Q fa Billings, Montana While we have never given up our lives to the public, we have given them first class service. The City Hail Barber Shop x V 6 Cl ot l mpany aw w, 'I y. Q 94 'v 1 er iff Adrzmee SI1owi11g of the New L System flethes For Young Men Norfolks Are To Be Very Popular This Year I -+ g l ' . :L 'Z.fi7 f '--HH 3 -. Y -2 A- . . A A 1 e. N, , .- , nh-yi' fm' eggs , K V f..l.ll,l ...,,k ' ,, ,gl vs I1 I I I A lvl ? lj 'T--fe -f - fs 1- - 1 ' v - X A v., f I Z' 4 ,, A ' I 2, ff - . r . f A' 1 g Q 1 f ,e.- e-ev ' The Leading gd i.yf,.v1A g if-va V 6 e f' V:'i7,1,: , I fr ggi . Store ii T f Eight Years in the ' u ' , Same Location 2815 First Avenue North Billings, Montana f -195- Billingsffleciric Supply Co, ELECTRIC SUPPLIES FOR EVERY PURPOSE Wholesale and Retail Dealers in Everything Electrical Job Wiring a Specialty BILLINGS, MONTANA B fi Phones Montana Water Company B ll Phone 22 .... Mutual Ph 1022 No. 9 North 28th Street E150 Apairy x Producers of Comb and Extracted Honey Manufacturers of All Kinds of Bee Supplies WILLIS or BELL, Proprietors ELSO, MONTANA l- Announcement -1 The Billings Polytechnic institute l9l3-l9l4 The fifth year of the Polytechnic will open September 9, 1013, for a term of thirty-six weeks. The past four years have been wonilerful years at the Polyteclmic, but they have been years of beginnings antl organization: they ha ve been years of demonstration of new ideas, for the Polytechnic has broken away from much that is trailitional in schools. The fifth year of the Institute will see it preparetl to rlo a greater service to the North- west than it has in the past. Mr. Ernest T. liaton, the financial fliiector, has spent the year in the East, and has macle many new frientls for the schiuil, Mr. lYillis li. Lougee, for many years the business manager of the lnternational Committee of the Y. Xl. C. A., has become tleeply interestetl in the work of the Polytechnic anfl will hereafter ilevote his time, energy and i11Hue1iQQ, to itg 131-g-er tlevelopnient. All this means new buililings, new equipment, bet- ter accommotlations, antl a larger faculty. Preparations are being maile to builcl, cluring the coming summer, a Cottage with rooms for forty girls, a ilining hall anil Domestic Science building, and a shop builtling. Next fall a chapel anil library will be erectetl. XYhen school opens next September, it will be able to take care of twice as many stuclents as it clitl this year. THF COURSES OFVTCRFD.-.X polytechnic is an institution in which instruction is given in many arts anfl sciences with special attention given to their practical application. In the many courses at the Billings Polytechnic, the practical application is much emphasized. AGRlCL'l,TL'Rlf.-flecause of the spleniliil irrigatefl farm with orcharil. apiary, gartl- ens. clairy. ancl tlemonstration of crops, the school is able to offer the best arlvantages for practical work in agriculture. The course is seconflary in character anrl aims to make prac- tical ancl intelligent farmers. ln the course, the stuflent gets not only a practical knowledge of farming. but a training in carpentry, cement work, brick-making, practical experience with steam anfl gasoline engines, bookkeeping, natural science. English, anal other culture subjects. BUSINESS -XXD SHOlQ'.lfHiXXlD.-Tlie Polytechnic maintains the most thorough business college in all Montana or XYyoming. No sturlent is recommenfleil for a position un- til it is absolutely proven that he is competent to holfl that position. Because of this, there is a great tlemanfl for the Polytechnic grailuates. The school is eriuipperl with a moflel busi- ness exchange, eighteen new Reinington typewriters, anfl it has a strong faculty of special- ists. Any young person who takes a business course in this school, has all the atlvantages of life in a well-organizerl college, with the gymnasium. athletics, free class work in music, anal all those things that make school life pleasant, XORXT.-Xl-.-The Xormal ilepartment offers two Slflllflftftl courses. First is the regu- lar four year course for those who have harl at least two years of lligh School work. This course prepares the grafluate for any position in the public schools, :intl is as thorough as the courses offererl in any state normal. The seconfl course is a special two year course for those who have finishefl the eighth or ninth grarle anfl wish to prepare to teach in the rural schools or the grades in the town schools. This course is moilclcil after the course outlinetl by the United States Cit'j1H11'llSjiifp11Q1' inf lfflucation anfl is especially recommentletl for young latlies who wish to become special teachers but who cannot take the four year normal course. PREP.Xl?,X'l'ORY l2Nf1lNl2lflQlNC.-Tlie Polytechnic offers practical courses in steam. mechanical. anrl electrical engineering. .Xny boy who has finishevl the eighth grade, ' -97- may begin work in one of thcse classes, :mtl on coinpleting' the work at the Polytechnic, will be a practical engineer. lf he clesires tu go further in the work, he will be able to take acl- vanceil staniling in :my school of teclniology. KlL'Slt'.--The Pnlyteclmic maintains a conservatory uf music :mtl c:m offer advantages equal tu those offeretl by :my other school in the XYest. The students in this course have the :ulv:mtage uf all the other tlepartments uf the school. :XL':Xl5l?KllL' .XNTJ Ct Jl,l,lit1l.XTli Dl'fP:XlQ'liKlICNT.-The acaclemic department was nrgaiiizeil in response tu a ilein:m1l for a high gratle aca:lemy in this region. The courses offerecl are parallel to those offereil by :my first-class leligli-scliool. lt gives its sturlents a tlioiwtiigli preparation for :ulmission to :my high grzule college. The junior college course is arrangcil for liigli-sclionl grzuluatcs. beamline' cilucaturs recuinmenrl a two year course to follow thc aczulcniy or liigli-scliunl. This course prepares for junior stancling' in :my college or university. General lnformation Regarding the Polytechnic llt JM If l .XlQKl Sfllt Dt Jl..iThe Polytechnic is lucatefl on its own large irrigatecl farm three miles from the city nf llillings. The stuilents live in comfortable miiclern cottages un- vler the ilircct over-siglit of the faculty. The bozmliiigj rlcpartment is suppliecl with fresh vegetables, fruit, eggs. millc, cream, :mil butter froin the moflel rlemonstration farm. STKIJICXT Slfl,l -tit TYIQTQNXIICXT.-The institution is iwgztiiizeml as a self-govern- ing state. with the sturlents :mil faculty as voting citizens. .Xll laws ancl regulations of the state are marle by the Legislature :mil enforcefl by the executive officers chosen by the citi- zens uf the state in a regular election. The system uf sclifiol government has been tliorough- ly testecl and has pi-oven almost iileal. lt is safe to say that the Polytechnic has the best or- vler anml iliscipline uf any school in the country. -XTIll.lfTlt'S.-The mzmagement of the school CIlCtrtll'1tQ'CS clean athletics. The gyni- nasium, athletic tielrl, :mel track. are all intencleil tu encourage athletic sports. Baseball, foot- ball. basketball, tennis, and track teams are maintainefl. This coming year an experienced coach will be engagerl tu oversee all the athletics uf the scliool. StiJf,'lIi'l'lliS.'--lii the school are maintainefl by the stuflents ancl faculty. a non-sectar- ian church, Christizm finfleavor Society, three literary societies, anrl a music club. All these aclfl much to the welfare anrl culture uf the stnflent bocly. STUIJICNT ROOMS.-,Xll sturlents who rlo not live in the immecliate vicinity with their parents or guarmlians, live in nioflern cottages, suppliecl with hot anrl cold water, bath, electric lights. ancl steam heat. The 'Institute supplies all beclcling anal furniture except blankets. coinfurts. towels. anfl napkins. AX CflNtQl,tfliJlXti XYURID.-lt is clesirefl that a clear unclerstaniling' of the real pur- pose nf the institution be in the mintl uf every rearler of this Annual. The school is estab- lishecl that the young men :mil women nf the Northwest may have the opportunity of an eclu- cation :mtl that this erlucation may be uf such a character that they shall go into the region prepareil for useful citizenship. The linstitute centers its every thought upon the incliviclual stuclent :mtl his future relations tw the state of which he is to be a part. The great purpose of the school is character lmuilrling, :mtl parents may feel perfectly safe when they place their chilrlren in the care of the Polytechnic. lt is the firm belief of the founflers of this institution that no place or time ever offer- ecl so fgrainl an opportunity for ileveloping an efficient :mrl potent institution of learning. livery effort is being' macle to place the schfifil in a position to carry out its high purpose anrl fulfill the supreme mission entrusterl to it in this important part of our country. Bulle- tins anrl circulars giving' terms :mtl outlines of our courses of stutly will be mailecl upon re- quest. AXflfll'C'SS all co1'1'espuii1le1icetoLewis T. liaton, Eilucation Director, Polytechnic, Montana. GOV. jOHNSON'S INAUGURAL ADDRESS Citizens of the State of Polytechnic, I feel very much honored that you have seen fit to elect me to the important office which I have just taken an oath to fill. I am very grateful because I have the privilege of addressing all the citizens on the welfare of our government. I think that we are to be congratulated upon the remarkable administration that has just come to a close. and which proves beyond a doubt, that student government is a success. XYe are the first of the few schools of the NYest, and one of the first of the many schools of the L'nited States, to take upon ourselves the responsibility of our own conduct. Our govern- ment is a model for other schools to follow. The Polytechnic State was organized at the beginning of the present year, September l9. 1912. It was then an experiment and was a different form of government than had ever before been tried by schools. Its success was then questioned. Old gray-haired men, well experienced in school work, shook their heads at our organization, and predicted it a failure. Some questioned the benefits of self-government, but they could have found a solu- tion in the consideration of a practical education. There is no better way to become ac- quainted with the duties of a citizen of the United States, than to install self-government in all the schools. XYhile our little Republic takes a great load from the minds of the faculty, that is of but minor importance. but its great purpose is to train the citizen in the managing of governmental affairs, a training which every citizen of our country should receive. Our Court proceedings are carried on in the game manner as in the Courts of the different counties of Montana. lYhen our Legislature makes its laws, it has the same problems to solve as the Legislature of Montana. Self-government not only gives the student a know- ledge of the affairs of government, hut it .levelops a pride in the individual that makes him want to decide for himself between right and wrO1lg'. It places every one on a level, thus one student has just as much chance to rise above his standard as another. XYhile all citizens receive some good from living in our Republic, the ones that take an active part receive the most benefit. XYe have just now finished a very sneeegsfnl administration. Illhile our government has been going on in the very best manner, there have been great obstacles which have had to be overcome, and the way that they have been met shows great skill and tact on the part of the retiring officers. lYhen our state was first organized, there were but a comparatively small number that were at all interested in it, but through the loyalty of our officers, and the ex- emplary manhood shown by them in the execution of their duties. they have developed such a spirit that there are none in the whole state who do not respect our laws and uphold them, and see that they are enforced to the full extent. 'XYe are now commencing a new administration. Having received a valuable experi- ence from the last term's proceedings, we officers should fill out positions and perform our duties in a much smoother and better way than the officers of the past. IVhen we first as- sumed our weighty responsibility last fall, everything was new and unorganized. Every- thing had to be tried out. XVhen the Legislature first came together, they had to form a general code of laws, and allow developments to suggest any necessary additions. This time. we have a code of laws with which to start, and everything is in good working order,- therefore, officers, let us make this administration one of preeminelleel Olle that will serve as a pattern for the future officers. There are but a few weak points that we must still work to overcome, and I intend to encourage, very strongly, their intelligent solution. In my message to the Legislature. which will be given sometime in the near future. I intend to make very plain to the legislators the need of Initiative and Referendum Laws, and shall try to make more plain, the need of a law pertaining to the recall of officers. I shall try to explain to them the important position that each one holds and show them the necessity of putting aside all their timidity. and working for the good of the State of Polytechnic. I shall uphold and encourage the officers in enforcing all laws to the letter, and I desire to impress upon them, the importance of their laying aside the thoughts of all friendly ties when it comes to a choice between friendship and duty. If a friend interferes with your performing your duty. he is no longer your friend. lYe look forward to a prosperous future. The time will come when our little Republic will be a standard for all the schools of the XVest to copy. As our population increases, we shall also grow in power, and the time will come when all business affairs will be cared for by the officers of the State. I sincerely hope that the officers and all the citizens will join with me to make this a Golden Administration. L. VV. JOHNSON. Gov. Second Semester, -99- I1. B. DRUM, President I'IANS I1IUM, Vice-Pres. I1. 1. McPI1ERSON, Cashier Qt Qs 'ELMGN STATE BAN CAPITAL 520,000 A bank organized in accordance with the best ideas of economical and convenient banking and managed by men of long experience, whose ambition it is to satisfy and please its customers by every means consistent with conservative banking. That their efforts are appreciated is shown by the steady and remarkable growth of the bank. At all times they are pleased to show its policy and statements. Belmont, Montana +100-A - 'll 1 . ' ' 'sg ' 1: -grim.-1 ' 99 05' -, . 5 X Q 'nun' 'fig , .1 I 1 A . mm IWW lllllllllllllllllllllml iilll I N 4 X i s 'Q Q X 5 H x ' X 1 ' I-E' xiii-,, - Q X-' a Q ' V H it E 1 v 1 A N 4?x A H X g i f ,X . v X J 3 9 3 0 Q 0 Q O- S 2 -'4 ' N F . 7 k : I E H5 W :' - . 5 :sr ' , , 'T VLU F ' lv GANG ' NU 1 -if I Good to look at-better to ' - own because 1t1S1SI'1C best and most scientihcally' con structed gang plow on the market Let lt work for you The exclusive center draft -with no side draft-is what does the business P' We will be only too glad to - tell you all about it Come A rn soon or better yet, nom. Ed Here is a plow that goes everywhere and pleases everybody-the most wide- ly sold plow in the world. They go all over the world and plow all kinds of soil. The man with sandy or alluvial soil or a farm made up of several Clillerent kinds ol' soil will hnd that this plow cleans up the entire job and does it wonderfully well. lt is the strongest, best built, steadiest running plow on the market and its turning and scouring qualities are superb. lt is made both right and left hand, wood and steel beam, and thevarious numbers of the series have furrow capacities ranging from 5 I-Zx Il inches up to 9x 16. Always I ,MCD well B o . l..ate Fiction - 51.00 up Popular Copyrights - 50C Gift Books - - - 50C up Eaton, Crane or Pikes Fine Stationery - - - 40C up School Supplies of II Kintls Engineering and Manual Training Supplies 2707 North Znd Ave. Both Phones I Wlll INSURE YOU: l Against loss of property by fire. 2 Against loss of time by accident or illness. 3 Against legal liabilities to your employees for personal injuries received. -1 Against breakage of Plate Glass. 5 Against loss by infidelity of your employees. 6 We will go on your bond. 7 Insure Automobiles against fire, theft, collis- ion, or liability for damages. 8 Insure your Livestock. 9 Insure your Steam Boilers against explosion, Etc. 10 Against loss of your rents by fire. 11 Against loss of valuables by burglary or theft. 12 Life Insurance fNortliwestern Mutual of Milwaukee, VVis.l I Represent Twenty of the Best Companies of the World . . Nl A T H E S 0 N 205-6 Stapleton Bldg. Billings, Mont. A E g Saving of Time, labor and Money ls being accomplished hy every progressive, wide- awalce larmer. The greatest asset to any farm is practical, well made, up-to-date odern farm achinery The land must he well cultivated if expected to produce results. Emerson PIOWS, EIIIGFSOH Drills, Planet Grain Cultivators, Stude- baker Wagons, McCormick Binders. 25 Per Cent Saved on Groceries. MALIN-YTJATES coiviPANY The Security Bridge Company 227-228 Stapleton Block, Billings, Mont. Home Ofce' Branch Ojice Minneapolis, Minn. Lewiston, Idaho STEEL AND CONCRETE HIGHWAY BRIDGES, CONCRETE STRUCTURES No worlg too large, no worla too small. Correspon- clence solicited. 2- Weigh the Car, not its price. Both are light, but the Ford is the one car Whose low price does not indicate its high Worth, the reason Why you must get busy to- day if you Want a Ford this season. Everybody is driving a Ford ---More than 200,000 in service. New prices, run- about S525g touring car S600 with all equip- ment. Ask F. B. Connelly Co. WACO BS REAL ES TA TE, INSURANCE, SURE TY BONDS Lois for Sale in Any Rarl of llve Cily SUBURBAN TRACTS -:- PARK CITY REAL ESTATE Some Good Lana' near llie Polyleclmic EASY TERMS ROOM I , BELKNAP BLOCK Mutual 1008, Bell 87 Black ' -103- M t I Pl B ll Ph 1235 302 V: M C I U EA .S.!.11J. obile Co. T R, U N K S AN D BAGGAGE TRANSFERRED I 21 x K - 51 G' I Billings, Montana 04- O ' 'INDS3 ALSO A FULL AND COMPLETE STOCK OF Kitchenware Sporiing Goocis Ranges Painis Heaiers Oils anci Varnisfles Community Silverware Zeniiiz Tools Cuiiery Builders, Hardware Remember that we have moved into larger quarters in the Gruwell Buildi g Our prices are always right. Custer Hardware Company EDGAR B. CAMP G11:Ty GIFTS A T ES TA TE THE REAL Loans ana7 Insurance T SH Sli? Chicago Bai ding C9 Billings, - Mgnfana 213 North 2sf11 sf., Billings, Mimi. liiws? f1m1f ,3'-fel' 4, Q -'1' I 'N-1 ' 'H' A '- :Hg lx 4 . IAQ?-,.,4,.,,,, al ' cf' '!- ,',,- .fy s.'w , . fh---oy... 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I M for Any Reason You have not visited our new store, We kindly ask you to do so next time you are in need of someiwearing apparel for men and young men. We handle nothing but the most dependable merchandise consistent with the price put upon it. We carry everything up-to-date for young men and men who stay young. I HAVELICK' CLOTHING AND FURNISHINGS Northern Hotel Block BILLINGS, MONTANA Stein-Bloch Co. Clothing Knox Hats Dent's Gloves Q I Q V BUY HER A Box If , OF CANDY AT fl you E D 1 S xx ALWAYS THE BEST Cf fi ?- BABCOCKBLOCK ' I B I L LI N G S I I fl fl 1 , Q --106- 101 '111 'Tl GAS: The Pmfeci Fuel THA '1:t1xY 111 11x11 Zlllj' 11111111111 111' 11111 11ilj' 111' 11lg'1111. 111c:111s :1 11111 111 :1 s1'1'111111. 111:11 1':111 1111 1.'11g'111:111111 1Wl11l Il: H :1s il 1.1101 1111' 1-11111i111g' is 111f111'111'1111 1'ig111 1115'111l1'1'2l11lgC, :11111 111 :111y 11eg'1'11c 111' 110:11 1'11111111'1'11. 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BROCKWAY The Threemfssentials of a Safe Investment SAFETY 7' 1 V PHONE MUTUAL 1043 X t BELL54ZRED , 1 , ,, Q ' . .. uktg. ,k 3 I-'f t u 1 'A ' REL..lA5nn.n-rv P Q C F I 'T' A'jg.-A S I QQ: ,lfqeziiiffki 9 . f t , 'fafj-gt' wg Q -12:15 Q1 .- ' - sv.--'HVEQ-e. ',:,::-azf .: GTF: 47154 : V X u e EIAL E S IATE Nix 'LVD ' ' W qv THE BASIS OFALL WEALTH N MARKET W .. - YT fi if s 1 Q- gfqfff 2 X52 EEE M, si g ? e - eh -'4t. . - .,e1 2: : - 'sfe Ifi ff2??i?f 51:2-'? W M PAN tnnlblljl i',a,1:',g1, ft. Je,fiPwg.gf E ,,,-U,:,,,3.,,S UNUM F. .WM is 11 X ,,,,,,f1.v1+ ' au.u.aNGs , MONT. ff X fe emu , . ff' Q,f1i ,-gg ssloefe THE W- B- GEORGE lvlHRoPomAN BARBER SHOP REAL 6-BARBERS-6 BATHS BILUNGS, MUNT- ' V. W. RoTHRoCK, Prop Do things that count and . when . you . do . this . you . are . happy Make two blades of grass grow now where there are ten Russian thistles We have the seeds adapted for this part of Montana . . Tool t cultivate with . . L hos t irrig t . . 'and when y tt restwh thiih gt kltht to th ll d Hrst cl t ght p Billings Hardware C0 Tree Full Leeeea Vwre Reeeee of ilzeflssociaied Press W iilr iis army of news gailzerers in all the corners of the earilzg a large siaj? of special corresponclenis in Moniana, and a corps of local wriiers all work for you when you get ine GAZE7 TE OR JOURNAL S The Printing anal Publishing House ofilze Midland Empire Complete in All Ils Appointments The Gazelle Printing Company Your Collars are Easy to Wear When launderied by the BILITINQS LAUNDRY co? We 1-lave the only machlne of the krnd ln Eastern Montana. A steam-heated collar ironer cannot scorch. It leaves the goods much more pliable. With our seam dampener it is impossible to crack a collar. The folded seam is smooth and even, and the collar sets snug in front, and Hts properly without binding. Qur shaper assures the perfectness of each one of these points. WE WANT YOUR BUSINESS Billings Laundry Co. -111- Tl? 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