Rockwell High School - Rocket Yearbook (Rockwell, NC)

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f , 3 L W fx f ,,,,,,,4 gag- -J f . j --2f ff' ieiiffll ' .,-Q .y Father: Mildred, why did you per- mit young Harold to kiss you in the parlor last night? Mildred: Because I was afraid he'd catch cold in the hall. . Betty Sue: Oh, Merrell, why do you wipe your face with the back of your hand? Merrell: 'Cause it's so much cleaner than the front? -9. Billy: Did your watch stop when it hit the floor? Murphy: Certainly, Did you expect it to go through? .-Q-. Mrs. Bost: Can anyone in this class tell me why an Indian wears feathers in his hair? Ray: Sure, to keep his Wigwam. .-Q. Miss Misenheimer: I want a head of cabbage and I am in a hurry! Grocer: Shall I wrap it? Miss Misenheimer: No thanks. I'll take it bareheadedf' -.M N Junior: Daddy, a boy at school told me I looked just like you.', Dad: And what did you say? Junior: Nothin'. He was biggerin' me? .0- Alvin: Why aren't you eating your fish? Gilbert: Long time no sea. Mrs. Brown: Doctor! You had bet- ter come at once. My husband's tem- perture is 1l5.,' ' Doctor: My dear Mrs. Brown, if that's the case it's too late for me. Bet- ter call the fire department. -49- Fred: I surely hope I die with my boots on? Listener: Why? Fred: So I won't hurt my toes when I kick the bucket. .-Qi. Jean: I hear that his worst enemy is whiskey. Laura Jane: But you are supposed to love your enemies. Jean: Yes, but you shouldn't swal- low themf, -Q-. John: Do you use toothpaste? Jake: Gracious, no! None- of my teeth are loose. TG, Martha: This typewriter is broken. Miss Barlow: What's wrong with it? Martha: I want to type the word 'book' and the typewriter has only one fo, 77 -0- Donald: Are the fish biting today? Billy: I don't know. If they are they're biting each other. -0- No wonder the little duckling Wears on its face a frown, For it has just discovered It's first pair of pants is DOWN.

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MRs. CARRIE R. CURRIE Seventh and Sixth Grades Catawba College-A.B. Rockwell, N. C. RACHEL LEE Sixth Grade University of N. C.-M.A. Rockwell, N. C. ILA PHIFER Fifth Grade Eastern Carolina Teachers' Coll. Peachland, N. C. LILLIAN G. ALLEN Fifth and Fourth Grades University of N. C.-A.B., M.A. Hendersonville, N. C. MRS. JAMES Bosr Fourth Grade Phieffer College Rockwell, N. C. MRS. MARY J. KALE SOWERS Fourth and Third Grades Catawba College-A.B. Rockwell, N. C. MRS. G. RAY BROWN Third Grade Catawba College-A.B. Rockwell, N. C. MRS. SIDNEY MELCHOR Second Grade Catawba College-A.B. Gold Hill, N. C. MRS. IRA CoRL Second Grade Catawba College Gold Hill, N. C. JENNIE RUTH FISHER First Grade Hlgh Po1nt College-AB Rlchfleld N C First Grade Catawba College-A B Gramte Quarry N C , . . I MRS. FRANK HODGE , . .

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